Ok, ok. Yesterday's game was awful. But surely they won't give away shit twice in a row!What do you think we'll get today?
>>729080945I grab every game but will never play them, fuck epic for not supporting linux
>>729080945>EpiclmaoI'd rather pirate
>>729080945I want uh.. onirism
Paradise Killer
After the Satanic tranny game yesterday I don't have high hopes.
Tropico 5 today!
>>729080945>Ok, ok. Yesterday's game was awful. But surely they won't give away shit twice in a row!Anon....
Yesterday's game is probably the best these are gonna get this year.
>>729082430It's over...
>>729082430This looks unmarketable, what the fuck is it?
>>729082430PffffahahahahahahahahaThat game looks gay as fuck
>>729082430>>729082569OH NO NO NO NO NO EGSISSIES NOT LIKE THIS
>>729080945AIDS
>>729080945>Give away the Tranny Killer 5000 Wizard game that literally caused another shoah and holocaust for trans>Then give away endless tranny games after having wiped out the target audience for themNANI!?
>>729082706they have to give them away when nobody is left to buy them
>>729082706Epic KNELT to trannies
REMNANT 2!
Thank... you...
>another faggy gamenot claiming that shit even for free, fuck you timmy
>>729082841>Rollsloppers are okay when given for free
>>729082430I actually played this a couple years back and it's surprisingly not awful. Not hard - it's a glorified VN, the worldspace is pretty interesting.
>>729081009>shittest store>forced exclusives>no linux support>giving away games>no incentive to spent money on their platformwhat is their end-game exactly? to demonstrate what happens what a large digital distribution platform shuts down?
>>729082430I remember looking into this one cause people said it's somewhat like Dangan Ronpa. Ending seems to be very unsatisfying, though, so I lost interest.
>>729083013but it's not only rollslop anon, it's a SHOOTER rollslop!
>>729082706>>Give away the Tranny Killer 5000 Wizard game that literally caused another shoah and holocaust for transIt's full of niggers, shitskins and faggots and the tranny bartender is worshipped.
>>729083371Tell that to Zod/Zer's snapped neck
Epicbros... I don't feel so good.
>>729082569Absolutely zesty
PFFFT HAHHAHAHAHHA
TWO(2) tranny games in a row
>Oops!All gay niggas!
>>729082430Pretty cool game with a sweet ost.
>>729083567TerribleMiserableShit
Paradise Killer is so garbage. I pirated it a few years ago expecting it to be a detective game, but it's just a shitty walking simulator.
>>729083567They're overcorrecting due to gifting Hogwarts' Legacy last week.
Bro...
S-surely we will get RDR2 and other AAA games soon r-right?
>he believed the RDR2 leakyikes!
>>729083687I would rather get a good game.
>>729083687The 25th... We're getting onirism.
>>729083720>>729083687Isn't RDR2 leaked every single year?The EGS equivalent to the yearly, almost monthly Bloodborne PC port leak.
RDR2 is not even that good. It's a 6/10 game only good for one playthrough.
>>729083939GOWcuck...
>>729083652Which was also a tranny game.
>>729080945>>729083515>>729082430man what the fuck is this tranny shit?are they buying games at random from The escapist's playlist?>>729082706which game?>>729083653I want to twist his gay nipples until he cries
jesus fuck just threw upwhat is this tranny dei slopalso >le subtle terrorist flag colors
>>729082569
>>729081009same. i have well over 100 games on there now, never paid them a cent.the rare times i want to actually play a game i got on there (shout out to TMNT: Shredder's Revenge) i use heroic launcher. can't even install EGS on linux lmao.
>>729082921>claim the game>sissy devs get paid>don't claim the game>timmy keeps his money
>>729085061Anon, please. This is a very easy dilemma. Who do you hate more?
Divisive game, but amazing soundtrack
>>729085061
I thought we would have a burning man festival. Fuck Tim Swine
>>729085061The answer is not claim the game.The developers don't get paidTimmy keeps his money but it's one less "Game claimed" number to brag over during their yearly report.
>>729080945>muh vidya has people with colored hair in it!!!11oh noesso just don't play it? I'm ok with some half-assed silent hill rip-off, I need shit to play while visiting my Goddamn (((relatives))) anyhow. Ebin is a very mediocre client, but it's serviceable enough for singleplayer vidya so as long as Timmy (unlike Gaben) is giving away free shit he's pretty ok in my book>inb4 thirdies accusing me of being one of them
>>729082430paradise killer isn't a bad game, it is just faggoty as hellthe good thing is that if you make your decisions just right you can get every npc executed
>>729082430I'll believe you every time.
Installing this chink Spyware on your pc, good luck.
>>729082430Bro is broke after all the lawsuits
>>729082430Timmytrannies eating prime troonslop lately
is it faggot week or something? what the fuck are these game choices.
..i paid for this on steam
>>729084252Hogwarts. Trannies tried to boycott it (Even made Pikamee retire due to their screeching). It failed
i found all the evidence, got all the facts and managed to get the actual culprit pardoned while still managing to pin crimes on everyone else so that every skittles npc except for the actual murderer got executedi'd call that a happy ending
>>729085831An ending right up /v/'s back alley, with additional 'playing on hard' e-peen to go with it? Sounds like the "people" on this board have literally nothing to come up with against it.The VN look of it made it seem like not really my cup of tea but the visuals looked ok enough for those who like that kind of thing.
It's a good game. open world detective is a genre we need more of
This one's on me, lads. Enjoy.
>>7290809452 gay games in a row. What's next, Dustborn? Very possible since they have it on sale for $5.
Somehow this game is gayer than the last one
>>729086879thanks bro this game was recommended to me as an actual fun detective mystery underneath all the gay shit but i never had the heart to put it on my steam accountnow noone will know and i don't have to support the devs
>>729087426It's all the exposed male nipples, but unlike Violence Jack, Hokuto and Mad Max, there is no brutish violence to go alongside it
>>729080945you jinxed it
>>729085061i dont want this faggot shit in my library
>>729080945I legit like both Paradise Killer and Sorry We're Closed, but holy fuck are these niche as hell games that rock the artsy and kinda gay shit. Why would that be your big free game for mass appeal?
>>729088668>kinda
>>729085061Timmy already paid them a lump sum, it doesn't matter how many copies do/don't get redeemed.
>>729087114whys that fat one covered in cum
>>729080945What was yesterday game?
>>729089463Why are you smiling like that
>>729087114I legit hope Dustborn is next so I can laugh my ass off.
>get Hogwarts game for free on EGS>play for a few hours >end up buying it on sale on steam and start playing on there instead it really do be like that
>>729090093
jojo was a mistake
>>729090274me with death stranding
>try to copy jojo>but don't get what makes jojo good>so you just get gay gay instead of cool gay
>>729090276I didn't pick up the game since I knew I would never play it, but I like the demo and I actually think the androgynous turbodyke stuff adds to the style. When thinking about why I'm fine with things like Rocky Horror and Pink Flamingos while being weirded out by a lot of other things like RuPaul, it really isn't about the content, but there's a kind of purity that comes from making something so unmarketable.
>>729082430Go on, lad...
>>729080945
>>729080945You have no right to complain about things that are given away for free.Stop being entitled.
>>729080945>Epic staff>"Tomorrow's game is extremely challenging if you don't have a deep understanding of the drop rates. Perhaps use a spreadsheet. Good luck!"seems like grindslop
>>729092627Shut the fuck up Timmy nobody is going to use your trash last century tier launcher unless you give him 1 gorillion top tier games.
>>729080945all this homie wants is alan wake 2
>>729085691ftfy with 2 seconds in paint
