Do the monkeys celebrate Christmas? Does monkey Jesus exist?
Tell me why do the zoomers like monkeys so much?
Why do I suck so much at this game...? What am I doing so wrong? This is the easiest difficult and I can't even get past the first skull of the health bar.
why theF U C Kis the normal boss 100 times harder than the elite this week?
>>728973132Please respond, I actually have no idea why this is so hard...
>>728973132>>728974023>10 times boss healthalso your strategy isn't quite... good
Sex with fish monkey!
>>728974023moments like this is what insta monkeys and powerups are for
>>728972596White monke or Black monke
>>728974207>also your strategy isn't quite... goodANY advice? Anything at all? All I know how to do is place funny monkey down and click the upgrade button when it turns green.>>728975528I've never used those. Feels like cheating.
>>728976520for boss events you need to farm a lot but the map makes it pretty easy for this one, just spam merchantmen and build into a boat paragonyou can also take a look at this: https://www.bloonswiki.com/Strategy:Lych
>>728976965>just spam merchantmen and build into a boat paragonAm I capable of doing that in 40 rounds before it first shows up?
>>728977361obviously you can't get a paragon for tier 1 but carrier flagship should do it
monkey bump
>>728972596is that the cum monkey?
>>728973132Bosses gate kept me when I started playing because I didn't get farming/using merchant boats, selling shit in range of a 004 boat as well as upgrading in discount village range. Just look up some videos on how to do it optimally. I actually followed this one a bit when doing the boss.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2thS1ixaDUYIf you have shit tons of monkey knowledge you can afford to make mistakes, like when I did the boss I could not autisticly put down my farms on the ice monkeys over water so I created multiple of them throughout the map, then forget I didn't have glaive lord paragon and said fuck it and went with ninja/dart/boat paragons.
>>728974207 Yeah no kidding, I didn’t realize until way too late that bloon speed scales hard with difficulty. I was still placing dart monkeys and wondering why they were getting smoked on round 3. Been trying to farm but my ADHD makes me keep placing towers where farms should go. Gonna try again with proper openers and stop treating it like a casual freeplay run.
>>728973942>elite boss is completely different from normal bossthe fuck were the kiwis thinking
yes, they call it Kwanzaa
>>728973132>>728973942The joke here is that normal has elite's hp and viceversa.I haven't played bosses in a few weeks but you need to farm as much as you can. If you don't need to buy defense for anything you farm even more.For the first tier think of towers like a 104 ninja or a 420 dartling.
Floatin' to page 10Keep bumpin' but it'll happen regardless, like always
>>728993709are you a monkey by any chance?
>>728992265cute monkey tongue....
>>728995951i want to taste some monkey tongue
>>728976147Django unchained monkey
>>728996491tastes like banana and fleas
>>728996780delicious
Does anyone know why I can't use the jungle bounty ability
>>728997762You're playing on CHIMPS you fucking retard.
>>728997926so it's that, thank you zoophile
im blooning so hard rn
Monkey Jesus sacrificed himself on the Sun God altar for your pops
>>728972596you mean yule fest?
>>729002076Does Adora have anything to do with that?
>ywn be churchill>ywn hang out in your cool tank (actually very hot) with brickell>ywn strip to deal with the heat>ywn have hot, sweaty monkey sex while your village gets overrun with bloons>ywn go awol in the alps with your hot court-martialed monkey wife and your cool tank which you stole
>>729002647>>ywn have hot, sweaty monkey sex while your village gets overrun with bloonsand thank sun god for that, must protect bloontopia at all costs
>>729004348are these the so called booty bandits I've heard of
>>729004348sweaty monkey sex with all of them
>>728985741>ninja/dart/boatI did elite with 60 rang, 70 boat and 60 ice because I had money leftover after buying boat.t. doublecash enjoyer
Anyone knows why can't I suddenly use Quincy's ability with the keyboard shortcut? I have the default, it should be on 1 but it doesn't work.
>>728975427adorable, my wifeno tusks though? that's the best part
>>729002647military monkes, this is your mindset
>>729007838did you hit numlock or something?
>>729007838When was the last time you cleaned your keyboard?>>729008520Numlock is only for the keypad. I've never tested if the game considers both valid input, but I kind of doubt it.
The kiwis must think they're really fucking funny with this one. I made an ahk script and it will still take SEVEN FUCKING HOURS.
>>729008654The key works fine, it's specifically here that the ability is not activating. And I used it in earlier rounds too I don't understand.111111111111111111111
>>729008728Why would you rush that one in the first place. It's like Sapper or 500 gold bloons. You'll get it eventually.If you were planning to drop the mode after completing that one, I could understand it.
>>728976965>>728985741>>728993967Ok... Is it better to spam a bunch of 0-0-3 merchantmen or make as many 0-0-4 as I can?
>>729008971The problem is that I already got all the other feats, the 30000 steps is after completing the campaign and doing all the elite maps.
>>729009008Boat farming is amazing but it doesn't really pay off until you have the 005. You want farms, a opolis, a trap engineer etc for tier 1. After beating tier 1 you can sell everything to focus on boats, t that point you should be able to afford the trade empire and his harem of merchants.If you're not sure feel free to ask or look at a video.
>>729009008>get 16 merchantmen>get Trade Empire>4 more merchantmen>buff all of them with Monkey City>10 Central Markets>upgrade all to Favored Trades
>>729009008Admirable effort. Personally, i just follow the guides this dude >>728985741 makes. He actually understands how to make guides, unlike ethan and all the other clickbaiting whores.Fuck no if I'm starting over on tier 5 because I borked something on tier 2.
>>729009292>>729009421>>729009653Hey look at that, I actually got the first star. But I have no idea how to proceed from here.Should I get my boats back? I can place a village next to the carrier and upgrade it I guess, but there's no space for a farm. Is the trap engineer still worth it?
>>729010382The whole point of boat farming in bosses is that the paragon gets a bunch of degrees from the cash generated, selling all of them isn't really the correct choice.
what if they added squirrels?https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=15888348&tags=throwingblue
>>729010382Here I think your best bet is placing 3 004 boats so the flagship and the sniper get the 3x sell boost and sell them. Then get a 005 trade empire and get 20 003 boats (the 2 extra 004s from earlier count here.) Then upgrade them to 004. You might want to get some of the boats crosspathed to 023+ so leads don't kill you.Also you might want to get a few XX4 farms after having all the boats to boost their income.
>>729010487Well I had to. When I eventually lose I will try starting without the boats. What would you suggest I do from here though? I'm just trying to learn a bit.
>>729010501
>>729010560To be specific I mention 3 004 boats because I think you can afford it without selling anything. If not, just start with 2 004 boats. You want to get the trade empire + 20 boats asap.
>>729010695someone tell doreen!
>>729010584keep on boat farming like >>729009421get a dart paragon or mad for tier 2, boat paragon for tier 3 and 2 paragons of your choice for the next tiers, just remember to get 40 favored trades after the boat paragon for more money.
>>729010795Too late, I couldn't afford them and wasted a few rounds. But this is the result so far and I'm not very confident.>>729010935Now I'm wondering what to use to at least try and face the boss. I'm obviously gonna need to sell stuff again. Is the Dart Paragon or MAD really that worth it? I read on the guide that the elite defender is really good, which he is from what I saw in the first tier.Also since we are on the subject, I've only ever made a single Paragon before. Do I always dump as much money in it as I can? Is there a "sweet spot" or something?
>>729011407You don't have the money for a paragon here so don't even think about it.A 150 dartling should be able to deal with the boss, and since it is slow you should be able to farm money while the boss is on screen.As for paragons, it sucks that you cannot see the degree you get before making them because the biggest damage thresholds agains bosses happen on every 20 degree. So you want to get a degree 20 over a 19. If you're getting a 35 it's not going to be much better than a 20, but if you reach 40 then you'll feel the improvement etc
>>729011621Nope, couldn't do it unfortunately, my boats didn't make enough money for me to get the upgrades on the dartling in time, by the time I started panic selling to afford it the regular bloons leaked. A shame but inevitable I guess.>So you want to get a degree 20 over a 19. If you're getting a 35 it's not going to be much better than a 20, but if you reach 40 then you'll feel the improvement etcSo there is a sweet spot, that's really good to know thank you.
>>729012105What exactly killed you? Was it round 63? I think the boats alone should be able to do it (with middle path crosspaths)But if not, a 402 boomerang or even a 150 druid would do it. The latter should be overkill but would be enough to defend everything until you need to get a paragon later down the line.
>>729012332>What exactly killed you? Was it round 63? I think the boats alone should be able to do it (with middle path crosspaths)I think it was 62 actually, the boats couldn't deal with it and the dartling was difficult to control at the same time as I was trying to sell stuff. Only one of them had the crosspath to handle lead.
>>729011407I'm going to let you in on a little secret. You can cut down the palm trees and there's room for multiple villages on the island. The island above it also has plenty of room for a farm.As for the paragon stuff, here's some pointers.Paragons benefit from pops, additional towers and money (and Geraldos lvl 20 totem)Maximum money you can put into a paragon is roughly 4*initial price + 5-10%It's not accurate but it lets you spitball whether you've farmed enough for a degree 60 or not3*t5 + 25 2/2 (whichever 2 paths are cheapest) + ZERO boost money = degree 203*t5 + 25 2/2 (whichever 2 paths are cheapest) + FULL boost money = degree 60For 60 you can shave a few percent off and still get 60. It's a matter of spitzgefuhl.For higher degree paragons you need to farm pops. Max is 16.5 million. All pops made by the soon-to-be-paragon towers contribute to this. Geraldos totems give 1 degree each. Paragon degree is capped at 82 or 88 in soloplay. Geraldos totems can exceed this limit.
>>729010382This is what I had when I just beat it, I even used the same two T5 towers you used, although I added the ninja because of the bad position of my sniper so it kept getting stunned by lych. Don't need to sell anything during T1 if you farm a lot more early on.
Co-op?
>>729014140Post a lobby>update 4chanx>still can't post when it gives me a verification not needed
>>729014883>he fell for the memejust use 4chan xt (it's objectively better) and change this:on line 6673.>!((el = $('#t-msg'))replace with>!((el = $('#t-msg, #t-task'))
>>729014883>TEAOBMLuminous Cove Impoppable
>>729015379would join but I want to eat lunch sorry anon
>>729015379>2/5starting in 5 if no one else wants to join
>>728972596>Does monkey Jesus exist?Yes.
>>729012750>>729014003Okay... so I've been following everything you guys told me so far as well as slowly following the wiki step by step and this is how it looks at the moment.But now that I'm actually getting to the boss I'm unsure how to proceed again.I'm still not sure of what to build for actual defense. I don't think that even with selling everything on round 39 I will have enough for the MAD. But I think I can have enough for the carrier flagship+elite defender. Also I'm not sure if selling all the income will really be worth it.Any advice or recommendations at this point? My gut is telling me to save money until 39 and go for flagship+elite.
whatpressing exit closed the game
>buy final harmonic>game immediately crashesI don't have enough energy to be dissapointed anymorealso fuck this captcha
>>729016157I can tell you that the way I did things, I got the elite defender then farmed more until I got the trade empire + a few boats and when I saw the edefender wasn't enough to kill lych I got the flagship.You have worse farming so I don't know if you'll afford the trade empire midway before killing the boss. Go for it, you have better income than your first attempt anyways so when you beat T1 rush the boats.
Don't mind me, just leaving my wife here.
my nigga
>>729014003>>729016968Wait so I don't want the buccaneer paragon? Is it worse than the trade empire?
>>729020793You probably do want it, just not that early.My initial thoughts when playing was getting it for T4 but you might farm enough to get it for T3 honestly. I did T2 with MAD + 502 sniper. Boats + XXXL trap defended the rounds.
>>729021029Ok... MAD took care of T2, next is T3. That's 20 merchantmen on favored trades and only 2 marketplaces. 6 rounds to go, do you think I have time for all those marketplaces? I'm not sure I will get 550k needed for the Navarch.
>>729020532diamondback? more like diamondbuttbeads
>>729022205Remember they make a lot of money each round and the boss is slow. You can start the boss without the paragon being bought. I would go for the markets.
>>729023464I tried. I couldn't place that many because I think my ice monkeys were poorly positioned.I failed though, round 83. Couldn't pop the boss minion before he ran to the end of the track.MAD is very strong but the fact I had to control it to face the minion while buying and upgrading stuff killed me I think. I had 143k when I lost and needed more firepower but I had no idea what to buy and needed to keep my mouse on the minion.Good try though, never made it this far. Thanks for all the help anon I learned a lot. I will take a break now.
>>729023789Funnily enough I think what killed you there was damaging the boss. I think you could have done it if you intentionally aimed the MAD away from the boss until you had the money for the boatgon. But I don't know how bad your economy was.Don't be afraid to sell your defense after the boss is dead to farm even more. Sorry couldn't help more.
Requesting the Mime and Dash mimes as monkes
>>729024432as a duo-hero or tower?
>>729024432Lunacy to ask for that before clown monke
>>729015336>4chan xt (it's objectively better)to expand on this, 4chan xt is the currently updated version of 4chan x, x is no longer updated. If you use x, you SHOULD be using xt instead
>>728972596Monkey Jesus died for our monkey sins (not popping enough bloons).>>728972678Grew up playing it at school. No joke. Plenty of kids would huddle around the computers to watch each other play and see who could do the best. I knew a girl who refused to use anything besides dart monkeys.
>>729026664Harlegwen
>>729022205One thing to note is a lot of the good players on boss events will place shit toward the end of the the track and even use glue/helicopter downdrafts to push regular bloons back at the start. You want to delay killing bloon waves during bosses so the round number can end on an earlier number allowing you to sell whatever damage monkeys you made earlier on and build more farms.
>>729006729Ugh I forgot double cash works in boss, I refuse to get it because I know it will ruin me on chimps runs.
