Imagine if people actually talked about the games here instead of whatever you retards normally like to do.
>>728981060Well how are the games? I've never tried them
Impregnating Klonoa...
Klonoa thread...
Sex With Klonoa...
SEXwith Klonoa...
>>728980359...
yes yes! lots of sweaty, wild sex with Klonoa!
Sex with everyone in the Klonoa thread...
>>728981340Orgy with Klonoa and Friends™!!!
>>728981060I need to finish that game. A certain puzzle filtered me and I never got past it.Also it genuinely saddens me that there's no fridge scene
Final stats for the most recent poll. A lot more people voted in this one though, so IDK how representative this is of the most active regulars.
>>728981304
reminder that you faggots who make people think less of these games are why you dont deserve more klonoa games
>>728982241Why would people think less of the games because of /v/? Everyone knows that this site is full of retards.
I'll post this again since that monkey thread got 404'd: https://youtu.be/nu-vM5tANfc?&t=508proof that there's an implied 'thing' between Klonoa and Lolo
>>728982331Here's more proof.
>>728982463I'm not even going to say anything
>>728982582they look happy in that picture
>>728982640>they
>>728982690There's Klonoa and Lolo in the image from DCT. So yes they, as in those two.
>>728982751...ok
>>728981060>instead of whatever you retards normally like to do.We just like to have fun. You know what they say, boys will be boys.
So, that Lolo thread got deleted...
>>728982974It was doomed from the start. The literal first reply was a cunnypost.
>>728982974mods are racists
>>728983035and it was really funny
Klonoa X GuntzKuntz if you will
>>728982965Sex is lots of fun indeed!
>>728983229Yet nobody here actually has sex, you just have metaphysical lucid dream 'wahoo' sessions with each other.
>>728981060>>728981340>>728981304>>728982965>>728983153SEEEEEEX!!!
Klonoa could get a creepypasta game that overshadows all the official stories someday like Sonic.exe did
>>728983363True. He is a mascot, and 'mascot horror' is a mega industry nowadays
>>728983317>Yet nobody here actually has sexthat's were Klonoa and our subsequent gangbang with him comes in you dummy!
AI powered Klonoa dating sim.
>>728983317Collar > Zipper > Jacket
>>728983638the collar is too homo codedhe needs a new fit
>>728983638Klonoa and tails should swap outfits.
>>728983638i wanna throatfuck Klonoa so badly you have no idea...
>>728983769 (heh)Cats wear collars, stupid. Are pets homo coded?
>>728983520AI powered Klonoa kemoshota robot.
>>728983845it's a sign of subserviencethe chastity belt of fashion attires
>>728983845why does he need to wear a collar anyways? is he too afraid his owner (me) is gonna lose him or what? (i won't)
>>728983769>>728983917Yes it's homo coded and that's a good thing
>>728983845You know why bunnies never wear collars? Because they're based. That's why.
October 28th 2025 was the second anniversary of Matthew Perry's murder. Jasveen Sangha aka the "Ketamine Queen", Dr Salvador Plasencia and Ghadius are going to rot in jail for what they did to Matthew Perry.https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/doctor-charged-matthew-perry-death-court-plea-rcna220497https://abcnews.go.com/US/ketamine-queen-matthew-perry-guilty/story?id=125196573
>>728983997It's so you can choke him while you're pounding his kloaca (he's into it)
>>728984087That's what makes Klonoa such a compelling character: he walks the thin line between based and gay
>>728984059I want better stories. The homo collar is going into the trash like Huepow.
Klonoa Threads make me so fucking HARD its crazy!
>>728984394WAHOO!
>>728984258he is very homo indeed but still based regardless for being such a good fucktoy
Which one of you stole them?
>>728984527not me, i only stole his virginity
IFUCKINGLOVEKLONOA
>>728984864I LOVE FUCKINGKLONOA
Klonoa is my precious wahoo boy
Klonoa merch!
>I lived to see an era of /v/ where Klonoa threads are constantly up 24/7This makes me happy
Klonoa 'tism is my superpower
>>728981060My only beef with Klonoa 1 and 2 is that they're too fucking short. I love the levels and music, gameplay is fine, and trying to get everything to unlock the end game hard mode level is enjoyable, especially if you're trying to do it one go, but they only last a few hours.
>>728987365slopeater mentality
>>728987048I'm ready for my next autistic boyfight.
>>728987395I've played them multiple times. Doesn't defend the fact they're too short.
What a sexy minx
>>728987937More content usually means shittier content. Slopeater mentality. I'll take quality over quantity.
>>728988158You can make the same argument with how triple A title had ten hour campaigns. Didn't make them better for having only a handful of levels/missions. Nigger mentality, wanting to get shit done as soon as possible and move on.
>>728989303If you want a long platformer theres always Donkey Kong 64.
>>728987365long Klonoa games are bad
>>728987115>>728987048>>728986090>>728984864>>728984527such a cute onahole...
kuronoa...
