i went to gamestop the other week and all i saw was Alice funkopops and shelves for playstation games which were all empty. what happened to gamestop? where did all the games go?
what games should i get Alice for Christmas?
>>728995430a diamond ring!
would Alice be the cute cashier you'd find in gamestop?
Alice!
>>728995352
>>728995910what did she mean by this?
I love Alice!
you love Alice!
>>728995945
>>728996208a Jewish family!
Alice a Cute
Alice a door able
i wish i had a door for a Alice
i wish my door was Alice
making love with door Alice
she's my angel
I'm going to Alice
a dinner date with Alice
i want alice
Alice! And some other bitch I guess...
>>728996401 Alice IS cute. Like, unfair levels of cute. Makes you want to drop everything, buy a GameStop hoodie, and awkwardly hang around the counter pretending you're still deciding between a used copy of Skyrim and Elden Ring just to hear her say "You need help finding anything?" again.
>>728997296MORTAL COMBAT
>>728997296Whats the context on this?
>>728995352Saw some mf saying that the Epstein Files were just your average BS thread and I'm still laughing about it
>>728997438>thinking zog puppet #5032 would release the filesI shiggy diggybut your notion is correct. just slap an Alice in one of the squares and its spot on
>>728997425A pic from the Epstein photo dump
anyways with the files released, what can we say about Alice?like what if Alice was part of the trip? what if leaf and shub and yog were in on it as well?this could be a whole conspiracy, everyone taking trips to the island just to do heinous acts and atrocities against humanity.they could be speaking in tongue about it, speaking it in a secretive way we can not hope to comprehend.but how could Alice? my Alice would never! she would never take part in the Epstein conspiracy, or the pizzagate one at thatand what if i'm caught with the truth? would they torture me? would they pin me in a table and gradually shove a blade up my anus an impale me vlad style? then drink my blood? I don't want to think of this, this is too much! they could be after me my sen is slipping AAaaaieeee
>>728997438given the context of the game, it doesn't seem far fetched
STOP MESSING WITH THE CAPTCHA IT TOOK ME 12 HOURS TO SOLVE IT AND THE MOON SYMBOL IS INCREASING MY SEEEEN
Alice reviewing mabel's finest winewhat score will she give it?
>>728998108she vomits into the trash can next to her (mabel's precious belongings)
THE FOOL
black and white
I don't give a shit about Alice.
light and darkday and nightmoon and star
>>728998635
>>728998635yet you couldn't resist posting in an Alice thread
>J*an falseflaggersa true Culter devotes his life to Alice
>>728998821Wrong, Alice is a Jian
But what if Alice were a trap?
>>728999140hmmm, not bad... Nooo how terrible that would be!
ALICE!
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>>728999532>Alice when he's schizophrenic, racist, and doesn't shower
i love alice
alice love i
>>729000107can't be a seamonkey, i'm 25cm higher than 150cm
Alice is pretty
how pretty
how serene
how wonderful is she~
i can't begin to describe how beautiful she is
to put it simply, she's indescribably beautiful
and cute
beautiful and cute
Cuteiful.
>>728995352Gamestop stopped being exclusively games and became more of a hobby shop that sells cards, figures, PC accessories, toys etc. many years ago. Games are still their main offering but it's no longer 100% games and more like 60% games with 40% other shit nowadays.
>>729001402>60% gamesthats an overestimate, more like 20% games and 80% junk for human pigs
Alice is so beautiful today, just as she is every day!
at what time would Alice not be pretty?
never, she's pretty no matter what!
i think bs would be better if alice had huge tits and i dont mean mother alice huge i mean so big you can't see her midriff from the front huge
>>729001969but her tits are bigand can be bigger if you consider TCO
Its important to love thy Alice, not by the size of her bust, but the size of her heart.
i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her
i just came from Alice
To each their own Alice
>>728995352Avatarfagging nigger
>>729002723Doe!
>>729002754im posting my Alice not my avatar you double black meganigger.
Dodo university
>>729002956oxford university in 2025
can't be, the dodos aren't brown or have heads shaped like light bulbs
>>729002813That's what avatarfagging is, you attentionwhoring autogynopholiac. You're on par with the tomoko posting tranny
>>729003165nay, this is a thread about Alice.now post Alice or cry like a bitch.
They merged with ThinkGeek and had to dump all the product, but gradually realized they had to pivot because digital sales were going up and people who collect physical games wised up to their shitty trade in practices.They're basically a toy store now, it is very difficult to find a game worth buying in their irl locations anymore
Alices
>>729003375was that why their stocks shot up?
me and my Alice
me and my Alice!
>>729001969Like this big?
>>729004014Oooooh! More!
>Alice
Alice <3
>>729004014like slightly smaller but with a little sag
>>729004035
>>729004670AAAAAIIIIEEEEEeeeee....
Alice would never do that! she'd fracture my pelvis with her hips beforehand.
consider the following:
considered.
considering Alice
Everywhere I go.... she's there....https://youtu.be/odWh0IvtdrM
>>729006101i just saw an Alice outside this week, there's no escaping her.
going to Alice
cooking with Alice!
kiddo... don't you know how to greet a new alice?
>>729006582You're not Alice, You're Sans from undertale™!Your mom's hot
speaking of, post some jabber so i can bang sans's mom next lucid dream.
cute fingernails
cute eyes
cute peeking
cute leaf being murderraped to death behind george floyd
i want to rape leaf now.
>>728999085Alice is for Culter Dei only, moron face.
dodo
words cannot describe how much i love Alice
i love Alice
i love her a lot
a lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot.
i could go on for 1=3^^^^3 gn=3^gn−13 for n>2.but i dont think theres enough hard disk space in the internet to fully explain just how much i love Alice.
my love for Alice exceeds all metaphysical possibilities and boundaries
I
L
O
V
E
A
C
<3
I LOVE ALICE <3!
i love her~
i hope Alice is happy
how can i make Alice happier?
love her unconditionally like a dog
i'm not a dog...
...Alice?
Alice?
Alice
I'm not an Aricon
how should i spend my Christmas with Alice?
she's pretty
so pretty
srsly nothing can hope to match how pretty Alice is.
where is alice?
when is Alice?
how is Alice?
What happens once you've Aliced?
>>729013542your tainted black soul becomes white
>>729013542Alice gives you a personal congratulations and a kiss on the cheek
When's the christmas Dodo ready?
i want to see the night sky
~
>>728995352>where did all the games go?SteamNext question
>>729014483when will more devs see GoG as a viable alternative so i can pir- i mean buy them so i can own my games?
we cling to Alice in times of adversity, we cling to her in times of peace we cling to her in our waking days, just as we cling to her in our dreamswhat is life without her nurturing love? and what is death without her embrace?
>>728995581Anon, diamonds are a scam. They're the opposite of rare.
>>728997438>Saw some mf saying that the Epstein Files were just your average BS thread and I'm still laughing about it
>>729014538>when will more devs see GoG as a viable alternativeWhen GoG starts advertising itself and stops pushing their retarded ass launcher nobody wants. Turning customers away with the launcher is the single greatest mistake GoG ever made because it shows people "hey, we're just like EGS or similar products you hate", it's entirely optional but that's not how it SEEMS to people.
:D
>>729014763>polish wiggers are retarded and fumble everything given to themmore news at 11.
>>729014937Should have stuck with what they stood for: Good old GamesPicking up, patching and selling old games for companies that have either given up on them or even legally abandoned them is something a lot of older gamers want
what is Alice posting?
>>729015056that implies their patches work half the time and you don't need to visit some fringe website for a functioning patch.
>>729015213That's why the focus shift away from it was retarded
>>729015457ITS THE ANTI-MABEL!
hugging Alice
wat doth hugging Alice feel like?
heaven
alice is so cute
she is so very cute
i cant help but remark how cute she is, and she's cute.
>>728995352>clearance sale of my old Gamestop before they closed>inside just funko pops and pokemon cards>one shell with vidyaI was both sad and happy that they closed after seeing that.
where's the Christmas spirit gone? is nobody jolly anymore these days?
too much doom too much gloom too much this too much that.maybe we all need Alice in our hearts.
of course, Alice is the solution to all problems!
clearly we need more Alice, we need her now more than ever before.
A lice
beautiful
FUCKING
LOVE
A lice?
A rice!
I love her no matter what!
200 for Aliceenough Alice for today, time for bedzzz zzz zzz
and death to all fairies through my mighty Shaft!
see you on the Christmas Alice Thread
oppai arisu
>Claim that this is Alice thread>Post TCC
man I want to fuck a bird
Alice is a very weak Alice tbdesu. She has barely any Alice-like qualities. And not just design. Take Alice, for instance, she's got a distinctly Alice-removed design, and yet her Alicenergy is overflowing.Alice is still the best, and Alice the worst, of course.
>>728995430Crusader Kings
>>729004670giwtwm
>>729006582
>>729020941Post more of that carcass so i can get important anatomical details for my correction session in the astral realm.
>>729021514
>>729021591
>>729021591if i pulled those nigger skin patches off would she die?
>>729021710It would be extremely painful
>>729021860she's not a very big womanlet
>>7290219034 U
Is the dodo prepped for Christmas dinner?
>>729022071
>>729018128
>>729022151cute giant chicken
>>729022309>>729022151Ripe for the slaughter
post you're most beautiful Alice
>>728995352Well that's why they call it game stop, I suppose.
outer ones owe me a kiss
>>728995352Why is John E.Y.Edivinecybermancy here
>>729022969his SEN is OK
She killed millions
>>729022409it's not her fault for being so tasty
>>729023056NOT YET YOU FAT FUCK, WE'RE SAVING HER FOR CHRISTMAS EVE
>>729022969
Where did (You) first meet Alice?
>>729023657In a dream
I'm going to Alice.
>>728995352https://avdossow.itch.io/alice-slaughters-wonderland
>>728995352I went to Gamestop for the first time in a long time a week ago to pick up the new Octopath. I didn't see it on the shelf so I asked the girl (no she wasn't Alice) behind the counter if the store had any. She said that they only ordered one copy of the game because only one person pre-ordered the game. That surprised me.Thank you for reading my blog.
>>729027131>Disclaimer: this game does NOT contain sexual contentWhy the fuck not? That's bad game design.
>>729027131Alices shouldn't have such violent breasts.
>>729027131Haglice
kill yourself touhounigger you fake alice lover
>Level 999>100% crit>Max magic stat>Hacked myself 999 outer god black souls>STILL get fucking VIOLETED by a fucking UnicornMagic sucks so much dick
>>729030756Make love not war
>>729030756>pick up on stats capping at 108k>only need 2 buffs to hit magic cap and 100% crit>stack 6 extra turns to use multi hitting magic spellsWorks on my machine
>>72902751213 year olds Alice is peak
>>729030756bro she isn't even the biggest asshole unicorn in the DLC>mindlessly relying on statsdon't be pic related and if you're still struggling check your difficulty
>>729033223>check your difficultyWHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK
>>729033609Same thing happened to me and, without knowing, I did all of DLC 3 at diff 9 all the way up to Grand Googly MooglySpeaking to the 'angel' at the very start of the DLC and asking for her 'blessing' sets the difficulty to 9
>>728997816>context of the gameAlice in Wonderland was some story Lewis Carroll told his child girlfriend whenever he was fucking her to keep her entertained during the ordeal.
I swear to god that Node is the only girl in this game that actually cares about Grim
>>729035252Spoilers you SS (St*am S*condary) Dodowaffen!
also Alice/TCO loves U in her own special way. she's just socially autistic.
This fucking thing has made me shit my pantsI also got scared when she said "BOO"I'm such a pussy man, this whole thing is being dreadful for me.
>>729035990Finally someone gets it
>>729036450There's lot of fun shit in the VN like that.
>>728997438Shalom
>>728995352oh, it's been like this for years. i think digital killed it and then they tried getting more into "nerd culture" with merchandise and tried having game and card tournaments. they did a test run on a few stores, but that's the last i heard of it and that was like 4-5 years ago
>>729035252I think most of the ones that aren't also his daughters genuinely care about him they are just also autistic and/or frightened about becoming obsessed with himReally, Mary Sue and Jabberwock seem like the only two that are genuinely unsalvageable, even the TCO seemed to be somewhat together until he started wearing dresses and having tea parties
>>729037295>the TCO well guess I should kill myself. >>729035990 already said it anyway
>>729037295Mary Sue's just an attention starved brat that got groomed. Still isn't going to stop me from punching her on sight, but she's very fixable, BS1 C was already nearly that and her scenes in BS2 reinforce it. Now Jabber, hoo boy that's a fucked up project to take on, although even she still wanted to be one of your heroines.
>>729035252But does she go on dates with him or strip some sin off his soul ?
>>729037459>l*af>fixablei woke up a second time just to remind you not to ever consider courting that filthy insect!
>>729037993It's the responsibility of adults to correct the behavior of their bratty children
>>729038153and some bratty children are so spoiled that nothing short of tying them to a stone and throwing them into a river would suffice.
>>729038246Sentence her to 10,000 years of public service
>>729037993Wouldn't dream of it.
tell Alice i love her.
>>729037459>she's very fixableBut does she deserve it? Did she even start in such a state? I get that Jabberwock made her worse and that she has mommy issues but you might as well say that Jabberwock simply "has issues"
>>729038246All you have to do is take her on a *real* adventure, one that isn't curated where she isn't immortal
>>729038468It doesn't matter if she deserves being fixed, if she's going to stay like that she will cause problems
>>729038468>But does she deserve it?Depends on how forgiving you are. Given the increasingly heavy Christian influences in the series, I expect forgiveness to be fairly important in the future. For what it's worth, I'm not a particularly forgiving person.>Did she even start in such a state?Signs point to no. Daddy left, mommy never loved her, and she was also pawned off by mommy onto an evil groomer who might literally be satan herself. Her reasoning for drawing in Shub into the garden in BS1 was to show her mom her cool new creation, and she was seriously let down by Shub's reaction. Quite literally, all she wanted in life was for someone to give a shit about her and love her for who she is.>but you might as well say that Jabberwock simply "has issues"That might be the understatement of the century.
A boat beneath a sunny sky,Lingering onward dreamilyIn an evening of July—Children three that nestle near,Eager eye and willing ear,Pleased a simple tale to hear—Long has paled that sunny sky:Echoes fade and memories die.Autumn frosts have slain July.Still she haunts me, phantomwise,Alice moving under skiesNever seen by waking eyes.Children yet, the tale to hear,Eager eye and willing ear,Lovingly shall nestle near.In a Wonderland they lie,Dreaming as the days go by,Dreaming as the summers die:Ever drifting down the stream—Lingering in the golden gleam—Life, what is it but a dream?
>>729037993
Just finished the gameDamn man, Leaf is truly a piece of shit.Also I didn't fucking know that the one who saved you was the queen girl until I read it, I just thought the crawling one actually got a grip already and decided to save you, for now he is the only old god that acts as a yandere schizo in every ocassion, everyone else seems relatively normal at playing human. The thing I still don't know about the lore is none of the old ones are actually dead right? Neither node nor Mabe really died I imagine, and leaf seems to make it out tooAlso I don't know if this series of games is over or the author is going to make more but what Mabel said of the 4 great ones of each element and the garden war was random as fuck, seems like the plot of BS3 to me, and the crawling one is still retarded for GrimVery very good game . Actual masterpiece.I still like Doro from the first game the most.
What is Hans' machine gun?
>>729042262>none of the old ones are actually dead right? Neither node nor Mabe really died I imagine, and leaf seems to make it out tooMost of them create vessels/avatars and I believe it's stated a few times that those can 'die' and the gods themselves are fine. I think Mary Sue is the exception because she had her powers taken by Node/Prickett but she's fine because Ending H didn't involve her so she just walked out of Queensland without any issues.I also like to pretend that, as most of the characters have "fairytales" or souls, they, such as Dorothy, are also theoretically preserved or can be brought back. We're also dealing with gods so anything should be fair game really for coming back.
>>729044676its his dick
>>729042262>none of the old ones are actually dead right?You fight many dead gods in the chaos dungeon, but noone with a soul can fully die, though it obviously seems easier to bring back humans to life and those gods don't seem to be fully alive either. I wouldn't count on EMMM reviving them in future games, although since Mabel is Yog-Sothoth she should exist in the future, but that's more Lovecraft lore than game lore and Mary Sue already showed with Behemoth and Sleeping Princess that her powers are practically on par with Azathoth's, so that trap might've actually been capable of killing a being that exists everywhere all at once.>what Mabel said of the 4 great ones of each element and the garden war was random as fuck, seems like the plot of BS3 to meYeah, it's a setup for either BS3 or the Princesses' game.
