Why did Ethan marry this horrible bitch?
1. He loved her2. He had no idea that she was a criminal (and died not knowing although I assume he does now that he is "with the mold") 3. He might not have cared about #2 depending on how much he loved her.
I wanted them to commiserate
>>728990901Reigning in awful women and making them submit is a kink for Chads like me and EthanShe truly is the fucking worst though holy fucking shit fuck her christ
>>728990901imagine the sex
>>728990901The better question- why is this even a choice?Your wife that is the sole reason why you are even here in the first place VS some girl you just met
>>728990901Does anyone have that comic where Ethan knew it was Miranda all along?
>>728991902You can't trust Mia is why.
>>728990901pussy too good
>>728990901RE8 Mia had that milf energy, way hotter than how she was in 7.
>>728990901men will overlook literally anything for a pretty face and a tight pussy
>>728991902worst part is that almost nothing changes if you pick zoe, she dies like a minute later and the rest of the game carries on like nothing happened
>>728990901I mean, who wouldn't?
>>728990901Until my pelvis was black and blue
>>728990901What did she do wrong?
>>728990901Because ethan is a faggot and dogshit protagonist and his games suffer just from having him in it. Not like they would be any good either way. RE7s start is ok, but halfway in it turns retarded. RE8 is terrible all the way.
>>728991902>Do you choose your wife or some random women you just meetWhat the hell was capcom thinking?
>>728994053She does not look like this in the game.
why one when you can go with two
>>728995941What if the random woman was Sydney Sweeney
>>728996336Hahaha remember when she pretend to be Mia?Hahaha, a 100 year old women cosplaying as Ethan wife for a full week. Hahaha of course she have to fulfill her role as Ethan wife, or else he would be suspicious of her. Hahahaha, imagine that.
>>728996235she does after you beat the game on madhouse
>>728991902>a bioterrorist who experiment on kids or a cute hillbilly who saved your life
>>728999667why not both?
>>728990901>Abandons her daughter to be raised by Chris "boulder punching motherfucker" Redfield.I guess she was a bad a mother as she was a wife.The sole reason Ethan didn't realize that Miranda had replaced his wife is because both were equally bitchy.
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Man...Capcom cant be that clueless right?Mia getting away with everything AND abandoning her daughter in the end cant be Just How she ends up right?Wesker?Spencer?LMAO...Mia is the best RE villain soo Far and o find It hilárious.
here's your evil wife bro
>>729001671sexo!
