Do you really plan to spend Christmas playing videogames? Shouldn't you have a gf to spend time with instead, anon?
>>729010870 Yeah, I do. It's cold, the lights are on, I’ve got eggnog and a backlog longer than Santa’s naughty list. Not everyone needs a girlfriend breathing down their neck during boss fights. Christmas is about doing what you love-so yeah, I’m gonna hit NG+ and eat cookies like a king. Cry harder.
I will spend my Christmas playing games with my gf hehe
>>729010870no but I'll have a cousin to play fighting games with like I do most years, which is all somebody like me could ask for.
>>729010870I would have a gf if I could go to any woman and say "I have a 7 inches dick" but then I would be arrested for rape or some stupid shit so I would rather stay single. Maybe I should wear a t-shirt with "I have a 7 inches dick" on it but I still think this is not a good idea