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>>728966584spongetoss is a nazi
>>728966584>Pull the trigger Squidward>You won't
>You can't kill me in a way that matters Squidward
>REDDITHOGgo back
desu JUST woke up from a nap and had a dream spongebob's voice actor died
>>728966584What the BARNACLE is GOING ON HERE?
>>728966584
>>728971310I have maternal instincts towards spongebob
>>728971310he cute
>>728966584AY SQUEEZE IT BARNACLEHEAD
>>728966584>not letting me kill as sponge bobCowards...
>no squidward skinI would have actually bought it.Epic is fucking gay
>>728971310Who's the player character here?
>>728971310>Huggy Wuggy got in before FeddyStill bullshit.
>>728971734Huggy Wuggy. The children's mascot of the current generation.
>>728971310bruh is that supposed to be sonic
>>728971734>>728972273He's from a children's horror game. Kids would rather watch streamers run away from this guy than watch cartoons now.
>>728972502>LITERALLY brainrot "television" that our parents chided us for, but as an entire generational subculture
>>728972502>>728972695I'd rather my child watch that brainrot than the marxist jewish garbage on TV like "steven universe" or "Adventure Time: Fionna & Cake"
>>728972798you dont have children and never will
>>728972798It's all bad. If you aren't showing your children the classics, you're a bad parent.
>>728966584No...
>>728972893Don't project your insecurities onto me, Moishe.>>728972949>If you aren't showing your children the classicsPic rel.
>>728972798Your child only needs classic Looney Tunes and Tom & Jerry
>>728971310Skibidi dop dop dop!!!
>>728971865They probably want to do a fnaf update at some point with unique landmarks and mystics. The huggy wuggy shit is just skin filler
>>728972502He looks like he could've been an iconic 2000s Nick cartoon character>>728973186Isn't Skibidi Toilet also in Fortnite?
>>728973186https://www.youtube.com/shorts/n4jPcLXGbec
>>728966584He's a Big Guy Pants Okay.
Every image of Fortnite Spongebob is a work of art
>>728966584When I hit 200 I am never touching Fortnite until next season unless a really good collab hits the shop like Teenage Robot or Kill la Kill.This season fucking sucks to play and feels more like COD than Fortnite.
>>728973605
>>728973067>pic rel>don't engage with your child at all, if you eat the same dinner as him you're forcing him to be a copy of you! He should hunt and scavenge his own food from the forest (or nearest trashcan if urban)
Why is he so small
Because he's a sponge, duh.
>>728973862He's always been small
Sponges can get pretty big
>>728973862He's a small guy
>>728973862He's a companion/pet because there was no way of getting Spongebob's proportions to work as a skin. If they tried he would've ended up in a fucking mech or getting horrifically mutated like Peter Griffin and Huggy were.
>>728973862They recently added a new cosmetic called Sidekicks. They are just a little thing that follows around with a few animations. Almost everyone hates them.
>>728973067fuck off, stupid nigger bitch
>>728972502>Kids would rather watch streamers run away from this guy than watch cartoons now.can you blame them? kids cartoons were pretty shit when i was a kid and they've only gotten worse since
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>>728974190oh hey, you just posted the exact same image again
>>728974041Huggy was always lanky and tall. So theres practically no changes with his inclusion
>>728973067>Don't show your child actual good content, just give them your phone and let them watch Skibidi Roblox Brainrot compilations on TikTok that deteriorate their attention span :)
>>728973067>>728972949>>728972798I incidentally saw an episode of Mr. Rogers and am surprised by how well it holds up. Honestly, I kind of wish I grew up with that kind of television over some of the stupid cartoons I watched.
>>728974309Who are you quoting?
>>728974384You, you rancid third-world kike
>>728974317All Mr. Rogers wanted to do was teach people how to be good people. Now we get LGBT propaganda. PBS is a lost cause>>728974384he's obviously quoting (You), idiot
How do you retards account for Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, The Grinch, and Home Alone still being very popular among kids today?
>>728974416>>728974465>YouWhere?
>>728974530Because parents show their children?
>>728974664Exactly. And I don't think kids mind watching them either.
>>728974627shamefur dispray
>>728974041You could do him in his super hero look with the proportions of bulky characters like the cat thoughI do agree that normal 1:1 spunchbub is imposible, like Sonic
>>728973708You are Indian
>Obamacare doesn’t work
>>728974309It's funny how this isn't even a zoomer thing, multi display setups are basically the same thing but for grown ass adults lol.
>>728973708i dont think any of us care what a jeet has to say
>>728966584>Are you feelin' it now Mr Krabs?
>>728966584>School shooter POV
>>728977940cuck angle AND ai slop
>>728976908>SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER GRANDMAWhat did he mean by this?
>>728974530Because they're nice stories that aren't serving as halfbaked vehicles for gay propaganda like men prancing around in dresses or licking doorknobs.
>>728977940>>728978005Retard porn made by and for retards
>>728974093>stop having fun
>>728973067>picYes instead children should unguidedly flock to all the unfiltered corporate jewish overlord propaganda that has poisoned the entire entertainment industry as well as 90% of mainstream internet.
>>728978329>consooming endless MTX>funt. the online equivalent of those retards with hundreds of beanie babies or whatever other fad bullshit filling up their house
>>728973862Newly added Sidekicks, like FF14 minions or WoW companions that follow you around.
>>728978329If they were cheap, sure; but when the average is about 8 bucks and rising; that's an issue
>>728978619God damn it kek
>>728978362he is raising his kid on jewish slop entertainment thoughbeit
>>728974041>theres no way for him to work at a skinThey could have given him a bubble mech.
>>728972798Based.
>>728978329>Have both Itchy and Spongebob use the Cuddle Team pet rig>Spongebob is 300 vbucks more expensive because he has different dubbing depending on client languageSpongebob is 1800 vbucks btw
>>728978329>writing all of that to cope with buying mtx
>>728978778That shit has always been lame. It was lame when they first tried it on Reddit Morty, and it was still lame when they did it again for Bart and Lisa.
You're all wasting money on spongebob before the inevitable patrick release
>>728972798Buddy you thought about killing yourself with those shit takes?
>>728973067(You) are dumb.
>>728972798I unironically love Steven Universe and have rewatched select episodes several times
>>728978974It’s a pasta from /fng/
>>728974309I use three screen on my PC.
bob l'eponge
One step closer to the PAW Patrol collab
>>728973067I don't think that comic applies to classic animations like Tom and Jerry. I grew up watching them and they were animated way before my time
>>728979295who's absorbing liquid now, bitch?
>>728979127>Anon actually likes Steven Universekek. Faggot.
>>728972798based
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>>728974041Ahem... thats where your fucking wrong
>>728974041>>728980274Dis too
>>728980274I haven't seen some of these episodes in forever
>>728973140>your child only needs to watch anthropomorphic animals kill Germans trying to defend their homeland
>>728973743No Patrick pet is a sin
>>728980274>>728980374Season 1 was so fucking good
>>728980960yeah
>>728980998he's coming calm down jesus
>>728974041>The Chicken gets to be fat>Peter Griffin is buffyeah, it's a reference to a real episode, but no one wanted it.
>>728981279That's the problem with these >>728980274 >>728980374Yeah they're real, but when people say they want Spongebob, they want normal Spongebob
>>728981279>but no one wanted itit's better this way, buff peter is locked behind the shitty battlepass while fat peter can be released as a shop cosmetic in the far future
>>728981506you poor, deluded, fool
>>728981506Take your second Miku and stuff it, she made 10x the money Peter brought in
