Will they finally kill Leon off in Requiem?
>>729003580start doing this
>>729003580i dont care how funny this bloke's delusions are i'm sick of seeing his ugly fucking face
>>729003580>pickek he looks more like pic than Leon
>>729003580This guy is hilarious
>>729003887desu make millennials insecure is based, way too many of them entertain similar delusions as him
>>729004013I'm 35 and look 25. Fuck you. OP picrel looks 45. He's also ugly as fuck. No amount of hair will hide that forehead.
>>729004008such youthful skipping! this man surely must be 17-19!
>>729003887We dont like new resident evil here.
>>729004236Yeah but if you don't have a big dick your woman will cheat on you.
>>729004236You don't look 25. Who told you that?
>>729003580he looks 67
>>729004236>I'm 35 and look 25.People always think they look younger than they actually are. But to a stranger you look like a 35 y/o unc.
>>729004531It's 8 inches>>729004560A lot of women. I have had people guess my age as low as 20 and never higher than 26
>>729004236>Here's that college kid I was telling you about...
>>729004652>people were being polite to me and i believed themOk.You do realise that people will purposefully low ball your age when they guess, so they don't hurt your feelings, right?
>>729004008which favela is this
>>729004615I actually asked every woman I've been with from the last 2 years to guess my age. About 50 women in total. Not once has anyone ever guessed higher than 26
>>729004236more like 25 to life
>>729004008This kid has a real bounce to his step! I bet he's quite the acrobat
>>729004683LMAO>>729004724Women are actually pretty cruel to other men from what I've experienced. They aren't cruel to me because I'm attractive.
>>729004236>leaving your beard grow on purpose so it can hide your nasolabial foldsnot fooling anyone
I did know 17 year olds who looked like that, tbf.People are rough in post-industrial towns.
>>729004830Okay.You look your age friend. They were being kind to you.
>>729004008He does look significantly younger as soon as he steps out into the sun. Is that because most of his ageing is caused by UV skin damage that shows up more clearly in the absence of sunlight or something like that?
>>729004236Based>>729004560>>729004615>>729004769Zoomoids are malding lamooo
>>729004769That doesn't make sense
>>729004236uhhh
>>729003887He looks like a teenager. A brazilian teenagiero.
>>729004008lol, lost his steam instantly because he's actually old. He almost fooled me
>>729004865Post 10 35 years old that look like him. Also post your age.
This gives me the same vibes as that "Indian Joker" guy. Whatever happened to him? total izzat bankruptcy?
>>729004863My beard actually isn't hiding anything. I have a Godly chin.>>729004865I mean, I didn't post myself expecting you people to agree. I've seen what you look like and I'm a literal God comparatively.
>>729004236you NEED penis
>>729004236Without the beard I think yes you actually would look 20 - 25
>>729004830You might be right, they could be flattering you because they're attracted to you. But they're definitely lying about your age.
>>729004236>grey hairs>"I look 20"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*gasps for air*AAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
>>729004875Tonnes of femcels frequent this place. They wish they could fuck Chad but can't, so instead attempt at tearing down the men they could never attract.
>>729004997PINGAS
>>729004990>I've seen what you look likeYou literally have not, incel.
>>729004997Gay dudes piss me off. Many assume I am gay but I am not and dislike gays. I have OCD and find homosexuals disgusting.
I'm 39 and look in my mid twenties. The secret is being a fucking fatass with a babyface so you'll skip the mature looking phase and immediately transition into looking haggard as fuck when your skin finally gives out.
>>729004863Nasolabial folds are a woman thing.
>>729004236You kinda look like Armenian Corey
>>729005104>I'm 39 and look in my mid twenties
Age is weird. I got carded for alcohol at 33 years old like 2 years ago. I see other people my age and they look 50. Meanwhile I look at pictures and I feel like I didn't change at all in the last 10 years. Maybe it all hits you at 40 and you start melting. I dunno.
>>729005003I grew it on purpose because it's a thick beard and I never grew one before. The beard likely makes me look older. I have not approached or fucked a single woman since I have grown it. Bht the reason for that is because I'm somewhere where there is barely any people and I'll thankfully only be here for another month. Once my court is done I am leaving. NOT SHAVING IT
>>729005175kek
>>729004236You still got it, millennialbro
>>729003580post the other leon pic
I'm 24 and look like I'm 16 or 17. It's awful.
>>729005015NIGGER I DONT HAVE GREYS THATS THE LIGHT
>>729005103What if they are cute and have a nice butt and feminine penis?
>>729003580>looks 17Looks like a 50 yo gay bottom dude.
>>729005175I really hope this guy is trolling holy shit
>>729005175I wish, I have hormone issues too. This guy has more facial hair than I could grow in a month.
>>729005275Thats the cutest cope i've ever heard!Take another photo, prove it's "just the lighting", Greybreard.
>>729005315Have you considered taking testosterone supplements? Straight out of a burly men's penis preferably?
>>729005381Hot
>>729005131I'm German and Irish
>>729005250Thanks brother
>>729005104post belly :3
>>729005381I did at one point but at a certain point it feels nice again to look younger than you are. It was annoying to keep getting carded for everything in your twenties with your peers ridiculing you for it though. I'm also European so no burly men here.
>>729005103women feel the same about you i bet!
>>729005585Getting carded in your 30s is flattering
>>729004871>steps out into the sun>in the absence of sunlight >it's densely cloudy outside and pouring down rain
>>729005637Sometimes since I have muscles. Women have called me "pretty" which kinda pisses me off but I accepted it.
>>729004951
>>729005742>Women have called me "pretty" which kinda pisses me off but I accepted it.Yeah, pretty ugly
>>729005120wrong, see op's guy
>in southern Europe people tell me how I look much younger than my age>in central Europe people tell me I look much older than my age, a guy even assumed I was in my mid 40s>voice lacks so much masculinity that when I wore masks in covid era people called me missHow does that even work?
>>729004236You still got it unc got get them underage pussy
>i-i-its just the lighting...i swear...That's the true litmus test for getting old.
>>729003580lil unc looks 58 at least what is that g*y ahh haircut im rofling in tears i can see his fr*cking norwood lmao
>>729006068Why are you moaning creep?
>>729005235Lol I see
>>729004236>hiding the hairline with a hoodie oh nonononon
>>729003580Unc status: declined
>>729006103sybau L je*t :skull:
>>729004008i feel bad for him, why is he like this? what causes this?
>>729006203Same, that was painful to watch
>>729006203He's rage baiting the utter retards of tiktokif you didn't see through it immediately congrats you're in the same boat as the goycattle using that app.
>>729004236you look zesty as fuck tho, damn
>>729004236You left some cum stains in your beard bro.
>>729005919Sun damage.Closer to the equator, the people had more sun exposure on average than you did, and the inverse was true as you went north.
>>729006284Lol
>>729006203he wants to sext teens
>>729004008I’ve never seen such a young man!
>>729003580>Entire thread about millennials thinking they look younger than they are.>I think I look younger than I am.Fuck.
>>729004008You can't be posting underaged people here creep
>>729003580kys OP>>729004236based chronos defeater vee chadevery reply is insane zoomer cope
>>729003580I used to look 15 at 26, then i got acne and now i look like 60
>>729003887It's not delusions, it's a bit. Also, he's actually 47 not 37, so he did in fact fool you by claiming he's younger than he is.
>>729006186What the fuck is a sybau go back to china
>>729006436Am I this easy to read? But it works and you can consistently get them in bed so…
>>729006527your balding and greying in your early 20s zoomie stop looking so so old and so ugly
>>729006689>he did fool youHe didnt.
>>729006284He's not ragebaiting, he's fucking delusional, he's even selling a skinscare routine
>>729004236>>729004652>"Women tell me I look 20"Not with that salt and pepper beard they don't, pops.
>>729004008i did unironically believe he was a 36 years old (who looks ~40 years old) in this video. so good on him if he's actually 50+
>>729004013You realize that gen z is approaching 30 and the average zoomer is in their 20s? That Gen A is already over (2010-2025) and that starting from 2026 there will be two generations younger than you? The moment gen A is old enough to join internet en masse is the moment you will relentlessly be mocked as out of touch uncs who don't act their age. Think about that the next time you make fun of millennials.
>>729004236This made lots of teencucks seethe, good job.
>>729006921>Think about that the next time you make fun of millennials.Why?
>>729004236you look exactly 35 on the dotno need to be insecure about ittake it from a 40 yo, age is only going to start to hit soon
>>729006921Zoomers and baby boomers are the only out of touch generation I know, Millenials are well aware of modern memes and trends, zoomers don't even know what a file is
>>729004236Im 24 and I've been told I look like 17-18 (even though I have a beard)Sucks to be you I guess since you look 35
>>729006921>you will relentlessly be mocked as out of touch uncs who don't act their ageNothing wrong with that, it's just human nature
>>729007054>even though I have a beardAnd? I had a beard at 14.
>>729006984Because the gen autism kids will learn from your example and will troll the fuck out of you, and you will be very easy to troll because you have aged like absolute shit and still behave like children despite being in your 20s.
>>729007114I was one of the only guy in my classes with a beard, except a turk guy who had a bigger beard I guess she was probably polite but I do look bit young because I don't go outside so I avoid the sunUnfortunately I'm balding a bit on the temple but I manage to hide it for now
>>729003580How come so many millennials look younger than their age? pic related is 32
>>729005046reminder to never go easy on femcel creaturesthey think rejection entitles their ugly ass to "retaliation" because they equal rejection to public humiliation
>>729007238Get on finasteride while you have the chance.
>>729007238Yeee I had a mustache in 7th grade which I was extremely insecure about but one girl my 8th grade year kissed me cause she said it tickled her and she likes it, so after that i was like >wow I’m a fucking man..,,And from there that mustache turned into a beard by my sophomore year. Shit was cash, I got a lot of pussy in highschool
>>729007321lower testosterone levels + seed oil based diet + excess estrogen from birth control leaking into water supply
>>729006203Ragebait is the only guaranteed way to get engagement and it’s clearly working
>that 30+ millenial who really got gassed up to believe they “totally look 24” stillYeeeeeeaaaaaah lmao
>>729007321pic rel has slavic genes btw
>>729004008I'm 36 and look younger than this dude, I think I’m going to make it bros…
>>729007502It's actually just lack of stress + significantly less smoking and drinking than previous generations. The ones that tanned, drunk and smoke a lot aged like shit.
I'm 32 and the supermarket ladies still ask me for ID
>>729004008he looks 47
Isn't is scary being 70+ years old and knowing you have very little time left?What if you were like 90, still functioning but knowing you could die any day.I am scared of this, I would try to hype myself up into not being a pussy and facing death like a real man from Old Testament bible, but I'd be scared
>>729008158it'll be alright, so long as you have family
>>729007870Yup. It's also why you can see zoomer roasties who look like they're pushing 40 when they're not even 25.
>>729008158In my experience with old people, their existence sucks so much that they welcome death at some point
>>729008158I have a casket with my name on it ready for when I turn 50.
>>729008045yeah i bet you look like your meme irl
>>729004008he looks almost 50
>>729004008Maybe if he used face filters
>>729008264>like your memethat IS me, fucker
why are zoomers so obsessed about aging?
>>729007870>>729008212Only American young generations smoke less, Euro teens still smoke.
>>729008158would
>>729008312because they look worse then us millennials
>>729008312zoomers have absolutely no future so they're pretty stressed about accomplishing anything before the age of 20
>>729008207True, a family/community would help a lot, but I'm going to be entirely alone (I don't have money to afford wife/kids and never will, my family will all be dead or not know me)There's no such thing as "community" in modern western capitalist shithole world>>729008229That's only after you get sick and become tired of that shit though and would rather just die.Hating life is definitely one way to deal with it.
>>729008312I don't know but they act like turning 22 is a death sentence
Should I try to be emotionless so wrinkles won't appear on my face?
>>729004008>>729004236>retards don't understand obvious joke
>>729008312social media mindrape
>>729008381>so they're pretty stressed about accomplishing anything before the age of 20You mean 30. The youngest zoomers are 16 and the oldest ones are 28-30. Most of gen z are over 20.
LolLmao evenHe will be like Big Boss at his 60s
>>72900859130 is millennial
>>729008312aging is bad. aging = dyingKeep in mind most singers, actors and athletes start training in childhoodIf you're 16, it's already over
>>729005274are you me
>>729008591>Most of gen z are over 20I was exaggerating on purpose, zoom zooms inherited a hostile, hopeless world and the pressure of time is scrambling their brains
MOOOOOOODS
>>729008312>No economic future>No geo-politically stable future>No stable climate in the futureI wonder why the Zoomers are stressed over getting old.
JANNY GET DOWN
>>729008381>>729008591It's understandable, the bitterest people they've crossed paths with in their lives were probably 30+ nobodies or has-beens. Anyone would want to prevent becoming that, too.
>>729006771>he's even selling a skinscare routineCongrats, you're dumb
>>729004236Now show the hairline.
>>729007215Good, that sounds based as fuck.Why are yoy pretending like this is a bad thing?
>>729008327Perhaps, but I don't see it at all. None of the young people seem to smoke at all. Maybe some 20 year olds vape, but even that is rare. I think the main reason is probably how expensive it is and also that it's significantly more difficult to buy cigs if you're underage. In our day cashiers just didn't give a fuck so long as you don't look like a ten year old. Now they always ask for ID if there's even a tiny bit of doubt about your age. The price of cigs went up like 5x in the last 15 years. You'd have to spend your daily allowance on a single pack. It's simply not worth it anymore.
I have a friend who looked like he was in his late 20s / early 30s when I met him at university and we were both 18.Now we're both 43 and he looks 30, pretty much exactly the same at he looked at university. It's uncanny. Our friend group now jokes about carrying a wooden stake around when we meet him.
Technologies to not age I've been investigating- Fisetin- Quercetin- AKG- Glycine- CoQ10- Full B-complex vitamins- Full multivitamin in general with good formula- EPA/DHA- Avoiding sunlight- Avoiding inflammatory foods especially red meat, dairy, and refined sugars- Avoiding stress- Eating fresh fruit like grapes/berries/oranges and green vegetables- Not doing excessive exercise/weight-lifting; low energy usage- Calorie restriction in general, going long periods between eating
>>729009071just get in the goy pod at this point
>>729003580
>>729004236go back to sleep unc
>>729009071your tretinoin bro?
>>729008947Father Time devours us all, there is no escaping
What's wrong with looking your age?
>>729009235not me I plan to live forever
>>729009336You will die trying
>>729009235what if I drop out of the race?
>>729009021You act cocky now but wait till you hit 30. Your hair will start go gray, your hairline will recede and thin out, you'll get wrinkles and crows feet, your knees and back will ache for no reason. The realization that you're old as fuck and your life is basically over will hit you like a truck. On top of that, kids will mock you for being an old fuck, and it will get to you because you'll know it's true. It will be even worse for zoomers because most of them will still be virgins at 30, won't have a family, no house, no career, no savings, saddled with huge amount of student debt that they'll never be able to pay off.
>>729009336ok Arthas
>>729008312They're starting to reach their 30s and realizing "zoomers" aren't the young group anymore
>>729009071it's 50% genetics, nigga
>>729007321he's literally balding
>>729006984>>729009021
>>72901016795% genetics, actually
>>72900423650 YEARS TO GRYFFINDOR
>>729010398NOOOOOO DON'T DO ME LIKE THIS
>>729010185>no answerK
>>729009148who's this young fella
>>729004008He looks like 50 year old trying to be 5
>>729006921ok unc
>>729009646>there is no escapingYou get devoured no matter what you do
>>729004008>Where's Everyone Going? Bingo?
Tom Cruise was 34 in Mission Impossible. Mogs the fuck out of zoomtards. Compare him to Fuentes who is 27, lol. Or movie stars like Tom Holland and Chamalet. HAHAHA.
>>729004008He thinks he is Aron Carter lmao.
>>729004236You should worry more about your Steve Buscemi eyes than thinking about looking young
>>729010528>I've never seen such a young man!
>>729003580>17doesn't even look like a 24yo, webm related
I turned 40 in February.
>>729011073zest status?
>>729007338I've been Norwood 1.5/2 for around 3-4 years now, it started during my apprenticeship because I was stressed a bit I guess, it's still the same now>>729007362I've always been the hairiest guy in the class, actually gorilla-tier leg since ive been like 12-13
>>729011107You look like it. Nice hair, tho. Did you always have good hairline or did HRT improve it?
>>729011107u look like you play WoW or FF14
>>729010971Yeah, Thomas and Bratt aged gracefully. Bratt was 40 in Troy.
>>729010528honestly, I love his signature little backwards kick
>>729011073He'd be hotter without the dumb freckles filter
>>729011214Hair that fall from stress regrow iirc
>>729008158I think by 70+, your body has slowed down and you've done everything you want really, so while it's scary to die, it's the appropriate time for it. Nothing much to do but accept it. Just hope you go out painlessly, is all.
>>729011107Chris energy
>>729011107My sister had a doll that looked like u haha lmao :D
He kinda looks like a white version of that Malaysian goblin from twitter
>>729011513Well it's been the same and haven't regrown sinceI consider myself lucky since at my age my dad and brother were already Norwood 5, could've been worse tbdesu
>>729004236>see honey? people on 4chan think i still look 35!
>>729004236>they hated him because he spoke the truth
>>729008158Fucking would
I look my age when I don't shave (28) but when I shave I get confused for early 20s still which is cool maybe? Not sure. I'm too lazy to shave anyway. Though I guess I'm too lazy to leave the house as well so its not like anyone sees my face regardless. Oh well I'm gonna go try Bannerlord now.
>>729003580>>729004008How Vinny Vinesauce (40) sees himself.
>>729004008life is strawberry
>>729004236>hiding hair line
>>729007321decline in usage of tobacco and leaded gasoline
>>729003580How come the Balkans is the only based place left in Europe? Even other parts of Eastern Europe are getting cuckified.
>>729011107You look like a cabbage patch kid
>>729013487your a projecting baldy more likely
this is a 19 year old
>>>/r9k/ thread
>>729006203Not any worse than being on 4chan.
>>729004615im 30 and everyone always says I look 20. on dates I say I'm 25
>>729007321better widespead understanding of what healthy habits are
>>729011073...Lads, I think the Romans were onto something.
>>729004236>Blurry selfie cam to hide the wrinkles
Leon is the sexiest video game man ever.
>>729009235You understand, mechanical hands, are the ruler of everything.
>>729004236you look like the nametag you wear at work says "Grug"
>>729003580Why did they choose a 7/10 for the face of Leon?
>>729008540Hes seething at replies its not a joke.
>>729004008>tfw still look really young but also uglyits a weird tradeoff
>>729005192At some places it's just policy to check ID.
>>729005192Carding doesnt mean you look young its just the wagie being forced to do his job. My grandpa gets carded occasionally and hes using a cane to walk.
>>729004236looks like you used skin smoothing filters
>>729006707Yes, but kids dont know shit lmaoKeep the old ways alive!
>>729010971>look this hollywood actor looks youngTom Cruise is kept young through infusions of child blood in the dungeons of the scientology church, same as most of hollywood. Why do you think everyone in hollywood started aging rapidly after the epstien capture and covid happened disrupting the supply chain.
>>729015773because all the old stars keep getting older and no one really follows the younger crowd, thank god.
I plan to find a Gen A wife in the next 5 years. How do young women today feel about late 30s uncs?
>>729004008I know south Americans are tired, but damn he looks so tired.
>>729016115>younger people arent following hollyjew anymoreThats a good thing.
>>729004236Could be in your twenties I guess.
>>729016117unc needs young and ripe pussy
>>729004652Why is every /v/irgin hung like a retard
>>729016117Depends on how rich you are cuh
>>729007321Partly because they don't look like what you expect old people to look like (like old people looked like when you grew up) fashion-wise
>>729003580>Will they finally kill Leon off in Requiem?Don't knowDon't careGrace Sexo
>>729005120Everyone has them retard.
>>729014040Ugly and fat is such a nasty combo
>>729016117unless you knew her as she grew up she'll just think and call you a creepy pedo. She'd probably do the same in your early 20s. Theyve been brainwashed hard.
>>729004236
>>729016351Unfortunately we live in a retarded gynocracy, so I have to settle for an aging 18 year old with half her eggs already gone.>>729016467Maybe this trend will pass? Who even started it? Jealous, coping zoomers? Young women always dated much older guys and had little interest in guys their age. Almost every girl in my high school dated 25-35 year old dudes, and no one had a problem with it.
>>729004008Must be what they call delayed development, or whatever. Motherfuckers need to start acting their age and let the past go. The past belongs to the past, not the present. Some old fucker acting like a teenager is just plain old wrong and serioudly disturbing..
>>729004236Lol, okay bro, whatever you say..
>>729004767They're just being polite, don't believe their filthy disgusting lies.
>>729004008>Here's that kid I was telling you about
>>729004236lmao no you look old retard
>>729004236>dead eyed bearded old faggot with gray hairs >yea I'm totally 25 bros
>>729005175holy fuckunabashedly and unironically fucking based
>>729005671they always say "You'll appreciate it when you're older!!"
>>729006921Every gen does that, it was the same 15 years ago with millennials and gen x. Difference that it wasn't some dumb forced xitter meme
>>729008158>knowing you have very little time left?I think you just get used to it the older you get
>>729016957I would certainly appreciate it now but it ain't happening. I even pull the ID out and ask if they need it, but they say it's not necessary...
>>729004008He looks 60
>>729008158I wouldn't worry about it so much, anon. I'm pretty sure that death is not the end, but even if it is, it won't be your problem anymore lol
>>729004236True. They didn’t like this Chad anon for looking 25 because they look way uglier and older.
>>729004008Elaborate Mechagamezilla bit
>>729005242I know right!
>>729004236>all the ugly niggers saying Unclol Lmao
>>729016395Based
I look like this
>>729004236>80% of replies are one samefag (probably the same poster who uploaded the original pic) constantly going "l-lol look at all these seething replies!!!" Kek. If this isn't a display of extreme insecurity idk what is.
I'm gonna turn 30 next yearrate, don't hate
>>729017992Gadzooks!
>>729017493FIX KAZUYA NIGGA
>>729017992same its so over
>>729004236i'm 32 and look like i'm in my late 50si'm going ot be dead soon
>>729017809Every anon who posts a selfie unprompted is usually extremely autistic, no idea why
>>729011107>how old are you?>idk somewhere between 4 and 40>wth send pic>the pic:
absolutely howling at op image
>>729006284i don't think brazillians have any concept of ragebait
>>729008158What worries me isn't knowing that I'll be dead in 30 years or so, but knowing that my youth is mostly gone at this point and I wasn't able to have the experiences that I should have had in my youth, but I'm no longer able to. Part of it was out of my control which makes me angry and resentful, and part of it was my own fault which makes me sad and regretful.Death will be sad, but it will also a relief
>>729015473Nah that wasn't the case. She wasn't carding anyone else. She also did an audible blink when she checked my age and I felt like she was about to say I had a fake ID lmao. I think she was also my age probably which is why she acted that way. She also looked like shit.
>>729017992This looks exactly like me at 27
>>729003580>4000 year old female model who looks 12games for this?
>>729017809>insecurityugly brown femcel spotted
>>729018697All things end, good or bad.
>>729004871he's just short and thin, so from far away he looks like a teenager
>>729019037/v/ posters are too brown of a majority to show their real selfies, this is true
>>729004013He is GEN X though
>>729005192That's nothing. I'm a 37 year ago old insomniac and I look 27 when I've been sleeping well and 47 when I don't.
>>729008312>only zoomers obsessed with agingMotherfucker why do you think shit like plastic surgery has been popular for decades?
I'm 36 and looks every bit of it from all the grey hairs I got since covid.
I don’t want to live past 35
>>729019617shouldnt have taken the vax
>>729019640why
>>729019689I didn't get vaxxed but I've had financial anxiety ever since due to constant reorgs, changes in management, etc.
>34>look the same as I did when I was 25>look at pictures of myself at 25>i looked 40
>>729019617I'm 33. I started going grey at 18, but at least I still have hair I guess. As I get older those greys only become more justified.
>>729019037/v/ is the lowest IQ board what the fuck did you expect
>>729005015i started getting grey hairs when i was 19
>>729004236Even in that shitty lighting with hoodie up to hide hairline you don't pass for younger than 30
>>729017493Is that a giant mole or jewelry?
>>729016361because they would never lie on the internet.
>>729004008>>729010528>start skippingkek
>>729003580MRS OBAMA HE'S GETTING YOUNGER, GET DOWN!
>next month turning 28>2 more years before reaching 30bros.....
>>729008158shes right
>keep buying co op games on steam hoping that I will get a gf soon and play them with her>tfw I'm 34>tfw last time I had a gf was 5 years agoshould I just play them?
What's your anti-aging routine /v/?Mine is :>sunscreen daily>tretinoin and hydraulic acid applied every night>moisturiser applied every night>15% calorie restriction
>>729020205I'm 42. 30 to 34 is fine if you look after yourself, eat healthy, go to the gym. It's when you get to 40 that skin gets a bit more hard, wrinkles, nasolabial folds deeper. You've still got 6 years to not be a loser then it's over.
>>729020393>moisturiserThis is the biggest one. That and not drinking. Those alone will slow aging down a ton.
It could be worse. At least we aren't virgins.
>>729020393is it true that the sun absolutely fucks you up?
>>729020494my own clone!
>>729020393is daily sunscreen really necessary if i rarely leave the house except for work?
Why didnt they just make león injects some virus to keep being young like jill?
>>729003580He should be in ww2 movies
>"I'm 3X years old but everybody thinks I look like I'm 20!"Every time it's a guy who looks like he is in his 30s with sagging skin/wrinkles and hairline recession. You look your age unc, getting carded doesn't mean the bartender thinks you look under 21.
>>729006771>ragebait retards>get huge engagement>sell snake oil to retards that really fell for it>retards continue to seethe and you are getting engagement Brilliant.
>>729020393Chicken hearts every day
>>729020494>At least we aren't virgins.Y-yeah same haha....
The secret to youth is to always date 12 years below your own age so you absorb their DNA (don't try this until 30 or you'll get arrested)
>>729011107the power of estrogen
>>729008207>age 36>mom and dad died 2 years ago>sisters and big bro are married with kids>I have left with no hopes of getting thatIt's over. I am trying to get used to the fact that I'll never hold my own kid.
>>729008540Jokes are unfunny dogshit now?
>>729021339Get an Asian, being single is a choice.
>>729021458Don't do this. The bitch will never put out but once and only use you to anchor her leech family across the ocean.
>>729006689He looks like he's in his 50's
>>729021645If that happened to you it's probably that you need to work on yourself first. Asians are horny most of the time if they like you but obviously they won't like you if you dress like shit are overweight and don't groom yourself
>>729022036It happens to many suckers that think mail order brides means mail order love. It doesn't exist.
>>729022036>just be hotterWow thx
>>729005175king
>>729003580God, I hope not.
>>729004008he acts like a jeet
>>729004236You look old and beat to shit like a burnt out loser line cook, dawg.Actual 25 yo zoomer for reference that doesn’t drink nor smoke
>>729021271Taking notes.Always... date.... 12-year-olds...Got it, thanks man.
>>729020413Men look better with age
No because Resident Evil doesn't kill off cool characters except Wesker
>>729004871Probably it's the camera being shit and the sunlight overblowing the details, it helps too that he's farther away too, and the video being compressed for the 20th time already.
>>729022329Man zoomers do age like shit, welcome to middle age at your 20s, retard.
>>729022329>looks 40Oof why do zoomies age like shit?
>>729022329Hairline is already giving up
>>729004615I'm 28 and I look like I'm 40, specially with my hair being whiter than dark brown already.I've had white hair since I was around 14 or 15yo, and finished primary school with a moustache.
I never understood why "old" people always had to make so much noise when getting up or bending down, but now that I'm mid thirties I get it. I'm not there yet but I can feel getting there.I do home workouts and stretching a couple times a week but still you notice when getting on your knees for example how you have to be slower and more deliberate. Oh brother 10 more years and I'll be grunting when getting out of bed.
>>729022648>>729022625>>729022654Ok boomer.
>>729022329you look like almost 40
Is it true that alcohol and smoking ruins you?
>>729022815Yes
>>729008158mom, you're embarrassing me.
>>729022625>>729022648>>729022763NTA but how old is a 25 yr old supposed to look? like a highschooler still?
>>729022486Seriously this as long as you maintain good physical fitness so your face doesn't get fat.
>>729004236sure unc, let's see the hairline
>>729004871this post caused me a stroke. you are an idiot.
>>729022815I still believe genetics are number one reason why people look and feel like shit at any given age, followed by your diet and exercise and only then smoking and alcohol.
>>729022897
>shitty crapcom game coming out>just used as an excuse to post unfunny FOTM garbage memesYep
>>729022897>>729022751>25 year old male model who looks 17 (40)
>>729022815This. I don't drink or smoke yet my younger brother does. He's 5 years younger than me yet looks aged 15 years older.
>>729022986Stress and anxiety as well, it bleeds through into how you look if you're always stressed about money, work, women, life in general and not getting enough sleep. Mindset is who you are, you need 9 hours sleep and to just blindly trust that everything will be fine. It's the art of the cope.
>>729008158It's so fucking scary even normies wake up from the matrixhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_3vxoJDD9k
Zoomers age like shit because their entire life has been shit whereas millennials at least had a good childhood. I feel bad for them.
>>729022897Like someone who doesn't abuse food and alcohol.
>>729014040based brit pop sensation enjoyer
>>729019782Genuinely me. What's making me want to ack myself more though is the fact I'm a 35 year old virgin and even if I were somehow to have a total makeover and become average 5/10 instead of the 3/10 I am now it'd be too late. I missed out on youth and any young love. The best I can get is 40+ year old women for my first time. I can't go back in time and live my youth again and actually try get friends, go to parties, get my first kiss, experience life before the work grind.
>>729023280Just fuck a 20 year old pornstar.
>>729023192>zoomermaxxing = doing drugs>all of themgrim
>>729023356I don't want to pay for it, my ego is already at a low point. I actually invested and saved 3 million so I'm rich but don't want to show it because I want genuine love and not for my money. :(
>>729023192>It's realHoly fuck
>>729023150This kind of thing doesn’t work for me. Having time doesn’t matter because I can’t become what I want
>>729011869Is that the Elon Musk simp? Fuck, he's hideous.
>>729010874Lost
>>729023452literally who?
>>729023449If you've got that much money there's no reason not to invest heavily into how you look. Bryan Johnson is a millionaire YouTuber who made reverse ageing and bio hacking his job
>>729023810He has less glow and more wrinkles/crows feet. Looks way older on the right unless this is supposed to be reverse
>>729023192>Zoomers age like shit>posts a homeless druggie to prove his point
>>729023810>Body dysmorphia the person is supposed to be a convincing argument
>>729023810he looked human before. now he looks like an Engineer from Prometheus
You will die on day and as you travel to that final destination you will age.You can accept this and live your life, get bogged, or cope.
>>729023881He's 47 and he has started getting cosmetic stuff done because of the amount of pressure people are putting on him to appear way younger when his channel started out on genuine scientific longevity (diet, exercise things like that)
>>729024078Holy shit this cope hahahahahaha
>>729023150>>729023636The only thing I want that I can't have is pussy, offspring, community/tribe, and daily access to good natural environments.These would just cost too much money for me in this gay capitalist world, so I just NEET in my bedroom and spend 90% of my life on a computer.
>>729003580Is this the daily "Why did they choose a 7/10 for the face of Leon?" thread?
>>729023810It looks like a vegan transformation
>>729024135I think he looks about 45 but it's also clear he's a very healthy 47 and will probably live long
>>729004236Hey man. I'm 31 and I look older than you so don't let the Zoomer shitheads get you down.
>>729003580Nobody likes Chris, everyone likes Leoncope with it, josh you utter cuck
>>729008312They are separated and isolated from older generations
>>729024157is it over for me bros?
>>729008158>that shirtNo, its fucking not lmao. Older women have x5 times the standards of young women. I can take a 20yo girl for sushi and weed and get a good pussy slam out of it, meanwhile a 35+ whore is not going anywhere unless you have a car and are doing well financially. All older roasties deserve to die alone.
>>729024193I think he got fat injected into his face since then because he dieted down to too low of a bodyfat percentage and everybody said he looked shit
>>729024157>picalmost certainly made by an incel for engagement bait
>>729024157since 5'8 is considered short on 4chan, I win!
>>729024329>not a bingoYou made it anon keep doing what you're doing.
>>729006284thisbut /v/ermin constantly fall for even the shittiest baits, so honestly it's no surprise
>>729024567Anon 5'8" is considered short everywhere outside like asia.
>>729022625he looks fine. Having full facial hair makes you look older.
>>729004008>36 years old>he was a fucking kid
>>729024135>>729024078>>729023881>>729023810Bryan Johnson is legit, he's 48yo here.He spends a lot of money doing tests and provides the world with FREE data and the exact stuff he takes.He has good biomarkers for aging backing up what he does, but that doesn't necessarily mean your face and skin start looking like you're 20 again, which he got self-conscious about and started injecting cheek fat and shit, but no plastic surgery/BOGGED stuff.
>>729024667>Having full facial hair makes you look older.Younger*
>>729010170Most men start balding before 30. It's just not noticeable until your 40's
>>729024694This is the best you can hope for, he looks his age but it's a very good 48 that would have retarded zoomer bitches calling him daddy
>>729024652On paper, sure. In reality, at least where I live, I'm pretty average, or just tall enough for girls to notice I'm not a prop.
>>729024329>uses social media>religious gave me the ick
>>729006203>>729006284Tiktok is an extremely spiteful and insecure place.
>>729024567>Red flags for men>It's literally doing anything besides watching Netflix slopWomen are a waste of time.
>>729024885Just accept your status manlet.
Aging is weirdI am 28 and up until 2 years ago I looked like I could still be in college, but now I look like I am 35
>>729024694this gives off "look at me, I'm a big boy now" vibes
>>729024157What do I get?
>>729025243s curve
>>729007321It's mental, zoomers in early twenties looking like late thirties, zoomers in late thirties looking early twenties, i think most of it is physiological
I pray for biological immortality every single day
>>729025243It happens in cycles, your next cycle starts somewhere between 35 and 41
>>729004008I mean to be fair, look at this third world slophole he lives inhe probably does look like whatever 17 year olds look like there
>>729004236You look 30, I know because I'm 28 and I constantly get mistaken for a teenager
>>729007321Tobacco use and sun damage are age markers. Also doesn't help that pic related was what a 20-something looked like in the 90's.
>>729004008>>729003580I'm torn between cringing and vomiting.
>I get mistaken for a teenager I'm so young looking!Why do you fags lie and gaslight yourselves like this?
Stress fucks you up.
>>729024694I honestly don't get it, the guy looks easily like he's in his early 60s already. Fucking Kojima is 62 years old and he looks much younger than Bryan and all he does is watch western movies and eat fast food.
>>729025786Yeah I was fine until Covid stressed me the fuck out at work, then my hair started falling out like crazy
>>729025115you're brown so you're worse than a prop. you're an obstacle
>>729025892Same except my hair looks exactly the same and even kept it's color, but my beard is completely grey now.
>this shit has almost 500 replies >actual video game discussions barely gets 20 replies I HATE THIS PLACE
>tfw 31>tfw the host of a Halloween party I went to asked if I was over 21 before giving me some vodka
>>729025806Kojima looks old as fuck now but looked better 15 years ago
>>729025243I looked 21 from 15 up until 30 and still had 18yo college students (I live literally next door to a large university) flirt with me and eye-fuck me. Then in literally a span of 6 months I had them suddenly call me "sir" or thinking I was one of the teachers.Worst is I can't even pinpoint exactly what is different in my looks, but they can.
>>729026021He doesn't look like a 62 year old man. But he's also cheating cause he's Asian.
>>729025243You get hit with the WALL truck around 28-32.
>>729024694Youthful appearance is due to cells replacing themselves faster.Cells replacing themselves eventually have errors. Errors where the cell doesn't function properly but still replicates itself are called cancer. Cancer is caused by anything which causes cells to be damaged so that they are replaced, like small irritants in your lungs that are there constantly causing damage. They don't 'create' cancer, cancer is just the inevitable outcome of cell replacement.Slowing aging causes cancer.
>TFW last month when I went out with my wife to the local zoo one of the caretakers assumed I was her fatherShe's been making fun of that for weeks now and even told my parents at thanksgiving.
>>729026289She's not going to be laughing when the wall comes for her.
>>7290264291998 was a long a time ago man
>>729026550Lotsa genX and elder mils would give up... a lot for that not to be true
>>729024567Some of these are exactly what women want. A guy with every single one of these will beat a guy without 'lots of free time' every time.
>>729025113Actually watching the netflix implies you have free time. You're supposed to pay for the subscriptionslop but never actually use it.
>>729024567Most of this is just bait from chuds right? Women don't actually give a shit about virginity and documentary watching lmao
>>729026550The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time..... Home...
>>729017992>>729018229fellow 1996 niggas? I told myself for the longest time that I would hang myself when I turned 30. Now I'm thinking about pushing that back another 10 years.
>>729027160you look 12 years old
>>729026127It is because his hair game is on point.If he was bald he would look like a random Chinese grandpa
>>729027160dunno, would have to take a closer look
>>729027160>bentI'm so sorry bro
>>729003580>Millennial writing>And they still think they look 17Embarrassing. You guys need to grow up and face reality. Yall are old.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCpR4ODSE6sHow many 30+ bros here have a job and routine like this? How often do you just stare in the mirror and begin feeling like you're losing your soul?
>>729008312social media brainwash
>>729025786Aging is 30% genetics, 20% lifestyle choices and 50% stress.
>>729027160based fellow downwardcurvebro
>>729027375>51 years>Muhleenirino Dumb fucking zoomshit.
>>729027160IS THAT A FORESKINAHHHHH MY AMERICAN EYES WHERE IS THE ACID DIPPED MANGLED SCAR TISSUE AIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>729027642I'm cut you retard I was circumcised
Why are all of you motherfuckers always the same age as me.When I was in early 20s, everyone here was in early 20s. Now that I'm in my early 30s, all of you are in your 30s too.
>>729023373Gotta make up for that reduction in nicotine and alcohol consumption.
this guy is so full of shit, he looks like he's pushing 70
>>729027728I think people in a certain age range just tend to stick to the same site they grew up with. Zoomers will be using Tiktok & Twitter for example, onions millenials and gen x use Reddit, mentally ill but edgy Millenials and Gen X use 4chan
>>729027375
>>729027701the dr left a lot of foreskin, youre lucky
>>729027892I really don't understand why you eurocucks and latinx are so obsessed over having an extra piece of skin hanging around your cock I really can't wrap my head around it.Yeah we're circumcised so what, quit being a bitch
>>729028105i said i was american in my post are you retarded?
>>729028105It's not a matter of what's left, it's a matter of even cutting a kid's dick in the first placeNo matter how you twist it, it's fucked up
>>729028105>really can't wrap my head around itDuh, foreskin is the one going around the head
>>729028239two things can be true at the same time
Speaking of nasolabial folds. I got it pretty bad on one side because I stretched it out during childhood due to improper posture when at computer (supporting head via hand on the cheek, you get what I mean) and that shit sticks compared to my other cheek. Any idea on how to fix that?
>>7290272261996 here, I got dreams to accomplish, don't care about my age, I'm going for it and also I've realized family is the most important thing. Need to pay back my folks.
>>729028105Jewish controlled marker
>>729028283Sorry but unc is 35, way way too old to change that. You're middle age at that point, you ain't good looking to young women and success won't give you love. Time for you to date fat older women or live a single life unc
Amazing that this off topic nonsense is not deleted
>Just turned 37>everybody thinks I'm in my late 20sGranted, I never go anywhere or socialize, so I can't use this in any meaningful way, but I still feel proud of it.
>>729028352filler injections and laser resurfacing, your skin loses elasticity over time there's not much you can do other than fake cosmetic fixes
>>729025786>took part in the deadliest war the Earth has ever seen>drafted by the country with most casualties>captured by the country that was committing genocideno amount of stress zoomers are going through compare to what unc went through.
>>729028389circumcision is the only surgery in the world that is performed as a preventative measure, before any diagnosis of disease, deformity, or disorderyour foreskin is the only part of your body that is allowed to be amputated without your consentbut only when you're a baby, when you're an adult then it becomes illegal to take that part away from you without consentpretty cool huh?
>>729028387blud you look your age. they're being nice
>>729028389this, I got it cause my parents didn't circ me.
>>729028352who gives a shitare you a woman? why do you care so much about a wrinkle? everyone in this thread seems to have the most feminine spirits out there. everyones gonna have wrinkles in 10-20 years.
>>729004236i'm 25 with a beard like that and people guess that i'm early-mid 30s until i shaveyou do not look 25
>>729028625>if you care about beauty, you must be a womanWhat is this troon psyop
>>729028572Maybe, but they didn't know how old I was beforehand and seemed genuinely surprised when I told them my real age.
>>729028810bruh every millennial thinks this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVFlBWTFf_o35+ bros...
>>729028389why don't we slice out babies' appendix and tonsils at the same timecut off their pinky toes so they can't get stubbed too while we're at it
>>729028495Well, shit, but at least I know I can ignore the cheap solutions.>>729028625Because I'm a virgin yet all women in my age seem to be overweight single mothers who most probably are looking for a sucker and I simply can't feel attracted to them.
>>729028625ice pack, deep pore cleanser, almond body scrub and on the face exfoliating gel scrub. Then facial mask. Then finally a protective moisturizing lotion.
>>729011073faggot>>729011123faggot>>729011319faggot>>729014396faggot
>>729028743if you're crying about one wrinkle on your face you are weak as fuck and you're ngmi. you have actual mental illness if you're concerned about this stuff as a man. if you dont have actual tumors growing out of your face making your flesh sag into a cancerous sack and you want to get cosmetic surgery on your face you have body dysmorphia and YOU are coping if you think otherwise.
>>729022329With strong eyebrows comes big responsibility. Step it up
>>729028860Which doesn't mean it is or isn't true, just that it's a common attitude. I think millennial on average are aging better and more consistently than boomers, who either look 40 at 25 or remain effeminate twinks forever.
>>729024157shit, only 4 short... I gotta work harder if I want to get a gf!
>>729029185>Which doesn't mean it is or isn't true, just that it's a common attitude. I think millennial on average are aging better and more consistently than boomers,so embarassing this is full on cope
>>729029185Smoking was banned in bars and nightclubs, can't afford to drink as much, more emphasis on going to the gym and drinking green tea in pop culture. Zoomers are going one step further because of all the estrogen exposure
I'm 31 but since 17 I looked 31
>>729029051One wrinkle that ages me like 5-10 years. That's quite big deal if you're looking for a gf.
>>729029443This. By the time you're in your 30s it's often too late to date young, you will be judged by looking too old extremely fast. Reality is men don't age well, neither do women, and you're at peak attractiveness in your 20s physically speaking. Money and image helps but nothing beats physical attractive.
>>729010528>Opening scene>Pretends to be nonchalantly having a conversation, like he's at a cocktail bar>He's clearly holding the phone in a favela shackKek
>>72900423647 years old, still a fuckin kid.
>>729027884kys negroid
>>729024157Why do foids hate android phones so much?
>>729014396Zoomer boys dress and look like this and expect to be taken seriously as a man when they crashout over iHop pancakes or losing their zinny, he looks ready to suck and blow a room of 40+ year old cocks for free.
>>729025042This. You think /v/ is bad with the spite? TikTok is nothing but angry kids and mid 20s adults crying about how people could dare to disagree with them.
