Has a game ever monkey paw'd you before?
>>729047703I really fucking hate what gamefreak’s done with shiny’s. Before they were insanely rare, a once-in-a-lifetime event. Now getting one is so trivial any retard can do it, and they’ve even gone so far as to create methods that all but guarantee you get one. Making them easily obtainable just makes them less desirable, but anything to make the retards who still play this garbage feel special I guess…
>>729047703>shinyYES!>male raltsinto the trash
>>729048024They are doing anything they can to pander to the lowest common denominator.
>>729047703What's wrong with Shiny Gallade?
>>729047703>shinyYes!>male Ralts in Emerald that can only become GardevoirYES!
there's nothing wrong with male gardevoir
>>729047703BisonYES.webm
>>729048286>Gen 3>Gallade
>>729048328why do you like male pokemon penis
>>729048883>>729048883>>729048883It would evolve into GardevoirSo it would LITERALLY be a feminine penis
>>729047703>catch it>be known as the gay trainer with a male Gard
>>729047703What if it was Wally who encountered Shiny Ralts?
I don't understand why people like Gardevoir, it just looks weird.
>>729048967You meam Wally?
>>729047703>monkey paw>>729048969https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfbQDP2X4QE
>>729047703>>729048115What? You can trade that up to gen 4 and gat a kickass shiny Gallade.
i dont get it
>>729048024They just reflect what their ongoing audience's desires are, think of the romhacking scene around Gen3 alone. Lots of romhacks getting early access to the backported Shiny Charm (or multiple copies of it, even) and stuff like the recently-released Pokemon All In romhack that enhancees shinybodds just by guessing right on a heads-or-tails coin toss at the start.
>>729048883I have a girlfriend in real life so I don't have to imagine having sex with my pokemon to cope
>>729049020its basically just a feminine looking elf
>>729048024>Before they were insanely rare, a once-in-a-lifetime event.Dog it was always possible to force them it just wasn’t common knowledge
>>729049020I think it looks really cute, but I don't understand the people who think it is sexually attractive.
>>729049020you look weird
>>729048024>once-in-a-lifetime eventI had gotten over 20 by the release of gen 4
>>729047703this is literally the perfect combo though?
>>729047703My sister found a shiny Golbat when you were in a forced partner section in Pokemon Platinum. You aren't allowed to catch Pokemon when you have a partner.Despite having played hundreds more hours of Pokemon than her in my life, I have still yet to somehow ever come across a shiny.
>>729048024Shinys are ugly as fuck but GF will always be beyond based for making shiny autists seethe
>>729049907only autsitic fucks will go as far as to rng manip to hunt for shinies, the average consoomer doesn't know any of that
>>729051897Shiny Nidoqueen has to be the biggest fucking let down of my life. Worst of all was I got her as a Nidoran in Go and I spent the time to evolve her expecting a Nidoking colored one but nope. Some shitty green and pink abomination.
>>729047703Shiny Rhyhorn in Safari Zone.Had modest nature
>>729052079Nah, that's Dragonair going from a 10/10 pink serpent to a horror show.
>>729052025Doesn’t need RNG manip>gen 2 has breeding >Gen 3 has Masuda method (admittedly the hardest gen to get access for this)>gen 4 poke radar chains
>>729052126It can learn surf and thunderboltRun the special rhydon you always dreamed of
>>729052269This is legitimately one of the better looking shinies dark green is a great color
>>729052360No.
Huge titted, huge cocked, shemale Gardevoirs are objectively the best type of Gardevoir.
>>729052269The sprite looks ok>>7290525283D model is lame though. Still hate Nidoqueen more especially since the prior forms were pallete swaps with their counterparts.
>>729052079I had an 8 year old melty when my first shiny was a chingling
>I have a girlfriend in real life
>>729047703The opposite of this happened to me when I was young. I was a coolfag and wanted Gallade but the Ralts I hatched was female. Ruined me forever.
>>729047703>evolving Ralts Shit taste
>>729053265AND SHE IS SO BLUE
>>729048024>getting one is so trivial any retard can do itFarming for hours is something a retard would do, it's not something skillful
>>729048024I somehow got legit PokeRUS in Emerald which was even rarer than shinies yet never encountered a wild shiny until PLA when I got two within a day.
I have been trying to get a shiny since June. Still nothing. Should I give up?
>>729048024>a once-in-a-lifetime eventI can imagine a child thinking this
>>729057328Giving up after spending 6 months on it would be hilarious. Do it fagvot
>>729048024After people finish their living Dex they want to do a shiny living Dex, modern Pokémon just makes that easier.
>>729047703>wally catching a ralts>it's a shiny ralts
>>729047703>Getting pissed over a silly genderKek
>>729048024yeah, I noticed I get at least 3 per playthrough now, ridiculous
>>729048865Male Gardevoirs have got to be the funniest things ever because Gamefreak seemingly couldn’t program specific gender evolutions into Gen 3, despite successfully doing it for the Nidoran line on the fucking Gameboy of all things.
>>729047703>male gardevoirwhat's the problem? you're not some kind of faggot are you?
>>729048024If game freak were smart they'd give every pokemon like 8 different shiny variations, but keep the encounter rate at the current one, so people get their "easy shinies" but specific ones would still be super fucking rare.
>>729057774
>Get a shiny>It’s the fucking ice cream mon
>>729047703https://youtu.be/FfbQDP2X4QE
>>729057823
>>729057717Nidoran lines were essentially just seperate Pokemon altogether thoughbeit
>>729057717Gardevoir is not supposed to be inherently female, its literally called Sir Knight in japanese
>>729049020Meanwhile Jynx has natural tits while Gardevoir does not. I guess Gardevoir was right time and right place and all people think about when it comes to Jynx is Mr. Popo because people are truly gay.
>>729052079Wow you weren’t lying, it’s like Litten’s evolutionary line being a huge disappointment with big bara wrestler cat at the end. I guess Sprigatito counts too with Meowscarada.
>>729048024I'd argue the opposite. By making shinies realistically obtainable, they're opened the door to a whole new way to play the game into the postgame. You can go for perfection in stats and shine. You can go for a living dex. You can fill an entire box with a specific shiny if you're insane.The world is your oyster now. Go for a full living dex, even.
>>729053265>Wojack shitter
>>729057870wowpikachu is literally me
People lost their mental virginity over this
MEGA EVOLUTION!!!
>>729058358ermsauce
>>729047703kinda
>>729058410never mind found italso a little disappointed
>>729057925Still doesn’t change the fact that it looks too feminine to also be male. Grade coir is just a dumb overrated Pokémon
>>729059649what's wrong with a feminine male, huh? does it make you uncomfortable because you want to have sex with it?
>>729057864Heh, classic.
>>729058141It's especially fucked up that Nidoking's shiny follows the expected pattern of the whole line being colored like the female, so why does Nidoqueen suddenly show up covered in barf green?
>>729047703In Pokemon Y, I tried the Masuda method for the first time by going for a shiny Froakie with ProteanTook like a month and the shiny little bastard had Torrent. It even had the perfect IVs for a special attacker to rub salt in the wound. I kept going for like another 3 weeks until I finally got the one with the right abilityIn gen 7 I got my shinies with egg RNG manipulation, which I actually had fun doing
>>729049020Gardevoir is alright, but not even half as sexy as Eevee or basically any Eeveelution.
>>729057823>you thought the Gardevoir was a girl?>guess what, it's a DUDE!This joke was stale 15 years ago.
>>729047703For some reason I was autistic about grinding in the first patch of grass available immediately after receiving my starter back when I played Pearl, Platinum, and Soul Silver. I missed multiple shinies (Hoothoot, Starly, Bidoof) just due to the fact that I didn't have any Poké Balls yet.
>>729054487DABADEEBADABOO
>>729047703One of those was my first ever shiny pokemon (in Alpha Sapphire)That playthrough, I was going with a naming scheme of Dragonball characters, so I named him Tenshinhan, and evolved him into Gardevoir anyway since that's one of my favorite pokemon. (plus, I already had a fighting type with Blaziken, so a more psychic focused one was welcome.)
>>729052301>Gen 3 has Masuda methodmasuda method was implemented in gen 4, retardthere's no way to get easy shinies in gen 3 besides RNG manip
>>729052528The gay washed out colors of the 3d models do not prove youre point because they all look bad
>>729061768um actually the joke is that gardevoir is a man but pikachu asks him out anyway
>>729062154>washed out colorsYou mean actual colors.
>>729060774Because early shinys were just number increases on the RGB number. They weren't planned out.
