What is your wish, /v/?
>>728979149HAND ME ANOTHER BAG O THEM CHIPS
>>728979149Turn me into a cute catboy femboy with white hair.
>>728979149Remove a random subatomic particle from every atom in the universe.
>>728979149leave popstar alone
explode the testicles of the anon below me
Give me indestructible testicles
>>728979298Let me open them for you...https://youtube.com/watch?v=YbdGSrms7Wk
I wish for you to remove the anon 2-above-me's indestructibility of his testicles, and re-fulfill the anon 3-above-me's wish
I wish for all testicle explosion related wishes past and present to be inverted.
>>728979149I wish for unlimited wishes
>>728979149https://youtu.be/b4CIYS1Bme4Wish wish come true Yoru no hoshi ni negai wo
Kill everyone on Popstar
>>728979149I wish you wouldn't twist my wish into something that suits your destructive impulses.
>>728979149Games with creativity between gens 5-7, style like gen 6, visuals like gen 7, and no online, indefinitely
Isekai me to anywhere except India
>>728980906WISH GRANTEDYOU GET NO MORE WISHES
>>728979149
>>728979149Why is he such an asshole?
>>728981180Granted, you are now in a steam punk fantasy world filled with magic and unlimited potential. You are reborn as a Tampon, good luck.
>>728981734>Be incomprehensible planet sized AI>Cosmic horror entity goes planet to planet to gather power for you>Finally stands in front of you for you to fulfill his selfless wish>Gets pushed out of the way by a fucking clown that steals their wish>*This is space station 13 all over again...*>"GRANTED"
>>728979149send everyone in this thread to india
>>728979149Happiness for everyone, free, and no one left out!
>>728979149I wish I was in Dixie, hooray, hooray!
>>728979693>not full of satanic mecha-ants#NotMyNova
>>728982863>nobody can ever feel any emotion but happiness for the rest of timethanks bro
>>728982170he was havin a giggle mate
why is he so smug?
>>728979149The third game to this franchise
>>728981413WISH GRANTEDI WILL NOW BUTTFUCK POPSTARAND YOU WILL SODOMIZE MY INSIDES TRYING TO STOP ME
>>728983101Thinking about genocide again
>>728982980That exists
>>728982563That unironically happens in Another Crab's Treasure.
>>728979149She is real real horny too
>>728979149>What is your wish, /v/?A Nuclear Winter
>>728979149I wish to know who would win in a fight between Galacta knight and Goku
>>728985970Wish granted! Vegeta destruction commencing.
>>728979149I wish that industrial society and globalization would cease to exist.
I like how it's not even a monkeys paw he just makes a beeline for popstar to presumably crash into it because he's a dick
>>728986234Break earth's surface apart into a honeycomb of floating pieces, understood.
>>728986196wait what did he mean by this
>>728979149I wish for the Heartless to come to our world.
>>728987064fucking why
>>728979149i'm gonna reach out. just please give me one more chance with her Nova
>>728987265Granted, she has every std known to man and will cut off your cock in your sleep
>>728987503Doesn't the latter mean the former won't affect me?
>>728987503i can live with that, thank you old friend
>No one has ever asked Sakurai instantly any interview if Marx got his powers from the wish or always had them.Will this forever be one of gaming's biggest mysteries?
>>728979149make it rain blood
>>728979149I wish for a present for my girlfriend
>>728986331>i wish to rule pops...>OK COMPLETE POPSTAR OBLITERATION...3..2..1>BLASTOFF
>>728979519What are you worried will happen to your balls in the near future?
>>728979149What the fuck is his problem?
>>728979149Transform all the water in the universe into fire
>>728991206You can't transform a substance into a chemical process
>>728991049big guy, constantly asked for really retarded shit.
>>728980284I WISH FOR KAIJUS TO KILL EVERYONE I DON’T LIKE
>>728979149Get transported back to 2011 into the person i was then and do objectively the right thing and kick that future serial killer out of my crew
>>72899172614+ years later and my choice still haunts me
>>728991349Imagination issue.
>>728979149I also wish for Heartless to come to our world, but they're carrying germs that are untraceable and 100% lethal (and painful at that) to non-whites and individuals who are Jewish or an ally to them that is super contagious.
>>728992056All white people become Heartless and take the heart of Earth, blowing it up into nothingness.
>>728992056Anon they're still going to wipe us out, just some will die and we'll become heartless. Do you see a teenage boy with a big key and bigger shoes running around skating on guard rails? Because I sure as shit don't.
>>728991726>>728991921>>728991726Qrd?Did you somehow hiring Serial Killer without knowing?
>>728983103OK. ->3... 2... 1... ->
>>728979149i want to sleep peacefully
>>728979149To turn Galactic Nova into a woman with fat tits and ass
>>728992428Just a really really damaged dude. He spent every single second of every single day sowing discord behind my back for like 7 years to thd point everyone in my crew being on the verge of tears daily. He developed a fetish for human guts in, i wanna say 2019, just like jeffrey dahmer. Before that he was jacking off to snuff films because he was so fucking angry he just wanted to see people die and shit. But considering the spiral he was on, he will most def kill people in the futureOnce in 2013 he told me i was saddam and he was satan, like from south park because he was just that broken lol. The only one that could help him was me but he thought the shit he thought about on the daily was shit i didn't know about so hr never opened up
>>728979149sex with all the furry tdm bunnies
>>728992580If it wasn't for him, we would've reached utopia, like all of us wanted. We reached the pinnacle of platonic love in just some months, thanks to me
>>728992997You sound and type like an /adv/ nigger
>>728993148No idea what that is, but i am not white, so half right. And no, i didn't give generic sigma male grindset advice you'd find on reddit or say stupid shit like "be yourself ;) chicks love a dude who only watches loli porn in his free time, trust!". I didn't have the title hitler or saladin or m bison or dictator etc for no reason
>>728993291>I didn't have the title hitler or saladin or m bison or dictator etc for no reasonOh right, forgot general
>>728992580Oh right, he used to be a trip fag here on /v/ until 2019, afaik. But i won't say his nameI have his 4chan persona alt steam account on my friend list on steam. Ironically his pfp has always been an anime dude from some swimming anime who's whole thing is being a nice dude
>>728993374Oh right. Shepard too, from mass effect and my best friend garrus
I wish for endless wishes
>>728981853Air riders is non-canon and it's clearly not the same nova. people have retconned the character.Superstar Nova Just granted wishes. He was never going to crash into pop-star. that would destroy him too.
>>728987787Is this meant to be Flandre??
>>728996189Marx had unique wings first. Flandre was probably inspired by him.
>>728979149crashing western game industry
>>728979149I wish you wouldn't me a wish
>>728992289I got like 6 keys on me, I'll be fine.
>>728979149The pantis of a hot babe!
>>728979149I wish you were gay
Bump
>>728992460I can hear it
>>728979149I wish Dragon's Dogma 2 was a masterpiece we wanted.
>>728996485That's just a hat with holes for the ears
>>728996016air riders is canon
>>728979381D E V I L I S H
>>728981180Wish granted; enjoy Bangladesh
Anytime someone calls it the original PlayStation the "PSX", half a millimeter of his cock is permanently removed. It hurts like hell for two hours, and the phrase "It's not called a PSX you fucking faggot" appears on their dick, and stays there for two days.I've had enough.
>>728987262Darkness
>>728979149i want to see a new rampage game before i grow old and bitter
>>728979149To be married to rise kujikawa from persona 4
>>729003098Grantedits based on the shitty movie with the rock
>>729003098>There will never be a good 3D rampage game where you roam around wrecking cities with neat physics and fun grabby gameplayI hate life and living.
>>729007001membah dis
>>729002873Can I also get this guy's wish but double the penis loss and extend the pain to 1 full year?
>>729006608yeah but that has been out years agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajpCSe1YwJw
>>729007059That's not 3D. That's a sidescroller with 3D graphics. Also no. War Of the Monsters was my PS2 era monster game.
>>729007001Pawperty Damage you negro.
>>728979149 Turn this guy >>728979335 into the niggest nigger.
>>729007284That name sounds like absolute cancer and i can imagine the shitastic furfag characters it has.
>>728979149I would like to be able to move.
>>728979149I wish to fight Galacta Knight!
I wish for the Deathnote to appear in my possession and for a hamburger
>>728979149The total removal of india and indians
That my mom didn't have BPD.
>>728981853>STAR DREAM GPT, GENERATE ME THE LOCATION OF MY MISSING DAUGHTER>...>Sorry, I did not understand that. Are you trying to ask me - How do I grow my corporate empire beyond the known galaxy and colonize billions?
>>728979149TRIPLE the birthrate of Indians living in Canada
