Fine. I did it. I fucking broke down and got Baldur's Gate 3. This shit BETTER be as good as you shit-smeared MONGOLOIDS swear that it is.
>>728996942You fell for a shill psyop
>>728996942if it's not it's completely on you
>>728996942lol retard
>>728996942bear sex
>>728996942Pretty much the 2nd best game to come out in the last 30 years only behind E33
>>728996942I dropped it when my brilliant plan to save the green chick didn't work
>>728997020oof
I'm STILL never going to play Expedition 33 though. Get fucked, faggot scum.
>>728997114your loss. its a great game.
i refuse to play turn based slop not named pokemon
>>728996942>Balldick Gay 3Fucking retard, should have played a good game instead. Have fun being a faggot and getting assraped.
>>728997147Nah, I sincerely doubt that.
>>728997114I just bought e33 out of pure morbid curiosity not knowing anything about it and I’m already 10 hours invested. Might be the funnest turn based game I’ve played it a long while.
>>728997189Advance Wars is based though. You're missing out.
>>728997250/v/oyim niggercattle par excellence
>>728997257>t.cheese-eating surrender monkey
>>728996942Thanks for playing my game, Oh? Yes, I made BG3. Larian did all the coding of course, but the prompts were mine, therefore I made BG3.
>>728996942Hope you like reddit dialogue
It's gay
Mmm, yummy Larian slop
Don't forget, you can't refund it after you've played it for 2.5 hours. Keep an eye on your playtime and if you haven't enjoyed it before the 2.5 hour mark, you can rectify your mistake and get your money back.
>Shills are only UTTERLY SILENT only AFTER I caved in and bought the gameOh I am MAD. The NPC figments of my imagination have tricked me YET AGAIN.Great, just FUCKING GREAT!! I LIVE IN A SIMULATION!
It peaks at OPEN THE BLOODY GATE then falls off hard
>>728996942Worse than Original Sin
>he fell for libtard cia mindcontrol tricksbald gay 3 sold like 1 million copies at most to bunch of trannies and faggots, its shit game. every single westoid game is full of faggots, play stellar blade instead. asians are conservative and docile unlike westoid roasties
>>728996942Make sure to indulge in Gale's magic shows!
>>728996942larian wonned bigly
>>728996942Haha he fell for it, look at the retarded frogposter and laugh!
>buying gog gameFrogposters never beating the retard allegations
>>728996942>slow unc wants to play some turn based poop in 202026bruh at least play some vampire survivors or some good shit
>>728998250>not killing all the OCdonusteel characters instantlyNGMI
>>728996942It's literally one of the best games ever made.You should get E33 afterwards.We're absolutely in a new golden age.
>>728996942I don't think OP bought any game. This thread was made just to bait the larianschizo so he and other anons can have their free theater
>>729000032what a hero
its not, its only good for 1 playthrough playing solely as a good natured errand boy being a cuck doing everyone's laundry like its a single player mmo and you're running down a laundry list of bitch work to do for everyoneany evil choices are bullshit and ruin the entire playthroughthere arent variations or significant meaningful differences between playthroughs, so just enjoy the 1 you are gonna do
>>728997189Me but fallout>>728997257I pirated it and uninstalled after 5 hours. Shit put me to sleep. BG3 same shit, went like 10 hours though before the juxtaposition of wotc's>Hey fellow redditors, this is D&D and we need to make sure you see dice rolls all the time to reaffirm thatwith larian's>lmao every battle is surface liquids, also fuck D&D we can't write for shit so here's monsters that way outclass you, but gimped, hope you enjoygot to me
>>728997114Based
>>729000348wholeheartedly agree about BG3, the "HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS D20 BECAUSE WE'RE TERRIFIED THAT YOU WON'T NOTICE" vibe mixed with the goofy wacky environmental destruction combat that practically insists you don't play it like actual D&D was incongruous and distracting
>>729000656Its like everyone who glazes the game really think the best parts of d&d that they want to see in their vidya are:>wow I love waiting to take my turn>haha diceroll go brrrr>fuck it, I can't concentrate, let's all just end the session today and have our polycule orgyI hate normies so much, /v/ros
>>728996942i got bored and everything about it rubbed me the wrong way
It needs mods to be good. Specifically better aesthetics.
>>729001303>polycule orgyKek is that where swens obsession comes from?
