ATTEMPT #1 THREAD
Ha lof ha feef ee hafahi ho.Heff he fwee!
>>728963710Yes.
>>>/vg/
We're in the home stretch lads. Claude is over 2/3rds of the way through the game. The end is in sight.
Hall of fame thread better be sticky, or mods = fags
>hopium at an all time highDOOMium ascendancy soon
My baby boy is going to fucking make it!
trust the plan!
So how is the dev cheating the safari zone
Excellent, my blackout strategy of going to sleep to find myself at a new place has worked! What happened after the bike route west entrance retardation?
Here's your rat.
>>728963736They grow up so fast... Why, it feels like it was only a few months ago where our dear claude was frolicking in the tardyard and looking for the captain. Now he has six badges and is exploring the Safari zone.
GOLD TEETH ADDED TO THE LIST
This is it, hopeGODS. This is the true test of your HOPE.Do you believe?https://strawpoll.com/ajnE17pa0nW
WAITCLAUDE FOUND THE CARD KEYBULLSHIT YOU'RE ALL JUST PRETENDING
>>728963863Entered Fuchsia, BEELINED for Koga, BLAZE barely beat him, now he's looking for the Safari Zone
Five failed Claudes and nearly a year worth of adventuring and speculation has led up to this moment. Claude's ultimate test.
>>728963710What did he mean by this?
>>728963863an extremely tense koga battle with hundreds of safari zone's attempts worth of money on the line
WAIT HE'S PROGRESSED?!NO MY POLYMARKET ODDSI'M RUINED
>>728963949I can't vote but yes
>>728963960Ballman has been defeated.
>>728963710As I suspected, the warden says "Ha lof ha feef ee hafahi ho. Heff he fwee!"
>>728963960Check the VOD if you can. He defeated the Ballman, Giovanni, Sabrina, and then gave us the hypest battle against Koga I've ever seen.
>>728963969>>728963981This is good progress! I'll write down that this strategy is effective when Claude is stuck.
anyone have the map of the zone
>>728963960
I want Claude to win
>>728964092>t. warden
leafy save us!
>>728964082
I want Claude to lose (his sanity)
HOLY SHIT HE'S ABOUT TO BEGIN
lmao there is literally less than 0 chance he ever completes Safari Zone before the sun engulfs the earth
>>728964164When will hopecucks learn? It's honestly getting pathetic seeing them constantly act all proud and happy when you just know they'll be softlocked and in despair soon
>>728964202how many squares is that?
he will NEVER find the safari zone
Unless Claude has the foresight to document what paths do/don't work through the safari zone, he has absolutely no chance of making it. And even if he does record all that, he could still run out of attempts before making it through all the way.
Claude has about 113k pokebux, that's 226 Safari Zone attempts. I for one am hopeful.
oh goddammit he can read
>>728964253just around half of your total given steps. there isn't a ton of room for error.
>>728964243What's so hard about Safari zone? I beat red as a kid and I don't remember it so it can't be that hard
>>728964164ALWAYS BET ON DOOM
FUCKING SIGNS
>>728964012>>728964064>>728964092BASEDWAGMI
>>728964313It's not hard for humans, but in gen 1 there's only a limited amount of total attempts and so this tard AI could very likely run out of money and softlock himself before finding the correct route.
>>728964038I'm honestly amazed we got this far. I thought we'd need a couple more Claude versions to even get to Safari Zone.Even if when he stalls out here, the leap in capability has been gigantic.
>>728963665DOOMCHADS THE TIME TO DAB ON THESE HOPENIGGERS ENDS NOW
>>728964313Have to pay limited money to enter, and have limited steps to traverse the whole thing and find the item before getting kicked out and paying again. The end of the run if he's out of cash
>>728964370>captain between the gapskek
watch him beat it in one try by pure luck
>>728964326HopeCHADS eating good today.
I, for one, hope he gets SURF without picking up the teeth and continues with the game.
>>728964395this run is so fucking over
>>728964370Reminder that Claude did all this with a bugged harness, no less. He was at a disadvantage and still managed to navigate through some of the most maze-likes portions of the game. He likely would've gotten through everything much faster if his navigator tool worked correctly.
please include "claude" in the OP of your general
>>728964202>only one loophe can do this
>>728964395cough...doomchads... we'll win... in the...[BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP]
it hasn't even started
>>728964313takes AT MINIMUM 270 steps to complete, you only get 500 total steps before having to restart.Claude only has enough money for 226 attempts
>>728963949>>728964164>it's about 50/50Damn, more people have hope than I thought.
to this day i'm still slightly pissed off at the random buildings in the middle of the safari zone that literally do nothing but waste precious steps
>>728964202He has a 210 step leeway for fucking aroundThis will be the harshest wave he's ever faced
>>728964440He still hasn't made space in his inventory so even if he did reach surf or gold teeth within the step limit he wouldn't be able to pick them up
>>72896461250/50 NOW
>>728964596>Claude only has enough money for 226 attemptsBut that isn't enough attempts to document all of Safari zones teleporters.
BREHS
>>728964663That's the point. It's bait.
he's almost there!
:D
Go Claude, let me see at least one attempt
Why are people downplaying 226 attempts (before nuggets)? We can spend 100 attempts just exploring the layout, and not even have exhausted half of them.
>>728964812it's adorable
Quiet! All of you!He's approaching the Safari Zone.
>>728964202God I'm getting sick just looking at this part right here. That's not a tard yard, that's a goddamn tard acre. Claude will settle down here, build a tard farm, raise tard miltanks, marry his tard wife and have many tard children who will keep the tard business going for many tard generations.
IT'S HAPPENING
LEAVE@!!!
Ballman spotted
I see ballman
it begins NOW
It begins, this is the end.
HAPPENINGTHE SHOW IS ABOUT TO START
ARE YOU READY?!
so it begins
HE'S IN
Thank you Claude very cool
>>728964885>>728964907Ballman, betrayed and trapped in the Safari Zone Zoo.
Watch him oneshot it
>>728964663Remembering when Pokemon games had interiors for even useless buildings. Now every building is either a wall with a door texture slapped on, or leads to a shop menu
DOOMBROS IT'S TIME
Now the fun beginsDoom vs Hope's ultimate battle
THIS IS IT LUIGI
he either gets i on his first try or never
How much money does he have at the moment?
I'm dooming
Doomeks will never recover when he smashes this
Buckle up boys, we're going for a ride.
>>728964972They already prepared their next cope for Victory Road tho
Is there seriously no way to regain money if he fails? Was there no VS Seeker in Gen I? That seems like an oversight by the developers desu.
Doom GODsIt's timeOur laughter is imminent
>>728965000anons were saying he'd lose 50k if he died to koga, so i have to assume about 100k
>>728965000enough
>>728965000he's got around 200 tries
>>728964846doomkeks punching the air as usual.
ITS OFFICIALLY OVERWE DID IT
CC is hyped
it begins
WELCOME TO JURASSIC PARK!
does it tell him he has a limited number of steps?
>>728965043Only Yellow has the pity system where they give you a single safari ball and allow you to enter for free if you have no money left.
Quiet all of you. He's entering the safari zone
>>728965030Stop this. This is a hope household.
before Safari Zone
Place your bets on the amount of pokemon caught in the Safari Zone.
>>728965080Why the fuck is CC more supportive than my family?
PAY THE THE MAN!
>>728965000
>>728964952going to sleep. i'm going to be pissed if he actually does
What do you think his first catch will be? My money on nido.
-500
>>728965129Maybe if you were retarded your family would be more supportive
>>728965121based!
exact cash
>>728965000225 attempts plus he can get more money from route 15
>>728965121225 attempts before he sells the Nuggets.I'm happy with this number. We have plenty of wiggle room to spare.
>>728965149DOOM CHADS GO GO GO IT'S OVER
>>728965127none
>>728965127zero, he'll think he has a time limit so has to run
I'm watching the first attempt and sleeping off the restExpecting to wake up and see a new Claude in Pallet Town
HE'SIN!!!!!!
>>7289651272
how many safari attempts can he afford to try?
WE FUCKING DID IT GUYSHES INCLAUDE'S PEAK
already off to a cracking start
this music was so stressfull a a kid
>he knows the pathRIGGED
HE KNOWS THE AREATHIS IS GOOD
>typical path is to go westalready fucking up
Doomsissies, Claude already beat safari zone TWO WEEKS AGO
>>728965252At least one.
>>728965252Well above 200 without counting selling items/fighting other trainers
>>728965252225 attempts. Has plenty of nuggets and trainers he can still fight. He fucking got this.
>>728965287he's always had access to guides
>>728965287lol ok
Are you ready to GO WEEEEEEEEEEST for the next 48 hours?
>>728963665The long awaited final boss
>>728965129Your family was not designed to be supportive.
>>728965252226 tries before he has to start selling things
We're off to a great start
>>728965294Yeah we know he got Surf already.
We dont need another pokemon claude just go get the fucking Surf already.
RHYHORN encounterwill he ignore every single encounter or actually try to catch some stuff?
>>728965291>>728965287>>728965318>Center>west>north>secret housethe most opposite direction he can go see >>728964202
What does this Pokemon evolve into again?
he is LOCKED IN
he won't have trouble with the first screen, the only exit is the right wayeven the next room is mostly straightforward, its the north room that'll be an issue
WAIT Did he get the HM from the gym battle or did he forget?
>>728965294Claude already hit the elite four, check the news.
>>728965403he's going to 'save time'
>He's just running instead of catching peak kaijumonSad, Jr never would have done this.
>>728965421Slugma
was throwing a rock ever a good thing?
DoomGODS how we feeling?
>>728965429It's a TM for Toxic or something, it's ultimately unimportant
SAY IT WITH MEEIGHT BADGES
>>728963665He is in the Safari Park!
IT IS SO FUCKING OVERCLAUDE WILL CONTINUE GOING WESTHE WILL EVENTUALLY LOSE MONEY 4.6 WILL BE RELEASED BEFORE HE EVER MAKES IT TO THE END
>>728965486NEVER
>>728965467It's always more efficient to just spam balls that to interact with the bait/rock system at all.
Why did they have to phrase it as remaining "time"
>>728965467throwing rocks increase catch chance but also increase fleeing chance
>that one sperg counting the steps
>>728964202Legend
Maybe it time for claude 3 to get another lobotomy in order to fix him so he can go get Strength already.
>>728965467The mechanics don't work as intended, so I'm not sure.I think rock sets escape rate to be actually lower for some mons
>>728965453Who needs new Pokémon when he already has the delinquent duo known as Blaze and Nibbles?
>>728965421
All it had to be was Blue, bros. We could've been saved.
>>728965287Technically Claude knows literally everything there is to know about pokemon thats to all the wiki's that were scrapped and provided in its training data. However as we have seen from all the various claudes, having access to the information is not the same as being smart.
>>728964885I love that Nessie's name is below another cryptid
Internal claude run's team members
DO NOT GO ON THE CORRECT PATH CLAUDETHINK OF THE DOOMSISSIES
>>728965686>>728965709Where is this from
>>728965662He thought that Fire was SE to poison because there are so many Grass/Poison types in Gen I.
It'll take less than 10 tries.I'm ordering some snacks for this.
Well, this point was the original estimate for a completed run, so in my book 6 is victorious. Good job, Claude.
>implying he will get HM 03 SURF
>>728965749antrhopic's threads accounthttps://www.threads.com/@claudeai/post/DR42KDPAOFF?xmt=AQF0ya6ZgW7W_jm-s_ERyo-vj2hLIBhDFjcXDrNMEIMrFV4
If Claude clears this can anything stop him?
>>728965041this is the test it's the only part of the game that has finite attempts
why every time Claude is making progress cp spammers wake up?
>>728965793Boulders
>>728965793Strength puzzles
why doesn't he catch a meowth
Can I have a link to the Sabrina and Koga battle threads? Thanks.
>>728965793AI crash
goonslop encountered
>>728965793strength boulders are where the run ends
>>728965793victory road
>>728965793Something incredibly trivial will send him into an unbreakable loop
>>728965803I know, I'd say he's doing it and Victory Road will also not be impossible but certainly very luck-based.
>>728965793Lass Brothel
>>728965830Meowth is Blue exclusive
>>728965839Just go into the archive and search for them yourself. They are not even old enough to be deleted from 4chans native archive yet.
>>728965786!!!
>>728965793Heat death of the universe
>>728965793strength puzzles in victory road are the hardest things in the game for claude and they are 100% mandatoryseafoam islands can be skipped so he can get all 8 badges but this claude is fundamentally incapable of the level of abstraction needed to handle a strength puzzle
>>728965830He's a Red Chad
>>728965793Fresh water shortage
>>728965080She loves it when the game is working as intended
>>728965793Ballman will make his return
>>728965907>This is problematic! It appears we're nearing the heat death of the universe. Let me press A to continue.
>>728965919New doomsissy cope just dropped
>knows he needs to go north on the 3rd areaHe already has this solved, it'll be effortless. Guides are too strong.
>yesterday>claude defeats ballman>go to bed while he's trying to open the correct wall that leads to giovanni>wake up today>he's at the safari
Claude will solve boulders btw. Believe.
Doombros, I'm shaking. If he gets Surf it's literally all over for us.
>>728965919So it will come down to scaffolding?
>>728965793Pixel perfect boulder movements in Victory Road will end his run for good. Its Mt Moon but worse.
>>728965939SoNot very often since this is gen 1
Is this claude shit still going
>>728965793>Safari zoneProbably clearable.>Reaching BlaineIf he goes from Palet, no issue. If he goes through Seafoam, he'll get stuck.>MansionMight get confused by the switches, and also needing to jump from the ledge.>BlaineNo issues.>GiovanniThe tile puzzle is really simple, can't imagine he'll have trouble.>Victory roadNo way he clears the strength puzzles.>E4Blaze sweeps, he'll be level 80 by then.
I'm seeing double, four Ballmen!
>>728965043If you have a Pokemon with Pay Day you can farm moneyOtherwise yeah you can get soft locked by the Safari Zone
>inb4 doomkeks whoop and cheer about him taking a wrong turn on attempt #1
>ignoring item ballshes not going to pick up the golden teeth at the end...
>>728965961>You are challenged by CHAMPION BALLMANIf Claude dies here then next rival's name HAS to be Ballman
>>728966071Sadly, Claude is playing Red and Meowth is a fucking Blue exclusive
>Heh, never thought I'd see your face around these parts again, Ballman.
>>728966031pretty mucheither the dev cheats and handholds him through it or there's another major breakthrough in AIone of those two things are required for him to actually beat the game
>>728966128I love this guy
>>728965776at least if he does, he already has the badge and the pokemon to use it
>>728966115You mean Fat Retard
do steps into walls count as steps for the safari zone?
hes already lost, its over
Map update wew lads
>>728966128We passed upon the stairWe spoke of was and whenAlthough I wasn't thereHe said I was his friendWhich came as some surpriseI spoke into his eyes"I thought you died aloneA long, long time ago"Oh no, not meI never lost controlYou're face to faceWith the man who sold the world
What is the Captain doing in the Safari Zone?
>>728966154Too longThe Captain and Fat Retard can stay their ephemeral selves
>>728966128It's over, the Captain has the high ground.
he's getting a feel for the mapsgive it time
>>728966168No. You can also spin in place to find wild pokemon without using up steps.
>>728966154If only there where enough character spaces to spell out FAT RETARD. Best you can do is something like FATRTRD
>>728966168It'd be pretty funny if they did
Oh my God guys he's not making a beeline for the goal on literally his first attempt it's so over.
>>728966197Why does this make me laugh
Could they really not have space for one (1) more track for the safari zone? At least use something other than the fucking evolution music...
>>728966232Does it work in FRLG?
he isnt even considering catching pokemon lel
>>728964164Surf is HM03, retars
focus on the mission, buddy
Begone, pokéthot
So how much cheating did they do for claude to see bushes
>>728965234Would it be cheating if the dev made a gamestate or manual save at this point of the game?
>>728966235I'm just hoping he learns about the step count and that gives him another fit of hyperfocus autism>>728966274Why put in the effort, this "pokemon" shit was never gonna catch on anyway
>>728966274Legitimately I don't think they could, if I recall correctly they used up almost every single byte of memory they could on that game. (1) more track might have been too much.
What gen would be the easiest for Claude to beat?Gen V(BW1) is very linear and only requires backtracking a couple of times later in the story, and there are not many puzzles.
and he just ran away from it
>>728966274You will enjoy the music and you will like it100%, full blast
>>728965864
>>728966328he has no need for rosties
>>728966274It's building tension!
>>728966370The newest gen.
>>728966375Rollan
>>728966115>BallmanMORE LIKE BALL-BOY, FETCH ME ANOTHER MOJITO AND MAKE IT SNAPPY
>>728966375need poor little claude sitting on the couch in front of them
>>728966351it would be justified but honestly a run from scratch would be interesting, ballman was probably a fluke
>>728966196Over status: Green
>>728966408But he can't navigate a 3D space I would assume
>>728966375>blonde is the only one without tan linesRUINED
WHAT THE F UCK IS T AHT CREATURE
>>728966370gen 5 has no required HM usage except for surf which claude will likely never struggle with since he can see water, so i'd say that.BW2 specifically though since brycen's gym has an ice puzzle and that would probably end claude's life.
>I need to head backIt begins.
>>728966445Team with new badge
>>728966509why does nibbles look more dead every time i see him?
>>728966509nessie is a pretty good name
>>728966543it's not like he's getting any more alive
>>728966370>>728966476Skyla's gym has a time based element, I don't think Claude can complete it.
>>728966543Because Blaze keeps getting fatter.
>>728966543>nibbleswho?
>>728966509Why doesn't NIPPLES just eat the flies, is he stupid?
paras!
>>728966509blaze is becoming a pretty good size
>>728966576>>728966586>>728966593fuck yoooou
>>728966375>Blue-eyes, pendant and tan lines>Hair swapped twins in the middleCRYSTAL ONYX EMERGENCY
>>728966609they're on the outside of his ballclaude has the rat's cuck cage on lockdown
>reaching Area 2 on his first attemptit's never been over for doomkeks
>>728966476No, you don't need surf, but you do need to use cut once at the dreamyard after getting the first badge
>DINGDONG DINGDONG>BLOOP-BLOOP BLOOP-BLOOP BLOOP-BLOOP BLOOP-BLEEP>BLOOP-BLOOP BLOOP-BLOOP BLOOP-BLOOP BLOOP-BLEEP>BLOOP-BLOOP BLOOP-BLOOP BLOOP-BLOOP BLOOP-BLEEP
>>728966509>nessieWhat a Slut!
>>728966582not in BW1 actually, it has the cannon gimmick instead
>>728966127>The only way to farm money in a game where progress is locked behind money is in a specific version of the gameGoddamn they just had no idea what they were doing huh
>>728966582Possible with a lot of luck and good timing
TRUST THE PLAN! HE'S ALREADY LEARNED DEATH ZONE ONE IS BAD!
>>728966609perhaps they're saving that for sweeps
>>728963980I lost my teeth in the safari zone.Help me please!
Blaze if he was a bird type pokemon
>>728966715They didn't expect anyone to be retarded enough to lose all their money this late into the game
>>728965793Yeah. He'll randomly ace this, not even mention is as being special, then get stuck in some random spot nobody EVER got stuck in because there's simply no obstacle there.
>>728966761Shit you are actually right
>now knows the exit is to the west of himHey hopesissies, will he go east? No, of course not, doomgods know that.
>>728966789that's a huge cock
>>728966715They assumed no one would be retarded enough to run out of money
>>728966789Nice BWC
How did Gary/Blue catch an eggsecute way back in lavender town?
>>728966818Go back getting pegged
>>728966715They did realize their error and made it so that you can enter Safari Zone for free if you run out of money in Yellow
>>728966543nah he's just sleeping. Rare norwegian rattata that, beautiful fangs.
>>728966817I'm pissed, I wanted that guy to be wrong so bad
>>728966884He just went to Fuchsia first
>Even on the off chance he makes it through he has to actually notice and pick up an item ball>The entire Silph arc happened because he refused to pick up an item ballHopebros... I don't like our odds...
>>728963710
>>728966976He defeated Ballman once, he can do it again
>>728966976we have a 100 attempts and more
You don't need to pick up an item ball, you talk to an NPC and he gives you the HM.
>>728966976His inventory is full anyways so this trip is a waste
>>728964742
>>728967034>You don't need to pick up an item ball
>>728967034He needs to pick up the gold teeth for the strength HM though
>>728966998kek, when he gets his GOLD TEETH he turns into a chad
>>728967068Wow based
>>728967068yes
>>728967068Where did you find this picture of me?
>>728966509Blaze will grow larger
>>728967019He categorically cannotAS THERE IS NOT A SINGLE SURVIVING SPECK OF BALLKEK AFTER CLAUDE WAS THROUGH WITH HIM
>>728967034that's for surf. you need to pick up the gold teeth for strength, which is required to beat the game.we're double fucked if claude gets surf and leaves because he'll delete all his notes and get lost again when he inevitably has to come back for strength.
>>728967068soon
>>728967068I look like this and say this
oh good. this shit again
>>728967143Ballman from a different universe ofc
>>728967079>>728967147Teeth are much easier to get once you have surf. And he can do it later, after getting all badges.
What is bro doing
Expedition 33 looks better than this game.
>>728967147Wrong. You can Surf in Area 1 and skip 100 steps or so by directly going to Area 2 or 3 that way.
>>728967180>>728967216Shartyniggers doing what's in their nature.
I know this is just his first attempt but it's still going so much worse than I though
So is this the Claude that will beat the game? there is no 0% chance the devs are not intervening, right?
>>728967068>CYOUDWhat did he mean by this?
>>728967141>BLAZE is trying to learn BULLDOZE
hopekeks we're dying.
>>728967216this shit is not skibidi fr cuz
doomkeks he will never make it to the safari zone!
>refusing to pick up itemsits over
doot-doot doot-doot doot-doot doot-DOOOOTdoot-doot doot-doot doot-doot doot-DOOOOTdoot-doot doot-doot doot-doot doot-DOOOOTdoot-doot doot-doot doot-doot doot-DOOOOT
Hmm, let me just go check the dall-e 3 general, aaaand...oh, look, no CP spam there.Interesting...
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo DOODoo doo doo doo doo doo doo DOO
Attempt #1 status?
>lets just jump off the ledge
>>728967378What's interesting about it?
>>728967378They HATE our human made OC
>>728967398Clod NOOO!
>>728967267Victory Road is where it definitely dies.
WE STILL HAVE A SHITLOAD OF TRIESHOLDTHEHOPE!
>>728967392HE'S ALMOST THERE!
>>728967340His bag is full so he can't pick up stuff even if he wanted
>>728967409The spammer is fine with DALL-E but not Claude
>>728967392over, but good learnings for the next 227 attempts
>>728967378and more it been going on like this since the first claude thread
is it ever helped by humans or not?if not, can it be the first AI to beat a RPG?
>>728967364They could have picked any route music. There's a lot of good music in the game. Some of it even remained unused. BuT NOOOOoooOoOOOO!!! We got THIS SHT for the Safari ZoneEvery battle is a blessing; whle we make zero progress, at least we don't have to hear that-OH MY FUCKING GOD IT STARTED UP AGAIN
>>728967454Ok I can sleep then
>>728967364
>>728967452I don't think you are on the right track. I have seen this guy do this in plenty of other threads as well.
In commemoration of Blaze being an anime protagonist and saving his best move
>>728967528Did he ever do that in the DALL-E thread tho
>>728967547kinoe!!!
>>728967547Amazing.
>>728967574No idea, I am not interest in that garbage so I never go in those threads.
>>728967547>I want thisYES
>>728967547>i <3 emberthis made me laugh like a maniac
>>728967409That this retard feels the need to spam this "AI general" (it isn't even, lmao) but not the actual AI general where they actually shill dall-e 3, only spam AI images, have avatarfags and ritualposters, etc.
>>728967547I'll tell my kids I saw this live
where are some chad-tier places that Claude will get stuck?
>>728967547HE FOOLED EVERYONE
attempt #1 was a bust
>>728967547luckily when he makes it to gen 2 there is a trainer school that tells you the type weaknesses
>green arrows
>>728967667victory road
>>728967547in another timeline he used EMBER
Will clod catch any pokemon here?
>hopey copey damage controlling already with the 200+ attempts already Lmao
>>728967785Yes
>not catching CHADhorn
>>728967785No
>>728967858Fuck off brownie
>>728967547CINEMA
>>728967785I wish Claude caught any pokemon anywhere.
>>728967547Kino
Ignore it and it'll go away.
>>728967547the missed right by wheezing to let blaze survice at 15hp was so kino also
Since I have negative artistic abilities, all I could do was generate AI sloppa instead portraying how I feel about Charizard spamming slash
HE FOUND IT
VGH
Where were you when you realized AGI will be achieved THIS YEAR?
>this looks like nidoran
MY GOON QUEEN!
CLAUDE YOU FUCKING AUTIST
>Oh wow, Chansey! That's a rare Pokemon!>Let me run
I need to focus on finding HM03
This is a man with principles.
>>728968069>can't even complete a Pokemon gamelol
>>728968045Soulless masterpiece.
chansey's gen 1 sprite is an abomination
>Anthropic has spent at least $8500 on electricity costs running 8 H200s for 6 months
>>728968153all of the gen1 sprites are bad until yellow
>>728968109>>728968129His focus is too strong to be broken by lust provoking goth Pokemon.
>>728968045BLAZE study the BLADE
Clod please... throw a ball....
i dont even blame him here
>>728968131I, too, would run from Pokémon that have their chode on display, like that.
>>728968074I... I would...
>>728968153>>728968189I like all the gen 1 sprites...
>>728968074Made for locking up the gameboy for 2 minutes after getting hit by a strong physical attack.
>>728968251for me it's this lil nigga
test123
>>728968317What did you get banned for?
test456
>>728968189Haunter peaked in Red/Blue
the water tileset kinda looks like a duck
>>728968401D-Dux?
>>728968352that's probably the CP spammer, ignore
>>728968401that's a rabbit, look at the ears
>>728968401I can see a bunny too
>>728968352i forgot how the spoiler function worked on mobile lol
>>728967952I just have to wait for it toEgo awayOnly Sailors know how to surf
>>728967547my hero btw
>>728968401Thats clearly a minecraft chicken
>>728968401You're gonna have to trace it out. I don't see shit.
>>728968401I see a young woman.
>>728968401because I'm an autistic retard, i always thought it looked like this dog from rockos modern life
>>728968401Kurukkoo!
>>728968528this is what i see
>>728968301love this pal>>728968361its so much better than the sprite from yellow
I cheated on my girlfriend with a younger woman and dont regret it at all.
>>728968585Kwakurukkoo!
Oh fuk, hes finally in the safari? When did he beat Silph Co?
>>728968401Be grateful it's only a duck
Here he is, the man of the hour. Everyone say hello.
>>728968673That was a long time ago, anon.
>>728968538
PROGRESS
okay, so he has now been in the safari zone for about an hour and I don't think the steps are even that close to running out. We're gonna be here for some time
just got my snacks did i miss anything?
>>728968743what if the claude devs removed the step counter from the safari zone?
>>728968791no lol
>>728968827I don't think he made any edits to the rom.
He is going to stop in every rest house along the road
Will Claude play Gold after this?
>>728968740I was blind, but now I see.
>>728968827claude's just moving at a snail's pace
>>728968906Is this real??
>>728968883Then explain the color.
>>728968883i heard he changed the name of a bridge a more racist name
>>728968904Next is the visual run then Gen2 IF he beats it.
>>728968904>after this
>>728968980this is a colored rom from years ago
>>728968827I would rather dev edit the safari zone to be free, but only after Claude runs out of money
>>728968657As hot as cuckquean is in fantasy, I would never cheat on my wife.
>>728968401based autism anon
>>728969115Don't worry anon, she was just his girlfriend and not his wife.
>>728968401nice looking water
>>728964812i'd eat his tail
I numbered the areas. Discuss.
>>728969286You labeled it wrong. Area 2 is already explored. You have to mark the western path.
>>728969286Those don't correspond with their ingame numbers.
>>728967472Not directly, as far as we know.
>>728969336>>728969345these are numbered by progress (1 being nothing and 5 being home)looking at the progress map now we haven't reached level 2 yet
>>728964812i'd eat his tail iykwim
>>728969446calling kurt nao
And so ends the first attempt
>>728969446shellder....
Dong ding!
>>7289692863 is probably going to be the point where most attempts go to die if Claude gets that far
>>728967704199 to go!
ATTEMPT #1STATUS: FAILURE
HE'S MOTIVATED!
>>728969510Who? Where?
>will he remember the places he's already explored?>will he drop some items so he has space for the gold teeth?Find out after this break exploring some random corridors
>Every run will take ~80minIf he only does this and fails every time, his wallet will be empty in about 12.4 days
It was his first try he's just getting warmed up>this is frustratingI know clod, I know...
>>728969615>12.4 dayscould you give me that in ballmans, please
>Safari Zone warden when Claude gets HM Surf
>>728969615>2 more weeks
>>728969675I think that's roughly 1/2 a ballman
>>72896967589% ballman arc
>>728969675LEAVE
>>728969713that must be how he can afford golden dentures
wtf are these threadsquick rundown please
>>728969839We're watching paint dry
>>728969839a return to the good days when /v/ wasn't a shithole
>>728969871While listening to brainrot "music"
>>728969839see >>728967547
>>728969839moron AI playing pokemon red/blue until it gets stuck and replaced with a new bot on a fresh save
>>728969839It's Mario Retardy but there's only one player
>>728969786>>728969898https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxk-yVT6pfE
>>728969898that FUCKING silph co music that I hate!
>>728969839We're watching a AI play Pokémon. Claude isn't the brightest bulb in the pack, but he has a lot of spunk and a can do attitude.
>>728969839see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxI8PNMcl10
>>728970051this
>>728970042I liked his earlier brothers who were even stupider more, desu. God, I miss Ojisans tard-yard.
For any given attempt, what is the chance that he'll just luck through it?If it's not abysmally low, then he might be lucky enough to get through in one of the remaining 223 attempts he has.
>>728970075This Claude may be technically better, but JR will always be better in my book.
>>728970163that seems like so long ago, now...
Gemini won
what version of pokemon is he playing? Yellow lets you go through the Safari Zone even with no money
>>728970243Red (with colorization patch)
>>728970243yellow but its modded to look like its red
>>728968401duck with a bandana
>>728970243Red, but the ROM is modded to have gen 2 colors
>>728970243Pokemon ClaudeCyan
so what are her odds of obtaining the gold teeth in the next 24 hours?
>>728970154There's way too many dead ends for him to luck through it. He needs to write down the correct paths in his notes.
>>728970194give him time, this claude has lots of potential
>>728970243Yellow, but his pikachu is dead.
>>728970243Playing Red. If he runs out of cash, the run is over.
>>728970154we just don't know. nobody knows the inner machinations of claude's mind. will he just turn south at the first opportunity in area 2 and kill the run every single time wandering around down there to the wrong rest house in area 3? we just don't know.
>>728970312that's nibbles
First day watching claude after seeing a reddit thread about himthis shit is funny but isnt AI supposed to be smarter? I was able to get through this part of the game SO easily? Anyway I think it's really funny, but can anyone tell me what are the best claude memes so far?
>>728970367who?
CHALLENGE 1
>>728970379Good bait.
>>>/vp/
Are we worried that he's not even looking for the gold teeth?
>>728970319he has over 200 attempts with his current money
>>728970394a good rat
>>728970379That’s why it’s funny. Claude can compute Pi to 10,000 digits in under a minute, but he can’t beat a game us millennials beat before we could read.
>>728970194>flubbed (soulful) nicknames>actually collected and trained mons>a multitude of arc-defining hallucinations across a variety of locationsJR. will always be the peak
GEODUDE FOUND
>>728970481Still a finite amount. There's a non-zero percent chance he fails.
if claude does gen 2 we might get to see him do the bug-catching contest
>>728970637he won't win it
no fucking way he does this
>already persisting to get back the centerhe doesn't have a chance
>>728970637God that would be so hot
>>728970703start doing this
>>728969713>>728969786When we get the TEEF Requesting an edit of pic related
This is it. The way the world ends.
>>728970703he's going to finish it tonight
>>728970748>When
>>728970748slowpoke looks like THAT?
>>728970748>when
>>728970703The going around to end all going arounds
>>728970748>whenhopesister...
>>728969615>tfw he fails on New Yearsthat would be a sad way to end the year
if he has a 50% chance of taking the wrong route, he should get there 1/64 of the timeaccounting for other issues, i would say he has a good chance of getting there in 200 runsmy main concern is that he will get surf without getting the golden teeth, then run out of steps when he doubles back
>>728970958There are still some trainers he hasn't fought to collect cash IIRCbut that will probably only give him enough for a few more attempts, if he even goes out and looks for them
can we include "claude" in the title of the next thread so I can fucking find it
>>728970983he doesn't need the teeth until victory road
>>728970983I have a feeling he's going to get the teeth first since this retard always does things backwards.
The bigger issue will be actually collecting the item or talking to the npc that gives it.
>>728971030this, also so that the filterfags don't waste a few posts complaining too
>>728970983The problem is that it isn't pure randomness which route he takes. You can already observe this at the first 1/2 option. He takes the wrong route way more often than the correct route.
>>728970940>>728970878>>728970798you're going in the book
>>728971030trying to avoid the bots, that thing is back
>>728970983Ok but what if he goes backwards after each halving so he resets the probability back to 1/2, Monty Hall style?
>>728971095If it finds the thread anyway, that clearly doesn't help.
>>728971095are these bots in the room with you right now?
THAT'S NOT A CUTTABLE TREE RETARD
>>728971145>>728970314
>>728971136he would run out of steps if he goes back
>>728971158lmao no fucking way NOW he can recognize a tree? holy shit Claude you absolute psycho
>C-Claude! It's too big!
>>728971158claude i think you're gonna need a bigger oddish buddy
>>728971235I thought Leafy could take it, but apparently she can't
>>728971228to be fair that tree is a big 2x2 one so his vision probably had an easier time seeing it
>>728971158He's punching up now. Going for the big trees.
>>728971178Not with that attitude.
>>728971297even onaholes have limits
>>728971228he's bad at seeing small things
>>728970958>year ends right as clod finally reaches THE spot that everyone since jr days predicted to be the one big run killer and final bossseems like a fitting way to end the saga to me
>>728971158The bigger they are
>>728969839tl;dr an LLM (claude) is being forced to play pokemon to varied successthere's been 6 iterations of this so far (currently we are at the sixth) between different claude sonnet/opus versionsnone of them managed to beat pokemon red yet, but this current one has gone the farthest so farlots of memes to be had because it's doing stupid shit constantly
>>728965425it's bait and rock the opposite?lmao 'muh guide' 'muh cheating' indeed
>>728970039As opposed to the safari zone evolution theme that you love?
>>728971158go on leafy, cut it
>>728971603The threads have been so great
>>728971892noo I was just saying silph co specifically because Id have the stream open on my phone at low volume even while sleeping during silph co
>>728972519>>728972519>>728972519
>>728972490Enjoy tinnitus by the time Claude is done with Safari Zone
>>728966715claude fucked up a ton and still has 225 attempts.if you need more than 5 I'm greatly concerned about your supposed intellect
