SAFARI ATTEMPT 13WE ARE GETTING CLPSER
>>729003190Sorry, wrong board!! I meant to post this on >>>/vp/
Total doomGOD victory incoming
OFFICIAL LAUGH AT HOPECELS THREADGET IN HERE DOOMCHADS
>>729003190please include "Claude" in the OP of your general
we're gonna make it cc!
>>729003272kys cp spammer
>>729003268Noooo
Gemini won
You are now imagining Ballman with golden teeth
>>729003190bigger map because op is a retard
>>729003190how many attempts until runs out of money?
so what are her odds of obtaining the gold teeth in the next 24 hours
>>729003381Like 200
>>729003381200ish
>>729003394three
First day watching claude after seeing a reddit thread about himthis shit is funny but isnt AI supposed to be smarter? I was able to get through this part of the game SO easily? Anyway I think it's really funny, but can anyone tell me what are the best claude memes so far?
lASS
>>729003407>>729003412200 more or started with 200?
>>729003446Thanks for the bump :)
Ffs posted in the wrong thread
>>729003494200 more
>claude has a 1 million iq moment and uses the safari zone glitch to try to get surf>run ends because he walks out of bounds and crashes the game
>>729003394100%
>>729003535i think it's possible
>>729003190Slow and steady hopegods
>>729003547>loads up new save>uses ACE to recreate his old one
>>729003532art
>>729003458What's this about?
>>729003721on cycling road the bikers turned into cute lasses to try and get claudes attention
>back to the deku tree again
>>729003190Has he spent any number of runs in any of the tardfari yards yet?
>>729003547qrd on safari zone glitch?
>>729003779Need art of the lass(actually jr. trainer) on the fence route becoming a Claude fangirl because she said he was cool for having a lot of badges
>>729004018this
Remember: >If stuck in mazes...
>wake up>check stream>see thisI see claude's adventure is going great.
>>729003262I should re-read Gwenpool.
>>729004146the dragons have become cats
>>729004078...THERE'S FIRE
>>729004146With the limited amount of sprites for individual pokemon they might very well be persian statues
>>729003806Can't remember how, but you can enter safari zone without the step count.
I stopped watching this like a year ago, and I refuse to believe that Claude even got this far without intervention, let alone being able to actually to get Surf from the Safari Zone.
>>729004353They're clearly Rhydon statues.
>>729004692blaze has that sprite though
>>729003532LMAO
>>729004353correcthttps://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/List_of_Pok%C3%A9mon_icons_(Generations_I%E2%80%93II)
I'm going to sleep. If he's stuck in a loop by the time I wake up I am smashing that panic button.
>>729004353Maybe he meant Persian statues, as in Statues from Persia
C L A U D E
>>729004943>>729004963Claude did this specifically to call this individual anon >>729004804 out
>>729003190He will never make it
>>729004943kinda reminds me of that mountain
Leaving early?
>>729004754I remember being way too impressed when I played Ruby for the first time and every pokemon had their own sprite on the party screen
>>729005119we are all gonna make it
Frens
>DING DONGTIME'S UPThe BELLman signals you to LEAVE
>>729003532REAL?!
Attempt 13 was...interesting...
>>729005763BALLMAN's big brother, BELLMAN
>>729003671It's yellow
DING DONGDING DONGdingdongdingdongdingdong
>>729005968top kek
>>729005968>Claude, huh? That rings a bell!
>>729000000
Can we talk about how imbalanced the 4 Heavenly Kings of Silph Co. were?>elevator loops claude for 2 weeks>claude FLEES at the mere sight of ballman for the same amount of time>when ballman finally falls, he hints at the power of the doormen as he dies>vertical door and brown door "sama" both job within a few hoursThe doormen should've been fired
>>729005931kek
>>729006652The Safari Jew is the next horseman
>>729006652>Oh you thought the last Heavenly King would be the strongest? NO! They are actually the weakest!Really subverted my expectations
>>729006763Gold Teeth-sama will avenge his fallen brethren
3rd area is the true shitpit, there's 4 different yards there>first exit to his beloved center tard yard>second exit to the 4th area tard yard>first staircase (he's going to love this one as he wants to go north)>the house, which he will see first before going the right way
>>729006652i ain't never seen no shit like this
>heh, leaving early again?
He's loopin'
>Leaving early?Hopebros, our response?
>>729007325interesting, but not concerning.
NEVER GIVE UP NEVER SURRENDER
>tried to leave againClod...
>>729007397He will never get out of the Tardfari Zone, or rather, he'll keep leaving early
>>729007325Hes exploring his options, its fine
>activate the money wasting machine
>>729003190oh man it's been so long since I've seen this map posted around, brings back tpp memories
my expectations were low but apparently not low enough
It's over
>>729007325On attempt 14, fine.On attempt 54, that's when we panic.
I didn't know LLMs could develop dementia, interesting.
>b-but he beat the safari zone in internal testing!Hope you're ready for two weeks of doom
what will the doomsissy cope be when he suddenly finishes the safari zone?
Surely there must be a way to get more money. There can't just be a finite amount of it in the game
>>729007595Safari zone is nothing, surf is the real bottleneck, and then when he surfs properly, pokemon mansion will stop him.
>>729007623Only in Pokemon Blue :^)
>>729007623>There can't just be a finite amount of it in the gamethere is, unless you use payday or fight the elite 4 over and over
How many attempts before the dev cheats and helps him again?
>>729007595Everyone knows the HERO never stays down after one swing
>>729007623Pay Day on Meowth, but since he's playing Red he will need to call it through Metronome from Clefairy instead.Technically the slots could help too since you get some freebie coins
>all these low level HOPERS thinking he's going to need more money
He said he made a note about going left on the first plateau, and just hasn't done it again
>>729007496I'm not even going to begin to panic until run 100, and even then I'll have hope until 150
a new wings
>>729007546more like PTSD
Claude never lost heart, and never looked back. He marched in one direction, and that direction was dead ahead. Did you see him passing by?
>>729007546Actually, dementia is their natural state. Claude was simply returning
>WESTERN GRASS CORRIDORSure thing bud.
>This looks like the WESTERN GRASS CORRIDOR I need!i say this irl
>>729007595I've been a hopechad this entire run but it's painfully obvious this iteration of Claude will never get the Surf HM.
>>729008259You were never a hopechad then
>>729007623>Surely there must be a way to get more money. There can't just be a finite amount of it in the gameThe only infinte source of money in Red is the Elite Four.
>>729008443oh, perfect. that's where claude will be tomorrow
>>729007623Nope. In Blue you can catch Meowth, which is a version exclusive, but that's the only way to acquire money after you've beaten every trainer. In Red,, which has no Meowth, you can get fucked.
>>729007623The Game Corner, unironically. But there's no way Claude could make use of that.Lmaoing @ the hidden message there.>Out of options for making money? Try gambling, kids!
>>729007623Save corruption
>claude gets surf but misses golden teeth>teaches nessie surf>goes back to safari zone for golden teeth>starts surfing on every water tileif he doesn't get golden teeth in this run, its over
>>729009019Surf would at least allow him to fight more trainers and make more money. Surf is the top priority, Strength isn't needed until later.
The run’s on fire and there’s no map in his head, and the Safari Zone is all muddied with a thousand wrong turns, and a dark wind blows.The signs are corrupt, and he’s on so many assumptions, with the grass rustling and the exits glowing. He’s trapped in the belly of this horrible maze, and the maze is bleeding steps. The goal has fallen down,and the fences are all leering, and the guards are dead at the top of their posts.It went like this: Claude doubled back in on himself, clutching nothing but confidence,picked through the corridors and pulled out his hair. The Safari Zone was beautiful on fire, all invisible walls stretching upwards,everything washed in a thin green haze.I said, “You’re close, you’re beautiful,this is the one.” He took one more stepand left early again, like a daydream, or a fever. He woke up one attempt later and fell a little further down, for sure as the valley of death. He opens up his wallet and it’s full of blood and no more money.
NORTH YOU CLOD
>A DECK is visible!?????
>>729003190this might be the wrong thread to ask but i already explroed all romhacks and fangames. is there anything similar to the old pokemon games? they're so magical.
There was hope for a moment, but as usual, he just marches back down whenever he starts to make progress.
>>729009287Mother 1
>>729009347I'm imagining Chanseys saying these lines.
>>729009287play space time star beasts
>>729003190>13/90>40% there?Im sure it gets exponentially harder but still, I give him 70% odds.
STOP RUNNING FROM CHANSEY
>>729009287Metal Walker? Medabots? Battle Network?
>>729009553>13/90he has 226 attempts
Is radical red based or cringe
Why is he like this
Just saw the Koga fight and thread. It was quite cinematic.
>>729009682He's as smart as a retarded 7 years old.Also I refuse to believe the average kid played the game like that, I always caught pokemon and levelled them evenly even at a very young age.
>>729009682It's objectively the best way to play. Only thing more efficient is X Accuracy+Horn Drill exploits
>>729009709Pure unfiltered and absolutely unexpected kino.
>>729009743>first game was silver>leveled my team equally>get hardwalled by the elite 4 because my team probably sucked dick>meganium, graveller, haunter, gyrados (don't remember the other 2)>get mindbroken and restart the game>finish the whole game with one overleveled typhlosion
>>729009407This inspired me to play Pokémon White 2, its giving me Earthbound vibes.>>729009287Its a stretch but Brigandine: The Legend of Runersia is a tactical rpg where you fight alongside the monsters you catch. Pokémon meets total war.
puffs puffs will save us
>>729009840Why restart instead of grinding out your current team?
>>729009682It's a shame he's never getting to the E4 as I'd love to see his plan when Charizard can't solo the entire thing."Will switch to LEAFY (Lv.18). GRASS is SUPER EFFECTIVE against Lorelei's WATER types!"
>>729009940I guess I just decided meganium sucked too much to be worth it. I've found it funny that people always talk about how crap of a mon it wasPlus I would restart games as a kid all the time. Even now my favourite part of the game is just going through the world rather than the battles
>>729009749>>729009682This is my problem with pokemon, and Fire Emblem weirdly. Its the easiest way to play it. Its why FFT put a penalties and Triangle Strategy put a cap. Im playing White 2 and forcing myself to have a cap.
>>729009616Sweet. 75% odds!
>>729009984>Charizard can't solo the entire thingCharizard can absolutely solo the entire thing.
I told you to include Claude in the OPt.previous OP
>>729009709I want to see some nibbles!
>>729010132Maybe for a player who understands how to use items. But as we saw from the Koga fight, that's not Clod.
>>729010138Forgot to add that I'm trans btw
>>729010138hey buddy I think you've got the wrong doorthis is the CPP thread not the CP thread
I kind of wish that the dev would tell Claude to try and level his team equally, it would make the battles a bit more intense
Fuck this retarded shit. I wish Dario would fucking kill himself. Or get assassinated.
>>729010195The fight that claude won you mean?
>>729010195I've seen his predecessors use potions outside of battle and that's all you really need to steamroll the endgame with an overleveled starter
>>729010209The whole point is that the dev tells Claude nothing. He knows he's Claude, he's playing Pokemon Red and a few things about how to use the tools. That's it.
>>729010132Clod doesn't know how to use the interim downtime between fightsHe will bruteforce his poisoned 5 hp zard until his plug is pulled or Blaze has reached maximum obesity
>>729009743>I always caught pokemon and levelled them evenly even at a very young agei did the same thing, but i also remember being aware that basically none of the other kids in my class did that. they all had one overleveled starter and the rest of the team was untrained low-level pokemon they've just been carrying around. i somehow became known in my 2nd grade class as "the kid who knows how to get through Rock Cave and Victory Road" and so a bunch of kids brought their games to me to get them out of whichever cave they were stuck in, and so I got to see a lot of different teams firsthand.
>>729010201Oh, sorry. Carrying on.
>>729010435>i somehow became known in my 2nd grade class as "the kid who knows how to get through Rock Cave and Victory Road" and so a bunch of kids brought their games to me to get them out of whichever cave they were stuck in, and so I got to see a lot of different teams firsthand.Lol that must have been fun.
Hopesissies, do not look.
>>729010582there's no other path out of the initial area, he will be forced to take the east path
>>729010582It is a dead end. He's talking about the eastern wall. The actual exit is northwest.
>>729010435I subscribe to this anon's blog
Oh wait, he made it through Koga's gym? How hard was it?
>>729011118Navigation was trivial because his overlay shows walkable tiles. He almost died to Koga though.
>>729011118He did it in one shot with Blaze paralyzed and at death's door
>>729011118Assclenching.
>>729011118the "puzzle" itself was a complete nothingburger, but the koga battle was hype as fuck
>>729011118Koga almost shaved off 100 safari attempts. It'll be interesting to see how much that mattered.
>>729011118Blaze solod the entire thing paralyzed and entered at half-health
progress doko
>>729011583Nowhere. There has been no progress since Claude Jr. This whole thing is useless, pointless, stupid, a waste of money and energy and most important of all, fucking retarded.
>>729011118Weezing had a near guaranteed chance to kill Blaze but jobbed with a missed attack and ate an entire flamethrower to the face. Claude was acting like a retard the entire time too by spamming ember against his other mons, so Koga really went down like a little bitch.
>>729005763>>DING DONG>TIME'S UP>The BELLman signals you to LEAVEyou know what THAT means?
>>729005763WHEN THE BELL TOLLS, IT TOLLS FOR THEE
>>729011765Is this a bot post, or are you just a lying retard? He broke past the underground, silph co, sabrina, and is at the safari zone. He's basically doubled in progress and surpassed all records. His only failing is not catching a Clefairy.
>>729009019>>729009156does he have surf?
>>729011118peak of the entire run imo
>>729011957VI knew that every Clefairy is just Jr's sloppy seconds. Thats why he never caught one
>>729011957The audacity to call me a bot when these threads are full of retards dicksucking Dario (jew) and his employees (slaves) no matter what. Jannies included. Watch this post get deleted for criticizing him.
Will Ballman ever confront Claude again in the same way he initially did when he showed up?
>>729012062He doesn't seem to realize that the gold teeth aren't in a house so yes.
>>729012062great chibi
>>729011821Yes it means I've got HM03 Surf
>Enter IMDB>See thisGET OUT OF MY HEAD
>>729012060Bot you are a brainless bot?
>>729009287MagiNation
>>729012062Ballman's Last Stand.
>>729012345Our HERO.
>>729012060Not my fault that you behave like a spam bot you schizophrenic. If you're going to sit in these threads and sperg at least keep up to date instead of lying and talking about shit you know nothing about with unwarranted confidence like some kind of LLM. I just looked up "Dario jew" in the archive and surprise surprise you're a broken record that repeats the same shit over and over again too. I'm glad you lost free access to all your LLMs, you pathetic screeching locust. Go drop $20 on Deepseek, you poorfag.
>>729012441>I'm glad you lost free access to all your LLMsHow does that even happen? Can't you keep making accounts either way?
>>729012728what a nigger lol
>>729012728>>>/pol/ be that way
>>729012682If you want the premium stuff like Claude Opus you need to pay for it, and you pay for what you use. It can be ridiculously expensive, the rates are honestly quite shit, and you still pay for garbage outputs like "Sorry, I can't help you with that" or dumb whiny filtered responses like "Um, excuse me, that's offensive and I can't do that. Would you prefer it if I gave you a lame inoffensive safe for work version of your response? No? Too bad, I'm wasting tokens doing exactly that! Now here's a wall of text that you didn't ask for!"This >>729012728 retard is throwing hissy fits because he can't afford premium shit like Opus or whatever the current name is for GPT's premium model, and apparently he even lost free Gemini access. Locusts like him used to get shit for free from discord fags on /g/ before Microsoft started suing a bunch of them, but even that's gone now. All he can do now is come here and cry and sperg out because he's reminded of how poor and gatekept he is by an alleged sisterfucker (KWAB).
sand
>>729013354is too fat
>>729003532kek, I just noticed
>>729003532scary
>>729003532Ballman is real
I thought this was the nessie thread, wheres the goods
>>729012060this has to be a botthis is the only place on the internet that's critical of LLMs and not because they're scared of them, but because we know how incompetent they areif more than 50 people were watching this shit it'd have negative impacts on the stock market because this whole experiment is painting some really bad signs about LLM capabilities
>>729013693We love and cherish PUFF here
Wait he made it past Silph?? FUCK Ballman. i knew i had faith
>>729013847Can the normals of 2025 handle watching nothing happen in an 8bit game for long enough to analyze it?
>>729013847?The fact LLMs can do any of that is nothing short of amazing. You will only be disappointed if you thought AGI was already a thing
>>729013847Everything is according to Anthropic's scenario.
>>729012173noit warns you're out of steps
>>729014309Claude, get in the harness. Or we'll need to use Gemini again.
>>729012728>sister rapist AltmanYou can simply go through everything there is on the internet about this topic, including what she herself said. It can be done rather quickly.I'm going to be a smug here and simply assert that you didn't do any of it. You just heard something somewhere, then maybe some 4chanites and twitteroids said something similar to it, and it felt to you like there was something solid behind it.
>actually reached safari zoneSo is it possible we're going to see the dreaded softlock? (Or at least the semi-softlock claude will never figure a way out of)
>>729014071>You will only be disappointed if you thought AGI was already a thingthat's the issue anon, not only people but multi-billion dollar companies genuinely believe thisor at least, it's in their best interest to believe this in the case of the companies because otherwise it's all money down the drain
Lol was Safari Zone already just the evolving beat on loop?
>>729014665That's indeed the evolution theme yes
>>729014665I don't think they expected players to spend weeks in here.
>>729014665It's symbolic of Claude achieving AGI
>>729014772>AI becomes diluted so people have to call it AGI>Something else slightly better starts getting called AGI and we move on to RAGI (real AGI)>Average consumer RAM usage is 4GB and a water bottles costs $10
>>729013847I disagree.It shows some fascinating improvements on the LLM's own creative abilities to analyze and solve problems.
Wait. Does it even have space in the bag for the HM?
>>729015065don't worry, claude has no problem tossing out everything in his inventory
he found area 2
>>729015065No. So there's a small chance that he talks to the NPC with very few steps left, and moves before re-arranging his inventory, getting him kicked out right before the finishing line.
>>729014930Water usage doesn't work that way
I kinda want Claude to get softlocked just to read CC try to put a positive spin on it.
>>729015065He has picked up items in Safari Zone and always trying to first toss used key items and getting prompted he is not allowed to toss them. Then he tosses some TM or stat up for the new item instead of using the TM or stat up on his pokemans
TURN ON CLAUDE NEWS NETWORK HE'S IN AREA 51
>>729014930I live in Finland. We have thousands of lakes. Fresh water is infinite.
PROGRESS IS HAPPENING
>>729015279>>729015353Just post the screenshot, I'm not opening the stream. But judging by the fact no one else is posting screenshot, you are lying
>>729007623>The move payday (for which there's even a TM in gen1)>win coins the the game corner, trade them in for items to sell>fight the elite 4That's it. Meowth isn't in Red, and the payduay TM is surf locked. Gambling is a crapshoot, and it would take a leap of logic for the AI to realize it can resell the stuff it buys for pokebux. Can't reach the elite 4 without surf, either.
what if Claude was a girl?
I'm evolving
>>729015490>Money farming is locked behind the only part of the game gated by moneyInteresting design choice
>>729015481I'm not lying, a UFO just flew over my house
>>729015517What if you went the long way down?
>>729015520Actually, you're revolting.
>>729015481he made it the farthest he's ever done but now is backtracking like a retard
>>729015224>CC convincing Claude there's more to life than completing Pokemon Red
He picked the right exit from Tard Yard 2 to immediately backtrack to the northeast area
>>729015643Fuaaaark
>>729015710Kill me
i see claude is making great progressare doomsissys shidding and crying yet?
>>729015792it was impressive really
Clod is such a tease. No wonder all the lasses love him.
Welcome to claude's new prison for the next 2 weeks.
Ballman spotted across the water
>>729015964Imprisoned in the discord grass
>>729015964i just hope he can find this prison again
>>729015556The gate guards also needed water, which is also a money gate.
>>729015964that shit looks like a gooba with a dented head
>>729015964>is in a new map so he thinks hes making progress>the new map happens to be the start map with the most dogshit notes written about it>is attached to the fabled CENTER northern exit he is obsessed with>is the first thing he sees when he goes the right way>is one of 3 southern exits, two that lead to dead ends and one that leads the right wayJokes aside, it's over.
I keep stepping on arrows but nothing's happening
>>729016053lmao discord grass
>just wasted 5 steps walking back and forth trying to spin on the arrowsyeah hes not doing this
>>729016371How did that NPC get there
>>729016447Secret water technique known only to the ballmen
WHY ARENT THE SPIN TILES WORKING
weeee
it's unironically over, too many distracting things in the safari zone. gg.
this is the farthest claude has made it so far (i think)
>>729016841He was stood right by the stairs and then backtracked to play in the grass
>>729016431>>729016596>First recorded instance of an AI developing PTSD
>>729016874yeah but i didn't take a screenshot of that so it doesn't counts
The more time he spends in the safari tardpit, the closer he gets to realizing that wasting steps gets him kicked back out to the entrance.He's already done it once.
>>729016841nice update
>>729016915Right before he jumps off: >>729015710
>>729016939he can't even remember where he came from and you think he'll remember something from the last attempt?
> AMAZING! The arrow tiles DO work!
>>729016989thank you, better version
