On the first day of ChristmasMy dear /v/ gave to me...
Nothing.
>>729051495one vidya butts
10 sexy lolis
>>729051495yotsuba with a christmas tree
>>729051623It's what I expect and yet /v/ still finds ways to disappoint me.>>729051687And then the next moment, I am impressed.
9 Zoomers zooming
>>729051623Everything
8 troons a-troonin'
>>729051623Very generous of /v/ to gift the entire PS5 library.
>>729051936kek
7 switch 2 emulators
6 bings wahoo-ing
5 Drawfag threads
5 RUSTLED JIMMIES
>>729051936Wew lad
>>729051495Merry Christmas from Lucena Bonneville, /v/ros!
4 Men bettering
3 dragon dildos
Two cute femanoooooooons
1 PS5 game
and a janny dilatinggggg
>>72905168710? On the first day?
>>729052653/v/ was never good at math.
>>729052653If we started with 12 micropenises, those two femanons would flood the thread with girlcum
>>729052846>femanonsthere are no girls on the internet thoughalbeitever
>>729052906Half the population, half the /v/ population. They just blend in well
>>729052945I've known a few women from 4chan and they've always had luminescent red flags. Bitches are crazy.
>>729053004got any stories? I would never want to date a girl from here but im curious to hear.
>>729053429The biggest "red flag" woman I knew from 4chan was a girl from a few hours away (we both live in Australia). She was mainly an /x/ user who had apparently diagnosed schizophrenia. She sent me nudes within the first week of knowing her. She also found my old Facebook account and added it, sent it a message, etc., which creeped me out a bit.Then, come to find out years later, she's actually a non-binary troon that is a hardcore leftist. She also got way fatter than she was before. She wasn't really right-wing or anything when I knew her, but she definitely wasn't a neo-Commie to the extent she is now.Oh, and her new "boyfriend" (he looked androgynous, so I'm guessing it was a guy) looked like Paul Dano as the Riddler except a lot chubbier. It was gross. I ended up trolling them for shitz n gigz but yeah, glad she's out of my life now.Oh, and she refused to ever brush her teeth, so she had visible cavities and shit.
>>729053659>looked like Paul DanoClassic.
