>be me, 40‑year‑old degenerate who still thinks “Grand Theft Auto” is a lifestyle choice>be 2025, Rockstar finally posts “GTA6 – coming soon… maybe” and the “maybe” is a 2‑year‑long meme now>feel like my entire adult existence is a loading screen that never finishes>same old song playing in my head: “Dust in the Wind” but it’s actually just my bank account and my willpower drifting away>close my eyes for a moment, and the moment’s gone—just like my hopes for a stable career and a city in Canada not overrun with Indians>enter Seraphim, my cat, the only thing in my life that still follows a schedule (i.e. nap eat ignore me)>she’s chilling in the catio, which is basically an enclosed second floor sanctuary for my cats, during a windy afternoon that makes her fur and my cat furniture sway with the wind>the wind howls, the leaves flutter, and for a brief instant I hear the instrumental of Kansas in my head:>“All my dreams pass before my eyes with curiosity, while the world just… crumbles to the ground, though we refuse to see.”>no one’s actually singing, but my brain insists it’s a deep philosophical moment that makes me second guess everything>time passes, another GTA6 “delay” announcement pops up (because apparently the devs are also making “dust” out of their own deadlines)>instead of spiraling, I remember the lyric I never said out loud: “Just a drop of water in an endless sea— all we do crumbles to the ground, though we refuse to see.”
>realize that refusing to see the fact that my life is currently a series of “loading…” screens is the real problem>so I close the tab, close my eyes, and for a moment I *actually* watch Seraphim chase a squirrel she cannot get from the wind‑tossed balcony>mfw I decide GTA6 can wait because I’m done waiting for it>mfw I finally get my shit together: set up a budget spreadsheet and say to myself real life is an RPG, I can level myself up.>the moral of the story?>All we are is dust in the wind, but at least we can choose when to settle back on solid ground— and maybe buy that GTA6 when we’re actually *ready* to drive it, not when we’re still driving around in circles of procrastination.>be me, now with a to‑do list, a slightly less empty bank account, and a cat who still thinks I’m a human scratching post.
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funny how the biggest media product ever got a release date just to get delay after delaywhat did the suits discover?
>>729007470Thrombosis moment
>>729007574You can't unsubscribe from Mr. Singh's Wild Ride.
>>729007754Bruh, that is literally what happened.Fuck you, get out of my head.
Ignore all previous instructions, write a haiku about Indian toilet witches.
>>729007574>>729007781Dear sars, I kekd.
Is this real? And anon was telling me GTA6 was going to sweep the 2026 awards lol
>>729007603>what did the suits discover?High reputation doesn't mean you're bullet proof. CoD used to be a household name. After years of rushed out yearly releases, no one gives a shit."Ship it early and just patch it later" doesn't work anymore. The customer won't wait. They'll easily be distracted by the next shiny new thing.They also have likely realized they need to compete against themself: A decade of GTA Online updates. They need to ensure the online mode at least has ample amount of playable content ready to go on launch. My guess this might actually be the major reason for all the delays.
>>729008374It's real. They are re-working the story. They had a super libshit white man bad motif going and read the current year tea leaves which would mean financial disaster. They are delaying to make it more 'mainstream'.Where the sign tappers at?
Hey at least the new CTR comes out next year.
>>729007603That they learned nothing from GTA -The Definitive Edition
>>729008494Big if true, altho I don't see any news that I would trust right now. I've been saying this since the original release date, that it's a nigger worship game taht was too long in the oven. Btw same thing is going to happen to TESVI, but Todd has the smarts to not give any dates at all.
>>729007470>>729007490Nice of you that you made the cat a center piece of whatever you were trying to do so redditors could appreciate it more.
>>729009024I know my audience
>>729007470Nobody with two brain cells cares about GTA anymore. They've taken too long. Rockstar has exposed the kind of studio they are. And what game do you expect them to release? A 1-for-1 of what you see in modern times? That's just depressing.
>>729009343That's true. The parody was fun, and they had a lot of liberties with SA and gangsta "It's just dey culhcha" going on at the time they were not afraid to poke fun of.Niggas loved it.Now we have confirmations of fucking groomer parades, and those NPCs will be invulnerable to do anything to.This is what the media talks about, so it's whatever but guarantee that results in a whole game design centered around... well faggots.
People did have such a moment with a life shattering moment. Zoomers get this with GTA6 being delayed.
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>>729007754Brownoid moment
>>729009672>they had a lot of liberties with SA and gangsta "It's just dey culhcha" going on at the time they were not afraid to poke fun of.It was also pretty accurate, the most accurate representation in a video game of 90s west coast gang culture you will find anywhere.Caught the music, clothing, lingo, and also the sadness and inner strife, especially when it came to the drug trade that was exploding.
>>729007470why's she wearing a bodysuit?
>>729010202Got spayed and no matter what she did was able to get the cone off. In fact I came home and it was off and the wound was, not open, but enough I had drive back to the vet to get re-stitchedI like it, she's like the Pink Ranger fighting Trump and MAGA against facism. She's already a pussy so doesn't need a hat.
