The latest from PlayStation! >"The First PlayStation Limited Edition Mechanical Watch"
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>>728993427who would wear thatadults would find that childish and teens kids don't wear watches unless it's a tiny smartphone
>>728993427This is useless, zoomers can't read analog clocks.
>>728993457Damn, they are that cool?
>>728993427It's a PlayStation watch because it doesn't have any games.
>>728993427How about some games?
>>728993427that's one slow-ass qte
>>728993427How the fuck do you read those little arms?Boomers and their "analog" obsession are beyond me
>>728993427I'm more of an alarmo guy
>>728993427>Why hello there, young man, would you mind telling me what time it is?>Of course! It's currently 5 past square, 8 past triangle, and exactly X right now
the watch shows 10:08:30 are you niggers genuinely retarded?nevermind the fact it's fucking ugly and useless anyway, you can still read the time just fine
I can't wait to wear my Playstation themed watch while I drive my Playstation themed Nissan Juke
analog watch is literally useless, get with the time uncs
>>728993427big day for consoomers
>>728993427Not gonna buy that, but i'm still probably gonna buy a PS5 next year.
>>728993427NIGGA DEY ALL CHINESE
>>728993427for me, it's the ol' reliable
>>728994587lollmao even
>>728993593It's gonna sit on a shelf forever like in that clip with the Jurassic Park nerd and his collection
>>728994802while wearing your playstation shoes
AH, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME! IT'S NO GAEMZ O'CLOCK
>>728995335Do they do a new pair of sneakers every year?
>>728993746The only cool watches are terrorist watches or ones that cost more than a car.
>>728993427>>728994587>>728994379it's 10:08, you seriously can't read that?
>>728993427And nintendo had that fucking clock. Is this some weird transshipping thing?
Sorry, I don’t need more.
>>728997465what
wtf it was $800 for a miyota movement (nh38 equiv)
>>728997485Lifenoob.
>>728997501Is it purely mechanical or is it mechanical quartz? Because if it's quartz, they can fuck right off with that price.
>>728993427I won't be wearing that Fisher-Price looking watch.
>>728997625it's purely mechanical but the movement is nothing special, a generic seiko basically.
>>728997470> SEARCH wtf does it search for?
>>728993427How about a game that's not a TLOU remaster, you fucks.
>>728997501you're not paying for the movement
>>728993427WHEEL OF THE WORST GOES BRRRRRRRRRRR
>>728997876It changes your city/timezone.
>>728993593nobody, it's for "collecting"
>>728993593it'll probably be worth like $900 in 40 years.
>>728993427MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME
>>728993427you can't even make fun of this shit like snoyggers did with the alarmo because playstation doesn't even have a shred of identity or franchises to make fun of.it's just plain sad.
>>728997501>Sold outIt's so fucking over. How will I be cool now?
>>728993427is this a video game
>>729000873I think the baby blocks are still available.
>>728995159kek glad I'm not the only one who thought this despite it being irrelevant
>>728993593I would wear it ironically
>>728993427It's kind of sad that that Starfield watch looks better. Imagine being out outclasses by a Todd Howard meme watch.
>>728993427oh boy it's almost half past triangle
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