>your game group is quiet firing you>againSigh... time to walk the lonely road again.I'm not getting any younger and trying to connect with players isn't getting easier.
>>729037354>Pay for drinks>Money stolenFuck off.
>>729037435You got the drinks you paid for.
>>729037435>>Money stolencare to explain?
>>729037354is there a more fake "people" than Americans
>>729037354You must have been quite a heavy drinker for The bartender to cut off his tip machine. Probably stood out or doing drunken mannerisms too much to ignore. If you got kicked out of a game group you were probably doing something antisocial. Consider your behavior and perhaps even record yourself next time. Observe what you're doing that might be putting people off to you.
Its only money stolen if the bar comes with a (((cover charge)))
>>729037435they give you the drink and tell you you're not getting any more
>>729037354I wonder how shitfaced you have to be to get handed this.The only time I was turned away at a bar was 10 min from closing and I tried to get in for one last drink carrying a bottle of pedialyte. They took one look at the drink and said I'm not getting served.
>>729037435Anon that doesn't mean they have to leave their drink behind, it means they can't get anymore.
>some random brown faggot gets to decide if you're allowed to drink or notFuck you
>>729037435never been to a bar, huh
>>729037776He got kicked out because he was a mick, look at the rest of the image. A drunk isn't going to nurse a drink so you wouldn't see any in the glass if he was a drunkard being cut off. If he's a drunkard that just got cut off he'd down the drink before taking a picture.
>>729037781
>>729037781>im frend
>>729037960>private businesses should not be able to kick anybody they want at any time
>>729038081>implying it's the business owner making the decision not just some brown minimum wage faggot
>>729037690better yet just legalize pulling out a gun and shooting drunks
>>729038179It's called delegating, retard. Do you think the wagie printed those cards at home?
There's always hope. My buddy messaged me yesterday out of the blue saying we should simultaneously play kotor1 and 2 together and discuss our build/choices as we go.
>>729038179They are the one managing the establishment, thus have authority to kick people out. Do you think they need mister Walmart himself to come out and kick people out from their stores?Owners appoint management staff with guidelines. If you cant stop drinking when asked to, you have a problem and you should seek help.
>>729037690>>729037776People that shitfaced aren't going to deal well with a subtle "hey please leave man" card on their counter, they need to be told in no uncertain terms "get the fuck out, no more" with the threat of the bouncer there. The idea of the card is to preserve the dignity of the person but it wouldn't need to be given to begin with unless that person has already burned that bridge.>>729038179If you're being an obnoxious shithead with no consequence then other people will want to leave and not come back.
>>729038326>If you cant stop drinking when asked toWhy do people go to bars to begin with?
>>729038326Anon, they're taking away my rights fuck off with that Karen shit
>>729038179The one doing that very likely has the authority to do that, dumbass. You don't need the fucking CEO of Blackrock to show up just to kick your drunk ass out.
>>729037354Very condescending. Unless the patron is being a nuisance or shows signs of high intoxication, then the host should not assume the individual's own tolerance towards how many drinks he can hold. He was treated like a child with no agency. I would not visit the location in the future.
>>729037354The fuck am I supposed to drink now, me own piss?*whip out cock*Look everybody I am going to drink me own piss
>>729038409To drink a little bit in a social environement. If you just want to drink, go buy some vodka at the liquor store and drink alone for way cheaper than at the bar. People go to bars to have a good time together. If you go to a bar to drink alone, you should seek help.
>>729037690>tip machinepeople tip bartenders?
>>729037975>A drunk isn't going to nurse a drinkAlcoholism is a hell of a thing, anon. You will need booze to not be bed ridden for a couple days, but until you start getting drunk again you will look and feel like death.
>>729038439Being on someone's private property is not a right. Public access≠public property. The government does not own the bar.If you think it is a right, you should post your address so everyone can come visit
>>729038439>Karen>rightsIt's a private establishement. They are allowed to kick anybody they want for any reason they want unless it's discriminatory. You being a bad drunk is not discrimination. Karens are the ones complaining when they get kicked out of a bar. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJqAA5Fg7zY
>>729038409To get drunk because those places sell alcohol. They advertise that that is what they do at bars, so people go there to do the thing they advertise for. Very good odds the bartender got fired solely because it ended up online. Doesn't matter if she made the right choice it was the wrong one in the end.
>>729038409Where people go, as in the specific bar people go to, depends on the specific atmosphere of that bar. If you're fucking up the atmosphere that the clientele enjoys then you don't belong there. A higher-class lowkey speakeasy type of place would not accept you treating the establishment like a shitty rowdy dive bar. They are paid to maintain that atmosphere, it's part of their job duties.Everyone wants to drink alcohol at a bar, but they choose specific bars because they prefer the environment of those bars, and people kicking out shitheads like you is how they keep that environment intact.
>>729037354how retarded do you have to be for the bar to stop serving you?
>>729037354>CUTOFFDon't promise me a good time.
>>729037354This is a gaming board.
>>729037781poor dremskiy man
>>729038473It is better to underestimate than overestimate because you can be slapped with lawsuits for enabling a bad drunk
>>729038631People get cut off all the time at bars, alcohol makes people act like retards and if you act too retarded you get cut off so you don't go starting fights or faceplanting into the bar counter and getting blood everywhere.
>>729037690Its not worth it for them to end up in an aggravated assault investigation due to over-serving
>>729038725>If you're fucking up the atmosphere that the clientele enjoys then you don't belong there.He was kicked out because he was irish bro.
>>729038726I got one of these because of the quantity I drank in a short amount of time and I figured I'd ask for a glass (or better yet a bottle) of water before I left, but the faggy bartender started acting all weird and awkward by trying to avoid looking at or even acknowledging me while frantically gesturing for a bouncer. Really left an odd impression on me, the bouncer even got me a bottle of water and apologised on the bartender's behalf when I calmly explained that I just wanted to grab some water and take a piss. I guess this is what it's like living in a low trust society with poorly socialised young adults.
>>729038885Read the last line on the card, they imply that it is normal for drunks they just kicked out to simply accept it and leave without saying anything. This person took a photo.I don't think anyone was drunk dude, he was Irish.
>>729038926The Irish disturb my drinking atmosphere.
>>729038926good
>>729038926He was probably kicked out because he couldn't handle his drink or he was making other patrons complain too much, that's always why it happens.>wow so if I make myself into a shitty nuisance at their business they can just tell me to leave?Yes.
>>729039079He was displaying his irish heritage so they booted him.
>>729039014I think it's a dumb card because if you're a shitfaced nuisance then you probably won't care about the card.>it's because he was irishIs this like when black people getting arrested for shoplifting say cops are racist just because they have to face consequences? "Forget my shitty behavior, it's because I'm X isn't it?">>729039260How do you know? I've never seen someone get booted from a bar because they were outwardly irish, unless being an alcoholic counts to you kekThey might have just put that on the table when they took the pic to get pity points from idpol retards like you.
>>729039079I got kicked out once because I'd order beer and a shot of vodka and pour it into my drink. Some little bitch bartender looked extremely offended over it and when I laughed saying what's the problem, it's not like he made the beer OR the vodka, he looked really upset and passive aggressively told me to leave after I've finished my "drink" (he literally made air quotes at me)
>>729038081>business owner>kicking out a client that give them his moneythe cutoff thing only exist in place where being drunk in public is illegal, that's a fact.
>>729039379>I think it's a dumb card because if you're a shitfaced nuisance then you probably won't care about the card.Thats what makes it so insulting to everyone. A normal place has the bartender tell you so there is no confusion. Putting a card in front of someone and walking away is asking for a scene to unfold while you DSP woooooooooooooooow about the situation you created. >>729039379Over 40. Micks get a lot of shit at higher tier drinking establishments in some east coast areas still. If you are sitting in some establishment with marble countertops and you are flashing your irish american badges the bar is going to tell you to leave they know what you are doing.
>asking a self-confessed italian american to please leave quietly
>>729037354That happened at a new bar that they built near me last yearI had like three beers and one of the bartenders said I was an alcoholic and they had the manager tell me they won’t serve me anymore. I said well this is a bar, isn’t it? Turns out it’s some fancy family bar that hates people that don’t tip. I don’t really tip at bars that charge 8$ for a normal fucking pint, I’m an alcoholic how would I have money to tip people anyways? Rich snobs ruined another hobbyAnd I’m not cheap I just think if im getting drunk then im only paying a whore for my “tip” or a girl that I like If you are a random passive aggressive bartender why the fuck would I tip you for one beer?
>>729037860>shitposting retard on /v/ never been outsideWater is wet.
>>729037354>trying to connect with playersmaybe you could try just playing games
>>729039457You both sound like tremendous homosexuality enthusiasts.
>>729037561>>729037435>>729038885>>729039457Someone who works on these things, the drug known as Beer, Vodka and other alcoholic beverages are toxic to the body and we bartenders have to not kill you. Yet you basters keep complaining and want to die.>>729038543Never happens, not even the stupid drunk.>>729039007No anon, your story is incorrect it seems. You were indeed stopped from getting more drinks but also the only time we have to call someone is because you are endangering yourself. Just following house rules so you won’t sue the bar.
>>729038318Sovl…
>>729037781>dremskiy: i understnd why it has 2 b this way tolga>dremskiy: i know now why you cry>dremskiy: do it>dremskiy: im ready>Tolga: ithas benan honor>--dremskiy has been kicked--
>>729037354
I need a new friend groupNot because the old one is bad, but they are simply too busy
>>729039763just pour the damn drink, faggot.
>>729038543I tip a dollar for every drink I get. Also, I don't go to the bar.
>>729038409Well I used to go to bars to pick up drunk whores but jt all changed around 2019 when EVERYONE started going to the bars and they started cracking down on things like drinking in the parking lot and just bartenders being general faggots now. Dive bars are the only worthwhile experience for cheap beer and meeting women, but when you show up with your whole family and girlfriend you are a fucking faggot just trying to flex. People in relationships shouldn’t go to bars because I want to fucking shoot them
>>729039763*taps glass*
>Board full of people who think this guy is wrong get mad at bartendersImagine my shark
>>729037781ayyup, they don't make them like this anymore
>>729039989Feel like buffalo wild wings normalized that shit. You should never be bringing a family to a bar sad shit happens at bars you don't want your loved ones seeing that.Same with people that go to strip clubs to hang out, stop.
>>729037354Have you ever once considered that if everything smells like shit then you should check the bottom of your shoe
>>729037354If you're a bartender and can't be competent enough to say "this is your last one bro, close your tab out after" instead of this you are not cut out for it.
>>729039553Only people I ever see get made to leave are being assholes. You might get a rare incident of a bartender having a bad day and misinterpreting something but the social standards at bars are generally a bit looser than polite society at the same social echelon. Don't know how you fuck up that badly but this is 4chan so it doesn't surprise me.
>>729037354EEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUHHHHHTHE BALLS ON THIS FINOOK, CUTTING ME OFFAY TONE, LET'S WHACK THIS COCKSUCKA
>>729039007You can’t ask for water unless the bartender knows you as a regular. I’ve had bartenders just not like me based on first impressions but I kept showing up but I actually am part Irish and a crass individual. There’s no such thing as a high class liquor establishment
>>729038726I've only ever been 'cut off' once and it wasn't even at a bar, it was at a 24/7 diner. I was barely buzzed even a little bit, but it was late at night and when I found out I could still order drinks there, I tried to grab another beer, but the asshole friend I was with told the waitress to cut me off and she fucking listened to him. I wanted to kill that motherfucker. Ruined the whole night.
>>729039007where you going to piss in the glass of water? why not just go in the john before they close retard
>>729037354>Leave and no one will know except everyone who sees this card and has been here before and obviously knows what it meansJust say it wtf, nobody cares as long as you don't start acting up
>>729040114>Same with people that go to strip clubs to hang out, stop.I've had my fair share of strip joint get togethers. It's an absolute waste of money for virtually nothing, but it's fun as an excuse to meet up, and get drunk.
>>729040114BWW is very expensive with average wings for the amount of food that you get
>>729040305Pissing in bottles and cups is not normal behavior anon, nobody but you thought that was what he meant.
>>729037354not a problem in nortubel
>>729039763>No anon, your story is incorrect it seems. You were indeed stopped from getting more drinks but also the only time we have to call someone is because you are endangering yourself. Just following house rules so you won’t sue the bar.What? I just wanted some water, are you arguing that water is technically a "drink" or something? The bartender flipped out and called a bouncer likely because he was making assumptions based on experiences with previous customers, or because of whatever weird rules the bar has for its workers.>>729040191They literally sold bottles of water, I was more than happy to pay for one, and the bouncer gave me one. What are you on?>>729040305What the fuck are you talking about? I was going to head to the toilet after I got my water, does the order in which I drink or piss somehow matter to you? Of course I'm not going to piss in it either, Jesus Christ.
>>729037960Angry, poltard?
>>729040360True, but it operates as a bar essentially and normalized bringing groups that aren't typically bar types in. They are always near a movie theatre so back in the day we'd get a group together to smash wings and booze before a movie. Those people eventually move to real bars and don't realize real bars are for sad lonely people trying to not be around families having fun.
>>729037354>goes to my car for the vodka flask to continue the party.
>>729039967Is this you?
>>729040238What a rapscallion.
>>729040571>tfw no fun dive bars around me This new area sucks just high class families taking their dogs and kids inside to a fucking BAR.
>>729040360for some reason BWW wings suck fucking dick but the wings I buy from Round Table are super fucking good.
>>729040660You live in yuppieville. I'd bet serious money that those pets have instagram pages.
>>729040494Meth.
>>729040656no, I do most of my drinking at home.
>>729040360>>729040114>>729040679The BWW in Washington DC stole my debit card ten years ago and I have not gone back to any of them since.
>>729037354>trying to connect with players isn't getting easier.Literally just be normal.
>>729037781damn...
>>729040708They are building a Walmart nearby soon. That will show those high class fuckers and their 8$ beers.
>>729038081Correct. Just like private businesses shouldn't be allowed to set their own rules for conduct and should have to abide by free speech laws.
>>729041013DoorDash will also do that if you save your account number the company is ran by the CCP or Jeets or something.
>>729039828LOL
>>729037561You don't just materialize at the place, you spend money to get and stay there. Therefore cutting your stay short, is literally theft.
>>729041234>and should have to abide by free speech laws.so they're now jailing people for what they say?
>>729040030>>729040139Even if you make a time machine, bartenders of old will still reject you.
>when the only bar I go to is a barcade because they allow me to setup my beyblades on the tables outsideMy routine is pretty basic whenever I go: order three stouts and drink them within the first hour, play fighting games and Beyblade for another 3-4 hours to be sober enough to drive home. There used to be a dive bar closer to home, but they closed down forever ago, and I'm not really looking for a new place to get drunk when the barcade's 15 minutes down the street and lets me bring my own fun. The best part is when the other bar patrons want to bey battle.
>>729041492I'm not irish so that has never been a concern in life.
This is your monthly reminder that gatekeeping is not only good, but a sacred tradition. Typically the people who disagree are the ones on the outside of the gates. I manage a top guild in an mmo and the types of antisocial behavior I witness are wide ranging. Often times the people who get asked to shape up don't take it well. I'd say 75% of the time. There is typically a fundamental misunderstanding of how or why their spastic behavior drags down morale or the general culture of the organization. It's tough sometimes because I have to discourage people saying or acting in ways I find funny on a personal level.In summary while gatekeeping is good, always remember that gates are designed to be opened.
>>729038401Anon's 100% right, the kind of guy who you want to leave is going to be belligerent and combative even with a polite dismissal like in the OP. It's honestly pointless.
>>729037435nigga you stupid whats 9+10
>>729040548brown hands typed this
>>729037781Jesus
>>729039897kek
>>729037781>im friend
>>729041204>8$ beersI wonder what the rent on the unit is. Or what the average rent that the bar staff has to pay is.Not that the bar owner is running the business out of the goodness of his heart or anything but at least he's doing something useful for the money instead of being a worthless fucking parasitic tick.I fucking hate landlords man.
Do these things really happen?
>>729037781Today is not a good day for feels
>>729037354This is only a problem if it's an open bar place you paid to get in, and you just know the owners are self-entitled moral exibitionists. If I'm getting one of those slips I'm leaving without paying my tab and watch for how long it takes for it to go bankrupt.>>729040656>>729041492You just know how conceited and arrogant this "bartender" is
>>729044397This Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy is fucking lame.
>>729044317Bartenders are the scummiest cockblockers in existence. Male feminists look righteous compared to these losers.
>>729044397Even though it’s easy to look at this and just see>YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGSThe fact that this shit is typed up means this bouncer probably gets guilt-stuck taking a lot of shitfaced people to his house at closing time so they don’t wind up passed out in vomit in an alley somewhere and it’s honestly just kind of sad.
>>729045086
>>729044397but where's the bowl of egggsss
>>729037354i got pushed out of mine a year ago. sometimes people just grow apart
>>729037781I've been there...
>>729044304It can’t be that expensive but it’s in a weird sparsely populated area on a highway that is between two cities so it’s a pretty busy location but the people who go there are loaded. I’ve seen fags tipping like 40 dollars after their food and beer. Ofc with their wife and kids and there’s a heckin doggerino and kidderino play area in the outdoor area. The owner must be rich because they can’t be making much money but only appeal to that certain high class “go to bar but actually doesn’t drink alcohol” audience It makes me rage just thinking about it
>>729045086>kind of sadthats not sad man thats honorable and a decent thing to doassuming that he doesnt just rape the shit out of them while theyre passed out drunk anyway but the tone of the note implies that he didnt
>>729044317 Whats up with that smirk
>>729044397Do I also have to eat all the eggs????
>>729045513It’s sad that he has to. It’s sad that his job so regularly puts him in a position where he has to choose between>let this utterly wasted stranger stay in my goddamn house even after I have potentially leftand>leave this person to god knows what fate alone and drunk on the street in the middle of the nightLike yeah, being decent does sort of force you to make that sacrifice, but good god. What a shame of a way to live your life that such a situation happens so often you have a PRE MADE CARD to handle the occasion. Imagine coming home from work, flinging some vomit-covered chick onto a bed, taking off her ruined sweatshirt, and having to do a load of laundry just for that puke-soaked sweatshirt. So often, in fact, that you include it in the note. Who’s paying this guy to do all that? When I get off work I don’t want to spend my whole night being personally responsible for my most obnoxious customer of the dayIDK. It’s sad is all.
>>729037561>care to explain?You're supposed to tip 500% when ordering your first drink to ensure proper service throughout the night.
>>729044317They're posing for a fucking picture what you you think?
>>729045513Plausible denialbilly
>anon asks the bartender to glass him
>>729044317
lmao bars are for faggots (You)
>pay for drinks>monkey stolenAAAAAAA OOCK OOOCK OOOOOOOCK
>>729040656Is predrinking not a thing in the US?
>>729037354If someone at a bar or pub handed my I'd break a fucking pint glass over their head.Imagine how many onions people behind a bar would hand these cards out to people who aren't even drunk and its just because they "don't like their vibe".
>>729044397I saved this the last time we had this thread lmao.
>>729046202that's because it's fake and anyone drunk enough to be cutoff is going to have a proper conversation so they're all good and clear.
>drunk enough to be barred>sober enough to be able to read and follow ordersPick one and only one
>>729037659Yes, rich Americans.
>>729046207HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>729037354>bartenders can be convicted for not cutting off a customer who then goes on to commit a crime>judges can't be convicted for freeing a criminal who goes on to commit a crimeMake it make sense.
>>729046003lol
>>729046338Judges are given orders from (((someone))) that the public is not informed of
>>729045772>>729045086>>729044397Bouncer guy is only doing this for women, 100% garuantee he never did this for dudes but the more likely answer this shit is just all made up
>>729045772The card itself is some gigacringe fedora shit but the sentiment behind it is noble. Just remember, no good deed goes unpunished.
>>729046338Judges are harder to replace
>>729046338If you're rich you can get away with it, simple as that.Same reason why a guy torrenting books got shreded legally but when Meta pirated entire terabytes of books nothing happened.
>>729037435>never been to a bar Maybe you should try getting angry on the internet less
>>729037435dunning kruger fags like you need to be put down
>>729046629No they aren't
>>729044436>ou just know how conceited and arrogant this "bartender" isbartenders see the worst of humanity every fucking day of their job, anonof course they look down on everyone - they're practically groomed into being misandrists by constant exposure to the absolute shittiest qualities of human nature as a constantgenuinely rather shovel shit or handle garbage than live a day behind a bar counter as they do
>>729046885Why would an alcoholic waste money by going to a bar when he can just buy tesco value vodka and get shitfaced at home?
>>729046629>implying we don't have shit tier 60iq sheboon judges as a commonplace in america nowlol>implying judges are anything other than a federal status quo puppetLOL
>>729037781Damn turkroach
>>729046338When's the last time you heard of a bartender getting popped for over serving pray tell. Some litigious kike fairy tale fantasy
>>729037781Brutal.
>>729046557>tight fitting jewelryWhat do you think Samantha?
>>729047336ambiancecockroaches at homeprostitutes
>>729037690If you're one of those faggots who's idea of 'fun' is sipping one martini for the whole night, you need to learn to drink and get trailer park drunk. The entire point of alcohol is to get shitfaced and do retarded shit and act like nothing happened the day after. >t.yelled at the CEO of a 3billion dollar company at the christmas partyDidnt even get any consequences.
>>729037781Rip
>>729045086It's obviously fake.
>>729047659What if I like being in control of my actions?
>>729044387qrd on your pic?
>>729047498It’s the same as secret shoppers that go through grocery stores trying to find cashiers selling to underage people and banning their liquor license or whatever/firing themIt just doesn’t happen. But it’s rather an excuse to keep certain patrons from dominating the scene and they feel threatened
>>729046175Only retards and people who want to show off don't pre-game. Anytime I was forced out I would shoot back 3 shooters in my car before I even stepped into the bar.
>>729041378no you can actually just hang out at the bar and not buy anything
>>729037354those chips represent bought drinks yet to be servedso the faggot bartender is literally stealing this man's money
>>729046207Lmao
>>729046557I mean that isn’t even totally ignoble you’re probably less worried about what happens to a dude who sleeps one off in an alley
>>729037659Your country is 20x worse as a materialistic shit hole, guaranteed
>>729046885I remember that thread, good times
>>729047946author of Umaru-chan revealed why he stopped it abuptly today while the anime and manga were super successful.>>>/a/284635289
>>729042681It’s nice to at least take the shot. And realistically a lot of people probably get agitated about being thrown out entirely off pride/shame, the idea that the bartender somehow humiliated them by cutting them off, making them look like a pussy or whatever.Giving people an out to save face is good. If they still choose to get belligerent, you remove them with force.
>>729037354does anyone know what l.e.h.t. means because i think i live near it
Alcohol hurts my tummy if I have more than a drink. Even if I've eaten beforehand, even if I drink slowly.
>>729048301new jersey
>>729044397I like the subtle gaslighting of claiming they threw up on their clothes and that's why he was forced to undress them
>>729047827but you keep your id in check due to the societal consequences of your're actions? curious.
>>729038885I am legally required to refuse service to anyone who is visibly drunk because I am an Australian bartender
>>729047827Then go play basketball or smoke pot
>>729047145>bartenders see the worst of humanity every fucking day of their job, anonThen find another job. You (rethoric) can't can you. I bet you got the job because you wanted to get your dick wet on club boys.On a serious note, I don't doubt it. That's why these places normally have security. Judgemental tones coming from such low-skilled jobs like bartenders makes me go instantly "who the fuck you think you are to lecture me". They're evidently arrogant narcisists with no ground to stand on to criticize anyone.>they're practically groomed into being misandristsBecause only men go to bars, rigth? That's so absolutely dense I'm not arguing how much of a moral exibitionist they need to be to complain like that>genuinely rather shovel shit or handle garbage than live a day behind a bar counter as they doI doubt they can. I doubt they even want it. Don't underestimate the bizarre human capability to find purpose revelling in shit
>>729037435Please be bait. Please.
>>729048301lesbian extra hrt therapy
>>729048440weird
>>729048482No wonder aussies drink wine from bags if the bartenders are all such pooftas
>>729048692Love my goonbag
>>729048646i know the place. i thought it was members only. surprising they have a member who was over drinking and have this for it. ive drank a beer there before, aeven tho im not a member, but was being a vagabond, but i saw a friend while i was waiting for the beer store to open and he gave me a beer
>>729048692Its super useful when I want to go home for the night and some cunt is refusing to take a hint and leave
>>729048234
>>729048559>Because only men go to bars, rigth?there's a reason you only ever see men in positions of derision in examples like >>729040656i want to assume you (or really the average /v/ user in general) never go to bars to know where these comics are coming from - it's uniquely difficult to say in few words the nightmare that is a drunk and aggressive male that needs to be handled like an adult child
>>729037354>Enter a MvM server to play as demo knight>Everyone tells me to leave
>>729048998There's a proper translation of his video deeper down in the thread and that shit is fucking heartbreaking.
>>729037961Bars don't work like that in my country
>>729048301little egg harbor township
Why is there a thread about kids larping about going to bars? nu /v/ sure is somethin.
>>729049337Average /v/ poster is in their 30s but you're still right about the bar LARPing since none of them have been to one
>>729047827I only feel that way (anxious about retaining control) if I'm surrounded by suspicious people I feel like might turn out to be enemies and I need to remain sober so I can fight them off later. That's a non-issue in any company that's benign let alone anything resembling friends.
>>729047949>secret shoppersCan confirm these are real in some places.Worked at a supermarket that they tried to run like the Marines (despite it being in the white trash part of town) and they'd send people in to be overly rude to the workers. If you responded with anything less than smiling and offering to suck their dick you could get fired on the spot. I personally know two people this happened to, and one more who got fired because a customer (not even a secret shopper) reported him for forgetting to offer a sample of deli meat, which was against Boar's Head "values".Place had a comical turnover rate (people would just stop showing up one day) but every teenager in the area wanted to work there because they paid a dollar more than Walmart and Kroger, lmao. Flyover country is hell on earth.
>>729037435it's been a pleasure posting for you but it's time for you to leave
>>729049050Women are just as obnoxious when they get too hammered. Especially if they're "white girl wasted". The difference is a big drunk guy is more dangerous if perturbed or irritated.
>>729049050The anon you are replying to us obviously a larping underage faggot who has never been to a bar, if that wasn't clear from his childlike perceptions of the people around him
>>729041642>drive home>15 minutes from homecant you fat american slobs walk more than 10 meters?
>>729037781I hate doing this in coop games so I always just say GG and leave.
>>729047659That's the spirit, 5 drinks minimum isnt there as a joke!
>>729050547Anon I live next to the free way, 15m gets me almost eleven miles away. I know you queers like to shake your asses on the way to the pub but you are literally incapable of comprehending the American landscape
So why would you go to a bar instead of drinking alone in home in peace
>>729050913this. I havnt been to a bar for a decade nowI prefer drinking and gaming at home
>>729049669you realize you could kill that place outright by staging any form of protest in front of it with prior workers out of spite right? >high turnover rateliterally just post flyers and warnings to the local highschools about it being a hellscape and boom, they run out of their retail slave cannon fodder and die out/forced to change policy (which they won't because boomers are the most retarded stubborn beasts on earth)t. personally killed three retail chains locally by just spreading awareness of their shitty evil old retards treating people like slave cattle
>>729050913Lonely.
>>729051028Unc I don't give a shit I will only work there for a while to get money for summer.T. Every teenager
>>729037354I don't drink and have only been to a bar a few times as a designated driver for friends. Do bars really do this?
>>729041492>He's not drunk, he's just Irish.
>>729049669Publix or Krogers? Costco?
>>729037435You control the drinks you drink
>>729049669Do grocery stores not have unions in the US?
>>729037659rich eurosindians
I've been drunk countless times but I've never made a scene, picked fights, pissed on the sidewalk etc. I honestly don't get how people get smashed and do stupid shit like jump off the roof.
>>729038779BLAST
>>729050547A 15 minute drive is at least 3 miles or more.
>>729048234Grim
>>729051441>unions>USlol,lmaoevery time sentient labor gets uppity with their corporation, they import 100,000 various brown mystery meat slaves to take their place.we have "rights" but they can be entirely avoided by just not hiring us and instead pulling from a pool of over two billion eager brown slaves
>>729038543I don't go to bars but I can tell you've never been outside lmao
>>729037776Drunks don't get these cards, problems do. It's a euphemism for "you may leave voluntarily, if you don't the bouncer is coming".
>>729037435This one got Big Bar steaming mad
>>729050547a 15 minute drive can easily be 3+ hours walking
>>729049669Sounds like hobby lobby
>>729051713this, number one thing that has to happen is banning the importation of brownsand i do mean that in every sense imaginable. i want them prohibited from entering or immigrating to the country, period. whites only, thanks
>>729044397isnt this just kidnapping when you could call paramedics instead?
>>729053312 Based
>>729047949Secret shoppers are real. Most large companies will even pay for a secret shopper audit at least once a year.
>>729053336Legally it is kidnapping, unequivocally. But bitches be stupid so unless she thinks she was raped she wouldn't care. It's all hypothetical anyways though, completely made up. Since it is legally just a felony, any bouncer who had even entertained the idea vocally would be fired on the spot; massive liability concern.
>>729039543you are 12
thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtOyqrNPzsY
>>729048559>seething retard postkek someone got owned by a bartender one time, this nigga is bitter like the bartender killed his parents
>>729039763Why did you choose to go into a career where you serve people poison? Do you think God will judge you favorably?
>>729053772a strange time we live in, when looking out for others and being a hero is both looked down upon and risks being thrown in a cage
>>729053584Secret Santa shoppers
>>729053584So if those are real, then imagine the amount of spying that large corporations do on the average citizen that’s not even in the store. Weird to think about that gang stalking is just a form of police protection to set you up to do a crime. But they don’t even follow me anymore I stopped stealing food because they watch me now at the grocery store. I’m sure this website is compromised by the police as well
>>729054583fuck off LARPing Christcuck. You're a week too late for this and the meme is already dead>oh my Jew on a Stick, gas station workers, grocery store employees, concessions works, sommeliers, restaurant waiters.. they're all going to hell!
>>729048559Nigger post. Its never the niggers fault how dare anyone be rude to the nigger etc etc
>>729037354I've never got one of these but I have got a "I think you've had enough" before. Wasn't even drunk, I just ordered too quickly.
>>729051441Unions don't have much power when facing massive corporations. One example from Canada was when Amazon Quebec unionized. In response they fired everyone in the province, built new warehouses on the other side of the border, and filled them with tens of thousands of Indian "temporary" "students".
>>729048234Fuck, manI feel bad for mocking the series now
>>729047498rarely criminal suits but usually civil. majority of the time it's some drunk killing somebody and then they trace it back to a bar for some lawyer to sue. which is why my state (don't know of others) force you to do bartending/serving training and keep records for a minimum of two years. plus have working ID scanners and whatnot to cover your ass.
>>729037975Wtf you mean by "mick"? An Irish person? They drink a lot, though.
>>729051441plenty of stores like walmart and starbucks will literally just close the damn store (even if they're the biggest store in town) if the winds of unionization are are strong enough
>>729055226NTA but it's a common racial slur for the Irish. Derived from "Mc/Mac" (son of) being particularly common in Irish immigrants' surnames.
how do you respond without sounding mad
>>729037781HERE I GOAGAIN ON MY OOOOOWN
>>729055289Brown woman's hand so it's impossible
>>729037659Yeah whatever shithole your country is
>>729037354Bars are retarded tbqh
>>729050856>acts like he doesn't live in a country where lards drive their SUV to the corner store.
>>729037354>friend group #1>nice group of people i met through a friend ingame and hung out with for months>one day i get randomly kicked out of the discord & blocked when i try to reach out and ask why (politely i might add)>hear from a friend that they thought i was hacking them ingame since they crashed sometimes when i was around (they weren't exactly tech literate)>they had been discussing whether to get rid of me for this behind my back instead of just having a civil discussion with me directlyLove it when people pull scummy shit with baseless "evidence" to back it.>friend group #2>met through /vg/, was my most active social circle for over a year>thought of one german as my best friend, bought tons of games to play with him>i like hanging out with him so i hop in vc whenever i see him around>his friend invites me to another comfy /vg/ discord that's been around for a decade or so, lots of agreeable and nice people in there>german eventually starts not inviting me to helldivers and other games while at the same time inviting his other friend>turns out he thinks i was """stalking""" him simply because i liked to hop in voice and hang out when i saw anyone in there (often alone i might add)>one day i randomly get booted and blocked from the first discord, find out german complained about the "stalking" to the owner and he believed it>later the owner of the second discord dies and ownership is transferred to the german guy's friend>he was mostly chill but i can only assume the german guy eventually talked him into getting rid of me as i get kicked out of there roughly half a year after that tooAnd thus the entire social circle that I had fostered over the course of a year or so effectively got deleted.Found some new guys back in January but it's not the same since it wasn't via 4chinz, they don't have the same political views etc. - frankly I doubt I'll ever find such agreeable people again but hey.
>>729038473it's literally illegal to overserve drunk patrons. Bars can lose their licenses and/or pay heavy fines and even JAIL TIME for serving someone who should have been cut off.
>>729055746While this is true it never happens and if you'd been to a bar you'd know this. I used to work at a hotel and the bar there overserved a comical amount, we literally had to have the cops help us carry a guy to his room once. They didn't even mention anything about overserving.
I just play solo. Friends are fake and gay.
>>729037659and yet you post here, curious.
>>729053914https://youtu.be/J72RaNL9c04?t=165
>>729037354That's retarded. I'd just go to another bar.
>>729037354I've had the same online friend group for 16 years with some additions and some people leaving because they got a family. Never had any of that faggot drama happen.
>>729045774Nah, doesn't matter how much you tip. You'll still get cut off if you're too intoxicated. Unless you're slipping them several million bucks they're not going to give two shits because continuing to serve someone who's already heavily intoxicated can easily cost a business their liquor license and depending on the business that means shutting down permanently.
>>729056157Based solo Diamond Dave enjoyerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugAlsRPvmhU
>>729056126Nigger I work at a casino and we do cutoffs literally every single damn day.
Do bars/bartenders actually think this would work on a drunk person? I'd trust the drunk nigga to drive me home before the retard that cooked up that pamphlet.
>>729056757In my experience bartenders max out around 85 IQ, so yes.
>>729056757I’ve been banned from 2 local bars due to issues related to being cut off and told that they were gonna call an Uber for me and that I couldn’t drive home. Idk if there’s any proper method for handling an unruly drunk, but I feel like receiving that card would be a better way than being told verbally.
>>729037354I play single player games and my loneliness induced schizophrenia always enjoys our company.Get rekt multiniggers
>>729056757The type of angry drunk that flips out when getting the cutoff card would probably flip out if you told them verbally so they don't really matter. The card works on normal drunks just fine.
>>729037781:,(
>>729057076I don't know, the implication I get from it is that the bartender is socially anxious/non-confrontational. Not really who you want serving to begin with, let alone making judgment calls. They probably have a mental crashout just trying to decide if they should slip the card.It's just fucking weird. Just give them the bill, it's the same goddamn implication. If they argue, they argue, which will happen in either instance. This dumbass card is an unnecessary, toddler-tier solution.
>>729038865He suffered for all our sins. Like jesus.
>>729039014Irish? Why? What's that got to do with anything?
>>729055289>that expressionWhat's the signal for if the guy handing me the note is bothering me?
>>729044397Damn. What a nice bouncer.
>>729048234I wish I had imouto to hug. Life is really cruel sometimes.
>>729045152Terrible, when that happens. Rough..
>>729051478White knights... the lowest of the low, truly..
>>729054456It's like being hassled by the cops. The day it happens to you, is the day you learn how to hate the pigs.
>>729037781I remember being told I was specifically not invited to a collage graduation party from colleges who I thought were good enough friends, and I had to go sit in my car outside of campus to cry for a bit before just going home and drinking
>see reddit post>immediately run to 4chins and post itit's really funny how this place used to cry about it so much and now this is reddit's garbage dump
>>729058428Rough
>>729058704eh it was 8 years ago, just remembered it when thinking about that post
>>72904289467
>>729037354>game needs more than 4 players>game group really loves having me around and asking me to spend time and play with them >game needs 4 or less players>game group forgets I existits all so tiresome
>>729058490I don't see reddit anywhere in the OP. How strange that you recognize whatever dogwhistle is there!
>>729057492The Irish are the nwords of Evrope
>>729037776At my previous job which was at a restaurant in a golfing country club, the place was running great and when the new owner(still the current one too) took over, all he does is come into the restaurant, sit at the bar and get shitfaced every day. Literally the reason I quit working there because I ain't working with an owner who is a fucking alcoholic.
>>729055653And both eventually just wanted to get rid of you.They went the easy, non-confrontational route, and let it drag out to its logical conclusion. Instead of simply saying early on, 'hey, you're being pretty annoying and we'd like some space.'A common problem with internet exclusive discourse. Many such cases.Beats hanging out with drunks in public. Death to alcoholics.
>>729055653kwabStop e-stalking like a gf faggot
>>729055653>met through /vg/, was my most active social circle for over a year>thought of one german as my best friend, bought tons of games to play with himOh buddy
>>729037561Where are the drinks? All the glasses are empty.
>>729060346Well well, someone's got high standards, i see..
>>729051567Drinking lowers impulse control meaning for many it reveals the inner scum they keep repressed. Drunks who do that shit are typically the ones who fundamentally do not value decency beyond how not being decent can lead to consequences.
>>729047145It's "misanthrope" not "misandrist." Retard. I'd throw you out if I was still wage slaving it up in pleb services.t. former bartender
>>729037354>reddit filename
>>729037435https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_cfzVCHPjUYou btw
>>729055653People on the internet are pretty faggy. Always has been.IRL it's different because you can stare them down. Look them in the eyes and clearly state your shit and subconsciously they will respect you.It's really weird. I'm just here to laugh at random shit. Not make friends. Remember that.
>>729049101>If you would be so kind... I want you not to forget her. Yeah. My sister... it is proof that she lived. If my sister didn't exist, Umaru-chan absolutely would not have been born. So... the fact that you remember Umaru-chan means you aren't forgetting my sister. Yeah. So, if it’s okay, I would be happy if you didn't forget Umaru-chan. That’s what I wanted to say.this world really isn't fair
>>729055289>Hand note to creep>Let nature take its course
>>729055289obviously staged photo
I once glassed a bouncer for telling me I was too drunk to go in
>>729037435Chuddie
>>729062325And the funny part, the business isn't doing well because the current owner refuses to get sober. He already driven away customers since he gets shitfaced everyday in the place and has started fights with customers. Already totaled his truck while drunk, and almost killed himself from alcohol poisoning. The faggot is a fucking wreck, and he better sell the place before he bankrupts it.
>>729063609>he chose the [Glass him] option
>>729054732
If the bartender tries to kick you out, just do what I do: transform into a ten-foot-tall demon gorilla and go on a violent, mindless rampage until the problem stops existing. If it doesn't work, you're just not rampaging hard enough. There isn't a single problem that can't be solved by screaming and breaking things.
>>729050547Better yet, how about you stop complaining about Americans for one week? Impossible challenge, I know.
>>729045774wasn't there that lady in the news who died on a cruise ship because they served her 33 drinks?
>>729045086see: >>729048463>let me print out a couple dozen copies of this on the off-chance someone vomits on their clothesthere's something creepy about it all
>>729037354I remember one night I walked into a bar with my friends completely sober and before I could even order a drink they said I’d had enough and should go. I was just a quiet autistic, we were all very confused. Then I got drunk and bought 150 dollars of chicken sandwiches
>>729048478chimp in nature never jerks off, but in captivity he does. wat does this mean?
>>729065408It probably happens nightly
>the group call ignores what you said>say it again because maybe they didnt hear it>no one responds again
There was a school group chat with everyone in my class in it except for me. I only found out like 2 years after i started it
>>729037354Bars are actually legally required to stop serving you if you're too intoxicated
>>729066515No time to fap when you got to find your own food and survive. The zoo chimps freedom is also an illusion as it relies on being provided for.
>leave skype call back when skype was a thing>skype bugs out and leaves me in the call while it looks like i left>the 2 guys left in the call instantly starts talking about how they hate me
>>729037435>all the Termsofservicesteins seething in response to this postme mum died in the holly that means I can steal your money for legal speech
>>729050547A half hour walk is different in the US. The knockout game, and other afro american traditions make it a difficult landscape.
>>729042681can bouncers even punch these drunk retards in the face and toss them out anymore or do bars have to let them keep drinking until they almost kill themselves and then suck up the lawsuit
>>729044397if this were real it'd just be "yo nigga you was drunk as hell so I tossed you in my spare room so you didn't puke and die in the street like a retard"
>>729066694Laws? Laws are illegal here.
>>729046885I worked in a bar and I fucking hate these guysthey don't understand anything besides being punched in the face
>americans tip the person whose job it is to give you drinks in exchange for money
>>729067290Don't forget how we clap at the tv whenever the football scores a 3 point touchdown.
>>729041847Interesting perspective. Just want to learn a bit more social skills on my part anon, so it's a genuine question. What are antisocial behaviors do you witness? What are the good ones? I'm socially stunted myself but I just want to work well within a team to have a good time and smash shit.
>>729037354Imagine going to a loud ass bar with shitty music and drinks costing 10x what they should, instead of just drinking cheap in home and doing and listening what you want
>>729037781CROOOOLING INMY SKIIIIIIIMMNDIS WUUND TJDEY WIIIL NOT HEEL.
>>729040494>just wanted some waterSomething tells me you're full of shit because bartenders where I work are encouraged to try and give cutoffs water. Also bartenders and the businesses have to play it safe when it comes to alcohol. If you end up passing out with your head in the toilet or mow down a family while drunk driving and it turns out the bar kept serving you after you were so shitfaced you could barely form a sentence or walk, that ultimately comes back to both the business and the bartender meaning they could be held liable for the stupid shit you did while drunk
>>729067290and thank god they do, that shit turns a minimum wage job into a barely life sustaining $30/hr job
>>729067981If you're getting $30/hr you're basically a lawyer. I have a college degree and am nationally certified in healthcare and only make $24
>>729067408go back to sucking dicks on reddit
>>729046207Absolutely golden
>>729044397>why does my asshole hurt like hell?
>>729068038tipped service workers make beaucoup bucks unless they work ghettosevery time some champagne socialist tries to do some stupid campaign to end tipped wages waiters and bartenders come out by the truckload to oppose it because they know they can easily clear hundreds of bucks a night more than any wage a restaurant could actually pay them
>>729067408I did exactly that with a bunch of coworkers last week.>17ppl>we all had dinner first, fancy but expensive>karaoke bar after>a single fucking beer is 4€>forgot how much shots were>the entire place is packed to the gills, people constantly rubbing against each other because theres no fucking space>2 dancefloors, 3 bars>music is too fucking loud EVERYWHERE>shitty songs that you just KNOW nobody likes or listens to in private but everybody acts like it's the hottest shit everthis was never going to end well>go to dancefloor with a female colleague, i'm already half drunk>(does anybody notice how most girls don't ever really get drunk? they will carry the same bottle of beer around with them all night and only PRETEND to drink every few minutes)>people are either not drunk or into it enough and awkwardly bob their heads to the beat or doing other weird animations>or they're too fucking drunk, singing and yelling loud enough for 3 people on their own while jumping up and down>literally can't have a normal conversation>i just awkwardly nip on my beer every 5 seconds, smile and pretend wave into random directions like i know anybody here>once my beer is finished i leave the dancefloor to get another, do this 2 more times before spending 30 minutes in a restroom, eventually puking because i drank far too much that night>make a quiet exit afterwards, nobody noticed (i hope)it was highschool all over again.i always expected karaoke would be most embarassing for the people who have to do the singing, but it's actually more uncomfortable on the dance floor by far
one time in America I had 5 large beers, or pints I guess they are called, and the waitress was all like "oh my god are you okay, do you want some water or something". no
What is this glass calledit's everyfuckingwhere in the worldit's a fucking psyop, don't tell me this one particular model of a drinking glass is loved by every different fucking country
>>729068631americans are so garbage at drinkingthey buy 6pack of beer for the whole evening and think thats alot lmao
>>729068038Anon, I have a B.S. in I.T. from a bad university and I make the equivalent of $50/hour as my salary. My job is basically pic related's job.
>>729068038nigga what I was making $27/hr at a hotel while I was doing my degree
>>729041847>I manage a top guild in an mmoEVE faggot detected. Kill yourself along with the rest of your glowie faggots.
>>729068038>I have a college degree and am nationally certified in healthcare and only make $24Holy shit dude, I fucking toss pizzas into ovens and make $22.05+tip.
It was so piss easy to make friends in web 1.0. You just added someone with messenger and next thing you know is gaming together, talking about anime, IRL shit, you make even calls, exchange numbers etc. Especially with weaboos, and girls. Early cosplay, anime, manga, mmo etc culture was so different.Even I as an ultra introvert could do it easily, but now its just such painfully hard procedure, that it ultimate goes back to the "why bother?" state. Its not even we don't have time, but rather everyone needs pliers to pull out any socialization from each other, the vibe is completely killed.
>>729066515>chimp in nature never jerks offdoubt it>but in captivity he doesthey're locked 24/7 in a tiny simulacrum of the place they should live, with no predators or prey to worry about all day
>>729068669
>>729068669It's one of the supposedly optimal glass shapes and thickness to optimize the ratio of lowering how much alcohol it takes to fill the cup and to decrease the odds of the glass breaking if knocked over.
>>729037354If I was this guy, I would quietly walk outWithout paying my tab
>>729039763Dont serve them in the first place? Fucking low IQ retard statement, no wonder youre a bar tender.
what a pussy way to send someone away, I'd make a scene out of spite
>>729048234Hope the author is doing ok rn
>>729068812A 6-pack of bottles is almost 2 liters of liquid. If you consume 2L of liquid in a single night and still go for more, I imagine your bladder absolutely fucking hates you.
>>729037781What do you even do in this situation? This is the type of shit that turns someone into a complete recluse from any type of socializing at all
>>729070652A 6-pack is 6 pints if you buy grown up beer
>>729070728I just lie to people and say "shit I gtg", then I join my friend's lobby
>>729039897>>729044317Aren't you supposed to ask for an Angel shot in case you think something's gonna go bad?
>>729049337>implying implications
>>729048234That's not rightThat's just messed upDamn, I hope him and the rest of his family will remain healthy
>>729055653I gotta say anon you just sound damn annoying, especially in big friend groups you only get booted if multiple people really dislike you, not just the one guy. It shows nobody really trusted you, as if somebody was hysterical about you the group just won't believe them. Yet for you "somehow" they repeatedly do. The second story in particular sets me off, the "buys a lot of games to play with him + constantly hops on VC" plus you clearly having the wrong impression of him (you were never best friends if you thought of each other that differently) all just points to you really attaching to somebody who doesn't give a shit about you, yet for not paying attention never noticing that. That's just a fucking pain to deal with, no wonder he went to such lengths to get rid of you.
>>729037960In most places the law specifically says they must refuse you service once you become drunk, and they can be held liable if you hurt yourself if they don't
>>729048234Drawing pedo shit based on your sister is creepy, good riddance
>>729037354Are americans this averse to social interaction, just go up to him and tell him calmly he's been cut off what is this passive aggressive handing out cards shit
>>729047949I literally was a secret shopper and it's very much a real thing. Most companies employ them internally so they can nail your ass before the cops do tho and it's better for everyone involved if that happens
>>729072742umaru-chan was never lewded though????
>>729037435
>>729049050That is besides my point, which is bartenders dispensing moral judgement rustling my jimmies. Dealing with "worse of humanity" drunk men is the role of security and no ammount of the faggot of a bartender morally flexing about it changes that. But you are correct in your observation and I agree with you. >>729050516I can even listen to the weak clicking your low-testosterone hands connected to twigs for arms you have while posting this answer. Go lick the staff urinals if you like those people so much.
>>729068038>I have a college degree and am nationally certified in healthcare and only make $24>t. CNA niggerGet back to changing those senile old fucks' bedpans before they lose their shit and start throwing feces at you, faggot.
>>729073036hey anon.you sound like the kind of person whos never had to actually interact with the permenantly drunk guy at the bar.my local had this one guy who would come in every day, he didn't drink at home because he was scared of what he would do if he was drunk alone.so he would turn up to the bar already drunk, and precede to drink until the bartenders cut him off.they only cut him off when he did something that CLEARLY marked him as too drunk to continue drinking, like try to stand up and just drop to the floor, or try and join in on a pool game despite everyone telling him to fuck off and stop slamming into the table as he tried to avoid falling down, or just straight up piss himself on the barstool because he knew if he tried to stand up to go to the bathroom he would get cut off.fucking NO-ONE liked him.the bartenders werent making a "moral" decision, they were declaring that he was too drunk for THEM to have to deal with, having to scrub or throw away stools, or stop fights when the drunk asshole spilled his bear on a patron, or bumped their pool game too often, or just acted like a cunt, and the bouncers had already made it clear that they wouldn't step in to fights unless shit was going BAD, because otherwise he got to used to not getting beat up, which made him worse.imagine having some drunk asshole come into your workplace, every day, i work in IT and dealing with the SOBER retards alreayd makes me want to put a shotgun in my mouth, without them also being drunk and violent.now imagine its now ALSO your job to make sure that once they piss themselves and pass out that they don't die, and if you don't, you lose your job because you've failed to responsibly serve alcohol.now imagine trying to describe to that drunk asshole that you cant serve them, because you dont want them to die and ruin YOUR life.then they smash their glass and stab you with it, getting THEIR blood in you, giving you HIV.that was my mates life in his late teens.
>>729068669thats a tumbler. Bartender of over 10 years here, ask me anything
>>729073564Again, that's besides my point, which is some low-skill worker that joined a highly replaceable workforce under stupid pretenses like that tom cruise movie is so cool I'll get my dick wet by a lot of club boys figuring out it's a shit job and still refusing to leave it, then proceed to do pathetic things that >>729068385 under the narcisistic pretense of making the world a better place I agree with you that drunks are assholes. I'm not reading past the first line, have a nice day.
>>729073664is going to a bar by yourself and getting laid at all possible in 2025 without being: a woman, a 10/10, a billionaire, a drug dealer, a bartender, a rapist, a whoremonger
>>729037354I would break stuff.
>>729073664Why didn't you get a real job?
>>729073564bars are just manchild daycare centers kek
>>729056613>Nah, doesn't matter how much you tip. You'll still get cut off if you're too intoxicatedLOL I can tell you're poor or an underage plebbitor faggot
>>729073854It is, if you are persistent and come regularly. But if your only intend is to get laid, people will catch on and shun you. You know the type of guys who are overly aggressive in their flirting, these guys dont get laid. If you are chill and enjoy the ride either way, you will. >>729073947I tried but its hard, also i really like the hustle and bustle in my worklife as im a shut in neet privately.
>>729038296that would be a mildly amusing prank
>>729044748Facts
>>729070728Leave and find another? My friend and I always allow randoms in our games. The group in the picture doesn't know how to create a closed game clearly
>>729074167>But if your only intend is to get laid, people will catch on and shun you.lmfao lil pup must be talking about his tiny ass local bar because this shit never occurs, bars typically aren't full of faggy redditor types and no other kind of guy will be shunning you for taking a crack, let alone actual whores lol
>>729070728>What do you even do in this situation?Situations like these are the opportunities for growth. Sooner or later you have to filter out the bad people from your friend group. You should be grateful when others are giving you these opportunities with open arms, they save you a lot of time in the long run.
>>729044176pretty weird seeing the reaction image you made in the wild 7 years later
>>729070728dremskiy wasn't an ostracized friend here. He was a random stranger who by chance clicked on some in-group's server in a browser because they didn't bother with a password.
>>729039763This is the level of eloquence I expect from a bartender
>>729074815do you have a single shred of evidence to back that up?
>>729074962Yes, context clues and the ability to put 2 and 2 together. Come on man, you can't be this autistic.
>>729037659No, but west eu clowns are more delusional. Hope that helps.
>>729055653This is why I'm only as polite as I need to be in online spaces like discord or social media. I'll be courteous, but I ain't your friend and have no desire to be. This is why the only people I ever really play online with are my family and friends I actually know and have physically met. They know you and they understand you and they actually want to spend time with you in physical spaces like cons, their homes, and shit. Those are the people you should be playing video games with, no fuckos you met in a discord or through a friend of a friend.
>>729045123Genuine question, do boiled eggs actually help a hangover? Also what does any of this thread have to do with video games? Really?
>>729037354My family has been kicked out of 109 barsI don't know why either, bartenders just persecute us unfairly
>>729068038Anon what the fuckI’m sitting in my office browsing 4chan and playing Umamusume for 24/hour
>>729075709it's something mild you can get in your stomach, and give you some sustenance. outside of that, not really.
>>729055562>Corner storeUnless you live in a major city you are probably looking at a hour long round trip walk minimum to a gas station that only has beef jerky, cigarettes, and soda. If I wanted to walk to the grocery and back it'd literally take the entire day (12+ hours) and I'd probably get hit by a car on the way. Rural and suburban American areas are designed to be driven, you cannot just "walk" somewhere like Asia or Europe.There's a reason adults without a driver's license are considered losers here, you can't fucking do anything without a car.
>>729055562much of america doesn't have corner stores
>>729075284in other words; noI accept your concession
>>729075709Exercise, water and coffee help with hangovers. Even with a 4 hour sleep session before going to work, all three previously mentioned helped.
>>729075995>>729076184Fascinating. Thank god I never became a drinker honestly.
>>729037781I am Dreamskiy and this was mfw
>>729076141Ok you CAN be that autistic apparently. Don't hurt yourself in this fierce online debate with yourself.
>>729076184>and coffeeweekend drinker
That kind of passive aggressive behaviour it's what I hate most about current society. If a girl or a bartender does that to me, I'm making a scene.
>>729075709Any food you can keep down helps. If you can't keep it down, it doesn't help.>>729076184>ExerciseWhat are you, a teenager? I can't even stand up too fast sometimes without getting nauseous.
>>729076224just don't make it a habit, anon.
>>729040656customer is in the right in this one
>>729041847was with you until the random ableism. neurotypical people can also be shitheads.
>>729040656do bartenders literally not serve people?they just roll them on down to me no matter how many i ask for
I yearn for the fantastical friendships of anime and vidya, but irl everyone will stab you in the back for a crumb of pussy or wealth so I hate everyone
>>729073854>a woman, a 10/10, a billionaire, a drug dealer, a bartender, a rapist, a whoremongerhuh, 3/7 not bad
>>729053336bartender is in a catch-22 situation here. if they left the person alone or kicked them out then they'd get charged, if they do the right thing and help them then they'd get charged. The latter is gonna be looked at more favorably in a court case.
If you drink so much that they slip you this card that they will not serve you no moreAre you even in condition to read I mean you have to be really pissed to the point even the bartender tells you no more
>>729070001This is real. You just added people to ICQ/Msn and all that. And not even for sexual stuff. Just to talk and make friends. You could keep your fake profile forever.People don’t even add others to their friendlist in online games anymore.
>>729076236I'm sorry man
>>729076574also>just call the paramedics!!!!!woman wasn't technically in need of medical help, so you called the hospital wrongfully! that's the worst of the 3 possibilities lol.
>>729076610Can't they just tell you to your face? Passive aggressive shit like that pisses me off coming from men. It's effeminate.
>unemployed for 5 months>go back to WoW after 2nd month>my third attempt of finding a guild in this fucking game after playing on and off for 15 years>it finally works, get invited and have fun because I'm the tank and pretty much instantly have groups>~35% of guildies are female which is a surprise because I always thought WoW was a dickfest>every time we group we hop on voice>vibe really well with one of the mages whos a girl from my own state>"So what do you do when you're not playing WoW? :)">"hows life anon?"FUCKI cant keep lying forever, i need a fucking jerb
>>729076610I don’t even understand how people even get that drunk. I start feeling sick and stop having fun way before I lose the ability to think.
>>729076518Yeah, because some drunks are violent and/or loud. If you are one of those, you get cut off because you are bad for business as you are ruining other peoples mood. Same if you look like you are going to pass out or puke.
>>729076675If you decide to punch the barman and get beaten by the staff you end up getting to sue them despite being a pest.They need to be passive-aggressive.
>>729076236>playing helldivers on controllerDeservedKwabDorkLoserFagno friendslool
>>729076610>that they will not serve you no morethat would be fine, but they're kicking you out which is stupid. kick them out if they try asking for a drink again or actually start causing trouble. kicking someone out when they haven't actually done anything wrong is only going to cause people to get mad.
>>729076730oh well I stop when I feel ill, so I guess that's why.
>>729076675Should depend on the person, If the drunk is shouting and overall agressive I wouldn't dare to tell him anything
>>729076683I live off rent and other income but shit like that always feels bad.Got a degree for a practical kind of profession and keep up with norms and shit but have no idea how to get back now.
>>729076683>~35% of guildies are female which is a surprise because I always thought WoW was a dickfestReally? Were you just never in a guild before or what?I used to raid hardcore and there was always at least two chicks in the guild, this is top 100 US. In alt guilds/lower levels of skill the number was way higher.
>>729076683I have literally never connected with someone on discord even in games I play, I am always just “that guy who is boring but reliable”
>>729076770You literally eat fecal matter like that pedophile furfag on twitter called bluefolf, saucy. You're literally a shit eating negro. Why do you even hang around when everyone knows what you are? Fuck off and stop namefagging you filthy disgusting freak.
>>729077045This.When I played wow was no dating app or whatever but it’s definitely the online game I met most women playing nerd shit. One of them even sent me a WotLK DVD because I was broke at the time.
>>729076683>>729077019>>729077045>>729077085>playing on JP ffxiv servers>every single raid group had 1 or more (bio) girl in the group>one group I had was 3/8 girlsI was always healing them too
>>729076683tell them you sell drugs. women love that shit for some reason.
>>729077127It definitely has a lot more than normal but the highest women concentration I've ever hit is Ark. For some reason bitches love them dinosaurs; that game legitimately had more female than male players, at least on private servers.
>>729077172I told a lie like that once and had to pester my stoner friend to get me two blunts.Dude looked at me like a leper for a whole year because he knew I don’t even drink.
>>729077250Did it at least get you laid?
>>729077304Just a sloppy bj but it’s much more than I ever expected from life
>>729037354is this for card counting?
>>729076683I found a network engineer job through WoW when I was a NEET college grad lol
>>729077701zoz
>>729037781Tolga knows he has to make the impossible choice.
>>729048234>>729063069Christ.
>>729076224I only drink during a big friend gathering or with a good buddy once in a blue moon. Like the other anon said just don't make it a habit. Either way edibles are generally better.>>729076290It was a saturday, and I had work the next day. yeehaw>>729076395I guess. I'm just about to hit 30. I'm guessing you're a lot older than me
>>729048234That's really sad.
>>729048998>why are you cryign?>thingken of flavortown
>>729073824lmao at literal mongoloid filtered by basic concept of running the barjust like in clubs, it's bartender or manager to decide if a guy can cause trouble, damage goods, hurt other people etc. and either ask you kindly to stop, leave or call secuirity to throw you off. They manage the place, assesing if someone can hurt the profits by being a retards scaring legit people offit has nothing to do with moral mongoloid retard, at least grow up enough and get some friends to actually go to bar instead of pretending to be one. IF you're not a cunt a barmna can actually befriend you and call a taxi to get you home if you get hammered too much
>>729048234Fucking Christ.My little brother is a sperg just like me but at least we have each other. If he passed away I'm 100% sure I wouldn't be able to carry on with my life.
>>729037354Is this even legal?
>>729078531Your average /v/ poster honestly does have a child's understanding of social interaction. The person you replied to will read this and just think "yeah but what if the retarded belligerent drunkard just happened to tip more than the dozen customers he scared off for good?" As if people like that ever fucking tip at all.
>>729070001I don't remember writing this...
>>729078637Had a 5 year-old sister pass of osteosarcoma.It’s shit but you get on with it.You have to.People online bitchin because they dont look like gigachad but you can do much worse in this lottery.
>>729078531>>729078690>shocked that people on 4chan feel innate disdain for any form of janny minding other peoples' business or enforcing any kind of rules >accuses those other people of having a childish understanding of social interaction
>>729078682Yes? Private businesses can refuse service at any time.
>>729065021And fell overboard
>>729078865I'm not shocked at all that idiots like you on this board can't differentiate between what's appropriate in real-world social situations and what's appropriate for shitposting on 4chan.Or do you think that belligerent drunk assholes who can't hold their alcohol are going to tip well enough that they'll offset the lost revenue by scaring off decent polite people?
Sometimes I add random 4chan anime posters just to see if they're A: Guy who just collects friends but never interacts at all (and quietly removes you if you say hi lol)B: Overly needy jobless guy with attachment issues just waiting for someone to emotionally manipulate them Its always A or BI have never added anyone on this site that was a normal person
If I become successful will my friends stop quiet quitting on me?
>>729079101I don't care what drunks do, hall monitor types are gay retards whether they're moderating a subreddit or moderating a bar.
>>729079123No, but now you will be a financially stable people with the same kind of problem and it will make you feel psychologically even worse.But better this than being a broke bitch, trust me.
>>729079116No normal or intelligent person would offer up their steam account to 4chan so you're selecting for the dumbest of this site's posters.
>>729037781>tfw no frens
>>729079174person*
>>729078690After my dad died I used to go get hammered to a bar on days where one of my friends was behind the bar. I was always sititng at the desk in front of him, as those spots were reserved for regulars and barmans friends. I never once witnessed anyone tipping him. Before that when I went to unversity, I never witnessed barman getting tipped at other places too when getting drunk with uni friends. But back at this bar, when i was getting to much he was kindly telling me that He cannot give me more for my own safety, I can sit here and chill or he can call a taxi or drive me back home himself if I managed to stay up to 4.00. But yeach,/v/ is full of shitskins and other larpers who can't discuss games anymore yet alone something as absic as going to bar despite place being swarmed by normalfags>>729078865>referencing 4chan as a whole>placing IRL and internet on the same levelfuck off touristalso bar is not your every day grocery store. barman can tell you to fuck off the moment youe nter and you cannot do anything about that, faggot
>>729037435>all these retards not getting the reference election tourists were a mistake
>>729079171>moderating some internet shithole is the same as running a barliteral fucking underage lmao
>>729079116What the other anon said, but also A and B are first to get to the few stupid yet slightly normal people and teach them real quick why you shouldn't be finding friends on 4chan.
>>729079171>hall monitor types are gay retards whether they're moderating a subreddit or moderating a bar.>>729079232>also bar is not your every day grocery store. barman can tell you to fuck off the moment youe nter and you cannot do anything about that, faggotquod erat demonstrandum
>>729079171>I don't care what drunks doYeah no shit, you're not trying to run a profitable business. You're some random asshole who sees a drunk fuck smashing bottles and enjoys the show. The owner has to deal with the fallout and lost customers, so they try to limit or stop behavior that fucks with other customers.>wow wtf RULES?????Yeah, rules. You can't just take a shit on the table because you feel like it.
>>729076565I too am a 10/10 billionaire rapist
>>729079338yes, you proved that you cannot tell the diffirence between a internet and actual reality, now fuck off retarded zoomer before your dad notices
>>729079291>>729079471Yes, it's certainly the same mentality and the same kind of person who enjoys doing that. Anyone who's worked with anyone who was some kind of moderator or GM knows they're just as insufferable in real life.
>>729079458but you aren't a werewolf so no girlpussy for you.
>>729037354What is a "cutoff" in the alcoholic normalfag circle? He gave them the ick and he has to leave?
>>729079171>>729079338>>729079503I love browbeating conceited faggots like you who think they're above the rules.
>>729055653how the fuck are you people like this?my friend group has existed since the first year of highschool over 15 years agoa few have come and gone but we've all mostly been tight knit the entire timeis the average 4channel poster just that much of a miserable sped?nevermind i answered my own question
>>729079676>I love browbeating conceited faggots like you who think they're above the rules.
>>729037781>Im frend
>>729079503Anyone who's spent time in a public setting with rude obnoxious people knows that reasonable rules keep things pleasant. There's a difference between being overly controlling GM behavior and not wanting to deal with nigger behavior in the real world. You just want to act like a retarded nigger.
>>729079503>moderating some internet shithole for free where if it gets spammed with CP host just shut it downsvs>working at a place for social gatherings while drinking alkohol>getting paid to make sure everyone get a good time, regulars are served and troublemakers deal with>if you wont deal with troublemaker, he can attack someone, cause damages to the local or actually hurt himself>if one of this happens, you get either sued for letting this happen or pay for amage caused while also losing your job>you can also answer legally if you ignored potential threat and someone got hurtyes, you're an underage faggot and a fucking tourist, now fuck off literal shitskin kid
>>729055653big mistake with the german, they believe social distancing is polite and friendly behavior
>>729079935>can't even maintain proper english grammar while upset
>>729079785>I never worked in any public place in my lifethe post>hey dude you can't take a shit at the middle of restaura...>AAA FUCKING JANNIES PATRONIZING MEYou're brown
>>729080056>calling on esl/grammarnazi when out of argumentnot even brits do that anymore. Underage and/or a shitskin you are
>>729079617it generally only happens if you're being a cunt or are so visibly fucked that the bartender strongly suspects you'll be breaking something/hurting yourself somehow/puking all over the place/generally being a nuisance if he gives you any more. Even if you're cut off you're generally welcome to hang out and sober up a bit on something non alcoholic assuming you aren't being a cunt.
>>729080056He's right though. An anonymous shitposting forum that gets spammed with porn and gore daily is nothing like actual real-world social interactions. Equating the two in terms of social etiquette is beyond fucking stupid.
>>729037781three of who I thought were some of my best friends have basically been hanging out, going on vacations and being best bros without me for the past 7 yearsone of them didn't even invite me to his wedding 4 years ago and I almost didn't get invited to another wedding because 2 of them were pressuring the third who was getting married to not invite mein my other groups of friends who I also thought were very close because we hanged out every weekend have kicked me out of the group chat two days after moving two cities away for a job, one of them actually told me they never really liked me but didn't want to deal with the drama of telling methe only people I talk to are my childhood friends but we're basically all in different countries so we can't see each other and I stopped talking to them a few months ago because I found out they were playing games without me, like actually having a separate group chat and playing games without inviting me in offline mode on steamso yeah... I realized I don't really have any friends but I guess I don't them
also, since it's a video game board>Baldur's Gate 1 non-enhanced diition>bartender tells you to fuck off/not gonna serve you anymore if you're way too drunk
>>729080235if that many people go to those lengths to avoid you, you might want to consider that you may be the problem.
>>729037781This happened to me, but with friend's wedding.
>>729080235It's either you or the social group that's the issue, or a bit of both.>>729080404If those people all talk to each other then the sample sizes get muddied. One shitty person can poison the well, that's the shitty thing about friends and gossip. Anon could be the issue but 10 people all talking to each other isn't really a sample size of 10 when 1 or 2 are gossiping fucks.
>>729080235I've been there, but tbf I was just leeching and never took the initiative or did anything to entertain the group they just invited me until they didn't and that was the end of it
>tfw deleted two guys from /v/ I've kept on my friends list for over a decade last month when I almost had a mental breakdownSorry guys, you aren't missing much anyway.
>>729079510>but you aren't a werewolf
>>729080862>never took the initiativeOne of the reasons I've become the level of loner that I am is because I realized at a certain point that I was literally taking the initiative in all my social interactions. No one ever reached out to me of their own volition, it was always me reaching out first. So I stopped reaching out and waited for others to initiate instead so I could see who really cared. Now I'm completely alone besides family.
>>729081652Chin up anon. Even if they're not real friends, having a group to do things with is a great way to go out and meet new people.If they can't respect you as a human being, use them for clout until you find someone who can.
>>729051567sometimes you juts have to piss on a tree or wall my dude
