what was his problem?
>>728969125it got real nerdy in there
>>728969125>kills your franchise
>>728969125I will be surprised if it doesn't turn out this guy is just a self insert that wants to fuck samus
Jewish
>>728969125He had to put up with Phil
>>728972583ANON DON'T LOOK
He saved millions
>>728972583Miles didn't even know Samus was a woman.
>>728977639he still doesn't
>>728969125Samus’ fucktoy
>>728969125>what was his problem?He was created and written by a millennial writer.
>>728977917You know what? Based.
>>728977917oh hey. I commissoned that. best $800 I ever spent.
>>728973194>Voice actor credited to David Goldsteinhttps://www.imdb.com/name/nm1603398/?ref_=mv_close
>>728969125joss whedon
What was your favorite moment from Prime 1What was your favorite moment from Prime 2 EchoesWhat was your favorite moment from Prime 3 Corruption
>>728978260When I masturbated to Samus porn after playing the gameWhen I masturbated to Samus porn after playing the gameWhen I masturbated to Samus porn after playing the gameIn that order
>>728977917Unironically hot.
>>728969125He's alone on a planet with no chance of survival.
>>728977914
>>728978260Meta-Ridley
>>728977896You have no way of knowing that she specifically created the character and/or wrote his lines.>b-but the credits!You have no way of knowing that she specifically created the character and/or wrote his lines.
>>728978342B-b... based...
>>728978342I think you're just being facetious to get a rise out of a nebulous enemy who doesn't exist. Would you mind giving a sincere answer?
>>728977896>strong female characters are actually menum based
>>728977896Shartllennials are a blight to this world
>>728978520You didn't play Echoes?
>>728978662The Jews have sacrificed the Millennials to Moloch.
>>728977917Samus was never the same after the remodelling.
>>728978672Why would he?
Surprisingly, the cut dialogue with him and Duke gave some nice characterization but of course what we get in the game is the most banal of exposition and a handle of painful quips
>>728978260>What was your favorite moment from Prime 1 When I got to explore a new foreboding alien world alone, without a quirky millennial in your ear the entire time. >What was your favorite moment from Prime 2 Echoes When I got to explore a new foreboding alien world alone, without a quirky millennial in your ear the entire time. >What was your favorite moment from Prime 3 CorruptionWhen I got to explore a new foreboding alien world alone, without a quirky millennial in your ear the entire time.
>>728978890I think you're just being facetious to get a rise out of a nebulous enemy who doesn't exist. Would you mind giving a sincere answer?
>>728978603I think you got butthurt over a joke. Perhaps an episode of Friends and Harry Potter marathon will calm you down.
>>728978672Dark Samus is cool too
>>728978890>>728978342CURSES, I'M THE NEBULOUS ENEMY THAT TOTALLY EXISTS, AND YOU'VE DEFEATED MEDAMN YOUUUUUUU *explodes*
>>728977917Do porn artists even read the lore anymore? Samus is basically 100% Metroid at this point, and Metroid canonically do not poop. They are 100% efficient in order to properly consume the X. Therefore, Samus cannot make an oppsie poopsie.
>>728979004My apologies. I shouldn't have gotten so butthurt. Would you mind giving a sincere answer?
>>728979091But this game happens before Fusion so canonically Samus can still poop
>>728969125He needed a win
>>728972583The self insert was the one lady who wouldn't stop asking for autographs
When does the game get bad? I’m in Flare Pool and just met Ezra Duke. It’s a linear game but still fun.
>>728979232Based
>>728979329Oh just you wait you sweet summer child.
>>728979329Considering you blindly defended BOTW and TOTK and said, and I quote, "linear games are all dogshit" it's hard to take you seriously.
>>728979232>your Samus gf will never have an oopsie poopsie in front of youWhat's the point of living? Imagine the aroma.
>>728979390Who are you talking about, schizo? I don’t like TOTK because I dislike the building mechanics forced upon you in the majority of shrines, but I enjoyed BOTW.
>>728979553>I enjoyed BOTWThen you can't enjoy Prime 4. You said only linear games can be fun.
