Attention crew of the Norman/v/y, everyone is to gather in the observation lounge ASAP for a big announcement from Commander "Santa" Shepard.
Indian Shepard mogs
>KROGAN COCKS
Can it wait for a bit?
NEGATIVETHERE CAN BE NO RETREATNO STEPPING BACKNO STEPPING FORWARD AND NO DESTROYING REAPER FORCESNO DEFEATING THE REAPERS NO DEFEATING THE REAPERS
Yes Shepard? What's the matter?
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>>729021310Sorry Commander, Jack and I are busy cleaning engineering after the mess we made down there
>>729021310Fine. This better involve dead Batarians.
>>729021425>>729021597>>729022140I'm comansaar shepal and this is my favorite shitting deck on the normandy
>>729022320>tries to romance EDI
Shepard
I paused raping Garrus to be here (this better be good).