Any games set during the Bronze Age?
Mmmm, bare feet
King of Dragon PassSix Ages: Ride Like The WindThey're both fantasy settings, but heavily bronze age styled
>>729013594Was just about to mention those.Aside from that maybe Toyal War Pharaoh but that is basically it.
>>729013204Corruption of Champions 2
>>729013204No, but during the Stone Age
>>729013530imagine the calluses they had back then from working on their bare feet all day
>>729014950nothing my teeth cant fix
>>729013204Tyranny
>>729013594>King of Dragon Pass mentionedman, thanks anon. That's good shit, thanks for the reminder./tg/'s group play of KoDP was good shit, Loricon was the funniest advisor.My GF plays a city builder/management sim called Dawn of Man that goes stone age to iron age, it's not perfect but it's entertaining enough.
>>729013204Lol pure kike delusion. Do you know how cold it is in europe? Bitches would have been able to wear that kind of clothing for maybe a month or two during the height of the summer..
>>729013204RuneQuest
>>729017170They're burial clothes.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egtved_Girl>Her distinctive outfit, which caused a sensation when it was unearthed in the 1920s, is the best-preserved example of a style now known to be common in northern Europe during the Bronze Age.And it's warm enough even in Northern Europe to wear clothes like that for many months each year.
>>729013530Circumsize chinks
>>729017170you are a retarded kike
>>729017170Thinking about it now, Bronze Age battles must have been kino seeing swarths of armies glistening red under the Levantine/Middle Eastern/Anatolian sun and desert.
>>729013204When you get away from dramatized/propagandized pop history and just look at the more mundane realities of the past, the more you realize people haven't changed at all. It's kind of comforting to me.
>>729013204Age of Empires
>>729018685I realised that when I read about the graffiti in Pompeii.
>>729013204>ywn have a Bronze Age gfIt's not fair bros...
>>729017170Except that those were the clothes archeologists found inside that Egtved girl's tomb
>>729017620nigga really said circumcise with a z, lmao.
>>729017170it's fucking december and I still see girls with ripped jeans and tummy pokeand some brit tourist walked by my house in shortst. west europe>>729013594i think i have this on gog but it's a genre I don't really know anything aboutread raving reviews about it but you never know what's nostalgia and what isn'talso fucking kek at this captcha
Was it really a better time?
>>729020239When you contract illness now, you can generally survive it in about 2 weeks of controllable and endurable symptoms.When you contract illness in the Bronze Age, you generally drop dead from it in about two weeks of uncontrollable worst-possible symptoms.
>>729013204>>729019210>>729019343>Womb shieldI like it
>>729020239They had no vidyogames, so no
>>729020474The immune system is strong, most diseases won't do jackshit to you unless you have aids or something.
>>729020598most diseases killed you dead or crippled you for life until very recently.
>>729020812Humanity would have been dead several times over if that were actually true. Only a few diseases are dangerous enough to be a threat on their own.
>>729013204Troy Total War, the early epochs of games like Age of Empires, Empire Earth, Rise of Nations etc., Rise and Fall Civilizations at War, Pharao, Summerians and Predynastic Egypt + Egypt: Old Kingdom as city sims, I think there is also a total conversion mode for bronze age civs for Crusader 3. You have bronze age ruins to explore for all kind of goodies in both AC Odyssey and Origins although the bulk of the games do not take place in the bronze age but those "levels"/locations are very authentic and well made visually vise.
>>729021012Some people simply contracted disease and survived them to develop immunity... except for the ones where reinfection is possible, or the pathogen becomes a colonizer and can randomly fuck you up again years later
>>729020812This is simply not true you retard, they have been treating illness's successfully since the very beginnings of Ancient Egypt
>>729020474Modern people have worse immune systems than those living in the bronze age.>not enough sunlight>not enough consumption of internal organs>not enough filth in life to build up immunityIt's urbanized societies where immune systems went to shit and disease was rife.
>>729020239you know the chad that gets all the girls today? he would just have killed you and took your gf if you ever had one
>>729021012we surived by having 6 kids more for each that died
>>729013530I'm vegan, by the way.
>>729013204>>729019343It warms my heart that hotties in miniskirts are a timeless phenomenon.
>>729020239Yeah. I wish we could go back to taking a shit on our drinking water and dying of septicemia.
>>729013204It is, actually, a very underutilized setting. As a /his/fag, it's very rare to get a game set in the Classical Era let alone in the Bronze Age. 95%+ of games with historical settings are either Renaissance or Medieval, and the ones that ARE Bronze Age-themed are set in Egypt 9 times out of 10.
>>729017170ancient Mycenaean women went topless iirc
>>729020812yeah thank fauci we dont die from the common cold like our retarded ape ancestors that evolved from rocks (who came from Africa by the way)
>>729020474While we have way better options today for medical intervention it wasn't like people back then were unable to do anything.Hell we have archeological evidence of working cranial surgery during the neolithic, which people survived.
>>729017170Europe used to be warmer, actually. Before the Little Ice Age, it was warm enough in ENGLAND to grow grapes and there were trees in Greenland.
>>729021012When was the last time you or anyone you know got hospitalized? We can rawdog 99.99% of diseases and injuries, you don't even have to wash open wounds necessarily and you'll be perfectly fine
>>729022604meant for >>729020474
>>729020239It depends on when. There are quite a few mass graves archeologists have dug up dating to the Upper Neolithic to the Bronze Age. It seems that there were huge, continents-wide internecine wars going on just as the Cradle of Civilization was calming down. Loads of mass graves with signs of cannibalism have been discovered on every continent except for Australia and Antarctica, the only continents without modern humans on them.If you went back then, you could end up in one of the peaceful times, or you could get cannibalized by the neighboring villagers while they rape your wife and daughter and snap your son's neck in front of you.
>>729022361MinoanAnd they're famous for wearing dresses that still showed their tits, not simply being topless
>>729022073>>729020812Diseases weren't that much of a danger, generally, throughout history if you made it past your early childhood. Most people built up tolerance to diseases by contracting them and living through them. If you made it to your 10th birthday, chances were good you would see your 60th, and a sizeable portion would see birthday #70 or 80. There were periods of plague where a new disease worked its way through the population killing even the adults, but, in general, it was kids getting kneecapped by the flu or chicken pox rather than contracting some incurable, horrific disease. The Black Plague, Plague of Justinian, and etc were outliers, not the norm, and the majority of the time, those who died from diseases were men on campaign who lived very miserable lives, weakened by exhaustion and malnutrition.As it turns out, apothecaries actually knew what they were doing, and a lot of the medicine we use today is derived from chemicals found in the very same plants apothecaries used to treat the sick. Loads of plants naturally have analgesic, antipyretic, and other compounds in them that can help treat diseases, though not as effective as the stuff we can synthesize these days. Oregano oil, for example, is still used to kill ticks, and oregano has been used medicinally (and culinarily) for thousands of years, especially around Italy.
>>729022021>>729022496Uhh...no. Stop talking shit retards. During those times you could literally die from a fucking tooth infection. Stop romanticizing living in filth.
>>729022537It's warm enough to grow grapes in England now.
>>729023559And the solution then was the same as the modern one, you tie a string around it and slam a door.
>>729023559You can still die from a tooth infection, dingus.
>>729023896>you tie a string around it and slam a door>A string in Bronze age>A door in Bronze ageThey were having troubles making axes, leather clothes and basic knifes anon.
>>729024030Maybe in a third world shithole. Or the USA.
>>729013204>no nuragic gameI suffer>AI slop threadI suffer greatly
>>729023307>made for a queen's bastard BVLL cock
>>729024171>a STRING and a fucking DOOR>beyond bronze age techare you listening to yourself?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P73REgj-3UE
>>729023559Peoples' immune systems were so robust they could and would eat raw eggs minutes after the chicken laid them.
>>729024562>A fucking Bear Grylls-tier larper doing some silly staged shitAnd?
>>729024621The interior of an egg is sterile, you can do that right now as long as you wash the outside so nothing on the shell touches the innards.
>>729013204do we really need more of this tr*ns shit?? like fucking seriously? not everything has to be polecule this queer that fuck this shit, if we're living in the future why is the future so fucking gay?
>>729024621No, they weren't you retards. This is why infant mortality was like 60% until the 1800's.
>>729024798You're the one claiming the people building ziggurats and pyramids couldn't figure out doors and string.
>>729019210>>729013204Still remember all the feminists on twitter complaining about how unrealistic these portrayals of Bronze Age women were (perfect teeth, well groomed, clean, fit...)
>>729023895 So basically we’re looping back to Roman times when they were growing wine grapes in Britain. Climate’s just doing donuts now. Expect woolly mammoths to pop up in Siberia any day now.
>>729017170Do you even move your body? If you're wearing a lot of layers it gets uncomfortable very fast
>>729025162Why is coffee in the pic? I thought coffee is good for you?
>>729025660Big Coffee wants it to be good so it is
>>729025660Maybe due to people drinking Starbucks style coffe? Dunno why else it should be there.
>>729025660coffee is very good for you
>>729024924infants are not the same as adults
>>729022537>Little Ice AgeI FREEZE IN STEREO
>>729020474The continued existence of the Indian subcontinent disagrees with this theory.
>>729013530fpbp
