God, I hate emulation previleges
>>729034634matey was right
>>729034634average ""retro gamer"" on display here
>>729034634Time is valuable.Not wasting time fighting same boss for hours
>>729034634Imagine putting time into watching the most indian bulldog looking baboon tier deadpan face shitcolored mop haired woman ever
10 year old me "beat" hundreds of SNES games like thisNostalgia bomb
>>729034634This boss is fucking impossible, I just did it today.How are you supposed to avoid the fucking tiny projectiles? It's so stupid.The problem isn't even the damage, it's the staggering and knowckback effect that pushes you down from the two ledges.The entire game was a cakewalk and then you have this massive spike in difficulty, it's so stupid.
What a rare breathtaking sight. Here we see a recording of a female millennial specimen "having a blast" with one of those old good new bad games about which uncs shitpost on redditchan so much. We can clearly see in the specimen's face the excitment of doing repetitive mechanical tasks. Truly peculiar.
>>729034634Why does she have this look of disgust on her face the entire time? Why not turn the game off if you obviously hate it that much?
>>729035296skill issue
I use savestates if there’s no way to save in game or if it keeps making me rewatch a cutscene
>>729035432sameit's basically just nes games without a save function where I use it. and even then only on password screens
>>729034987that's a lot of hatred, she must've made you pretty horny.
>>729034856>Time is valuable.then you shouldn't be playing video games retard
>>729035181Just freeze the donuts instead of destroying them.
>>729035382Gotta cultivate a simp fanbase by playing games that she hates to enrich her onlyfans. Many such cases
>>729034634>doing the same thing over and over
>>729035615based
>>729035181by having 10 fucking life bars by the time you reach this point?
>>729034987>another whitoid seething over a based indian goddesslol, my country makes yall mad af
>>729034987Who cares. Everyone on earth will eventually have brown skin anyways.:)
>>729035857Yeah because you're all ugly and smell like shit and are annoying. Who wouldn't be mad about that? Kys.
>>729034634Weird because MB isn’t even hard is this version
>>729036087It's hard when you uses saves states trough all the game and didn't learn how to play effectively.
>>729034634>noooo you have to replay the level from the beginning and spend 20 minutes getting back to the boss, and do this multiple times if you die againit's shit game design and you know it. the only reason it was so brutal was because autosaves and proper saving systems weren't invented yet
>>729035837To be fair, kraids Etank is HOW WOULD I KNOW??? Bullshit. I only know about it because I watched someone else beat the new game and get it
>>729034987>the most indian bulldog looking baboonshe looks normal
>>729036206Dumbfuck zoomer you need to kill yourself. Don't make comments like these if you haven't even played the game.
>>729035667That doesn't solve the problem at all.>>729035837That's how I did finally it, by miraculously not getting hit after the purple beam and shooting a bomb in the braintard but it's still fucking stupid design. Too many things going on on the screen at the same time.I would like to try to avoid damage as much as possible but I know for a fact that I can spend 1 month with this boss and not get much better at all.This is not fun nor reasonable.
>>729036206>said for the motherbrain boss which just sends you back to the save point immediately prioryeesh
>>729036073lol ok
>>729036087>HURR IT'S NOT HARDIt's harder than any souls boss or Silksong boss.
>>729036323Yes it does, the game will stop firing donuts if there is one active. Then you use it as a platform to dodge. I beat the low % hard more on actual hardware (to unlock a picture or something) back in the days, it's not that difficult.
>>729034634Nothing about her expression says "I'm having a fun time and enjoy this hobby."
>>729036456No it's not, it's designed to be beatable on a low % hard run. You just abused save states and didn't learn the game properly.
>>729034634>hkaydamn didnt think I'd see this bitch on here. She whored her way into the mario maker community, and yes, she really is as retarded as she looks
>>729035589Bharat SIMP LION
>>729034634This is a game for people who smoke or people who drink.
>>729036498It is very difficult for me.It's overwhelming, too many thing things happening at the same time, can't concentrate on any of them.>>729036583Yes it is. I did Lost Lace two weeks ago and Mother Brain today. I did beat MB much faster but I only did it via brute force. Lost Lace is much easier.
>>729034634I was just randomly thinking about this clip the other day. Thank you for this anon
>>729035615>YOU HAVE TO TRY AGAIN FROM THE BEGINNING RETARDNo, I don't.
>>729034634>Constantly dying over and over again while learning nothing>The actual boss fight is just a chore now since all the stakes were removedMatei was right about everything, cheat at the game and you cheat yourself
why even boot up the game at that point
>>729034987I still would, anon no matter what you say
>>729034634A nice way to lock yourself out of rewinding and savestates is to enable Retro Achievements gold mode.The emulator blocks all savestates and cheats, so it's (almost) like playing on the real thing, >you can pause, but that is super acceptable in 2025.also forget about actually getting the achievements, they suck most of the time like requiring you to do some crazy bullshit, like beating a hard boss with no damage or under 1 minute or whatever the fuck the autistic creator thought of.
>>729036456Oh right zoomers are a different breed
>>729036456Anon, I beat MB in ZM on hardmode with like 4 total etanks as a kid. That shit was objectively not hard. I was much worse at games than when I played Silksong this year.
>>729034634fluoride stare is real
>>729036638The mario maker community IS retarded anon. They got what they deserved.
>>729036839retroachievements are for subhumans just show the slightest bit of self control to not abuse save states its not that difficult.
>>729034987Her dramatic eyeliner is cute.
>>729036687Drink alcohol. Man this game aint got no point. Its like Megaman from the future. You just.. Look at this *screw attacks* WooooooOOOOOOOo
>>729034634I love her expression (and hair)
>>729034634this sexy bald man gets to tap that. you jelly?
>>729034634>>I'm a gamer!>perpetual disgust faceUltimately it's men who are to blame for letting these retarded creatures have rights.
>Me, every time /v/irgins say I didn't beat the game
>>729035857Stop shitting up the internet rajeesh.
>>729034634I personally only used save states on the final segment of Solar Jetman, because it forces you to reset the entire game(or the last level if you use the password system) if you crash a single time.
>>729036958but it is so tempting tho...I can't not use savestates if they are available...
>>729034634There's two platforms. You jump between them to dodge the telegraphed lasers. How did she manage to make it to MB
>>729037373>How did she manage to make it to MBWith save states. I thought that would be pretty obvious from the clip.
>>729036928>The mario maker community IS retarded anonSure they're a bunch of autsits, but least there's less trannies than the SMW community.
>>729036867I'm 37.>>729036867I'm not joking. Lost Lace is far easier.
>>729037158Sounds like a skill issue. And I mean that seriously. I played solar jetman not too long ago and I only died to the final stage/boss once
the fire emblem community likes save states
>>729036206This is precisely why you zoomers have the attention span that you do. You never experience any friction because you've mindfucked yourself into believing that friction in all things is inherently bad.
>>729036456You can screw attack any attack on the screen, except Mother Brain's laser, which you time yourself with your attacks. Doing that is easier than dodging attacks in any of those games.
>>729036206>replay the level from the beginningThat's literally baby tier punishment. You're baiting, right?
>>729037939Not really. I feel like we live in different realities.
>>729037698The FE community also admits that their games are mid
>>729034634It doesn't matter, but Mike Matei is still right.
>>729034634>how i clutched motherbrain with only 1 hp
What are all your thoughts on using savestates to practice, but still ultimately doing a full run? Like, save stating at the start of each level to learn them, then going through and 1 cc'ing it?
>>729037065Her face when I tell her I'm nearly 40, living with my mom, no job, no education, but she still wants to fuck me.
>>729039289M2 thinks it's fine, so I think it's fine.
>>729034750>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO BEAT THE GAME MY WAYcry more
>>729037065disgusting poojeeta
>>729034750Most retro games were made extremely difficult because they lasted like a couple hours tops due to barely having any storage in a cartridge, it's why tank controls exist on fucking action games.
>>729039951More like the way the developer intended. DO you really have a feeling of accomplishment after beating a game with save states?
>>729034987THIS POST BEST POST
>>729034750jfc>>729039951if you cheat to finish a game you haven't beaten anything. you have gotten to the end of the game, and honestly i don't give a shit if someone cheats or not, i've personally used save states for games or challenges i don't respect in a couple of instances but i wouldn't pretend i've beaten the game. that's bullshit.
>>729034634What is her @? I need to send her thousands of dollars ASAP
>>729040068Tank controls were used for fixed camera angle games so you would keep going the same way after a camera angle transitions. Zoomers are fucking retarded.
>>729034634I'm a man, I'm going to play the game how I want to. I fuck on developers with save states.
>>729040292May as well watch a play trough.
>>729040068They adapted game design to work with limitations, but that itself does not work as a criticism of the design. You replay the game and learn its quirks & nuances and depending on the difficulty after a few goes or many goes you'll be good enough to finish. The feeling of that is and was part of the appeal.Not that most retro console games were even that difficult. We're talking a handful of games here. That was more of a thing for arcade games. Most games you could finish after a few attempts no problem.
>>729040220They're still an artificial difficulty curve, regular controls work alright even in those cases where there's fixed camera angles.I've been playing the shin chan shiro and the coal town game which has fixed camera angles, and regular controls and you just have issues in a single place on the map, the rest of the times the controls work alright even without tank controls.
>>729040380watching a video doesn't immerse you as well, plus you can't accurately rate a game until you feel the controls.
>>729039289Cheating, but not as bad as what OP is doing.
As someone who doesn't use save states and uses CRT shaders whenever possible... who cares?
>>729041282No one cares, but it's just objective truth.>emulationcheated>not OEM controllercheated>CRT shaderscheated>more or less latency over original hardwarecheated>recapping your consolecheatedSimple as.
>>729041380Yes, I cheated and I liked it.
>>729034856She seems to be wasting time by doing something that is robbing her of fun. I bet she would have a better time, had she played it normally.
>>729034634She’s hot and uncool sucks dick so…
>>729041380You also need to physically be 10 years old or you cheated.
>>729035589>>729035857>>729036008>>729036279>>729036837>>729036971>indian brigade coming out of the sewers to defend their poo queen
>>729041804>My phone autocorrected uncslop to uncoolholy kek accurate lmao
>>729034634>"playing" a game she actively detestsJust to gather engagement clicks?
>>729035857being antiwhite condemns you to Hell faggot
>>729034634>rewind every fail 200 times until getting it right>yay we did it guys, we beat the gameThese are women and faggots, not gamers
>>729034634What is the foid thinking about? She has the SSRI stare
>>729034987lmao
>>729035857Your Aqua pic, Jeet bro?
>>729034634If anything, I'm surprised she didn't miss Screw Attack.
>>729034634Metroid isn't even one of those games where it's so hard that you need to savescum to avoid spending hundreds of hours.
>>729041846genuinely surprising how many of them are here now
>>729039289Only makes sense in shmups/autoscrollers, but the truth is that your average gamer doesn't care about any 1cc or replaying games, especially games he can brute force through.
>>729043839The problem is the game is boring and unsatisfying so it's preferable to trial by fire it and get it over with.
>>729034634Wtf is that thing on the bottom left?
