>Hold on a second, sir, let me radio this in>Dispatch, this is Deputy Black Guy>Yeah, I'm by the creepy redneck house>No, no, the one where the residents all look like zombies and have gray skin, and the entire house smells like mold>The one with the son who has a history of violence and is located in the center of where all those tourists disappeared>There's a cityslicker inside of the house who's acting crazy and begging for help and says his wife was kidnapped>Yeah, requesting some backup, I'm not going to enter the house until we have more cops here, don't want to get a shovel to the head or something
Cops radio in when they stub a toe, I’m supposed to believe this guy gets done dirty and no one even comes looking for him?
Why was he even there
A spade gets spaded
I bet you get pissy when the characters in a horror movie don’t just leave the obvious death trap.
>>729039829he was paid to job to the dad
>>729039958it depends on how fucking retarded it isfor instance on this scene they could have just made the threat more immediate and his radio not working so the cop would have an actual reason to walk into a deathtrap without alerting anybody
>>729039958That is part of why I don't watch horror movies. If the entire plot hinges on everyone being even dumber than usual or not fighting back than I'm not watching.
>>729040147This. Make the situation a real threat instead making the character dumb to enable it in the first place.
>>729039958A woman can be expected to be retarded enough to stay at Death Rape McMurderMansion.A grown ass police officer should reasonably be expected not to be that retarded. If they wanted to make it less stupid, they could've just Jack'd him the second after he hands you the knife.
>LEON>SHE'S FORTY SIX LEON>WE'VE GOT TWO MORE YEARS MAX LEON>LEON
>>729039510That's a black man
>>729040904This vexes me
>>729040904False. That is a NIGGER.
>>729039510>get signaled several missing person calls in a remote creepy house>"let's just send 1 guy"Horror genre is retarded
>>729040858Sorry Chris.She's expired.
>>729039510Smartest cop in Louisiana.
>I've stumbled upon a train full of man-eating corpses, freaky leeches, and that convict that supposedly killed those guys back at the jeep. Should I radio the rest of my team and let them know?> .... hmm, nah
Yes
Why was Chris such a dick in Village?
>>729044171His sister recently began menopause.
>>729044171Honestly I was on board with him until it was revealed that it Mia he shot but Miranda larping
>>729039510>the one where the residents all look like zombies and have gray skin, and the entire house smells like moldso Louisiana
why are black rescuers like this?
>>729044290Please, those motherfuckers have been exposed to so many viruses and super serum shit that they will live forever. I’m shocked Chris doesn’t try to fuck Jill just to see if his balls were fixed.
>>729044171ETHAN NO >:(
>>729044383
>>729039510Many standard horror tropes don't make sense when modern technology is factored in. The Cellphone pretty much killed the genre.
>>729044425OH N-
>>729039510
>>729045987House would solve every Resident Evil case within 45 minutes
>>729044425>Beat pennywise >Couldn't beat angry white guyThe powerscaling is crazy.
>>729041531>pours first aid med on skull
>>729044425>Go to rescue people completely unarmedWhat exactly was his plan
>>729039958Horror movies are for women.
>>729039723Nobody wanted one of 'those' on the force anyway.
>>729041732Niggers don't have jobs
Maybe his radio couldnt get reception out there
>>729039510Backup did arrive, the umbrella PMC guys are on the scene, and Ethan sure as shit didn't call them
Where is the house from the beginning of the game/the demo relative to the other house from the rest of the game? Like is is just right beside it? Why did they have 2 houses?
>>729051887that's the guest house, the bakers were rich. though the property got torn to shit in the storm/Eveline infecting everyone
>>729043323She does try to use her radio and gets no response presumably because everyone except Enrico got killed by the dogs in the forest.
>>729040904this vexes me
>>729051973Where is it exactly? Like is it literally right beside the other house we just cant get back to it due to blocked paths or something
>>729052108it's right next door, yeah. the place just fell down around them so we don't go from above ground.
>>729052003Almost all of them made it into the mansion
I forget. Why were Zoe and Lucas able to act relatively normal compared to Jack and Marguerite? Did Umbrella just give Lucas something to suppress the effect of Eveline? I cant remember at all how Zoe resisted it.
Resident Evil 0 is actually weird now that I think about it. Why did the rest of them not go on the train with Rebecca and how the fuck did Enrico even mange to catch up with Rebecca all the way at the Umbrella lab when he wasnt even in the fucking train so would have to have walked like I dunno 20 miles or something to catch up with her. They are really going to have to clean up the story in the 0 remake because its full of retarded shit.
>>729047432The punk rock band?
