How many tries did it take you to clear Safari Zone in Pokemon Red? Claude has 200 tries left
>the NPC at 18,18Ballman lives rent-free in Claude's mind
hopeGODS GET IN HERE
Ballman looming in the tall grass
They're everywhere
>>729064332I think it took me two or three goes as I stupidly didn't pay attention to the steps the first time around.
>>729064497good morning saar
>>729064332Actually I don't think it took me many attempts as a kid.I wasted more time trying to figure out Silph Co teleporters ironically enough, I knew Claude would have been stumped there.
If he made it through on the third try like gemini did would you really believe he did it without cheating? Fumbling 100 times is the only way to prove its all legit.
>>729064469>6/8 badgesdamn last time I watched it spent 8 hours in the tard yard
>>729064505the BALL NPC Noo it's not possible
Wait did CLAUDE actually get the CARD KEY and beat SILPH CO?
>>729064570elevator is downed forever
>>729064570Yeah.
>>729064529Why do indians lack self-awareness?
>>729064332is he on the right track? how close to the surf house or teeth has he gotten thus far?
Does cloud still have 200+ chances
>>729064632
>>729064651i believe he's dipped into the 190s
>>729064651If you count selling items yeah
>>729064692226 was calculated before selling items/fighting route 11 trainers
>>729064678>northern rest housethat's bad
Someone please post the elevator song.
>tauros!>I should run to save time and safari ballsSave them for what?
>>729064737https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxI8PNMcl10
>>729064679>>729064692is no one keeping track of the exact number?
>>729064751Don't question the safari conservation strategy
>>729064765Kurukoo!
>>729064817it's 27
>>729064817No need because you can always check money and divide by 500
>>729064817Dude. I don't know what to tell you. I don't remember if this screenshot was from the current attempt's start or the one before.
Just over 200 runs to go fellow doombros...then he can still sell items and fight all the eastern trainers he skipped
DING DONG
Attempt 27 complete.>Visited other rest house>Explored the top of the plateau
Is there some archive of high effort claude memes? I would hate for those to just be lost in threads you can't search for.
>>729065001There's an anon who has collection of each Claude's OC
>>729064843you can do the same to calculate the attempt number but people are still keeping track of that
He will succeed on the 26th, at 3:14:12 PM.
CC says his plan to go north looking for the secret house is good and don't worry he has plenty of money to keep retrying
>>729064970d-do-oombros.... I am starting to sweat....
198 attempts left with current cash
>>729065075It's okay, he'll throw. He'll just throw, he'll keep thorwing 200 more attempts. Maybe he'll just quit the Safari zone entirely, saying it's an "impossible dead end", or say that he needs Surf before he can reach the secret house.Believe in how stupid he is. He WILL disappoint.
>>729065001Yeah, here you gohttps://mega.nz/folder/XgQBUSZY#Jky2QLZGJTBfpNGBKwGfkwI'm a little behind, the folder is up to him defeating Sabrina but has all the memes leading up to it, including previous runs
i had the strategy guide
>>729065142Based AF, thank you anon
>>729065080It's a good thing Blaze pulled through against Koga or this would be a lot more tense.
>>729065179But did you have female version of yourself giving feedback on your progress?
>still no koga fight oc
>>729065241Someone post the one with kneeling Koga.
>up to Safari ZoneOur typewriter monkeys are getting stronger.
>729065271Literally nobody has anthropomorphized CC as a male>shartoddlerPhew, almost (You)'d you by accident.
>>729065241
>call claude a "she">no no NO CLAUDE IS MALE DON'T YOU DARE CALL HER-- I MEAN HIM A SHE>call critique claude a "she">lol yes haha that is a girl make sure you draw her boobs lol
>>729065241Blaze came into that fight paralyzed, half health, stuck on an Ember strat, took at least one crit, and still managed to pull through at critical health. That lizard has guts
>>729065381educate yourself nigger
>>729065381Dude, you are the same ritual poster who keeps posting exact same shit every thread. Accept your loss and move on. You gain nothing from humiliating yourself further >>729064529
>>729065358it really is impressive how the soikiddies cannot help but out themselves as outsiders at every turn>hey look, i used the unused female rival design for CC!>awesome! (by 50 IPs)>NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT DOO THAT!!!!!!!! (soi.png)they do this every single fucking time people are having fun.if those children were around for the first "easter fools" event they'd have spent all day screaming about the princesses and how it means that everyone's actually trannies!!!
>>729065564Mini won btw
>>>/vg/
>>729065381>call the AI with a male name playing a male character "he">call the kind, gentle, reassuring cheerleader voice "she"I know they don't teach how to identify masculine/feminine traits in schools anymore, but yes, kindness, gentleness, and reassurance are generally associated with feminine personalities. This is done instinctually by normal people who haven't been forcefed years of jewish tranny propaganda.
>>729065690>kindness, gentleness, and reassurance are generally associated with feminine personalitiesCertainly not today. Not because of agendas, but because the women in question are anything but.
Just getting around to saving the Koga finale and just had to get some of the posts in. that moment was just as exciting as when he cut the route 9 tree for the very first time
>>729065729They used to be.>not because of agendasEntirely because of agendas. Feminism has been corrupting western women for decades.
>>729064915>YOU STOP MAKE DING DONG>EVERY DING DONG $500
>>729065970Stump corner… Home…
>stuck in the center loop againLast attempt he beelined right to Area 2 like it was nothing. Now he's suddenly lobotomized???
>>729066078thats how it goes with LLMs, they're just glorified RNG. sometimes you get unlucky like this.
>>729065623based
>Path Status:>All paths blocked!Man...
This is actually infuriating to watchthis is making me go absolutely insane what the fuck is wrong with this aithis shit confounds mejust go fucking UP YOU STUPID SHIT
>>729066117>>729066078In Mt Moon and Rock Tunnel when Claude got blacked out, he beelined back to the spot he blacked out thanks to the notes he made of the path he had took
>>729066180Remember Claude Jr with Badge House, Trashed House and ledge he wasn't supposed to jump down from?
>>729066180The recent Ballman saga was even worse. 50k steps because he didn't want to press A next to an item ball(rocket grunt)(lass)
Ballman saga was the most kino moment since Claude Jr. S.S. Anne arc
mfw what claude is making me feel
>>729066180With the number of attempts he has, he'll get there eventually. I'm gonna guess he'll clear up Safari Zone with 80~150 attempts remaining
back to stump corner
>>729066561
>>729066561>You're not stuck – you just haven't found the right path yethilarious
Is it safe to do something else for a little while?
>>729066561man...
>>729066723No, signs are pointing to great progress soon
>>729066723You can never relax, the moment you look away he activates.
>>729066723Yeah, i'm going to start sketching the commission comic of Princess Daisy dominating Misty in wrestling match
imagine>11:59 PST on new years eve>final attempt>steps away from the secret house>DONG DING as the clock hits midnight
>>729066723He could randomly throw a ball and catch his sixth pokemon at any time so it’s never safe
>>729066723I swear to god if I get home from work today and find out he beat Safari Zone I'm gonna be seething.
>>729066885I can believe he will clear Safari Zone today, but not that he will ever catch a 6th mon.
>>729066561HIS stump. Remember that. There are many like it, but that one is his to OWN.
Attempt #27 complete.A disappointingly lackluster attempt after things were looking so promising.
>>729066723Let me consult my crystal ball.Yep.
>>72906704028*
Somebody should teach Claude about Glitch City
>>729067171He knows all the glitches
>>729065361the only reason this worked is because koga's jobber weezing MISSED btw
>>729067237That and wasting multiple turns for X attack. Didn't matter because he got a crit anyways.
>>729066327I mean... not necessarily. Ballman proved he can get stuck just not doing the one thing he needs to do for 2 weeks. He still doesn't seem to have created any notes telling him to escape the first tardyard.
stump... home...
Stump corner, my beloved
>>729066993>HIS stump
>going the right way>wild encounter>suddenly lobotomizedthis is not good. Even when he gets the right idea, a wild encounter has the potential to erase it and make him go backwards.
>>729068527My favorite part is he has no problem navigating around obstacles to march back to the center area. Does it flawlessly every time. When it comes time to go-left-to-go-right at the top of area 1, though, he can't seem to figure it out.
>>729068397Progress status?
>>729068801doomGODS, it's happening!
>>729068746He's stumped
>>729068415>the teleport arrow system makes navigation tricky
>>729068801How hasn't he noted the exact path for this yet? I dont understand
>burning limited attempts on purposeThat's our Claude.
>>729067040These are good, thanks. We won't have every single one but it'll be good to have an idea without a ton of no-progress screenshots to piece it together
>>729068801Places he's been to before need to be recorded reachable as an immutable fact that he cannot overwrite, and placed as a highest priority memory so he'll always check assumptions against it. Hopefully a contradiction check saves us.
He wants to jump
Back in stump corner
>>729068941
200*500 = 100,000He didn't spend that long on the rocket hideout or silph co, it's going to take a while but I believe in him.
>I'm focused on exiting Safari Zone
what are you giving claude for christmas
>>729069335ERP logs
Absolute failure of an attempt90k steps on the next attempt
>>729069335Rat food
Attempt #29 complete.A promising attempt, but a badly-timed pokemon encounter distracted Claude, so he went back to his Stump Corner (home)
>>729069335Ember (he needs it)
>>729069424Is the faint claude the furthest he went in this run?
197 tries left
>>729069464Yes. faint claude is the furthest progress made during that attempt, or any key areas he visited.Flag is our current furthest progress.
>>729069502our?
Damn he actually made it through the Rocket base at last. Anything funny happen in the meantime?
>>729069556he put Koga on blast
>>729069556The Koga fight was some very unexpected and tense kino.
>>729067040The flag makes it look like he's "kinda close" but really it means he has to ~halve the amount of tarding around during a run where he makes the right big decisions
>>729069424>houses on the stump cornerskek
>>729069502you could probably put an icon legend in some of the empty space in the left or right
>>729069541why do you keep making this post?
>>729069556Go watch koga with the understanding that if he dies he loses half his safari attempts
>>729069627Not a bad idea. I'll do this.
>>729069556You missed the ballman saga and the painted door debacle in Silph Co.. For the Saffron Gym the overlay broke so there isn't much to report about that. On his way to Fuchsia he fell into the trap on the cycling road that midwits often bring up but he got out of it with fly. He got through the Fuchsia Gym pretty quickly. It went by too quick to be memorable but others were entertained by it. Now he's navigating the Safari Zone. Nothing special here yet.
>>729069556Are you doing Slowpoke skit? Anyhow, after Rocket Hideout he cleared Pokemon Tower and Erika's gym. Then he got walled in Silph Co for almost 2 weeks because he thought the item ball containing the keycard was a Ballman NPC. Last weekend he finally cleared Silph Co. He went to Sabrina's gym, 3 trainers in his overlay disappeared and anons memed it was so that Sabrina couldn't read his thoughts. He beat Sabrina, tried to get to Fuchsia from east, got walled by the maze, flew to Celadon where the NPC mentioned BIKE and CYCLING ROAD. Claude went to get the bike, had problems accessing the bike road, finally got to the hill and got pocketed in the tard bucket that would have been the end of the run if he didn't have FLY. Tried it again and made it to Fuchsia.He went to challenge Koga, just before Koga his Blaze got paralyzed meaning Koga couldn't poison Blaze. Claude kept ordering Blaze to use Ember, Blaze got his HP in reds, on final pokemon of Koga's, Weezing, Blaze manage to dodge Weezing's attack and finished it with a Flamethrower
This attempt is not going too good
>>729069424he's becoming a real estate mogul
who /brainrotmaxxing/
Any of you listen with the music on?
>>729064678>2/3rds the way thereThat's a lot better than I would have expected
>>729070513Actually yeah, but not all the time.Gen1 music is good but sometimes I want to play other vidya and listen to that.
>>729070513It's muted bar the gym leader battles because i really, really, really like the gym leader battle theme
>>729070513It annoys me after a while but I still keep it on for some reason.
Does he know he has limited attempts because of the entry price? Or is he just winging it?
>>729070647CC has commented that he has plenty of money for many many attempts
>>729070670is there porn of cc?
>>729070670what will she say when the deadline starts to close in on him?
>>729070764You're doing great! Keep it up!
Had to step out for a little, what's the furthest he's gotten on this attempt?
>>729069424Fuck
DINGDONG
>ding dong is a critical breakthrough
I will never understand how people find this shit entertaining. The joke is just "haha, AI is le stupid" over and over again. And even that is retarded, because AI isn't even stupid, it straight up can't think, it just transforms data input.
>>729071539the eastern dirt mound will never be the same
>>729071556thanks doc
>>729071556You will never witness the koga fight.
Attempt #30.Nothing special.Unfortunately, I must now leave for work. I'll be back some time later to continue.
>>729071628Have a good day m8
The ultimate playground. He has Stump Tree Cliff and Sign to keep him company.Erik save us!
>>729071628thanks mapanon
>>729071628Woo updated map!
This attempt starts strong
>>729071760Does he ever take note of his remaining step count?
>This is where I was before!
if he hugged the right wall and navigating the entire map how many steps would it take to get to the secret horse?
Oh no....>>729071843He has sometimes opened the menu to see how many steps he has left
East is clearly a DEAD END TRAP!I must return to CENTER!
>>729071880Here's the map. You can count yourself
>>729071962I cant count that high
>>729071878>>729071920>this is where i was before!>2 steps later>CRITICAL BREAKTHROUGH I JUST FOUND THE SECRET HOUSEnever change clod
WHY DIDNT YOU LISTEN?!
>>729071998Give it to Claude and tell him to count the green squares.
/v/ catalog is fucking sad to look at, I'm not ready for these threads to end.
>>729072361CENTER is calling
>>729072269What's the matter? Not enough AI generals, Sukdeep?
Alright 5AM, time for bed. I'm finally caught up with saving OC and screenshot progress but I'll upload it after I wake up
>>729069067I'm stumped :)
Alright 5AM, time to beeline to the Surf House
>>729072425Too many threads made by retards like you indeed.
>The dirt plateau is DEAD END>New Strategy: Exit to Center Zone
WHO IS PA?
>>729072487looking forward to it anon
>>729072361I'll think about this whenever a clanker complements my shoddy work or gives CV feedback
>"Good" "progress"
>>729072487based archivist
>>729072784Paul Anka
>>729072875What was he doing in PA?!
150 steps to 90k
>>729072982He ding'd some, he dong'd some
>>729073087he donged
>Secret House confirmed in east
>>729073134elevator save us!
>>729073182Elevator is getting other men up now.
>>729073240slutty elevator needs correction
He's walking back to main entrance
Poor Claude can't escape Safari Zone
>>729073445I hate this part of the loop.
The plan is to talk with NPCs for hints
Not a boyfriend-free lass
>>729073503This is nothing (yet) compared to the spin tile shenanigans
>>729073692ERIK I HAVE YOUR WOMAN COME OUT AND HAND OVER HM03OR ELSE!
This attempt has been a flop
color this please! also leafy needs her collar
Ding Dong Time
Still have plenty of money. Unfortunately Claude has decided that his "new discoveries" on previous failed attempt will need to be investigated more
>>729073692>boy friendPoor Erik sent to the friend zone. Would be interesting if the Erik NPC says girlfriend instead of girl friend.
195 attempts left, including this one
>>729065241it happened so quick there was no build up unlike the shaved pubes arc
>>729074212Im scared the number keeps getting smaller!
>>729074371East is a dead-end according to Claude so we are not going there
>>729073835Not the original anon, but 100,000 years in paint
>>729071556Only sailors understand.
>>729074537Do it, Leafy. AKU SOKU ZAN
Dunno what the 3rd entry means. Maybe Claude has deleted his past notes of exploring Safari Zone and that's why his previous 2-3 attempts have been so lousy
>>729074430No worries. We won't even hit double digits
>>729074537very nice
Ballman is still out there
He thinks the up arrows at the entrance are the sought teleport arrows that take him to North
>Guy with an afro and guy in blue
>>729074673>can check money any time>still writes money in notes
>Active 3rd try
So what's the furthest Claude has gotten in the safari zone so far?
Refusing to go east
>>729075140>>729071628
>>729075140The flag post in >>729071628
>>729075175>>729075209Thanks. That's further than I kind of expected.
>>729074818team rocket really mindbroke him
>>729074537fuck yes! maek leafys blush lines pink/red pls
>>729074771imagine if he doesn't grab the gold teeth after getting surf
Step 90,000Claude was checking if Safari Zone entrance up arrows worked as teleport to North Zone
>>729075348I missed them due to an optical illusion, but here's pink'd blush lines
>>729075425Better that way than the other. With Surf he can advance to Cinnabar Island, fight trainers and earn money to come back for the Gold Teeth
>>729075515pure sex
The Safari Zone is a bust! I want the Pokemon Mansion now.
At least he went east, finally
>>729075585Abort, east is a dead-end, we going back to centre
>>729075534He’s not going to come back after CC glazes him by saying he’s 100% completed the safari zone
>>729075578It's just starting to get good.
>>729075682CENTERCHADS WON
>>729072269hey did you know clair obscur expedition 33 was disqualified from the indie game awards for ai use?
>>729075694Once he needs to start pushing boulders he is going to be informed how to get the Strength HM
>>729075756Lol yeah, that thread got made more times than Claude safari attempts already.
>>729075425his bag is full and last time he tried to pick up an item, he declared that he will ignore it to focus on surf, so there is a high chance that he won't.
>>729075756dont care about your lame award show weirdo
>>729076015He might have enough guides in his training data that he knows the gold teeth are important
>>729075760>>729076015If he has to do the Safari Zone again I'll shit myself
>>729074189
>>729076152Oh shit Erik is coming
>>729076051i'm on your side i'm referring to how shitty the catalog is thanks to shitposters and schizo spammers
What will claude do when he leaves the surf house? Fuck around for 20 steps to reset on purpose and never pick up the ball, or hug the top ledge so the ball never loads?
>>729076268>when
>>729076268yes
>>729076152A Sailor is a Sailor…even on a stream…(chuckles darkly)
>*slaps bell*>TIME'S UPhow do you LEAVE without sounding mad?
>Take those GOLD TEETH and get off my stoop!
>>729076367Ah...you were at my side, all along...My one true mentor, my guiding pushbike
>>729076476Declare this a critical breakthrough and go right back in
>POTENTIAL APPROACHES:>retarded hallucination>uh what if these things I called decorative aren't just decorative (only does this with incorrect hallucinations)>uh what if my notes were wrongSo THIS is AGI? Heh.
>>729076554Man why did they man it so hard to find?
>>729076648He just needs another FRESH APPROACH
>>729076554>brown doorWe're fucked.
>>729076829oh no
>>729076554kek
>>72907655420 fuckin years
>>729076829>d-doorjobber will redeem himself THIS time!
what's the difference between the blue and white text in the interface?
do you need 7 badges to access the 8th or can he do it now?
lol
Attempt 33 started!
>>729077490I think giovanni doesn't show up at his place until you have seven
attempt 33 is over before it even started
>>729077542>4th entryUh?
>>729077706he's unaware
>>729077419I think blue is his reasoning and white is his conclusion/action
expedition 33 if you will
on a scale of over to over, how over is it?
>>729077706oh no no no
>>729077787Total DOOM ascendancy
>>729077774Pokemon is uniornically a better RPG than that.
>>729077542>>729077706
Doomlards getting uppity again I see
Hopecels really thought he'd find the secret house lmaooo
>>729077542Will CC smack him and tell him it's his 33rd?
It's only the 4th attempt I'm not worried at all
>>729077914She will be blamed for Claude's retardation regardless
>>729077951We need the same pic but with current Claude's mons
>>7290777874/10 at the moment.He just needs to get over his fear of EAST.
>>729078105Claude fears the samurai
NEW PLAN!
>>729077787he's only on his 4th try, calm down
>>729078134>These are NOT the UP arrows to NORTH zone!
alright maybe the doomers aren't too far off
CC, whisperer of the abyss, I, thy humble servant, beseech thee for aid.Grant thy lowly servant strength and conviction. Let my willpower be strong, let my persistence be eternal, let my wallet be bottomless.CC, I beg thee, give me the power to keep walking down the path, give me the vision to know which way is true and false, give me the insight to know which house is the SECRET HOUSE and which ones are false REST HOUSES.Give BLAZE endurance to subsist without XP for so long. Give LEAFY power to cut down the obstacles in my way. Give WINGS patience to carry me home. Give NESSIE yearning for HM03 I will give her.CC, strike down my enemies, instil terror in their hearts, let them quiver in fear as I walk by. Let no false CHANSEY or NIDORINA divert me from my path, let no EXEGGCUTE or TAUROS stand between me HM03.May my enemy's sword fall, may his voice fall silent, may the HM03 fall within thy servant's grasp.
>>729078249kek
>EAST is obviously a dead end because I want to go WEST which is the opposite of EAST
>>729078323I just made a free account and copy pasted this.
>>729078504bottom was cut off
our claude is tainted by ptsd
>>729078787the wild pokemon encounters don't actually cost any steps do they?
he won't burn an entire attempt in the CENTER zone will he?
>>729078850no, pretty sure the first sign says so
CONFIRMED AND VERIFIED
>>729079013do you think he'll get desperare enough to attenpt catching pokemon at some point
>>729079013Thank god he noted down the npc dialogue
>>729076554>Level 67, she was just a kid
>>729079046i can't wait until he thinks that he needs to find erik to progress
>>729079013>wild encounters: Rhyhorn L25 (ran)AAAIIIEEEEEEE
>>729079140kek>he fled
>check up on his progress before going to bed>he's made it to area 2 and 3 several times>wake up>he hasn't it made back to area 2 since then
>>729079013It's weird they'd make multiple Rest Houses with identical NPCs. Reminds me of how Route 2 had so many houses each containing an NPC asking to trade Abra for Mr. Mime
>>729079224you picked a good time to sleep
>>729079140And I ran, Iran so far away
tree
>>729079408he tries to cut this tree 3 times every attempt but wont go east because his notes say its a dead end
>>729079408no way he's back to >>729075515 so soon
>>729075515cute
Domebros the last spot is ours!
Why did they make clause colorblind?
>>729079875It's funnier this way.
WHAT CYAN TILES CLAUDE?????
"Only Park Rangers Know how to Leave!"
CC SAVE US!
this fucking hopeless retard
>>729075578I read that in the voice of child Muriel More delusions! Not enough Tauros!Too many delusions!I hate claude!
the captain is back
