ITT: retarded minigames
>>729041951new captcha sucks ass
@ starman post that image of your slime girl of a boo you mentioned at 3am for research
Everything looks like it’s coming up dk
Mario Sharty
merry wahmas
>Uses an orb>Effect is Phone>Use Phone to buy Phone>Use Phone to buy Phone
boo
all I want for Christmas is a snowcone
>>729042868NO
Daisy’s alternate personality is starting to take over. She’s no longer Daisy…She’s Winning…
>>729042868
>>729041951One of my favorite mini games TBHQ
JUST
>”I knew he would land on both of them!”>”It was all part of my plan!”
>>729042868My treat, DK.
qrd, why does waluigi love and/or hate it?
once he was the ape of the hournow they think he's a coward an absolute zeroyou cannot be a hero
>>729043983Kaiji
>>729043983There is an anime called Kaiji and the main character bears a very striking resemblance to Waluigi
>>729043983
ho ho ho, I'm back from yesterday and can say even though Bowser's communism wrecked the economy and put it in the shitter, I will still be delivering presents this year just remember to always root against daisy, also thank you Starman for fixing Mario Party 4 it is indeed poggers ho ho ho to a great 2026
>>729044350thank you santa
JEWISH TRICKS
hey starman... sprite cranberry?Yeah, ayy!HuhIt's the thirst, thirstiest time, of the year (Ayy, yeah)I have just one query (What's that?)Wan' a Sprite Cranberry? (Uh-huh)The answer is clearIt's the thirst, thirstiest time, of the year (Sprite, let's go!)
Wario you absolute buffoon! We almost never get to see Big Boo and you are too poor to even show him off! Why are you even here, bro?
>>729045384my nigga
the absolute state...
Merry Christmas Retards
>heart was actually pumping during that fucking duel minigamei can't believe that just happened in 4 of all games
>>729046391is this cropped pornare there dicks down there
he fucking LOVES it
>>729046391holy KINO, good stuff
>>729046430no its a reference to this
>>729046391>kevin nashkwab
>>729046391fuck off dramabaiter
>>729046550>OC of starman, nineten, and tloa being merry and enjoying their time together>drama baitkys jeef
In your face Wa- ACK!
>>729046391kek
>>729046550how can you even solve the captcha if you're this retarded?
>>729046484Saw this and thought the same thing as >>729046430
theres gonna be such an extreme meltdown if daisy wins
>>729046430>>729046785underage b&/election tourists get the fuck OUT
I'm late, how much did I miss? What's the new 4DX update?
>>729046840Tell me it doesn't look like a cropped picture with their knobs out.
>>729047050>5 Bonus Ztars>Duels integratedIt’s been a real doozy of a game and it might end with Doozy.
>>729047146It doesn't look like a cropped picture with their knobs out.
you are all yoshitters
>>729047403cry me a river dickface
>>729047208
910, tloa, and starman all got their sprite cranberries, i'll mail the other 2 to qwerety and ducknuckenmy work here is done have a funky christmas AND I'LL BE SURE DEMANDING NINTENDO PUT ME IN MARIO KART WORLD OFFERING THEM A SPRITE CRANBERRY, see you in 2026 stay funky
>>729047545thank you based funky, the hero of christmas
incoming shitfit
holy shit everyone's so unhappy
its over
>>729046391
>>729047851>Ztarettekek
>>729047851KWAB
all this fucking crying over daisy for her to lose like 3 stars in one turnretardy is a joke
>>729048239calm down newfag, stop taking shitposting seriously
>>729048239oh hush shall I return?
>>729048239What the fuck did this fucking retard mean by this?
I just KNEW you could win my queen! Three cheers for THE princess Daisy!!!HIP HIP HOORAYHIP HIP HOORAYHIP HIP HOORAYDaisy is so perfect and beautiful!Oh my science do I love Princess Daisy.She shouldn't be a princess, but a QUEEN!YASS SLAY QUEEN!HOORAY!!!
>>729048612Luigi would say that. Likely a matter of minutes before she shatters his pelvis for the third time this week.
can someone spam report and get sharty on this guy so we don't have to deal with woman in mario party anymore
Put this in the sidebar starmanyou know you want to
WALUIGI HERE THAT'S RIGHT I'M BACK AND STILL PISSED OFF FROM LAST NIGHT WAHD DAMN IT EVEN WITH TEAMING UP WITH GREEN WISH.COM VERSION OF ME HE FUCKING SUCKS ALTHOUGH IT IS STILL FUNNY THAT HE LOST BECAUSE HAHAHA NO SURGE PURGE TODAY MR. GREEN STACHE BUT I STILL FUCKING LOST BULLSHIT NO IT'S WAHSHIT, YOU LOOK AT ME SAYING AHHAHAHAHAHAHA KUYASHI LOOK WHAT HAPPENED I LOST TO FUCKING DAISY DAISY SHE'S ORANGE THE COLOR OF EVIL AND SHE BEAT ME IN STRIKERS AND FLUSHED ME DOWN THE TOILET IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR WAHAHAHAHAA WAAAHHHHHHH AND YOU KNOW SOMETHING TOO I'M DROPPING THIS TRUTH BECAUSE I NEED TO, WARIO ISN'T HERE FOR THE PARTIES HE'S HERE FOR THE ZTARS TO HOOK UP BECAUSE CAPTAIN SYRUP THREW HIM OUT, AND HE'S NOT HERE TO WIN HE'S HERE FOR THE MONEY THAT'S ALL IT IS OPEN YOUR EYES IT'S ALL ABOUT MONEY MONEY MONEY AND I HAVE NONE NONE, I HATE BEING PURPLE YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS A CALL OUT POST TO BOWSER BOWSER YOU STUPID K**PER I'M ON MY WAY STUNNTING IN MY DUBILLAC TO YOUR HOUSE I STOLE YOUR I.P. ADDRESS YOU LEFT ME IN THE SHITTER WITH THE ECONOMY FROM PEACH'S TARIFFS AND YOUR COMMUNIST IDEAS YOU GOT FROM REDDIT AND I'M CONVINCED YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TOLD SAKURAI OHOHOHOHOHO NO NO NO NO HYEAH HAHAHAHAHA NO WALUIGI IN SMASH LOOK AT THAT DOOD SO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M ON MY WAY TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL BE PREPARED FAT ASS WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!! **PUNCH**
910 needs to fuck off holy shit you're annoying
bros its been forever whats channel tonight
>>729049072jealous?
>>729049056we dont need more drama then there already is
>>729041951
>yoshi peach luigino thanks
Peach if she PREGANTE
>>729049345HOW IS BABBY FORMED
Don’t you deny whose game it is
breaking news: mario fucking froze to death and he's dead now
damn chat died hardmaybe cause 3 sucks
>>729049976no its cause this roster is trash literally no one to root for
>>729050084yoshitter
>>729050084>>729049976speak for yourselves im eating dinner
some legends say starman dies if he's prevented from checking twitter or making food at least once every 10 minutes
>Daisy's last turns>She still wonkek
>>729050146yoshitter
Tq anon again, same question, different guy. Starman, anything you’d like to see get drawn tonight?
>>729051062I know I’m not the streamer but I would like to request something just in case. It’s nothing too crazy, just TQ getting some headpats and enjoying it.
i want burger king now
i swear the game actually picks a certain character to do better than the others even on the same difficultythere's no way peach just happens to win 75% of the minigames based on chance alone
>>729052271
YEHOOOOO
“It was right there… I worked and won every minigame without rigging…”
im so sick of seeing this stupid fucking post
>>729053313cry more faggot
>>729051424Sure gonna do the slime next
>>729053369cry more yoshitter
Yup, tonight is kino.
>>729053472keep saying it
>>729053498yoshi lost
>>729053536and that's a good thinggreat night for a surge
>>729053498it
>>729053313>bots tloa because he wouldn't stream in 480p
>>729053570>I was actually a surgie this whole time!yoshitter gonna yoshit
>>729053696Falseflagging Daisy simp kys
>>729046391>>729047851Kino...
banana
The first game was so bad even 4chan’s Captcha hated it
Bobbeh tank ready for WAR
>>729054282thanks garysimba approves
>>729054282MOTIVATION
>>729051062Here you go, starman
>>729054282Ah, Gary.Haha, Garyyyyy.
>>729054675she looks like she has crab handsisnt she supposed to have gloves
>>729054760Oh right, sorry
POO AHA POOOO HAHA LMEO POOOOOOOOOOOOO EHEHEE POOOOOOO
>>729054862Dammit, hand was backwards
>>729055014average surgefag behavior
sp with 4DX, 7 is now by far the worst party and it's not even close right? not counting anything after 8 or DS at least
>>729055295small part of me really wants to say 8 is worse than 7 but i cant make up my mind
>>7290552955 gets too much hate but people will say 5
>>7290553498 feels worse than it is because of stuff like game breaking bugs, the awful minion party roster games, and games that drag out forever that end in a draw.
>>729055401i wouldn't say there's much to hate about 5, it's just bland
>>729055487minion party is like the only fun part about 8 what are you on
>>7290552954 was the only GC game I considered bad.With 4 Deluxe being a thing now, I don't think I outright dislike any of them.
>>729055613koopa's tycoon town isn't good? is it overhyped?
>>729055613Minion party is boring since it happens for the majority of 8 games, ideally the golden ratio is 3 minions, one non minion so you can have the dynamics of "Imagine losing to minions lmao" or "make way minions for a real HERO"
How will Mario come back from KWABOTY?
>>729053406It’s adorable. Have a Merry Christmas, mister.
can someone report starman already, nobodys enjoying this and the monkey guy is losing again
>>729055901ENTER
it isnt just the fact the monkey lost every single game this year, its the fact the monkey came in 4th each and every fucking time
>>729055901By Ukiki not winning a single game this year.
>>729056692that's why it's funny
>>729046391Draw this again but with their waifus
>>729056963stop encouraging it faggot
>>729056963Not the drawfag butShizuka RanceThat Slime OCand Midna?
>>729057039>stop encouraging OCkys yourself nignog
>>729057043GigaNigga for kevin nash
>>729057039You don't even watch retardy crybabykun
To those that watch a lot of retardy, do characters have unique programming or were tropes like Peach stealing coins whenever she could just coincidences? I know the ghosts in Pacman behave differently and always thought the MP games had something similar like Wario hoarding coins, etc.
>>729057043>>729057109>>729057112fuck you you're the reason retardy sucks so much
>>729057043Yeah
BUT BOO IFSD POO BUT POOBOOO WAHHH POOBOO WAAAAA
casual reminder starman made someone draw his oc as a boo, this boo win is fucking rigged bullshit
>> 729057137(you)
>>729057134it's just coincidences beyond item preferences, but it's really funny coincidences.Like Blooper being consistently awful except for the two times where he won.
>>729057228>retardy is faketruly.
>>729057134only 3 has a real coded differences for what the character prioritize when buying items, with Waluigi famously caring less about lamps than everyone else
>>729057134It's mostly random. Aside from tloa games he mods them so Wario wins more often
>>729057416the only person who mods games to make characters win is qwerety, he rigged those mario party summer games to avoid peach winning since it would create dramastarman modded a game of 3 in like 2021 but idk if he did anything else
>>729057484910 mods yoshi to win cause he is a yoshitter
>>729057137seethe
I was gonna give boo an award but he didn’t show up. I wonder where he went…
>everyone is begging for the monkey mod to be deletedliterally everyone hated this game how has nobody tried to do anything about this guy
Blooper has officially escaped his status as Worst Performing Character.
When we last left off…>Bratti finally crawls out of hell>Kenshitro wants to do magic instead of punch>Rory Yiik saves the world for his dead sister no one cares about>Elayer 4 exists
>>729057859this image but ukiki is in 4th
>>729057859At least blooper is a sea based creature forced to play on land. What the monkeys excuse? Nothing.
stop feeding the dramafaggot
@729058005stop talking about him then nigger
Will Ken bros ever recover?
>>729057931
i would risgay hard no lies
So Bratti she outmatched her own self
holy shit i missed dokapon so much
bratti seething as i get her pregnant with my loser cum because she's too pathetic to be a fighter and should be a mother instead
>”I don’t want to punch people, Daaaad! I want to use magic!”You are no son of mine…
It should have been Rugal instead of Chokeshiro
>>729059146Rugal dodged a fucking bullet.
>Bratti slain by The WormDays since the brat's been corrected remain at zero.
>Post CorrectionBratti will never recover
Time for more Darkling Bratti.
>>729059290>took a fall in the king of Christmas because he could sense fate in DopakonRugal I KNEEL
>>729059863yep its fucking kino
>>729059863WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
>>729059863 i messed up the coloring and made his hand look backward use this one instead oops
Why is Bratti even here?
>>729060004https://files.catbox.moe/vtm379.mp4
Didn't watch did starfag play christfag videos too? I left after that last night
>>729060264High art.
>>729060264AI Slop
>>729060264>turns him into a girlkek
>>729060392https://files.catbox.moe/v86pi3.mp4
>>729060651>this is the schizo
>>729060304he didnt
>>729060304Cope and seethe atheist
>>729060651make one of bratti turning into a darkling
>>729061053jesus says trans rights
is there anything Kenshitro is good at
>>729061158I will pray for you brother. I hope you can get out of this hell you're in.
>>729061459Surrendering.
>>729061795wrong reply?
>>729061158I will pray for you brother. I hope you can get out of this hell you’re in. :(
>>729061795>>729062201you guys shit be praying for kenSHITro right now considering he is actually in hellAmen
All paths lead to Jesus
>>729062448Woah are you telling me Jesus looks like THAT?
ah yessir this was a good stream!
I dont understand the name references other then ken
>>729063513You never watched the Yiik video?
>>729063540The what?
>>729063594https://youtu.be/VH7JQtp5Jkc?si=EXRbn-qRFPoZUNi-
>>729063618I dont know how I feel about this
I missed the Christmas Retardy...And roughly 95% of this year's retardies, but still
>>729064065theres still sonic shuffle and 1 more game of chilly waters on wednesday
Bratti bros?we are SO in!