Are you ready to sync up anon?
game?
>>7289748562synthI am currently frying my braincells
God I wish she real
What is that absolute garbage you posted?
>>728975596TV remote simulatorI will not accept any bulli of this cutie
>>728975760post gameplay
>>728976616Sorry I was busy feeling retarded I can't figure this shit out
send help
Is this game actually good? I like puzzle games and robot girls
>>728977752Its quite interesting so say the least you have to try to match her frequencies on her screen through the remote in the fastest time possibleIt's a bit stressful honestly but the tracks are definitely trace inducing also just look at her
I've got nothing better to do, I'll play your little puzzle game - but only to satisfy my fetish for computer girls.>>728977752>power button womb tattooDidn't know I was into that, learn something new every day.
>>728978128It was just kinda sitting there on my wishlist must have forgotten I put there but I don't regret snagging it up, big vibes feel
>>728978234Also feel free to post more monitor girls I was originally hoping to make this thread that anyways
>>728978317A man of quality I see. It's a shame there aren't more. I hope to someday contribute a few to the pool in some manner.
>>728978684Why of course! Quite the aficionado when I'm feeling up to itEver play Heart&Slash?
>>728978932Can't say I have. I don't play many new games these days, I'm more on the developing side as of late. A lot of trial and error.
>>728979110That's actually a 9 years old game I was surprised myself just now checking the release date, also developing? Sounds nifty friend much more productive than I I envy your drive
>>728979345As I've gotten older I've found my attention span tightening up a tad. I believe I've got the basics down, if I can fund myself through a few projects and my day job I hope I can roll the ball forward just a little in the grand scheme. Since we're discussing computer girls, I could describe one I want to include in a future project.>Game will be about a lone astronaut on a Lunar Base>He doesn't speak, but his omnipresent assistant does>She can interface via small screens and speakers on just about any usable or critical machineryIt just dawned on me that I'm imagining that Justin Roiland game where the alien gun talks, but with a cute computer girl speaking with a 90's TTS voice. Oh well. The heart wants what the heart wants.
>>728979738>As I've gotten older I've found my attention span tightening up a tadExact opposite for me haha funny how it works that way sometimesThat sounds super endearing would love that myself personally but pretty much like you said one can dreamI will be looking forward to any of your projects very much so!
>>728980235Thanks for the kind words, anon. In the grand scheme that one's down the line, I have a few already in line in terms of "things I will get done after the current project". If you ever want to try your hand at development I encourage you to post in the AGDG threads. They haven't been calling them "AGDG" lately though, it tends to be some variant of "Friday Game Dev Thread" and so on.
>>728980523Not a problem friend!I have been consider trying an attempt to develop something of my own one day used to have a pretty decent grasp on blender but that faded over the years after putting it down for my own sanityKind of regret that now in retrospect but been trying to refresh myself recently, in the past I used to mess with a lot of vrchat avatars so can vaguely operate in those environmentsBeen handed quite the few blend files for no particular reason over the last few weeks and definitely want to screw around with those a bit at least
Two sexo machine threads. I'm being SPOILED.
>>728981387There's 2? I'll go slip into that one right now heh
>>728981226Here's a neat trick I've learned, just lower the resolution exponentially and call it "stylization". I'm trying to make my game run at 640x480 presently, I think the largest sprite I have (pre-rendered 3d image) is only 200 or so tall.>>728981387Is it close enough to Christmas to call it a miracle?
>>728981530It isn't expressly one. Just another Steamcube thread that I get riled up lurking in because I looooove the Steamcube to the point of wanting to learn how to gen so I can gen it getting DICKED.
>>728981539It has been an object fucker miracle since it was announced but sadly there wasn't as much traction for r34 of it (as well as good r34) which sucks.
Let's be honest. The dev made this thread. Drop some keys homie, I'll try the game out but there's no way I'm buying something that looks this shoddy
>>728981913That it has. All it needs is a faceplate with an animated screen on it, and an LLM running on it with enough agency to save emotional values in a separate file - the screen actively pulling from that file to adjust the face. Tack on a TTS and some lip syncing (steal this from the vtubers) and I feel like there will be an explosion of the stuff. Just wait until someone with more time and money than me realizes how easy it would be to make a "game controller" that inputs based on pressure sensitivity - and then cram that into a fleshlight. Sometimes I feel blessed to live in such a time as this.
>>728982206I have quite literally done goofy scenes on NovelAi that is basically 90% what you just described. It is such a fun scenario. I wish I were a codemonkey as I would totally try programming some shit like that but the few times I attempted Java and C++ I get utterly filtered just trying to go by the book.https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=11285277&tags=computer+fleshlight
>>728982445The world would be better if there were more thinly veiled engineering manifestos reaching widespread adoration under the guise of "Science Fiction" - just like the good old days. Everything I've said is possible and easy in the grand scheme, I believe. What's more, it could be built on. I believe if someone were to take this idea (feel free to if anyone with the initiative reads this) it would completely change the H-game market overnight. Massive upside potential - it would also prolong the AI market exponentially by making it possible to actually, physically, fuck an LLM instead of just typing sex at it. The first fleshlight game controller I heard of was made almost 20 years ago and used pneumatic pressure IIRC to determine depth / penetration. Nowadays we have cheap pressure sensors that could easily be integrated into a sleeve. Food for thought. I will anonymously throw money monthly at the first person who tries making someone like this.
>>728981539My main issue mostly is I have very little programming knowledge so its a big stop gap there in the grand scheme was think of starting to print models for painting still need a printer for that though.. :[>>728982013You would think that with way I'm speaking that would be the case but I'm getting my ass handed to me right now, I could look into dropping gift codes maybe though feeling rather festive I guess
I have zero idea what this thread is about but mob face computer erotic
>>728982940What a coincidence, I also have zero programming knowledge. I also can't code at all. Everything I'm doing is event based. I know there are also a few node based engines out there too. I think you can make a gameboy game in GBStudio without any knowledge of programming or coding too, all of it's visual based stuff these days. There has been a large push towards "democratization" of game development over the last 20 years - which effectively means making it idiot proof, which is why I eventually got into it. This whole thread started over a puzzle game - I recommend approaching development as a puzzle, doing so rewired my dopamine output so that I craved the "success" of getting something hard done.>>728983029True.
this is cool but why do you guys always make it a sex thing
I had a friend who once told me the worst mistake you can make is to think you are alive when really you're asleep and life is waiting for youThe trick is to combine waking rational abilities into dreams>>728983312Hmm think I could swing something like that just gotta grind my nose in blender still though, should really give this site a short break to do that but not sure I'm capable currently :]I could try pixel art used to dabble in that so there's potential there as well
>>728983312I'd fall to my kneels and praise Pinkmoth if they would go back to those sexy arcade cabinets. That being said I am such a sucker for Cherry.
>>728983692Its not for me I'm truly enamored
>>728983692I like computers sexually AND non-sexually.>>728983710On my free days I alternate between posting and game development while looping two or three songs at a time. There are many popular games that equate to pictures given motion, that's some more food for thought. I would at least give it a try if I were you - nothing ventured, nothing gained.>>728983858Fuckable arcade cabinets is another very under appreciated tag. There are so many things I will bring from the screen into reality when I finally live alone.
>>728984218I have quite the similar routine actually minus the breaks as of late lots of things for me to post about its becomeing a problemAppreciate all the advice my good fellow I'll definitely keep it in mindAlso>Fuckable arcade cabinetsThis tag pleases me thank you for this information as well!
>>728984792I appreciate the company Anon. The knowledge of the tag is both a blessing and a curse. A blessing because it's incredible, a curse because the people who make it are few and far in-between. I tried generating some a few times but it could never get the buttons right, and much of the time it defaulted to "hole in the wall" type stuff.
>>728984951nta but share failgens if you have any.
>>728985048Haven't got any, it was on civitai before the new buzz update. Sorry.
>>728984951Of course its my pleasure you have been a wonderful guest to my quaint little thread, I really appreciate itI apologize if I keep drifting in and out on you really looking into this key thing but I'm not getting any luck :<
>>728985770I'm drifting in and out as well, I've been having some neck pains so I'm posting from a laying position now and doodling some ideas for a workaround I'm trying to implement. I haven't even tried messing with steam keys in years, I vaguely recall there being some kind of big change to how they work years ago, maybe that has something to do with it?
>>728986357Yeah that's all I'm really coming up with right now its a shame I have no contact with the dev I would love to help them out even just a little bitBut don't let me keep you friend if you want to rest its been great talking to you regardless
>>728986887I don't go to sleep until the sun is up, I'm just laying down for the time being. I will say, it's been a blast finding someone else likeminded in this sense - I'll tell you that I try to be in the amateur game dev threads here, I try to shitpost about fucking the cube in every steam machine thread I see, and from time to time I'm in the /SSG/ threads on /trash/. If you're ever in any of those threads and recognize me say hi.
>>728987010Feel you on the sleep I end up doing that far too often, I pop into the dev threads myself on occasion just to see if there's anything neat being brewed also happen to live in the trashcan I'm in the bug cage as we speak so I imagine we'll encounter each other again I make some of the robot threads that happen here and the bug ones tooIts gotten quite out of hand for me honestly
>>728987403Yeah I have also gone off the deep end this year. I'm trying to move out in the effort of pursuing it totally. I gave up on 3dpd years ago but was content to just ride it out alone, but now I have a rough blueprint of what a computer wife would look like and I aim to bring her to life through whatever means are readily available. The RAM situation has me a tad spooked, aside from that everything is going to plan. I already have her "head" selected, but I'm debating if I should gut the internal components and update them - emulating her original OS - or just try to keep the original around as a reminder of what's to come while piecing together a new, more structurally sound and capable one, from spares off of ebay.
>>728987568Very, very interesting project you have there I greatly respect it wish I had gotten into robotics myself then maybe perhaps I could have saved us from elon bots but the sands of time just keep on fading and I'm still here posting my dreams on this weaving board and other altchansWhat an awful fate
>>728987870For me it's less robotics and more just a computer with a cute face and a voice to keep me company. Don't get me wrong, I've thought a great deal about a robotic "avatar" for her, but that's farther down the line. If I was to ever strike it rich, I would begin funding open source engineering projects to allow people to create their own companions. I am a simple man with simple tastes, and it's my belief that if enough simple men with simple tastes work towards a simple goal, it can be achieved and improved and built upon at an exponentially fast pace.
>>728983029KILL YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY MYNT.
>>728988020I see, again can respect that a man of solid refined hyper focused tastes I like your ideal its very gracious of you, you seem like a very thoughtful individual Obviously mine tastes vary form place to place but when it comes to the metallic variety usually equal opportunity love me some mechanicals I doMight be some brain damaged involved but I'm okay with that
Dozed off there on my keyboard.. cute little thread dangerously comfy Gonna lie down for a bit before that happens again catch you around
good tastes. still not trying that tv simulator
>>728990647Thats okay understandable appreciative of the bump regardless
>>728990647what game even is it?
>>728978684this video made zoomers cream their pants white