Play Warframe
The game is shit though, otherwise you wouldnt be relying on this shit to try and get people to play this whack ass game.
>>729051514No, it's boring and even SP is too easy unless I literally intentionally fuck myself over build wise in every way possible, and I'm not doing that because that's retarded.
Here's your game director, bro
>>729052582Reminder that even just a short time with this is significantly better than all the combined suffering under Steve.
>>729051514i do but im not attracted to any of the frames at all
>>729051514I was thinkin' about it.Never played a looter shooter in my life, in fact I don't even play shooters. Mostly just action games like DMC and Platinum stuff...Game seems to garner a mixed response online, some people tell me not to touch it others say it's good space ninja fun.
>>729052961not even the prime ones?
>>729053578it has its pros and cons. if you like musou games it has potential to give the same kind of satisfaction>>729053694none of them. i dont play games for any kind of sexual gratification
>>729053578First of all, it isn't a looter shooter. All gear is crafted with grinded resources. Second, only play if you like repetition and grinding games without a set end point. And finally, you'll only like the gameplay if you either A) enjoy mindless grinding or B) like combining effects to try different experimental builds. It's either black or white, one of those two approaches or you won't like it.
>>729053763you play this more for violence against armies and virus monsters
>>729053578it's just diablo but third-person with action game hack n slash mechanics and parkourit's a bit different then other "looter shooters". you grind resources and blueprints to create gear, not like destiny or diablo where enemies drop the gear itself.
>>729053578it's not a looter or a shooter
about to make voruna but the thrax grind takes so long
>>729054075i play it to fill the time as a professional neet
Sometimes I consider playing it because it's the closest I'll ever get to having sex with Rebecca Ford.
>>729052582>Becomes creative director>Adds her husbando from FF14 and makes him romancableGotta respect the audacity of it
>>729054216ive got about 4k lua thrax plasm just from lua omnia fissuresits fun to bring koumei to them and buff weapons up to ridiculous levels with her decrees
>>729053578The thing about Warframe is that starting out is pretty fucking rough. There's four thousand different independent content islands that have zero interaction with each other and you're going to want stuff from all of them. There's just way too much to choose from and very little guidance on how much of it actually matters and when, not to mention how many worthless mods there still are.
>>729054313fuck it first time I'm gonna whale and buy the gyre prime access
>>729054287holy BASED
>>729054443that deluxe was sexy
>>729054425They already have a bunch of ways to circumvent the normal start though, infact they literally added an alternative start with easy ways to farm the older frames and test out higher tier ones instead of starting the star chart out with the General Vor stuff.
>>729051514Impregnation...
>>729051514>WokeframeNot a chance
>>729054657And that's cool to us but it means nothing to somebody actually playing the game for the first time, the new player guidance is still non-existent and I say that having just spent the past few weeks helping a friend get into the game.Also the circuit is boring as fuck and there aren't many frames I would suggest a new player grind for there instead of just doing boss runs.
>>729055030The circuit is boring as fuck to (you), who probably has a few frames built up to play that way normally. To a new player, that's the only taste of playing exclusively with their Warframe or with strong weapons that they're going to have for a great many hours.A new player is not doing boss runs until well into the game either, and you carrying him and telling him what's good to get has nothing to do with the normal new player experience. The circuit gives a ton of good things, the usual star chart progression has received a lot of qol changes itself, the junctions now have really good rewards for new players including mods and an aura, the UI is significantly more new player friendly, quest progression is more clear, many of the earlier frames have been buffed to actually be decent, etc. And none of that is getting into the ways you can skip most progression with the massively reduced grinds to obtain gear, auras, mods and warframes from the Reb content islands added since she took over from the garbage that was steve. It is nowhere near as bad as you're painting it.
>>729055697>To a new playerHe literally asked me if running bosses normally was much worse than the circuit, anon. He's not interested in that shithole either.>you carrying him and telling him what's good to get has nothing to do with the normal new player experienceI'm gimping myself with every dragon key and using nothing but a base damage mod on my weapons and no mods on my frames.I stopped reading a sentence into your second paragraph because you're talking out of your ass and I can't imagine there's anything worth reading there.
All I know about Warframe is that it somehow has content in Smash Bros which makes no sense to me.
>>729051514I haven't played since Fortuna was added. I want to play again but I completely clueless on what to do.
>>729055697>A new player is not doing boss runs until well into the game eitherwhat the fuck are you talking about? that's how new players are getting frames and weapons without diving into content islands, are you retarded?
>>729055940So like I thought, you have no idea what you're talking about. Actually suggesting that new players shouldn't try to get Octavia, Mirage, Nekros, Saryn, etc should have been obvious enough.
>>729056229Yes, and they are locked until you reach their respective node on the star chart unless you get carried.
What exactly do I do after unlocking the steel path? I spent like a week getting the mods and new torid weapons to actually clear the new star chart.But what's my endgoal? Doing another 280 stages of nothing? I don't really feel like I've become any more powerful. Things die just as quickly to me now as they did a week ago in the normal star chart stages.Am I just expected to run survival missions for hours on end or something? What's my aspirational content? Because outside of crafting new frames and weapons, I'm legitimately at a loss. The game isn't offering suggestions to me.
>>729054287>Adds her husbando from FF14My wild guess elezen one?
>>729056434You just go about playing the game as usual but with steel path turned on, now. You get double resource drop chance and mod drop chance and most missions give steel path essence which occasionally has some good stuff.Not everything is worth doing in SP, just have to consider the time it'll take compared to a normal run.
>>729056291You may be shocked to find out those frames are and always have been available outside of the circuit.I know. It's a wild thing to comprehend with your fucking retarded little mind.
>>729051514and how long to grind and craft and farm currency for this character like 5 days? no thanks
>>729056386or until you play the fucking game yourself and unlock them? how hard did you get carried when you started out to become so deluded you think nobody is capable of or willing to do these things for themselves?
>>729056671anon you can collect all of this including the components in less than an hour or two, assuming you already have an account and have none of these things to begin
>>729056734I'll be honest. I'd rather press my ballsack against an angle grinder than grind out another set of Sayrn. I get why he's recommending the circuit. It might suck on a new account, but it sucks a lot less than the alternative for some frames.
>>729056620They are available way later than when the circuit is to a new player, after having completed a bunch of planets enough to reach the junctions that unlock them + complete the junction tasks and with a shit load more grinding of more annoying missions. But we already knew that you don't know what the new player experience is like, so it isn't a shock that you weren't aware.
>>729056734Who are you even talking to?
Play the 3 spam demon because I like him.
the new drifter/operator faces look really good, but now the outfits look lower resolution in comparison and it's upsetting me
I want to sex the robot zombies, not the humans with tech cancer
>>729056671Valkyr is one of the first frames you can get. If you do indeed start completely fresh with a brand new account...It would probably take two to three hours to get to her farm, about thirty minutes to get her pieces if you suck/unlucky, an hour or two to get the resources assuming you're very slow/unlucky, and then 3 days for her to craft. If you make a friend and ask for a taxi in Region Chat, you can get taken to the specific node and leech off of players for 30 minutes to get her set, but then you'd still have to grind out the resources and wait for crafting.Her heirloom skin is nice. Surprisingly fat butt.
