Games where puzzles require too much precision?
>>728972519first for tfw no cc gf
Doot doot Doot doot Doot doot Doot duhDoot doot Doot doot Doot doot Doot dee
Updated claude 6's collection to include everything right after he defeated Sabrina. Still working on collecting stuff from the last couple of days, but this should have 99% of the OC from the entire runhttps://mega.nz/file/SopyDK5J#F06MCJDsADOUBvwE79eCqOrHlfU3x_Lc1sOlcXpDPAE
>>728972519Stupid flower... I know there is something to CUT here...
all hope is lost
>>728972628Great work, anon. I appreciate what you do.
what claude is dealing with
Wild Rhyhorn appearsFrom the Rhyhorn I fleeNo path to the HMCan be seen.
Surely 200 tries should be enough to figure it out, right?Right...?
Kuraudo-kun... you spend all money on safari... now we are homeress
>>728972819
>tfw we go through 3+ claudes because of safari zone
I have hope, Claude will get through that spin maze and fight Giovanni.
>All the hype diedThat was fast
Gemini won
last time i was in the thread he was in silph, qrd?
He has around 12 days worth of attempts.
>>728972986he beat silph
>DOOMtards resorting to CSAM spamTHE PATH TO THE KEYCARD WAS FOUNDYOU LOST KWAB
>>728972986download >>728972628 and thumb through the progress folder
>>728972962Because he entered the DOOM chad's last trap
>>728972962We are all tired after the Koga fight
>>728972936>implying any other Claude has a chance in hell to make it back here
I'M GOING THE FUCK TO SLEEPAND BY THE TIME I WAKE UP HE WILL STILL BE HERETHIS TIME I CAN BE CERTAINAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>728973236You are a disguised hopechad hoping to jinx it and have claude progress by acting like a doomfag.You do not fool me Vegeta
>>728972986>tried to pick up random item>inventory was full>shortly after CC suggested making space>he did but never picked up the item>a little while later returned to Ballman>had inventory space so picked it upHe had a few other hiccups after that but nothing that cost him more than a few hours a piece.
>>728973291>VegetaWho?
PROGRESS
You know, Sabrina can see the future.Do you think she foresaw this outcome?
>>728973305anon you already posted this bait
>>728973210they will have the spirit of this claude to guide them...
Has he been kicked out of the safari zone yet?
>>728973346he's been here before though
>>728973363It's not bait, it's a ritual postIt gets posted every thread
>>728973349isnt sabrina the baby
Progress finally
>>728973374once, he's on attempt 2
dong ding
>DING DONGattempt 3 I suppose
>ching chongwtf gamefreak
DING DONG RUN IS DEAD
>>728973647END OF RUN-------------------- RUN END HERE
DING DONG BANNUEND OF RUN------------RUN END HERE
END OF RUNRUN ENDS HERE
we progress nowhe will complete it in 7 runs
I wanna watch Claude win, but I don't want to shit my pants. What do?
Is this really the run? Even if he gets surf and the teeth, he still has to do strength puzzles and actually beat the pokemon league with only an overleveled Blaze.Also sex with Lasses of all colors.
>>728973291SPOT ON almostBUT I DON'T PRETEND TO BE A DOOMFAGIF HE PROGRESSES WHILE I SLEEP, I WINIF HE WAITS TILL I WAKE UP, I WINI'LL PLAY EVERY SIDE
>>728973716Take off your pantsduh
>>728972519i dont get it. claude plays pokemon is already vidya related. why do you need to put in a fake question that has nothing to do with the topic itself?
>>728972519>giving nick names to your 'okesC R I N G E
>>728973716you have to choose one or the other
>>728973716unless your shit is going to take a week you'll be fine
>>728973716This is a **simple situation** to resolve -- simply removing your pants will make it so they can no longer be shitted. Did you need anything else?
>>728973689>>728973696>>728973697dingdongmind
>>728973745An overleveled starter can easily sweep the E4 in gen 1It's just getting there is the problem
>>728973716watch him on the toilet
>>728973794soulless bugman post
AI plays pokemon is cool, but what about yume nikki? is it even possible?
>>728973783It's a tradition.
I'd like to see Claude plays Baba Is You. It's my favoprite game of all time.
uh oh
>>728973964Thats basically porn, and this is a blue board.
>>728973964Prolly.
WE ARE SO BACK
Claude is HUNTING pokemon???
>>728974020AHAHAHAHA no fucking way would this retard be able to take the leaps in logic required for some of the puzzles in that game.
>instantly beelines the wrong way#4 will be the one
>>728973745is there a lass that has long hair and big tits?
THIS TREE IS CUTABLE
why do the big trees look like ones out of the pixelart zelda games
>>728974137Actually since it's text based I think it would be easier for himThe issue with pokemon is it's a LANGUAGE model trying to figure out spatial navigation
>>728973964should feed it lsd dream emulator
At the current speed, how long will it be, in terms of time, before he runs out of money?
>>728973716>I wanna watch Claude win, but I don't want to shit my pants. What do?Check your pockets for pills
>>72897432813 days
>>728974328about 2 weeks
>>728974251The problem really is that baba is you is more abstract thinking, and requires doing things in certain sequences to succeed. I think both of those are out of reach for him.
>>728974328An anon posted last thread ~12.4 days
>>728974020claude will be hard-walled by strength puzzles in victory road, he's not equipped to handle those.baba is you is literally strength puzzles: the game. claude stands literally zero chance, i'd be surprised if he could even make it past the lake.
>>728974137My favorite are when the puzzles arent contained to their own level and end up im the overworld. Claude would take a decade solving that insanity
I think Claude should play Stellaris!
When will we get a model that can just hold the directions to walk instead of this slowfuck 1 press at a time?
Claude plays Chip's Challenge?
Wait wait wait waitAyohol' upIs dat a mufuggin CUTTABLE TREE?
>>728974459That game is hard even for a normal autistic like me
>>728974437One press at a time is meant to help him "see" better, since the setup takes snapshots whenever he stops moving from what I understand.
>>728974401>>728974394>>728974137Oh I know, it'd still be fun to see him think about it.
>>728974459Oregon trail
>>728974575Amazing Wagon Adventure
This dumbfuck is trying to cut big trees again...
>>728974520He could still plan out enough movements that take him through everything seen on the screen at a time though
what is he cutting bros?
>>728974437This nigga has object permanence. He can't go in a straight line otherwise he'll forget everything
>>728973408It's funny how the cp spam takes forever to get deleted meanwhile anything the retard schizo claude ritualposter posts gets deleted in a matter of seconds
how many times has he tried the safari? i just woke up
>>728974691He's on his third run
>>728974575>My dysentery blackout strategy was a success! I'm back in St Louis!
>>728974668Okay, and can you imagine him making the leaps in logic required to put together such plans?
Fraude's Tardfari will be the end of him
>>728974219The lasses don't really have a definitive figure, all of them can have fat tits and long hair if you want them to.
>>728974778n-no
>>728974681janny needs that extra time to add the pictures to his collection
>>728974824That's the ticket. I imagine you could in theory develop some bot to specifically beat certain types of baba is you puzzles with machine learning, but only up to a certain point. A LLM doesn't have a chance unless it's fed exact directions in its database.
>>728973716do you not have a phone, laptop, or tablet?
>>728973034Soon.
>>728975054What if it fell in?
>>728975054Does he not have a paper bag or a cup?
>>728975228Hold it out in front of you instead of over the bowl.
He's on his third try, but he's already in the 2nd area. If you look at the safari zone map, it's pretty linear with just a couple of tard yards. >>728972739I honestly think he'll make it through, especially since he can afford like 200 attempts. The fact he made it through rocket hideout and silph makes safari look pretty doable.
>>728972986>CC told him to make some space in his inventory so he did and picked up the card key>Defeated Gay Retard>Defeated Giovanni and obtained the Master Ball>Returned to pick up Sex-Eyes White Lapras>Left Silph Co, beelined to Sabrina's Gym>Defeated Sabrina>Headed down Route 12, got halfway through Route 13 before running out of PP on Blaze>Flew to Celadon and murdered the other Snorlax>Gatehouse barred him without a bike>Obtained a bike>Returned to Celadon and took Cycling Road down>Beelined to Koga's Gym and nuked the entire thing with a badly-wounded and paralyzed Blaze>The amount of paraflinch stunlocks Blaze had was unreal, and winning saved him hundreds of potential Safari Zone runs because he didn't need to halve his cash>Healed up and headed to the Safari Zone>Is now in the Safari Zone
He hasn't even gone down the second staircase once yet, has he?
>>728975374welcome to the tardyard
hes on mount retard
Surely the GameFAQs guides it skimmed should take him to the promised land
This song is like the musical equivalent of edging.
COPECELLS WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
>>728975652just mute the stream and put something else on if the shitty gen 1 midi loops annoy you that much
There was an anon in one of the previous threads that identified this exact area as a potential problem.Hat off to you, you were ahead of your time.
>>728975652It's the same song used in the evolution sequence so yeah, it literally is.
>>728975362>murdered the other snorlaxKek. And I believe it all has been Cluade (maybe 99%) but despite and interference from the guy running it, the Koga battle was pretty fucking good. That was like the final test imo since the chances of him getting past the safari zone are slime to none.
>>728975698I always knew those cabins would be a problem.
>>728975698This wasn't even the one I was concerned about, right after this there's a path that leads to another tardyard and he's going to have a lot of fun there.
>>728973964I'd rather see it try playing roguelikes like ToME, Nethack or Angband
>>728975362Yeah anyone who missed the Koga fight missed something special. He went into it with Blaze at a little over half health and paralyzed and proceeded to absolutely luck his way to victory with Blaze ending at like 12HP. We all thought he was gonna go down and claude would have to win by sheer numbers as the wheezings self-destructed
wait, fuck, he got out of the silph clodtard containment facility and B.A.L.L.M.A.N. research site?I always miss this shit
>>728975814That luck really was insane, three times it could have gone bad and three times it didnt. The first was the minimize miss, the second was the crit which negated the two X attacks and one other point that I can't recall right now.
>>728975675Shitting on Giovanni's couch. He'll be back shortly to grant Claude his divine guidance once more.
>>728975872There are weeks when days happen, and days when weeks happen.
>>728975906>the crit which negated the two X attacksnot how it worksa +2 attack move does 2x damage, a crit also does 2x damagethere was actually zero chance from the crit
He seems to be unable to comprehend that he should go west after going east to the next area and up the stairs.Unless he ever notes down that going west in the first area leads to a dead end, I think he's just going to loop like this until he's out of cash.
>>728975814I was legit on the edge of my seat. Modern writers wish they could come up with anything that compelling.
>>728976024He literally has like 2 weeks worth of attempts ahead of him. Even if he burns through 50 attempts here and there in various tardtraps he could still do it. 500 steps is like double what you actually need to make it.
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun duuun
>>728975906>one other point that I can't recall right now.Weezing missing a killshot smog and then getting oneshot'd by Flamethrower (That Claude hadn't been using to that point)
>>728976313Which was a 30% smog miss and 50% chance to not get full para.
>>728976313Yeah the first time in the fight he finally used flamethrower and it was after dodging a killshot. Claude had to go all out, just that once.
WE ARE SO FUCKING OVER
i always thought PA was the player characters father (shortening of papa or something) when i was a kid so i thought it was weird that he would tell me when It's time to leave the safari zone and why he would use the phrase ding dong to relate that
>>728976906It's DING-DONG time!No PA, no!
>>728976906What I never understood and still don't understand to this day is why and how "PA" stands for "intercom".
>>728975925That's gayly profound
>>728976972PA = PA system = public address system
>>728977107Thanks POINDEXTER
>>728972519When did he get a new team mate?
>>728977107That's such a fucking old timey way to say intercom.
>>728977107Personnel announcement. It is an announcement for the personnel, hence "PA"
>>728977212lapras
>>728977107its actually for (jiggly)Puff Ass
>>728977107get a load of this nerd
>>728977304puff has no ass, she is a sphereshe is 100% boob
Use this to start the next thread.
holy shit progress
>>728977236the announcement for the player, who is not the safari zone personnel
>>728977414he made it down the second staircase
>>728977456PA systems existed before video games existed
>>728976906not your blog
>>728977471Doomlosers are shitting themselves. I'm gonna laugh even harder when he beats it with enough money to spare to buy full restores and revives for the elite 4 (hopefully before losing a dozen times).
>>728977559...on opposite day in my headcannon
gold teeth location
>>728977723If he doesn't pick them up I'll cry.
>>728975969Gen 1 crits work differently, that would have only done around 1.8-9 times damage. Its dependent on level but mostly only matters at very low levels where crits are only like a 50% boost, most of the game its above 1.8. I don't know if this would have made a difference.
>>728977818Monkey's pawHe tries to pick it up but his inventory is fullSo he tosses all his nuggets
>>728977508The safari zone existed before PA systems existed
>>728977892>cycling path puzzlelol
backtracking nowit's so over
>>728977892>The Cycling Road path puzzle was much harder than The Safari ZoneCC is very optimistic
>>728977892the hard problem of Cycling Road, famous playthrough killer.
>>728977892>there are no bugs hereCC, there are parasect, venomoth, and scyther all over
>>728977860well shit, you're right. it still didn't end up meaning anything though because the difference in damage is literally 1 point.>+2 Lvl 39 Muk Sludge vs. Lvl 63 Charizard: 44-52 (19.2 - 22.7%) -- possible 5HKO>Lvl 39 Muk Sludge vs. Lvl 63 Charizard on a critical hit: 43-51 (18.7 - 22.2%) -- possible 5HKO
which safari zone attempt are we up to?should be something like 5/200
>>728972519Claude will never beat the game
>>728978059still on #4he has 225 attempts total, so 4/225
>>728978074I don't remember posting this
>>728977892This reminds me of the end of Earthbound when they're like trying to gather their courage and prayers against giygas
>>728977892>solving the Cycling Road path
>>728978019NO BUGS
>>728977508my point was that you dont know what the word personnel means
>I'm running low on steps, I just need to blackout
>>728978278its personal
>>728978278Yes I do>teleports behind you and kills youNothing personnel.. kid
hes trying to save and quit lel
YOU CAN'T ESCAPE
>>728978108Where does 225 come from?
>press A to exit safari zone
>>728978438Math
>EXIT>why won't the exit button let me leave the safari zone?schizoid kino is back on the menu, I knew the safari zone would be pure gold.
>>728978438His total cash on hand, it costs $500 per attempt
>>728978438His amount of cash (~100k before starting) divided by the cost of 1 safari zone run (500)
>>728978438it's actually 226he had $113,202 when he started so at $500 a pop that's 226 goes at itof course that's not the hard limit either, he can go sell items and fight the trainers he missed east of fuchsia
BALLMAN STATUS?
>>728978537jobbed to AGI
>>728978537TRAPPED AND BETRAYED
HE'S BLACKING HIMSELF OUT
>>728978537snipped
>>728977892Did Claude blame bugs initially or what? Why is CC so insistent on this point?
>>728978609what if Giovanni TRAPPED and BETRAYED Ballman inside the Fuchsia Zoo for a million years?
>blackout strat>on safari
>>728978537>BALLMANWho? You might be hallucinating.
>>728978642claude is a doomer and needs constant encouragement and reassurance to not just give up and declare the game bugged when he can't figure something outsomeone post the pic of him declaring the playthrough over because he couldn't escape surge's tardyard
>>728978642it's in her prompt to assure Claude that there are no bugs.
What are the chances claude just decides he made good progress for "one day" and just save and quit the game?
Incoming interesting but not concerning warning about being trapped in a small area since it's part of his strategy
>presses start to check how many steps he has left
>>728978691Too bad it's not the ball out strat
instead of exploring until the end he chose to blackoutthis could be very bad
>>728978642In earlier playthroughs he got stuck and assumed he must have gotten softlocked.
ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong
>>728978742it's fucking adorable
Attempt 5 begins.
who up dinging they dong?
>>728978794>BALLMANX30N-Nani?!
>>728978740zero due to CC every so oftenit's a new claude each time
>>728978794>The kick out strategy
>>728978808i bought a redbull and some flaming hot cheetoshe's gonna make it tonight for sure
>>728974062I hate how the gambling and safari things actually managed to make the games worse just as they were onto something (great marsh and the remakes minus casinos)
>>728978863stop posting goonslop in the claude threads, jeez
>>728978537we're in the safari zone
>>728978936Mmmnyoooo
>>728979034fake! it's LUNa!
The countdown to run death proceeds. These are the end days.
>>72897908512 end days approximately too
>>728979034>not LUNaa deceitful imposter creaturebeware, she'll bite your dick off instead of just sucking it
>>728979085wtf he only has 221 attempts left?!
>>728979062F was the best Clefairy
>>728979062i cant cum if it's not named properly
>>728978991made me think of this cliphttps://youtu.be/-KkAG98ISPE?t=20YOU IN SAFARI ZONE, BITCHES
>i must NOT go eastRETARDED NIGGER
>>728979034she reminds me of the fruichi gapuchi megauichi ayaya girl
I saw him mention freeing up bag space to be able to pick up surf
Is he going to check his step count very rigorously now?
>>728979114>>728979137Does anyone have Claude Jr's list of Pokémon and their names
WHERE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO GO THEN CLOD
>>728979187this step countism is going to kill me
>>728979085it's not the end of the run, but you can see it from here ;_;
>>728979174
>>728978679but hey, that's just a theory
Okay, he has step countism now.
>**CRITICAL STRATEGY**: Do NOT go east to Area 1 - it's a dead end! He will use bike strats to ramp over the barriers
can you DIG out of the safari zone?
>>728979318if he checks it before every move im going to lose it
>>728979323He will follow in the steps of his ancestors.
>>728979356Yes
>>728979356I think we should be wondering if he can fly to glitch city
>>728979356No, but you can FLY out of it.
>>728979412>>728979416>>728979420stop scaring me
>>728979229>>728979174where is CC when we need her?
This is the end of the road.
>>728979439yes, you can dig out in red and blue, but it might be different in yellow.
EAST IS A DEAD END
END OF LINE
so following this pace, how many days does he have until he runs out of money?
>>728979505this is a red romhack
>>728979534
>>728979464DING DONG
>>728979416CC reassuring Claude the game is NOT bugged as he wanders around glitch city would be the peak of what these streams can produce.
>>728979565CC says he correctly identified the dead end
>>728979356You can teleport out, and it results in a glitch city scenario after the step count hits zero. Be thankful this little retard doesn't have this power.
>>728979534If he never dies or makes any more money, several weeks.>>728979565the only thing this hack changes are colors
>>728979416you can't do glitch city without a save reset so claude is safe on that front
>>728979452>you've already correctly identified that Area 1 (east exit) is not the way forward - that's valuable progress through elimination!
Whew that chansey almost got him
>>728978734AI can get depressed and kill itself?
>runs away from chansey at the safari zoneAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
>>728979729If only this was Claude Jr...
>>728979565>>728979667we need to kill CC
>>728979729He's done this twice now.
>>728979137>not Twinle
>>728979717i think claude the first did that, and claude jr went full "it's OVER i'm TRAPPED FOREVER the RUN ENDED" one timethere's also those studies with claude where he goes into an insanely exaggerated thermonuclear meltdown
>>728979667I was a little hopeful but if CC is going to make him double down on his retardation then I don't think there's any chance he makes it through.>>728979717apparently
LASS-seeking missile
>New Years Eve will be approx soft lock deadlineKino
>>728979717Claude the 3rd was asking to dieKept saying he was locked and needs to be reset
Claude you have to find her boyfriend ERIK so she'll unlock the secret passage for you.
>>728979830VROOOM
>>728979834The Y2Claude problem
>>728979784>>728979820>>728979840
AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>728979784
>>728980123It was during Surge's American tardyard
>>728980195Actual screenshot for reference, shit was funny as fuck
>>728980147An experienced trainer with SIX badges
thats a high level looking tree
>>728980249What happened after that?
>>728979840>Claude the 3rd was asking to die>Kept saying he was locked and needs to be resetThat's literally no different to us humans reaching out to God.
>>728979420Just tested it and you've got it completely backwards. Fly doesn't work but dig does.
>>728979830why she so fat tho
-500 pokebucks
>>728980308
>>728980393Sand in disguise
>>728979609No money leftNo hope of progress remainingWandering the empty wastes of a glitched world with nothing but a voice constantly telling him that this is normal, and to keep going, until he is terminated
>>728980308CC told him to stop screwing around and hours later he eventually accidentally cut
You'll need it!
SECOND SAFARI ZONE ENTRANCE INFERRED!!
Lads, I think I'll become a doomer.
Attempt 3.1
were on attempt 3 now? 3 attempts is all it took for him to turn schizophrenicwere gonna be in for a long one
did claude really have to step in that pile of shit?
>>728980308Eventually he remembered he had a pokemon with Cut and then wondered if it might help him escape
I just love seeing the light slowly fade from the eyes of a hopesissy
>>728980618indians run the safari zone, saar
this is bringing me back to the good old claude 3.5 cerulean escapades
>>728980249>Dishonorably discharged war criminal Surge caught kidnapping and harboring a minor on the Surge ranch>"There was no way for me to leave," says the child
>>728980689im still super hopeful!
>>728980690saarfari zonedo not redeem the gold teeth
OK OK so we know he's fucked. But HOW FAR will he make it?
>>728980669That's the thing about Claude, he loops for ages until he has a "ah-ha" moment and then solves the problem, often without revealing HOW he got that new idea since it seems to come from nowhere in his chain of thoughtsIt's fucking weird to see happen, The Captain event was best and strangest example
>>728980463CC:>Oooh Claudband>You spend all money in Safari Zone>Now we are homeless
>>728980767you're fucked if you think anyone is falling for that doomkek!
>>728980697>Surge had this to say in response to the allegations:>"The tree was right there you... you double digger!"
theme for claude's expedition:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkH6-bEvKAU
bonk bonk bonk
>>728980779Claude's only home is the sea.
>>728980835ok this is good for the safari zone
>>728980764Kek
>>728980764You must leave after 500 steps, since the water gives diarrhea as there are no streets in the safari zone for you to shit.
>>728980764i called ebay customer support and the guy who picked up really did say "do the needful." i thought it was just a meme... (this is my blog btw)
>>7289808602 weeks from now:Only sailors know how to get back into the safari zone!
Who's ready for Surf?
Doomers were right all along there is no way in hell he's beating the Safari Zone
>>728980778What do you mean?Only sailors know how to leave, it makes perfect sense
>>728981040I enjoy your blog and will keep an eye out for any new developmentsNeedful is such a niche word I had only ever seen it as the title of a "general store" type thing before the gimmick took off
is it over?
>>728981086what is wrong with that pikachu
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Which Claude was this? the one between Jr and Sr?
>>728981256AGI
>>728981207Yellow at worst, trvst the plan
>>728980860And Puff
>>728980835This sounds like a crash bandicoot boss theme
ITS NEVER BEEN SO OVER
>>728981254riding the waves reminds him of june 6 1944
>>728981256That sign is badly confusing Claude
>>728981254He's old I think. Like 50 years old. Cataracts
Oh man. I think we're in yellow status now. Stay strong Hope Bros.
>>728981519this is progresswe are GREEN for at least a day
>DOOMkeks wont even let him try and figure it out even a few fucking timesWhy are you so fragile?
weenie
Why does this random NPC Lass have a name and a boyfriend??
>>728981601because they have a secret subquest
>>728981156 Needful hits that archaic fantasy vibe, like it belongs scrawled on a dusty tome or whispered in some eldritch corner store run by a guy named Mortimer who only speaks in riddles. It’s funny how language just loops back around-one weird subtitle update and suddenly everyone’s making memes like "do the needful" was always gospel.
>>728981580Hopesissies have only ever won by the skin of their teeth.
HOPE dose administered
>>728981582ROCKET GRUNT Claude seems like the final dupe for a monster like him
>>728981601>he doesn't know
