Reminder that this shit is outperforming the entire console market in the US
>>728954995I didn't think Steam Machine was shipping yet though.
It's already on sale?
>>728954995Idk what that even is
>>728954995What's funnier is that it's subscription based and it's games are mobile phone slop
>>728954995why does it have a camera
>>728955362Motion controls
>>728954995>Miyamoto: I could have made Nex, but we decided not to.
I don't know what that is nor do I careSalesniggers are insufferable. Some random dogshit product sells to subhumans then you hyperfixate on it harder than a CEO like Bobby Kotick
>>728954995Customer:>I'd like to buy an "ex box"Gamestop clerk, who is slightly hard of hearing:
>>728954995>outperforming the entire console market in the USnot only is that wrong, it's also irrelevant.
>>728954995what does this even do?
>>728955859android tv box with shitty EyeToy motion tracking games. $250 and $90/yr subscription.
>>728955859Non shitpost answer is that it's the latest generation in Kinect/PSMove/Wiimote wagglin technology
Roblox
>>728955929>$90/yr subscriptionel oh el
>>728955987Giving third world countries internet access was the worst mistake humanity ever made.
>>728954995literal jeet shit operation, nobody owns or knows what this is, all of the views on social media are from people looking it up after seeing "zomg this crazy little box is the biggest console release you've never heard of!!!". you help them by discussing and searching this literally who piece of shit eyetoy sidegrade
Damn. It's over for Nintendo. How will they compete with this?
>>728955362To record someone's dancing daughter to make sure to catch those tummy shots and send it to mossad's HQ.
>>728956616CUTE
>>728954995>>728955929>>728955960Hey, if it gets kids to stay active while also making it fun, it's not so bad.
>>728956616>Bluey Bust-A-MoveAre they allowed to call it that?
>>728956212ThisIt's just a bunch of jeetbots hyping this shit up
