Name them
>>729012848Idk the one where you date furry hitler.Germans don't really make games besides those disgusting Gothic and Risen "RPGs".
>>729012848that one cute and funny VN
>>729012848That one visual novel, you know the one.
>>729013110The one with the furry devil thing?
Do germans really play job simulators after coming home from a hard day's work?
>>729012848AnnoGothicAnnoSettlersAnnoCrisisOh yeah and Anno of course
>>729013189no, those are actually swiss
Art of Balance Fast FusionDesperados 3Shadow Gambit
>>729012848
>>729014019/thread
>>729012848Meme country.>gamesNo, drova sucks, so does the country. Have fun getting rapped by Russia and sell everything you have to the USA and China and do feed your rapefugee, thanks!
>>729013189Unironically yes. I had a friend who worked as a farmer and when he came home he played farming simulator in the evening. He even recreated his own home village in this game.
>>729012848Out of the Park Baseball 2007
>>729013197You forgot Anno
>>729014019>Antwort ist KadseWhat? What does that mean?
>>729014890Kadse = Katze = Cat
GothicGothic 2Gothic 2: Night of the RavenRisen
>>729015053The answer is cat? Is that one of these german memes?
>>729015234Germany is furry central.Germans can't contain their lust when they see a cat.
>>729012848Shadow Tactics
>>729015234It's an ancient meme from the lol random cheezburgerz internet days.
>>729014019This one absolutely assblasts the resident discord fags and trannies, it's amazing.
>>729015287>>729015663Cheers.
Albion Online. The best sandbox MMORPG in the world.
>>729012848Iron HarvestSpellforce 3Spellforce: Conquest of EoThe DwarvesWolves on the WestwindElex 1&2
Isnt Dawn of War 4 made by a german studio?
enshrouded i guess
GothicGothic 2Unteralterbach
How many anons have actually played Unteralterbach, and how many just bring it up because of its reputation?
>>729012848Arktwend, Nehrim, Enderal
Too bad drova sucks ass, but atleast it wasnt as bad as the sacred 2 shitmake
>>729013197Crysis is Turkish
>>729016460I played it, i was surprised by the music, also fuck that shitty fritzel basement. Fun fact you can fuck all the hags too, some of them are really freaky too.
>>729016631they're all bad endings
>>729012848Battle BrothersSynthetik
>>729016503based
>>729013197Speaking off Anno how is the last one, the roman one? I still fucking hate the ubisoft launcher but I might use it again if it's good
>>729016602>developed in coburg, germany>looking at the city coat of armsMaybe you have a point
>>729016680Raping your sister is another one.
>>729012848I'm still amazed that the guys who made my favrioute point and click adventure are now making Dawn of War 4I hope it's good I heard so many mixed things about Iron Harvest
>>729016460It has been sitting on my drive for over 10 years. I never got in the mood to start playing it. VNs are just not my thing. Someday I will though.
>>729016460I started playing it once, but I don't like VNs and so I dropped it
Sacred 1&2Spellforce Conquest of Eo (Austria is Germany)
>>729017324>tfw the german friend i used to play this with fell out with me>haven't logged in for a year or so nowsadgewas fun while it lasted though
>>729012848Biing 1Biing 2Wet the Sexy EmpireWet AttackLula 3DBitch Train - Führer's FötzchenRogue Squadron
Did you know that wolves and bears are extinct in germuttny because all the medieval germonkey fags raped them all to death?Boars only barely escaped this fate.
Vampires Dawn, Vampires Dawn 2Unterwegs in Düsterburg
I like Monster Sanctuary
Gothic 2
>>729012848the only game they have is anno
>>729016743Christians were getting blacked back in the medieval days.
why is japan a hundred times better (literally) at creating games compared to germany, when both countries are known to be strict autist-oriented societies?
>>729018372>Vampires Dawnbased
>>729016460Played through it, got the bad ending because I went for the milfs and then I restarted. Got to the final boss and found out I was stuck in a auto lose scenario as well.
>>729018372>unterwegs in duisburg
>>729012980Sacred
>>729018769even if you go the correct route, the last battle requires perfection
>>729012848Daedalic getting put on the chopping block after Gollum was the funniest shit>>729018728there really isn't a point to develop games in germany. the cost of living and prohibitively high taxes make game dev or founding an indie studio simply not viable. They also hate art, so you have to constantly live in fear of getting shut down by the government.
>>729018981>They also hate artit's such a shame, considering that they created some of the most beautiful of it
>>729012848Blitzkrieg
>>729012848CrossCodeSignalisSpec Ops The Line>>729012980That's just one studio.Yes, they've just been remaking Gothic for the past 30 years
>>729012980Well they closed down since Scifi Gothic 2 was pretty shit
>>729012848None. They haven't made anything in years.
>>729013189Yes and its usually the simulator relating to what they work with. My german friend is a city planner and he doesnt play anything but Cities Skylines.
>>729019436they were shut downthe gothic demaster with the tranny looking sex slaves is made by some spanish studio
>>729019462Germans were based back then
>>729012848Aquanox 1 and 2Gothic 1 and 2
>>729019691Shame what happened to Radon Labs.
>>729018728Japan got some first mover advantages, almost by pure happenstance, which paid off big time. Firstly, Japan birthed Tezuka. You might ask what he has to do with games, but games are "comics-adjacent" if you will. Something that many people were prone to look down upon and dismiss as childish shit. Tezuka paved the way for supposedly childish entertainment to gain mainstream acceptance in Japan. Not to forget that manga storytelling conventions and aesthetics would go on to influence Japanese games heavily. Similar breeds of people work on both. Germany never had her own Tezuka, never developed a strong comic culture, and Germans retained a far more snobbish attitude towards childish entertainment as they could rest on the laurels of classic German literature and music.Secondly, Japan made early inroads into consumer electronics whereas Germany kept her economic focus squarely on traditional powerhouses such as car manufacturing and heavy industries. Thus in Japan you get an environment where people are more open minded about creating works of childish low culture and where people are also experimenting with electronic toys - and in the meantime all the autists in Germany kept getting hired by boring companies like Siemens and Porsche and most creatives would rather write novels and maybe direct some movies than to dip their toes into trashy low culture.By the time it dawned on businessmen and creatives in Germany that video games are set to be the major entertainment industry of the future, it was too late. The centers of the industry had already been established elsewhere and Germany has no hope of ever catching up.
>>729012848Dongennslappenn
I enjoyed these more than Warcraft 3
>>729021780The cover art doesn't look like it would be legal in Germany
>>729021975Germany was always fine with slutty women in vidya, especially around that time. Gothic had naked femle character who were only censored in NA as far as I know
>>729021975Why?
>>729018728Lutheran work ethic. Hard honest work is like a prayer to God. Idleness is a sin. So video games are sinful.
>>729022306Deutschland*In has turned into a hyper feminist shithole, sad to say. Feminist dogma has been quite literally enshrined in the constitution, under "conservative" leadership no less, and new feminist changes to the legal code are being introduced every day. The German bureaucracy really isn't far behind the American left when it comes to the idea of "anything that a straight man might enjoy = bad."
>>729023181the brd bureaucracy was engineered by america to keep germany down. I hope you krauts are able to shrug off the yoke some day.
>>729021780spellforce is really underrated
>>729023181You're talking out of your ass. Germany never had a problem with nudity or slutty outfits.
>>729023181a lot of the time people say conservative when they mean classical liberal>of course i believe the government should cut checks to single mothers, it's just good conservatism!
>>729012848Lula 3D
>>729023752>>729023181Back in antiquity, while romans always wore clothing, germans were often naked with war paint.This is presumably so they can sodomize animals easier because they don't have to take off their pants first.
>>729012980Crysis
gothic
>>729023992You're thinking of specific tribes of Gauls and GalatiansThe latter inhabited the area of what is now Turkey, so it makes sense that you associate them with goat fucking.
>>729012848Witcher
>>729023752The times they are a-changin'Nudity in advertising is well on its way to get outlawed altogether due to pressure groups like Pinkstinks. A big boobed witch on a vidya cover would be heavily frowned upon these days, no German publisher with a reputation to lose would do it.
The Settlers
>>729018728You need tech AND art to make games. Germany's need for ordung stifles the art side, and you need electronics. Germany stayed more into heavy engineering.
>>729013603no swiss make those for german>>729018728>are known forbecause german cliches are dead, none of them are true anymore.The state tries to force some classical culture which means music and theatre watched by mainly boomers.>>729021975germany is/was more sensible about violence. The playboy game was rated 16+ or something
>>729012848The simulator where you go to work and a Black Bvll stretches your wife's pussy for you.
https://linktr.ee/ggbavariaThey have a gaming convention in bavaria and this is one of the games they had there
>>729012848Sven Bomwollen
>>729023842this is true but germany is trying to ban its conservative party so classical liberal is what passes for conservative there
>>729026308that's a nice game
>>729016460Me. I'm not a big VN guy but I played this and Katawa Shoujo because they are required for being on 4chan.
>>729026308Landwirtschaftssimulator ist Chefsache
>>729021975This is an official art from Ballerburg, another German game of old days. The game is also full of suggestive humor.
>>729027060i miss ballerburg, i got it back in the day from a cd in the computerbild spiele. good times
>No one's mentioned the Edna and Harvey games yet>Not even the Deponia series
>>729027657because pnc died a long long long time ago
>>729027720They're still great games.
>>729027779true i have the edna bricht aus collectors edition somewhere
Supraland is kino
>>729027837Lucky you. I'd love to have that. I don't know why, but even if the Deponia games are, in my opinion, superior in terms of gameplay, I still look back more fondly on the Edna and Harvey games.
>>729027029>scheisse, ich kündige
>>729026308>tranny conventionnot interested
>>729028349>speakerWhat why anglizismen
>>729028043For me its the music even years later i still remember nadel und faden and where am i blues
>>729028349It was an indoors (innen) event.
>>729028349Germany is furry convention center.They have all year round furry conventions in each of their main city, aswell as hundreds of normal furry conventions per year everywhere, including in small villages and the countryside where nobody lives.This is because everyne in germany is a furfag, even old people, rural people and hermits.
>>729028349>innenI wonder if we ever manage to get rid of this cancer
>>729028556i've never seen one of these but i don't doubt berlin is full of furfaggots at least, that city is full of mentally ill homos after all
>>729028556The pagan legacy of Germanic tribes lives on
>ywn tell German Josuke his hair is shit
>>729028764As a non-native speaker, I had no idea this was some lgbt bullshit and took it as another quirk of the language.
>>729028767Luckily I am american so I don't have to deal with this.But I once went on a 4 week vacation to germany because I like nazis and Adolf Hitler, which was a big mistake. There were people just casually wearing fursuits everywhere and multiple furry art store and fursuit tailor businesses. You can't go 5 steps without encountering a furfag.
>>729028961That's because it's pushed by state media, ~80% of Germans reject this artificial bs but leftoids still push it on everyone
>>729028764>>729029136I remember a time when this type of newspeak was mostly restricted to far-left publications on college campuses and Green party leaflets. Now it's been adopted across the board by almost all the major city administrations as well as major corporations. It's never going away. Cthulhu always swims left.
>>729029136So I can use the word Freunde to refer to a group of girl friends instead of Freundinnen? Because I thought Freunde was for male only or mixed groups.
>>729029272>Trying to learn the pajeet language
/v/ Trying to Talk About Just Videogames Challenge, Difficulty Level: Impossible
>>729012848Rancehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqyL7UN-A4Q
>>729029320>Says the american, eating a Taco with Salsa, seating in his Patio after a long walk in the Plaza and before taking a Siesta.Anyways, Adios Amigo. Good luck with the Trump Embargo.
>>729029270Södolf banned it in Bavaria and a few others followed suit so maybe we can still get rid of it
>>729029272you can unless you want to specify that they're all girls. kind of like "friends" and "girl friends" really
>>729017012I've tempered my expectations. dawn of war 3 was rancid shit. I have iron harvest and its kinda meh, a clunkier company of heroes. dawn of war 2 was the best one
>>729029136>~80% of Germans reject this artificial bs but leftoids still push it on everyoneYou will literally not find a single person IRL who even gives a shit let alone associates it anything far left. You are fucking retarded.
>>729029272You could, yes. Depending on the context it could be somewhat unusual to do so in everyday speech, since the -innen declension exists precisely for the purpose of specifying when a group of people is all female.
>>729019436>CrossCodeSeconding CrossCodeit is painfully german at times though
>>729029815that's not true. if you asked pedestrians, 10% would basedface and tell you all about how important this is, 10% would pop a blood vessel and scream how it's the Greens fault and 80% are going to call you an asshole and keep walking.
>>729028976furry is aryan
>>729029815You unironically live in a lefty hugbox bubble if you believe this
