>beat my opponent>they type this in chatHow do I respond to this?
:/
>>728985384Ask him out and hit him with a :3c
>>728985384start an ERP with a 2k opener easily establishing intent and alluding to your desired fetish.
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>>728985384leave the match and block them as they are a miserable homosexual bottom
>>728985384"know your place, pup"
>>728986070You have experience with them?
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>>728986070ThisBottoms only play multiplayer games and won't play good singleplayer stuff.
>>728985384For a moment, I think of reporting him. But then I think he must be german, as they usually use emotes for anything in chat, their lives are hard as it is with all the muslims, so I let him be.
>>7289853843==D (*(
>>728985384>:(
>>728986121gay
>>728986070what if I'm a happy homosexual bottom?
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>>728986373there is no such thing as a happy faggot bottom they are all broken men who do whatever you want if you throw them a bone of attention.
>>728986269This, the person behind the message might be a cute woman who had a difficult day.
>>728986598Whatever I want? You're saying I could get them to play and enjoy dungeon crawlers if I treat him well?
>>728986642if you give one even a sliver of emotional validation they pretty much become your slave.
>>728985384report them for harassment:)
>>728986682I don't want a slave though, that sounds fucking gay (derogatory). I want a nice bf who wants to do gaming shit with me and talk about the games he plays through and finishes with me.
>>728985384ERP with him :3
I hope they are a giantess and want to step on me (little man) IRL
>>728985384Get naked and pound your asshole with the biggest thing you can find within a mile radius.
the face of a man, brokenwhy respond
>>728986598you should get better friends, anon.I'm sorry he hurt you.
>>728985384you must be bad if you lost to this
>>728985384:D
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>>728987525(I
>>728985384:v
>>728987419:DDD
erm...ughh....I LOST!!!!! >.<
(*´ω｀*)
>>728987734What do you call this visual style?
>>728987947sovl
>>728985384OwO
every fucking time some retarded computer twink on the internet tries to ragebait me with their little coy :3c or >_< faces i want to grab their waist and pin them to the mattress and skewer them with dick until they behave
>>728985384">:3c stfu before I pin u vro!!!"
>>728988643
>>728985384One of my former friends was a pseudointellectual navycuck who hated anime and would chimp out every time I used that emoticon :3
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>>728985384Anyone using that is a tranny that will off himself in 5 years.
>>728989183BUILT FOR MPREG RAPEAND BECOMING A SINGLE MOTHER (male) AND THEN GETTING RAPED AGAINST BY THE ABSENTEE FATHER WHO SHOWS UP OUT OF THE BLUE
>>728985384JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE FUCKING CAR
>>728989428But anon.. I've been :3ing for 6 years >W<
>>728986750That's just a regular homosexual relationship.It shouldn't be that hard to find such person.
>>728985384xD
>>728991192>losing on purposeStop fucking queuing for Dota 2. I'm so tired of getting matched up with your retarded ass. Genuinely I wouldn't even let you be my cock sleeve under my desk because you fuck up my games.
>>728986750what blobbers are you playing gayboy?
>>728991192Sex with dex users.
>>728985384Ignore it and move on to the next game
>>728991145are you from Poland?
>anon…>CUTE!><3
:3
>>728985384they sandbagged you or are tired of the game
>>728985384:<
>>728987947biological male
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>>728992369your arm1
>>728985384(°□°)︵ ━
>>728985384;_;
>>728985384>How do I respond to this?:3
>>728990963I know, but I always run into a roadblock of some sort. Last time the guy I was talking to was fucking around behind his wife's back and I wasn't going to fuck with that once I found out. >>728991321Last one I was playing was Wizardry Gaiden 2. So far I'd say my favorite Wiz was Wiz 5, adored it. My first blobber was SMT1. Any recs outside of those series? I always see Eye of the Beholder recommended, what's the best port?
>>728985384:PƐ
>>728994079this isn't /soc/ you dunkass
>>728993968>fucking around behind his wife's backmany such caseswhy does this keep happening?
>>728985384X3
>>728985384*POMF*
>>728986682That’s me thankfully my bf is hyper competent and very kind, though sometimes he spoils me a bit. He gets annoyed when I’m too apologetic tho so I need to work on that.
>>728985384(Y) 0==3
>OFwhore pretends he mistakenly posted his bony ass while shilling his garbage AGAIN How the fuck has this spamtranny not being permabanned yet?
>>728994196>haha oops did i just shill :3kys troon
>>728985384This is how I found a boytoy I fucked for a year
>>728985384>;3or>:3
>>728985651>Hit a nigga with a five paragraph opener on F-list>Instead of him getting scared off like most people do he hits me with seven paragraphs and its the best writing I've ever seen>We end up typefucking for the next six hours with maximum sexual tensionGames for this feel?
>>728996561what game?
>>728996775Nothing, there is quite literally nothing like hitting it good over F-list. The closest I can think of if when ai gen gets magical but that's like first place in locals vs getting the gold in the Olympics. Still great but a WHOLE different league.
>>728985672How you do flip the "d"???
>>728994476>spoilerToo many guys rush into a relationship before they're ready for one in general is probably the biggest cause. I just wish I could find a cute sperg (endearing) I can spend my days with, you know? It's hard finding what I'm looking for it seems like, or I'm just retarded and don't know how to look for someone correctly. >tfw no /v/f
>>728985384Write a disturbingly detailed death threat that I will never actually go though with.
>>728985384ggez
>>728985384:3
d=(^_~)z
>>728985384I'm not a fag I'm just a porn addictWasn't it enough that you stole the rainbow? Now you need to steal weeb lingo as well?
>>728997552>Self admitted porn addictYou deserve all the suffering in the world.Go ACK yourself.
>>728997552Idk how people equated the rainbow with being gay. Even as a faggot myself the only two things that come to mind are that beam Samus gets at the end of Super Metroid and the band Rainbow that Dio sang in.
>>728997273This, it's even harder here in Bongland because everyone on the internet is a fuckin American ;-;
>>728997720And most of the time when I meet gays online they're always not Americans because I stay up at odd hours of the night. Shit sucks man, I hate it too. I'm not even against the idea of long distance stuff but I also don't like putting an ultimatum down of "you need to move here if it's gunna work", it feels extremely demanding and unwarranted of me to expect that of someone.
>>728997671>Idk how people equated the rainbow with being gay. It's brainrot.As an underage zoomer I loved seeing rainbows outside because they are a rare, fascinating and beautiful natural phenomenon and we even once produced a mini rainbow with an outside shower (purely by accident).But now my brain has been rotten so much by the internet, politics, 4chan, trannies and LGBTQ+ that if I see the rainbow colors the first thing I think about is trannies and fags. It's utterly depressing. Fuck those degenerates!
>>728997273Is it true that fags have even higher standards than women when it comes to looks?Sometimes I wish I was gay because I'm tired of women and their unrealistic expectations and even when you marry them, they will treat you like a household slave>>728997552The rainbow is not a gay flag, it's a retard flag
>>728997908Some do have insane standards, yes. But plenty of guys just have like one or two things they care about. Like for myself, I hate to admit it but I'm just not into black guys. Even when I can say one is handsome, it's more like "oh factually he's handsome but I just am not into the idea of fucking him at all". I also really, really, dislike tattoos and piercings of any kind. For a lot of guys though it's just "don't be fat lol" which is fine, even as a fatass myself. It's given me some push to lose weight beyond just wanting to feel better and so far it's working slowly but surely. >spoilerBeing gay is only easier if you're gunna slut around, and frankly you can find gross women to do that with too. Having somewhat higher or at least firm standards is going to be important if you wanna be with someone you're gunna stick with. Hopefully if you're trying to find a nice girl to be with you're gunna get a feel for if marrying here is a good idea or not beforehand and not just settle because you feel like you have to. Of course anyone can surprise you after marriage but I generally think you're going to have some idea of what you're getting into before you go that far. >>728997874It might be time to stop spending so much time on the internet at large then man. I only ever browse here, talk with a few friends, and look into seeing when games get translations and stuff. Drop garbage like twitter and don't look back. I'd almost say drop 4chan, not a terrible idea at all, but it seems like at least for myself that my most sincere and positive interactions with people online are on this board, and indeed one of my best friends I met on here.
>>728997779Yeah that's the problem. Gays that aren't horrible aids ridden hives of sluttery and disease are scattered really far apart and how can you demand either or both parties move. I feel bad about that because I really wouldn't move for someone because all my friends and family are where I am and if I moved for a relationship that didn't work, I'd be fucked.Holy shit this captcha is fucking STUPID
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>>728998557Yeah really. I mean, for myself I don't have tons of family I'm super close to but moving out of country is still a very scary proposition personally. It'd be hard to date outside the country because of that, although moving to a different state doesn't bother me too much. There's a lot of uncertainty there and it makes the whole affair of trying to find someone anxiety inducing. Still I'd be a quitter to just give up, yeah? >Holy shit this captcha is fucking STUPIDI'm surprised so many people are having trouble with it, it's been one of the easiest ones for me personally so far. I hate years ago when I'd put the right text in every time and it'd just say it wasn't good enough, on this site or other websites.
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We need to bring back emoticons §(*￣▽￣*)§
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I miss the early 2000s Internet and MMORPGs...
>>728986598Trvthclear bombBottom faggots need to be exterminated, they are almost everything that's wrong with faggots.
>>728985471Libtards on this site get mad at this emoticon sometimes for some reason.
>>728985384( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ °)
>>728989548i haven't seen this sentence in 20 years.
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>>728985384You can't: You're already mad.
>>728989548man I haven't heard this reaction in ages
was anyone else just bad at this so all you had was <(o_o<)<(o_o)>(o_o)>
>>728998245>I hate to admit it but I'm just not into black guysIt's normal, everyone has a preference, even when it comes to race. Americans nowadays are obsessed with racism and shit, but there's nothing wrong with that.>dislike tattoos and piercings of any kindBased, I don't like them either. Earrings are cool tho>For a lot of guys though it's just "don't be fat lol"So barafags are not that common?>It's given me some push to lose weight beyond just wanting to feel better and so far it's working slowly but surely.That's great, anon! Just stick with it and you'll make it. Good luck!>Having somewhat higher or at least firm standardsMy only real standard is that they’re a good person who actually cares about me and has my back when I need it. Being chubby would be a bonus tho lol Marrying someone who treats you like a sex toy instead of a real partner is just dumb and unhealthy>you're gunna get a feel for if marrying here is a good idea or not beforehand and not just settle because you feel like you have toIt used to be common back in the day. Nowadays you're either rushing into marriage because of social paranoia or an unplanned kid, both are terrible reasons to get married, and that's one of the main reasons so many people end up divorced now>Of course anyone can surprise you after marriage but I generally think you're going to have some idea of what you're getting into before you go that farPeople change after marriage – whether from getting older, some mental illness that kicks in after a certain age, or just from having kids. It's not as easy as you might think, but it's still a pretty good indicator nonethelessFuck, I really need to start caring about my looks and health, I don't wanna die alone. Hope you find someone important too bro.
ITT: even split between - 50% shitposter, 50% faggots who should get hosed down with antiparasitics
>>728988643:3c
>>728985384
>>728997552yes >w<
PLAP
>>728988643Holy mental illness:3 buranyaaan
>gg 2 ez pz 4 me z
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>>728985384hmmmm nyo
>>7289853848=D
>>728988643they are not twinks >//<
>>728986598If anything that's the best part, just find a suicidal twink, kidnap him (nobody's gonna miss him) and bam, your room's never going to be dirty.
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>>728989548You're thinking >:3, not :3
>>728994079What's with pic? Game??
>>728997671Gay is supposed to mean being happy and rainbows are usually associated with happy things like the rain going away or a pot of gold.
>>729008421Deltarune. The boy gives off massive gay energy.
>>728985384Callem the raped
>>728988643What about -w- and ^w^
ヅ
>>729010226For me, it's kinda a cuntboy kinda vibes
>>729006276i hate this one so muchlook at his stupid nosegod damn it
>>729010932fuck off troon
>>728985384Post defeat rape until he won't be able to stand anymore.
>>728985384you gotte hit 'em with the "(˶ ˘ 3˘)ˆωˆ˶)" bro
>>728985384Rape
>>728985384Here's a selection
>>728985384I detest people who end every sentence with :DOr anything like it :3 Because it's unironically how teenage girls type :oIt's also how boomers type too :cAnd Indians :^(So every time someone does it I see a old brown troon in my mind :3And I treat them poorly :] because it's weird :[But as for what you should do, hit em with the good old, don't be mad dont be sad, im sowwy
>>728985384can't respond, because in this modern gaming hellscape responding with the proper sensible response of>kys tranny, YWNBAWwill get you banned for "hate speech".
>>728985384I will destroy him with my super epic response:UwU
>>728992436Oh thanks
