Optimal choice.
>>729044961I wish they would have made her ab definition visible through the suit.
>>729045127Holy sex
>Optimal choice.
dis pawg got me all bricked up
>>729044961NTR goddess
>>729045481She would not do that
>>729045481It's ok because for once the mc ntr's someone else.
>>729044961reddit game
>>729044961She's not even a real blonde
Have you fucked a female in your life? One single time?Have you busted inside with no protection? Had her begging for it? Put your thumb in her mouth? Choke her, slap her? Put your thumb inside her butt?Sucked her clit till she squirts on your bed? Fucked her so hard and loud that the neighbors start banging on the wall to make you stop?Ever had the girls dad walk in on you while you're fucking his daughter in his house?You ever fucked a girl you just met while everyone else is drunk and passed out on the floor in your bedroom?Have you ever had a girl stick her finger in your butt? A girl that wears a septum ring?Have you ever fucked a fat girl? Have you ever fucked a Black girl?Have you ever fucked a girl so hard and bloody and raw that she becomes obsessed with you?Ever had guys threaten to beat you up/kill you because you fucked "their girl"?I've lived, kid. I will continue to live. It is what it is. Whatever you want to think about my life here in good old Oklahoma, you can think it all you want to. But I've had romance in my life, and I've had many heartbreaks. A girl who wore a septum ring, she was. And I can see the glowing red flags. I can see sexual harassment. I can see physical abuse. I can see emotional abuse. I can see manipulation. It makes me shut off my romance senses immediately and almost permanently.
>>729045481she does have that usual ntr phenotype doesn't she?
she looks like she gives unbelievable handjobs
>>729045560she literally didin the game even
>>729045595>reddit gameWeird that you post about E33, this is a dispatch thread.
>>729044961Is there a mgtow ending? Like avoid romance like the plague ending?
>>729045626TL;DR have sex. Less is more anon.
>>729045704Ye, I did that first. It's not really mgtow, you just focus on supporting the team and being a mentor.
>>729045665>breaking up with someone and dating someone else afterthat's not what ntr is
>>729044961>both blonde and brunette, you can pick>actually asked you out>dumped her boyfriend for you>big breasts and assinvisigal never had a chance
>>729045893>in a relationship ship >let's Robert kiss her>let's it linger>while currently in a relationshipAre you a cuck? If you had a girlfriend, and someone kissed her, you would be okay with it because he initiated it?
>>729045893the redpill is that she NTR's Courtney by hooking up with you
>>729045970I like that both routes feel valid depending on your outlook.>BB: she can fix me>Visi: I can fix her
>>729046015You've never been around women have you?
>>729046015It's not that simple. There were complicating factors that you're dishonest if you don't acknowledge. If you can't be honest there's no point in discussing anything.
>>729046225Alright, you are a cuckold, I get it. Its okay that you like cheaters if that's your thing. I get it, you dont care because you like it when your girl kisses other people
>>729044961Confirmed cheating whore.
>>729046324>C-cuck cuck
>>729046357>Confirmed cheating whoreSo a woman.
>>729046015>If you had a girlfriend, and someone kissed her, you would be okay with it because he initiated it?so, you want me to dump my gf because some retard kissed her while she was drunk
>>729046406>he cant tell me im wrong so he instead tries to dismiss itI'll accept your concession
>>729046485I wouldnt stay with a girl who let's people she literally just met give her kisses while shes drunk. But if that's your thing more power to you. I guess dropping quality makes the quantity a lot better after all
>>729046647>Man rapes your gf when she's drunk>YOU WHORE YOU FUCKED ANOTHER MANThis is what you sound like.
>>729046176Visi could fix me
>>729046732>let someone kiss you>retroactively label it as rapeYou got real 3DPD with it i guess? Keep letting your girlfriend kiss people though, I'm sure she'll stay with you
>>729046850You'll die alone anon.
>>729046128holy cute>>729046015you aren't dating her, they broke up
>>729046937Weird concession but okay.
>>729046989They did not break up at that point. You cant gaslight me anon. This was literally the first episode before you meet Pman, and the first time you meet Pman they are factually still in a relationship and the breakup has not happened
>>729047125I literally bought and played the entire game today, she breaks up with him and THEN goes on a date with youUnless you're talking about the kiss in which case she didn't initiate it and instantly said that isn't what she was going for
>>729047243>didnt initiate it>still let's it happen>still let's it linger>still let's someone kiss her while in a committed relationship>but I dont actually want it teehee so its not cheating
>>729047243Just ignore him, he's trying to bait and is failing miserably.
>>729047371yes you understood me perfectlywomen act like that, i would know because i've done that exact thing and felt like i got away with it because i didn't ask for it or imply i wanted it even though i did
>>729044961Unless you're brown and/or zoomer in which case you'll go for the damaged bdp brown womanlet whore
>>729044961Why are guys like >Look at me! Look how much of a male feminist and not like the other guys I am for liking the slightly unconventional tomboy girl instead of that USED GOODS BIMBO WHORE!
>>729048197Bimbos are peak feminity
>>729048197>Implying alt tomboy gf wasn't a millennial goaljej
>>729044961Robert owes Courtney love and sex.
>>729047371So to be clear, you're admitting that she salvaged the situation by stopping the kiss and then breaking up as soon as possible, but that that doesn't erase her wrongdoings.Perfect behavior would have been drawing clear boundaries and sticking to them no matter what happened.But given that she she was in a failing relationship already, very drunk, and surprised by meeting someone who checks all her boxes it's safe to say that this was an example of the deck being perfectly stacked against her giving her every reason to cheat. And she still held back in the end. So that's worth something. You acknowledge that.
>>729048197I love tomboys so much that i want to kill my self
>>729048583>using logic and rationality while being polite and courteousanon is not gonna like this...
>>729044961Serious question: is this game worth picking up or is it one of THOSE games?
>>729048852yes 100000000% yesi am super harsh on games
>>729048852Yes
>>729048852Compared to THOSE games, Dispatch is a breath of fresh air.
>>729048852the actual dispatching gameplay sucks mega-ass, it's legitimately the only game I've ever used a trainer onbut the VN aspects are absolute kino, one of the best video game stories ever
>>729049038>the actual dispatching gameplay sucks mega-ass, it's legitimately the only game I've ever used a trainer onYou're nuts, the dispatching segments were really fun. Shame the game doesn't have an infinite dispatch mode, hope they include one in the second season.
>>729048852If you somehow haven't been had the main story beats spoiled yet, yeah it would be worth a buy.
>>729049038>using trainers on fucking DispatchHow bad are you? Are you a videogame journalist per chance?
>>729048852i bought it today and played it today and i love it so muchLEAVE THIS THREAD NOW AND REMOVE IT FROM YOUR THREAD WATCHER SOMEONE IS GOING TO SPOIL IT FOR YOU!!!!!!!
>>729049202Reading and hearing spoilers doesn't really ruin a story. It's an old wives tale.
I miss her bros. Why did Courtney have to die like that?
>>729049279that's fortunate because nobody on /v/ has ever had an old wife
>>729049371Blame Robob for crashing the car and sending her through the windshield, no idea what the writers were thinking there.
>>729045970>dumped her boyfriend for youNot what happened at all
>>729049371Wut
>>729046015You forgot the part where she wanted out of her relationship and had been planning the break up date since before meeting Robert
>>729049371>>729049413For me the hardcore pegging scene was a bit too much. Like half the animation budget must have gone towards that one scene.
Rob and Courtney is so kino.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dglui5Ne27A
>>729049546I was shocked when I found out the pegging scene occurs regardless of if you romanced Courtney or not.
>>729049038>using a fucking trainer on Dispatch of all thingsFucking up a few calls is part of the joy of the first run and even opens up other missions in some casesThe second run is when you go full autist and keep sending Malevola because she's OP
>>729049718its one thing to fuck up a few calls here and there, its another for Los Angeles to fucking blow up in episode 8
>>729049038Wow, a post from an actual fucking retard.
>>729049546>>729049714I get that it was "foreshadowed" with her comment about being the pegger if you go to the movie but it still feels out of nowhere and out of character for Robert
12 invisible babies....maybe more...
>>729045127>>729044961nothing related
>>729049932Don't forget it was also foreshadowed in her wet dream where she's fucking Robert with a strap-on.
>>729049767Episode 8 is still very generous, you have to be an absolute retard to let LA die.>27-28% of people failed and let LA burn>28% of people are retardedYep that seems about right actually
>>729049718Her is healing other heroes right? They only need healing if a mission is failed. I never failed any missions and barely ever used her
>>729050082The healing power is just the default power and it's basically worthless if you're not failing missions anywayThe real OP-ness of Malevola is her synergy with Sonar - if you build Malevola into mobility and build Sonar into int+cha the two of them can basically solo the entire game thanks to Sonar's hybrid formOn top of that, she has a fuckload of character specific choices that guarantee victoryalso I want to have sex with herIn terms of raw stats Flambae is probably the strongest, but there's a lot of combat-based auto-fails which significantly lowers his usability towards the endgame
>Woah, Robert. You see that X on the ground? I wonder where that came from, say you should stand on it. Hahahaha it would be really funny if you stood on it. You should like totally stand on it, please.
>>729048852The game is cool. The threads for it here suck fucking ass.
The speech given when hiding the mecha-man identity is so much better than revealing you're mecha-manThey really fucked up by not having an option to say "Just Robert" and then "I used to be Mecha-Man"
>>729049279reading that the end of prey is 'it was all just a simulation lol' absolutely killed it for me mid-playthrough
>>729044961She looks unhinged
>>729044961It is, and it's not even close. Invisigal is for boys who think toxic, emotionally unstable scene girls are still in style. Blonde Blazer is for men who know what they want, and what they want is wife material.
>>729044961Can you just not romance anyone in this?I am a volcel and I don't desire roasties.
>>729051668You can, but you have to beat them off with a stick at certain points
>>729048852yeah it has pretty good writing all things considered although there are some reddit moments
>>729051549ThisEven from just a physical standpoint - with BB you get a statuesque aryan amazon blonde but also a slightly shorter statuesque blue-eyed brunetteWith invisigal you get a brownoid thief who can't think of any way to use the power of invisibility for heroics (i.e. she's literally retarded) and is openly hostile to anyone who calls her on her bullshit
>>729051932>(i.e. she's literally retarded)This is especially true when you find out her power is based on her ability to hold her breath for long periods of time, yet she took up smoking (and starting smoking at all in any year after 1980 is enough to qualify someone as retarded, let alone "it makes your superpower shittier")
>>729051243She's a total cinnamon bun.
>>72904997512 is the canon amount
>>729050986If you play through the game the revelation doesn't kill it at all.
>>729052440I eventually played all the way through, I just hate that trope like no other
>>729044961>picking used goods over the quirky asthmatic latina who can steal for you and will cut a bitch who tries to fuck with you. NGMI
>>729045595I wish chinkm00t would do something about the bots infesting /v/ with low quality off-topic bait. Not that /v/ was that much better before the chatbots posting. I doubt he'll do it though since they use paid passes to spam.
>>729047043I want to nonconsensually penetrate her plump posterior with my protruding pulsating pecker.
Is the key to make my shit game succes to ad a Angry tomboy that beats ands makes fun you?
>>729053465>used goodsBB never fucked Phenomaman, it's one of the reasons she breaks up with himCourtney meanwhile whored herself out since middle school
>>729053465>implying the girl with the nose ring is not "used goods"LMAOalso>power based on lung capacity>has asthmawell that sucks>is a smokeroh, she's a triple-retard then
>>729053783>BB cutting her boyfriend and MAKES YOU in charge of himonly the biggest of mommy issues will make you go for her
>>729053465someone never played the game
>>729054087>>729053895>>729053783>chooses the woman who while in a committed relationship gets shitfaced at a bar, flirts with the first guy she meets and tries to tongue fuck his mussyPeak cuck.
Invisimech <3333
>>729054173You're the one doing the cucking though.
>>729054228>a woman who cheats so flagrantly in a relationship DEFINITELY won't cheat when she is in a relationship with YOULMFAO
>>729052440yes it doesthe same thing happened to me, i only finished it because i paid money for it otherwise i would have dropped it
>>729054310Anon, they don't consider it cheating because they're cucks who are into it
>>729054376Trutru, blind to reality.
>>729044961BB is the better girl but invisislut is by far the better robert pairing. They're both really fucked up and kinda retarded and in the process of trying to help each other they end up uplifting themselves together. BB's just too perfect. Her only flaw is that she has no powers without the gem. She just doesn't fit alongside a washed up somewhat suicidal man going through a midlife crisis. Yeah, she might be able to fix him by just being a really good girl, but that's a one way link.
I hate the threads todayYou're so bad to me, I know, but I can't changeTried to tell you but you look at me like maybeI'm a schizo underneathDiscontent and conceitYesterday I cried(This is the jeet in the song not me)You must have been relieved to see your shitposting riseI can understand how you'd be so damn bruisedI don't really like youI'm a little bit of everything all rolled into oneI post shit, I'm a botherMy wife is mid, better than no otherI want you to fuck my loverI do not feel ashamedI am unwell, I follow streamsI'm everything that seethesYou know you wouldn't want it any other waySo take me as I amThis may mean you'll have to shitpost like a fagRest assured that when I start to think its a disserviceAnd I'm going to extremesTomorrow I wont change and today won't mean a thingI post shit, I'm a niggerMy wife is mid, and good for brazzersI want you to fuck my loverI do not feel ashamedI am unwell, I follow streamsI'm everything that seethesYou know you wouldn't want it any other way(Cool guitar solo)Just when you thinkyou got mefigured outThe IP is already changingI think your a foolTo like who you doAnd don't try to save meI post shit, I'm a glazerMy wife is mid, I need a razorI want you to fuck my loverI do not feel ashamedI am unwell, I follow streamsI'm everything that seethesYou know you wouldn't want it any other wayI'm a schizo, I'm a jeetI'm a manchild huffing blazers feet!When you insult her, i get tougher!I'm falseflagging undercoverI've been dumb, I'm deprivedCan't say that I'll surviveYou know I wouldn't want it any other wayYou guys are going to have to get a new z teamer, im about to open for Taylor
>>729054173>while in a committed relationshipShe had been planning to break up with him the literal next day, regardless of if Robert kissed her or notShe is also the one who breaks off the kissThere are very strong mitigating circumstances hereMeanwhile you're simping over a girl who:>has ADHD>has a nosering>Is a mega-retard>Is a brownoidYou're fucking insane if you think Courtney has better long-term prospects than Mandy
>>729054668>cheating on someone who still loves you and is operating under the impression you're together still is OK as long as the woman is thinking about ending the relationshipI see
This is fake
>>729053465>implying the girl who's constantly making dick jokes is a pure virginShe probably worked a glory hole at one point
>>729054934I didn't say it's OK. It's just more understandable.Nice job addressing all of the faults with Courtney though.
>>729055116>get btfo>uhhh actually all that's about Courtney Lmao
>>729055214Why not just pick neither of them then?According to you, BB is a whore. Fine, whatever.Visi is also a whore. Visi is also a retard. Why are you defending her?
>>729055319Visi never cheated on anyone, so I don't think I'll respond to your contrived headcanon seriously.Instead, I'll post golem
>>729045127>upper arm not attached to shoulderit's gotten a lot better but's stuff like this that convinced me we are still way off from real general purpose AI, the program clearly does not have the capacity to think about what it's making.Also, I never liked the white parts of her costume, they are unnecessary and should just be bare skin.
>>729046357to be fair, she does end up breaking it off with him after she realizes she had feeling for another guy, still dirty but no nearly as bad as continue to be with Robert behind his back.
>>729055563>ADHD smoker with a noseringShe never cheated on anyone because nobody wants to date a girl who has sex with strangers if they pay her $50She's a thief who is guilty of attempted murder - and that's only what we KNOW about - which is certainly worse than "had a drunken kiss on the lips which she didn't initiate the night before she broke up with her boyfriend who had never been sexual with her over their 7 year relationship"
>>729044961>Optimal choice.for gays
>>729055563Why can't I date golem tho?
>>729054558Good point, i wish robert was more relatable and less perfect maybe even more suicidal or something that would've been cool.
>>729055116Sorry anon but I don't argue with cucks. Have a good one.
>>729055678@grok please generate a video of this character turning around in the same outfit with the same anatomy
>>729056042>im going to make up a bunch of garbage and pretend like it mattersThats about what I expected
>>729056214fymtbybf
>>729056214We know Courtney is a thief. She has admitted as much.She is guilty of attempted murder by willfully strapping a bomb to him, knowing it would explode and put his life in danger.
>>729044961Anything but work.
>>729056460>she still hasn't discovered my 3 tb of blazer pornphew
>>729054187Counteroffer:>VisiRobertBlazer sandwich
>>729056374She did villain shit while she was a villain. And once she put a face to the deed, she stopped and quit, then later risks her life to fix her mistakes. But anon was right, if I argue with cucks I'm the real loser.
>>729056606It's in the folder labelled "deadlines".Everyone but her has opened it
>>729056703
>>729044961I dont play reddit games
God I wish she would squish my head in between those thighs
>>729048852It should, by every right, be awful. It literally has a Youtube VA cast beyond the main three. And yet it works.
>>729056979
Incredibly dumb story and cringe zoomer internet culture, gameplay is laughable.It's a nice romance visual novel tho
Waterboy will not return for season 2. He dies offscreen from getting CRUSHED.
Love Blonde BlazerHate MandyI wanted a 6 foot tall blonde musclegoddess not some homely fraud
>>729046015I'm not going to respond to every response tree but what all of you fail to get is that Phenomaman is not an actual love interest to BB, atleast not at that point, hell not even a real person, if anything he is like a puppy to her, she can't bring herself to break the heart of till circumstances encourage her to move forward
>>729057762incredibly gay post
>dog shit game has waifus >sells like hotcakes and forms a fanbase overnightWill they finally learn their lesson?
>waifusI hate zoomers and normalfags ruining every word, everything they touch
>>729044961>loses her muscles when goes brunette
>>729047043Prism is pretty hot though I like the version from the concept art where she had a leotard on. I like leotards in general and I think BB's outfit is a pretty good compromise between sexiness and covering up.
>>729058589
I don't like that Shroud devolved in the fight. Kinda feels like the Shroud you meet at the bar and the one in the mech are just completely different characters in terms of presence. I was fascinated by his reverence for the old heroes and he just kinda degrades.
>>729054627>Flamebae doesn't try to sabotage his team when somebody has to get cut>Actually defends Visi and probably woulda defended the cut hero if he had a say in it>Actually likes Chase and is worried about him in his own way>Despite having every reason to not work with Robert, decides that he found his home in his family>All this is wrapped with actual subtlety Actually fucking insane that they delivered with this guy.
>>729059916>Is an arab>Is a literally flaming homosexual>Is /v/'s favorite characterJust goes to show how important the "writing" part is of writing characters
>>729049718For me it’s when you fuck up enough for Blazer to join.Absolute kino moment
>>729061546>When you fuck up enough for Blazer to joinIt only requires one time, and you get hit with a guaranteed fail (any mission you don't get 100% coverage of) so that she can join.Normally if you get >80% success you are guaranteed to succeed
Golem is easily the strongest since he can solo 3/4 hero slot missions all on his own.Prism is 2nd best with perfect clone, but that requires a second hero which makes her inherently inferior to Golems ability to solo everythingFlambae is great but he needs to get a few wins and start to snowball, and I think that puts him behind the other twoI haven't done a playthrough keeping coupe, but supposedly she's also really good, though I dont think her or Sonar would reach the others levels.
Blazer sucks. Blame the devs. >game has romance in addition to the main story>the actual romance follow through and sex scenes get cut>Visi's tard wrangling is part of the main story so she's still all over the game anyway>Blazer's largely absent from the main story, little runtimeI also feel pretty strongly Blazer's dinner is something they didn't earn. That's the sort of serious confession you lay on someone after you've been dating for a while and it's getting serious. It's not something you just seemingly dump on a guy you've kissed once, even if the comic tries to explain it. Also another thing I would've done is the Z-Team should only confront you to cut Visi if you're fucking her. By that time you've built a large amount of trust with the team. They should really only mistrust you if you're, say, fucking Visi and they have reason to suspect maybe you aren't Jesus man come to redeem everyone. Maybe you're just pussystruck.
>>729061546On my first playthrough I was 1 or 2 hits away from losing the city and then blazer showed up and I managed to defeat CoupeShe truly is the perfect wife
>>729061772counterpoint: I really want to have sex with Malevola
>>729044961BB was my choice. Visi is probably better story wise cause her arc is the most relevant but I went with BB anyways.
>>729061931>I also feel pretty strongly Blazer's dinner is something they didn't earnI felt like it was warranted enough. Robert opened up about his own story himself and Blazer felt comfortable enough to tell him about her insecurities. Plus it was pretty clear she was interested in him from the get-go and really wanted Robert to like her as Mandy.
>look at the concept art>It is one of the most insane rare cases where they went with the best choice for every character
You think you're invisible but I fucking see you.
>>729044961She's better as a brunette. I've never felt more cucked picking the canon love interest since Invisigal seemed to be the stories emotional throughline.
>>729044961Sell me on why I should prefer a criminal killer with BPD over this
>>729062393they should've let Chase die after Keep up, would've been more misery kino for upcoming episodes
>>729061981I respect your opinion and understand. I would never cheat on Courtney, but Malevia is sexo
>>729062537Because liking a white and feminine character is problematic and you're supposed to virtue signal by liking a gender nonconforming queer character in 2025
>>729056081No.
This game is the epitome of terrible millenial writing. There was exactly ONE good scene in it.
>>729063353Yeah "queer gender nonconforming" is why she is badno bigger reason
>>729052390GIWTWM
>>729044961>the manipulative psycho boss who's using you as a rebounddo blazerkeks really
>>729044961>entire game is just fmvs.>they ask money for this low effort trash.
>>729063756It's arguably the best millennial writing can get. There's some actual edge to it which these fags mostly lost as soon as they were afraid someone might post them saying a wrongthink on twitter. It's also free of preachy dei bullshit. It just has the whole >nah can't be too sincere better drag it down with a jokeThat millennials love to do because Joss Whedon. Millennials can and have done far far worse.
>>729044961Yes
>>729065306The king has arrived
>>729044961I'M BROWN AND LOOK LIKE AN INDIAN AND I'M GONNA BREED WITH BLONDE BLAZER BECAUSE SHE'S SO ZAMN
>>729065350It's a pleasure.
>>729065428>falseflagging rat fag is hereKill yourself
fujoposting got this game's threads sage on sight stop you retarded nigger
I thought it was the rat poster?
>>729065628I'm not falseflagging? Only shitposting
>>729052390Whats with the frame rate.
>>729065673Who? Me? I just arrived
>>729065774sure you aren't faggot
>>729065860Dude hand on my heart that isn't me lol. When i post lyrics, which once i spent s whole day doing because i was pulling an all nighter, i edited them to be relevant to the game
>>729063756This has been the best its been. Sure, its not perfect, especially with fucking Toxic and his "perfect dick" but the writing was prioritized where it counts.
>>729064283It feels like genuinely forever since a western game just fucking let a scene sit. JUST LET THE FUCKING SCENE SIT, you know? Like no interruptions. They allow a moment of quiet to it. I don't know why this is such a fucking lost art with western media. There was weight and a tempo to conversations in this game that I genuinely missed.
>>729064283>dei bullshitMultiple characters of differing ethnic backgrounds, a gay character, etc. These would be seen as complete red flags on this damn board. Why do anons give this game the time of day?
>>729065923Also the closest i've ever gotten to listen to hispanic music is sean paul, who's jamaican
>>729065860If anything the dude in the pic is falseflagging as me lmao
>>729046485The reason so many people choose to kiss her, even in this gay ass feminized hell world of schrodinger's consent terror, is because it's very clear she's giving signals to the guy (you) and leading you on. This is validated by the fact she is in fact attracted to the guy she just happened to find herself in a oopsie kiss with. In fact she starts coming on to him within the day of breaking up with her long term boyfriend.
The only truly "optimal choice" is to disable QTEs
>>729066652Also i haven't seen a dispatch thread for a while
>>729068060It's because they moved onto the general.
>>729068152What does that mean? Does it mean the jannies are sending all dispatch threads made here to there?
>>729068371From what I recall the last Dispatch thread was about two or three weeks ago. By then it was filled with the usual waifu wars and spammers. The last one was then saged so people finally agreed it was time to move, lest jannies remove any Dispatch related thread here in the future. So for the most part discussion has taken place at /SDN/. Of course it gets rather cyclical with the spammers and what not.
>>729068620Yeah that sounds about right. I'm sure i was there and spamming kekThanks. Figured there's a reason i no longer saw them
>>729065428I'm her boogie man, that's what I amI'm here to do whatever I canBe it early morning, late afternoonOr at midnight, it's never too soonTo want to please her, to want to keep herTo want to do it all, all for herI want to be her, be her rubber ballI want to be the one, she love most of all, oh yeahI'm her boogie man, I'm her boogie manTurn me onI'm her boogie man, I'm her boogie manI do what her wantI'm her boogie man, I'm her boogie manTurn me onI'm her boogie man, I'm her boogie manI do what she want
>>729046494When did he get injured like that?
>>729066395Because this isn't your /pol/ echo chamber retard.Also learn English before posing as white
>>729048852No. It's way too short for its price. Cutting corners to cover up the decisions. The ending is abyssmally stupid.I've played Detroit Become Human right after this and the amount of choices for a movie game was like night and day.
>>729066395Because it's about how they're written, not what they are. You might as well say>Stargate SG-1 is dei bullshit
>>729069652No love for kc and the sunshine band?
Season 2 doko? Maybe this time it won't take 6 years for 10 hours of content.
>>729070975Most of the delay for this one was due to having to tell netflix and amazon to fuck off when they tried shoving in too many mandates, then getting funding to finish it off as a video game from CR
>>729072235They also made their lifetime expected sales basically straight away too so funding isn't really going to be an issue for season 2
>>729044961>Gets cucked so badly that he needs to be pumped full of meds to functionWhat did they mean by this?
Did anyone make it so they never missed/failed a single call? Is it even possible?
>>729049467Literally is troon
>>729052054>yet she took up smoking (and starting smoking at all in any year after 1980 is enough to qualify someone as retarded, let alone "it makes your superpower shittier")pRedditor moment kek, you can't breed
I love her, but I did the Visi romance earlier this week and it's fucking wild how much more you get on her route and how much more complete it makes her arc feel.
>>729056042>doing everything possible to avoid talking about how blondie is a cheating whoreLOL the cope is insane
Love Courtney. Cuddle Courtney. Wipe a tear from Courtney's face. Slam dunk a baby into Courtney's waiting womb. Take Courtney to dinner. Dance with Courtney to a slow song. Give Courtney a surprise hug from behind. Wake up as Courtney's little spoon. Meet Courtney's parents. Make Courtney breakfast in bed. Explain to Courtney that stealing donuts is wrong. Open the pickle jar for Courtney. Hack the IRS to erase Courtney's debt. Fight crime with Courtney. Give Courtney a lame gift only surprise her with a wedding ring. Take Courtney for a walk in the park. Carry Courtney to bed after a long day and too much wine. Take Courtney to a cheesy romcom. Tell Courtney to slow down when it's cold because it agitates her asthma. Dutch oven Courtney on a sleepy Sunday morning. Adopt a cat with Courtney. Give Courtney a head pat when she gets frustrated. Bake cookies with Courtney. Tickle Courtney when she's mad. Take Courtney to Paris in the Mech. Explain to Courtney you don't like the name Roberta for a girl. Tell Courtney she completes you. Go grocery shopping for Courtney. Ask Mandy what you should get Courtney for her birthday. Make love to Courtney. Tell Courtney you love her.
>>729054965She's right.
>>729075646This but BB instead.
>>729045127>I wish they would have made her ab definition visible through the suit.Same brother, same.>>729055678Honestly I look at sloppa like fast food; it fills a quick need. The downside of smaller mistakes is the plusside of being able to pump out content at the speed of light.
Last night I had a dream that a new heroine joined the Z team and tried to fuck Royd assuming he had a big cock. But then he was like "nah bruddah, if you want big cock you go Waterboy, he 20 inches length and 20 inches girth". So this new heroine went to fuck Waterboy but he said "listen slut, I am tired of only getting the tip in. If you want to have sex with me, I am going to tie you down and gag you. There will be no safeword, and you will take my entire cock". The heroine was Arabelle Raphael, except without her shitty tattoos. She died on the first mission because she couldn't walk after being railed by Waterboy and then Rob cut Waterboy from the team because he had been banned from sex after nearly killing the last recruit with his penis.
>>729076779>is the plusside*Is beaten by the plusside
>>729066702so youre saying islam was right??
>it'sA "professional" was paid to write these subtitles
>>729076481Love Mandy. Cuddle Mandy. Wipe a tear from Mandy's face. Slam dunk a baby into Mandy's waiting womb. Take Mandy to a fancy dinner. Let Mandy take you to a fancy dinner. Attend red carpet events with Mandy. Dance with Mandy to a slow song. Feature on posters and advertisements with Mandy. Consult on the Old Hollywood style film all about you and Mandy. Give Mandy surprise hugs from behind. Let Mandy fly you to work. Fly Mandy to work with the suit. Wake up as Mandy's little spoon. Wake up with Beef sitting inbetween both of you. Meet Mandy's parents and bring them gifts. Make Mandy some breakfast in bed. Let Mandy make you breakfast in bed. Explain to Mandy the difference between offensive fouls/blocking fouls. Explain the hop step, euro step, gather step, traveling. Open up marinara jars for Mandy. Open up beers for Mandy. Hack into SDN to cover up security footage of you and Mandy in her office. Fight crime with Mandy. Bust nuts with Mandy. Give Mandy flowers and surprise her with vacation time from work. Take Mandy for walks in the park. Sing Mandy love songs. Carry Mandy to bed after a long day and too much wine and spaghetti. Take Mandy to Disneyworld. Take Mandy to New York. Watch Naked and Afraid and Love Island with Mandy. Tell Mandy to bake your favorite Christmas cookies for you. Make love to Mandy on a sleepy Sunday morning. Father your children with Mandy. Send your kids to private school for Mandy. Vacations in Europe with Mandy and your family. Let Mandy rub your feet after a long day. Rub Mandy's feet after a long day. Let Mandy serve you wine. Serve Mandy wine. Explain to Mandy you'd like to name your daughter Amanda. Tell your daughter Amanda that she is a treasure. Barbecues in the Summer with Mandy, Aunt Courtney, Uncle Chad, Poppa Chase and others. Asking Aunt Courtney what she'd like to do for Mandy for her birthday. Make love to Mandy Robertson. Tell Mandy Robertson you'll give her the moon.
>>729078236BASED
>>729045893>leaving the depressed guy for another dickaverage NTR plot
>>729046015Dispatch fags are normalfags, most of them are cucks and love whores
I BEAT THAT BITCH TO DEATHJK I TAKE MY MEDS
>>729065750Mandy really is that type, to hype the fuck out of her man like he's a superstar, when she's a goddess and he's the most basic guy in the world. It's so fucking authentic to her character
>>729080549Robert is a TRVE superhero THOUGH.
>>729080628That's why she calls him the famous one!
>redditpatchGo buy an ad.
>>729080549She sees her in him. He's just a regular guy without his suit just like he's a regular girl without her amulet. That's why they were made for each other
>>729081079Why? it's already popular here
>>729046176This anon gets it
>>729082475Truth
>>729046176
>make blond white women>OOOOOOOH BESTEST GIRL OF THE YEAR
>>729073105>function properly Anon, the meds completely destroy almost all his functionality.It’s more curious what they meant by that
>>729048852i dont know what those games are but its an incredibly unremarkable gamei dont know why people are praising the story, it is very generic and your choices have little to no impact on anythingthe actual gameplay is pretty boringif you want a dating sim visual novel then you might enjoy it
>>729084819She's best girl because she's a good person.
>>729084819she's brunette
>>729050686many such cases
>>729084819>make classic Hollywood love interest>OOOOOOOH BEST GIRL OF ALL TIME!Yes
>>729084905>good person>attractive>rich>white>smart>hardworkingLiterally the perfect woman.
>>729082475She also wants him in her.
>>729085134Heyyyooooo
>>729084819Amazing how many studios fuck up this one simple step
>>729084890You're right on all accounts but I still found it cool.
>>729075646 >>729078236Based
>>729084819>*womanShe's Brunette, Ranjesh
>>729070975
>>729057483kinda based how her VA ships them
>>729057483Hermy has what it takes
>>729056902Every time I see this shit picture I get pissed off by the fact that they're on wrong sides in the bottom part.
>>729086270>a ginger and a niggerKEK this is so funny.
>dating sim>only 2 optionsGrim
>>729086353>BB groping left cheek>Visi pickpocketing rightLooks right to me
>>729057483>AHHHHH, SHE TEMPORARILY MADE ME WANT TO FUCK BLACK GIRLS
GET OVER HERE or SUPER SPIRIT BOMB?
>>729086738The one goku did.
>>729068620You should not worry that much, the jannies are too busy scouring for uma threads.
How the fuck is it cheating or NTR when she fucking broke up with Phenomeman? Do zoomers not understand the terms they use?
>>729044961>Optimal choice.Optional*
>>729050049Why wouldn't you want LA to be destroyed
>>729087032The kids today are completely fucking retarded, man....
>>729087032Indians and Koreans don't
>>729086738GET OVER HERE
>>729086684Fuck you mean temporarily?
>>729087032/v/ is full of unironic incels who believe that if she isn't a pure untouched virgin then she's a shameless whore
>>729087708BITCH YOU DOWN BAD FOEVA
>>729062046>Visi is probably better story wiseJust because the story focuses more on Robert mentoring Visi doesn't mean you have to immediately start romancing her.Also, Visi's romance content is very lackluster actually, because 99% of content with her is identical in her romanced and non-romanced routes.
average Blazer hater cope be like
I regret missing the early threads, I wanted to wait for it to be done and play it in one go.
>>729087942>Visi's romance content is very lackluster actuallyAs opposed to blazers which is sooooo fleshed out? What kind of fucking cope is this lmao
>>729088741Visi's romance is....a couple kisses in 7 and 8 that Robert does not initiate between two characters that have almost nothing in commonBlazer's romance is....the entire storyline, all of the poetic and romantic, subtle gestures and actions and affections that blossom between them, from episode 1 all the way to the end
>>729089000>Blazer's romance is....the entire storylineI can't tell if your trolling or genuinely retarded
>>729089120It's like poetry, anon. It rhymes.
>>729089272Yeah, Blazer romance actually flows better with the story. Ivisigal's romance is just... weird.
>>729089272>>729089120Both romances are the entire storyline, the difference being Visi's is tied up with her "learn to be a real hero" story which means it takes longer to get to the romance parts, but as a result they feel more earned. Blazer's romance starts off quicker because they have of an initial spark but plateaus later.Though Blazer gets points for being understanding if you dump her for Visi.
I doubt you guys would pick Invisigal over BB IRL
>>729089272Anon she has what, 15 minutes of screentime? The whole game is not her route. She's basically an after thought. I played this game, so your retardation isn't going to convince me. If anything the game pushes Courtney, and no amount of posturing is going to change that. Keep being willfully retarded if you want. It wont change reality
>>729089000Visi's romance feels a lot more like it's catered towards the player (as in it's the player's job to fix her) while BB feels like it was made specifically for Robert the character. Robert is constantly showing interest in BB before the decision whereas Visi's interactions are mostly banter and mentoring. When you go on a date with BB you can end up kissing her but you don't get that option at the movie with Visi. I think it's very obvious who the writers intended to be the default romance, but Visi ended up being much more story relevant.
>>729044961>go on dates with her>support her>only try to be a good mentor to invis bitch>for some reason get the romance ending with invis bitch instead of mandyThis is only happened because Shroud is a little snitch
>>729088741>says nothing throughout an entire date
>>729089804You don't need to talk as much with a woman whom you have good chemistry with
>>729089698You kissed Invisibitch in the locker room.
>>729089879>you might like me when I'm loud sometimeCute!
>>729089926I didn't expect Shroud to be such a little bitch>hurr durr I'm the mastermin that has planned 10 steps ahead>AND I'm also a little bitchfucking loser, got me fooled thinking he was hot shit
>>729089476>>729089595I think what happens most often is, people are shitting where they eat. They like that they can kiss the girl that makes lots of dick jokes during the Dispatch segments. The girl that's talking to them constantly, the problem child that needs saving is the one they think is Roberts perfect love interest. But all of Roberts own desires are suppressed, the way he feels about Blazer is ignored, the way he is treated by Invisigal is ignored, the way he SHOULD be treated is not given regard
>>729089698you deserve it for cheating on an 11/10 wife
>>729090327Tomboys make the best wives indeed
>>729090368Septum piercing =/= tomboy
>>729090302>the problem child that needs saving is the one they think is Roberts perfect love interest.>everybody is just wrong! And they just dont know it!!!!Nah, they're right. Thats some heavy copium you're inhaling
>>729087772Those same people will also claim that Visi is a pure untouched virginNot a joke
>>729086738Get over here is the actual move
>>729046015anon you do realise that fake omniman wasnt really a bf, his concept of sex was hugging
>>729090592>ad populum>4chan>"I just want you to look at me the way you look at Blazer"Oh my...Oh dear, oh dear oh my...
Why are Blazer fans the vocal minority?
>>729084819I like her because she is heroic, virtuous, disciplined, and kind. Not because she is blonde.
>>729044961Blazer's great but I still prefer the tomboyish villain.
>>729090843This. She could be any color, any shape, to be honest. It's her actions, her character, her spirit, that's what Robert loves about her, that's why he looks at her like this
>>729089698Biblical levels of greed.
>>729090302If this were true then they would've made Robert a Persona-style self-insert. Visi is a love interest because it works just as well for Robert's character as Blazer. With Blazer the obvious connection is that both are normal people trying to be heroes with the help of an external power source. But with Visi, she comes along when Robert is at his own lowest wondering if it's possible for him to still be a hero and whether he should even try, and helping Visi become a hero helps justify his own beliefs and why he keeps pushing himself to be one despite the costs.Both work for Robert, the only wrong option is romancing Visi but still managing to fuck up her redemption.
>>729090805Both Blazer and Visi fans are vocal. Blazer fans are simply the minority.
>>72909080580% of young men are virgins/incels
>>729090428She literally acts like a man
>>729091158Robert was ready and willing to cut Invisigal at the end of Chapter 3, mate. He wasn't looking at his job as dependent on Invisigal, whatsoever. Remember, Mandy tells you that in episode 1. "The new suit is not contingent on Phoenix Programs success." Invisigal can choose to be a murderous villain and everyone and everything is still happy at the end. Failing Visi as a mentor has almost zero consequences
>>729091158>f it's possible for him to still be a hero and whether he should even try, and helping Visi become a hero helps justify his own beliefsWhat does that have to do with anything? Robert never doubted his how heroism, he was just stumped how to be a hero without a suit.When you think about it, him and Invisigal have literally nothing in common.
>>729090428She has a masculine attitude, and she is even a gamer and stuff. And tomboys can look feminine. It's a personality first and foremost. The stereotypical looks are just correlated at best.
Blonde Blazer can fix me...
All I want for Christmas
>>729084819>Blonde>Sexy>Not a cuntWow it's a complete mystery why people like her.
>>729094913sauce
>>729045569Why in the name of satan would you ever date a hoe that cheated on her previous man, even if it is with youThere's literally no fucking guarantee she's not going to do the exact same thing to you the second she fancies another dude, you're literally sleeping on a hand grenadeWhy would anyone with the slightest sense of foresight even agree to cheating with a future partner candidate and let him know, it's literally shooting yourself on the feet
>>729096182>Why in the name of satan would you ever date a hoe that cheated on her previous man,Probably because she didn't cheat on him?
>>729096274Did she drop her previous man for the new man?That's only marginally better, and it barely changes anything up, you still have no guarantee you're not gonna get tossed aside as well
>>729096621>Did she drop her previous man for the new man?No and you're really giving away how much of a virgin you are.
>>729096710>YOU ARE A VIRGINHave you fucked a female in your life? One single time?Have you busted inside with no protection? Had her begging for it? Put your thumb in her mouth? Choke her, slap her? Put your thumb inside her butt?Sucked her clit till she squirts on your bed? Fucked her so hard and loud that the neighbors start banging on the wall to make you stop?Ever had the girls dad walk in on you while you're fucking his daughter in his house?You ever fucked a girl you just met while everyone else is drunk and passed out on the floor in your bedroom?Have you ever had a girl stick her finger in your butt? A girl that wears a septum ring?Have you ever fucked a fat girl? Have you ever fucked a Black girl?Have you ever fucked a girl so hard and bloody and raw that she becomes obsessed with you?Ever had guys threaten to beat you up/kill you because you fucked "their girl"?I've lived, kid. I will continue to live. It is what it is. Whatever you want to think about my life here in good old Oklahoma, you can think it all you want to. But I've had romance in my life, and I've had many heartbreaks. A girl who wore a septum ring, she was. And I can see the glowing red flags. I can see sexual harassment. I can see physical abuse. I can see emotional abuse. I can see manipulation. It makes me shut off my romance senses immediately and almost permanently.
>>729096880Wow... a copypasta already in the thread.
>>729096710You go champ, gotta catch them allAll them hoes, and all them STDs, gotta show everyone how actions should have no consequences
>>729096997>Eww you dated a woman who had a previous parter, she might have cooties! *sigh* why can't I find a nice 30 year old virgin girl
>>729096621>Did she drop her previous man for the new man?The game suggests that she was already in the process of breaking up with Phenomaman before she met Robert. That she found a new man so quickly is more coincidence than anything. There isn't really anything to suggest that Robert is why she broke up with Phenomaman. So it wouldn't really be accurate to say that she dropped her previous man FOR the new man. More like she dropped her previous man for a multitude of unrelated reasons, and then coincidentally immediately found another. But if she hadn't met Robert she would have likely just flown solo and who even knows for how long.
>>729097268...Fair enough, then. But I'd still keep on the look for more red flagsI've been holding on watching this game until I finish another game so I can free up disk space
>>729050049It's kind of putting a helmet on the special kids, but I do like that for a game that doesn't care if you play the videogame portion that there's at least ONE sort of major thing that depends 100% on your gameplay ability. And it tracks that 1/3 of the population are so retarded they didn't knock down the traitor mini-boss.
>>729050395As someone that's good at the game, your people will fail 20% fails all the time. Her heal ability is great and used constantly. I will agree that I never replayed to get that skill that some people have where they're hitting 95% missions all day.
>>729097815>As someone that's good at the gameIf you were good at the game you wouldn't be needing to heal in the first place
>>729099924retard
>>729100000Shitter
>>729100065dumbass
Phenomanoman is not a MAN
>>729100086faggot
>>729090805Visi is the virtue signalling option.
>>729100156nigger
>>729100256Cunt
>>729100279asshole
>>729090805>vocalWe're often very quiet and civil imo. We often don't even have a problem with visi-posters and we'll gladly admit that both choices have their merits.
>>729100363Bitch
>>729100256>>729100279>>729100363Thanks for bumping the thread back to page 1.
>>729100421you're alright anon
>>729048571>Courtney love
>>729100518it will never not be too soon
All this bitching and bickering about the girls but nobody annoyed by libtard Asmongold delivering voice lines with the vigor of a dead muppet after 2 blunts?
>>729100947Personaly I found him inoffensive at worst. His deadpan delivery plays off of the other characters well. People who continously bitch about his performance are the same type of people that bitch about keanu because he has the same delivery in every film he does; I still like his films and his performance in them.
>>729100514You're aight too anon.Started playing a game, so I'm glad it ended there
>>729100947You're gonna have to be more specific than that
>>729100947I cut him for that
