How would your gaming gravestone look like, gamers?
XXXXXXL grave site
>>729039548wtf Scout died?
>>729039708I find it kind of funny Scout's attire became a minor fashion trend back in the pre-coof days.
>>729039790Was just about to post this.He's going 0/10 on Invoker in heaven now.
>>729039790>Having Do2a on your gravestoneHe should have at least went for the OG.
Id rather have my corpse left in a ditch in the middle of nowhere for the buzzards to pick than have a grave like this
>>729039548I want to be buried in the middle of the desert in an unmarked grave. I don't want to be remembered by anyone.
>born in 2001>died in 2017>cs 1.6 on gravestone
>>729040024Why? You don't like CS 1.6?
>>729040041I will remember you, anon.
>>729040041Being buried at all leaves the possibility of someone or something digging you up in the future. Better to be left out in the mountains, picked clean by vultures.
>anon has died>we tried to search for video games on his computer>all we found was porn>here's a collage of top 100 pictures
>>729039548>multiple upright monuments>custom sculptures>gated so people don't step anywhere above the bodyThat's like a $100,000 grave in America.
>>729039548beniiss loolololollollll
>>729039548ashes poured into my pc case and chairit wouldn't even be noticeable compared to a year's dust build up
>>729041602how is this allowed? imagine burying your child and having to see that
>>729041504>but what about the Americans
either this or "I can see my house from here!"
>>729039548So many people dead in a pointless war of aggression.
>>729042189Yes. My country matters more than yours. Sorry! I know, I know. Its true. It just is.
>>729039790Honestly that looks sick
>>729042460I didn't even know he was sick
>>729039548knowing russniggers, the dumb faggot probably killed himself, as they are want to do.
>>729042079>think about le children!!!
I'm never getting buried, I'm unfortunately insured to be preserved as company property as a security bot. Hopefully, they figure out how to fix the neurological issues with glassing a body for preservation.
i don't care about my grave or corpse. everything about a funeral is for the living and not the dead. let them sort out the mess
>>729039548neurotypical are the real schizos, imagine the only thing this zigger is remembered by is that he had a computer and played CS 1.6 ,
>>729039548>16Damn. Life is unfair.
>>729040024I'd rather have this than some plaque on the ground no one would ever notice
Are (You) toxic enough to earn the ultimate gravestone?
>>729042079A nice reminder of how it all started.
>>729042460"Free treasure inside"
>>729039548I've always wanted my coffin to be filled with rock salt to preserve my body and my epitaph to read "As salty in death as he was in life." The idea that somewhere down the line I make an archeologist/graverobber laugh or at least scratch his head in confusion is appealing to me
>>729046650>Dude, future cultures might not know what DEADLY POISON means, so we HAVE to put this gay poetic shit instead!
>>729039548>>729039790Why bother with gravestones like those knowing they erode down the road from the enviornment?
>>729039548I live in a country where niggers also live so a graveyard like this could never exist, the nigs would smash it up instantly like they do with everything else.
>>729039548i want to be completely naked except for a pair of sunglasses, put me in a hole in the ground, no casket, oak tree sapling planted in my chest cavity
Here lies Nate Higgers, brother of Digger Nick
>>729046938graves are for the living not the dead
>>729046938Why have a gravestone at all?
>>729047692Back in the days when someone in the family died, you fucking buried them in the backyard of the house they lived in. Why do they not do this anymore? Better to do that than blowing $20K on a funeral such as the casket, church visit, grave stone, and graveyard to bury the corpse in. Even cremating the corpse is like $5K. Burying them in the backyard is the better choice.
>>729041348>my gravestone is just a lifesize statue of Widowmaker plapping Tracer
>>729046938its called having a sovl
>>729048036>Why do they not do this anymore?hygienic standards, decomposing gramps could contaminate groundwater for whole neighborhood
>>729046938so their family and friends have a place to go to remember and celebrate them
>gravestone
>>729046921You don't get it, they will understand complex ideas much more easily than they will understand WARNING: TOXIC WASTE
>>729048820>WARNING: TOXIC WASTEPlus if you write this, they will just assume some real asshole is buried there and you'll continue to be zinged like that after your death.
Bump
>>729040024i don't want anyone to visit my grave, let alone have one, fuck this world, not even worth being a memory
>>729039548is that an image of fucking jerma
I want my remains to be hyper compressed in a very fragile container so that if its abused in any way it explodes killing whoever is near
>>729039790>2018>4:3 monitorDied from being too based for this world
Mother thought the guy was too much of a shut in playing vidya so she got him a puppy. while walking the dog, he got robbed and shot. this is body
>>729046650Similar idea
>>729040024Honestly, I wouldn't be against the idea of having in my grave something funny like those classic "Game Over" yellow letters or "I am dead" in the style of Resident Evil.But it doesn't have to be something /v/ related only. It can also be something like "Now I can finally meet Hitler" or something like that.
>>729054930Haven't seen Dead Chair Nigger in years. There used to be so many great memes about this guy, but they're impossible to find now.
>>729039548
>>729046803>i'll let you fuck me in the ass if you give me a shovel
>>729054930>reverse image search, thinking this is just some esoteric ancient memefor all these years i thought this was dennis rodman for some reason lmao
>>729056047I'm glad, you're a fucking weirdo to make a meme from this, you sound like an incel too
>>729054930>be nigga>avoid doing nigga shit, just want to sit inside and play vidya games>motherfuckin wizard shit. like ZZZZZZAP>moms don't like you being a homebody>moms gets you a dog>know all about taking care of dogs from Tyreese and his pitties, but mostly from Nintendogs>shit dog they got CATS now. nintendogs plus CATS. damn.>go outside to walk the dog>die to nigga shit anywaythis is a fucked up and confusing world, man.
>>729039790>Samsung ad on your gravestonegrim
>>729039548This AI? WTF what is this clown graveyard? Looks like a themepark.
>>729039902There is no O.G. DotA Allstars was just a mod, using W3 characters / name / lore. The same with TF2.
>>729043341Spotted the turd worlder.
>>729040219I would rather be fed to pigs because the earth deserves more pig shit upon it. It's payback for all the bacon I've eaten and it makes Muslims seethe.
>>729058042Deemceetoo is baest
>>729039548I don't care, I'll be dead
>>729039548>>729039790This is just retarded and disrespectfull for the dead. Like if your gramps liked playing cards and smoking they wont put a pockerr deck and a pack of ciggies on his gravestone engraved.
>>729039548>>729039790Why are Russians like this?
>>729040024Well if he had lived past 2017 he’s the right age for that to have been his fate anyways.
Has to be AI. Why are all the graves looks recent, similar in style. And they're all feshly decorated with flowers etc. What did a community get hit with flood or bombs or something?
>>729058335These are real, slavs are retarded like that
>>729046938in what, 500 years?
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>>729041348I'd visit your gravestone.
>>729039548My people do not bury me. I am resurrected, or frozen to be resurrected.
Do favelan monkeys or SEA niggers even do this LMAO. >inb4 poor
>>729058042Statue graves are the coolest shit ever.
>>729046650>Instead of burying it in some random shithole nobody'll ever go to we're going to make it really cool and mysteriousThey're certainly cool. And precisely why the Txtlticqo'tuk'tuk civilization in 12,000 years is going to dig that shit up with slave labor and ancient precious plasick tools. Coulda just dug a hole in the middle of the desert, covered it up and let none be the wiser but noooo
Is there a list of dead esports people? I used to follow a few competitive scenes and have a morbid curiosity now
>>729060893https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Deceased_players>only 9 Dota 2 players have ever died (5 Russian)Talk about a healthy game!
>>729046938I mean I'd rather have a burial mound with me and my family
I don't want a grave I hope to die in a blaze of glory that basically wipes my existence from reality, fuck rotting in a hole on this gay earth and fuck the demiurge
>>729039790Did it really need the Samsung logo?
>>729039790Arteezy fuckin died??
>>729039548>implying I want to be buried in the cold earth.I want my ashes to be scattered to the North Sea, like all the paternal members of my dad's family.And the Priest should relay my final message to my children and grandchildren, a quote from Fatman, "Laugh and grow fat."
>>729058335Are you retarded? How is it possible to be this stupid
Seriously, what's wrong with Russians? You don't even see other Slavs being this bizarre
If my corpse is not launched out of a trebuchet directly into Shell corporate offices like I ask, then I don't care what my failure of a family does with it, their souls are deader than mine.
>>729058590friren footjob
