Just imagine a fantasy multigenerational tale in the style of 100 years of solitude where you can choose which of your cousins you will marry. Videogames have so much potential in this regard and with religion being trendy again there's now a lot of untaped profit in the blue archive tradcath Filipinx xitter audienceWhat do we think/v/ros?
>>729089157>HahaWE ARE SO ZANY DESPITE BEING TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT AND DESPITE THE FACT THAT I AM PREGNANT HAHA WE ARE THE CRAAAAZY COUPLE IN OUR FRIEND GROUP HAHATrashy pieces of shit.
there are plenty of games that do exactly that but you don't actually play videogames so i shan't be listing any.
>>729089157Man if that were my parents I would be so dead
>>729089421Pretending to be aristocratic doesn't make you one. You're neither rich enough, nor connected enough.
>>729089651You can't suck your own dick but ask me how I know you have made the attempt.
>>729090026weird projection bro
>>729089157child man and quirk chungus pregnancy arc.
>>729089421You are unfuckable and insufferable
>>729089157He couldve sexed his girls
>>729090026I think we all have at some point.
>>729089157Sounds like you want a Yakub simulator.
At this point you just want me to post it
>>729089421faggot
>>729090696Post what?
>>729089157Chris Watts honestly had no choice. Put yourself in his shoes. his girlfriend would literally spread her big brown poop hole and get it nice and stretched out so he could lube his weiner up with her butt cream and she would plop it down on that weiner and ride it till it made a fart vacuum in her butt cavity that literally would suck the sperm juice from his balls. He was so ass drunk after that he killed his family with his smelly poop wiener in his pants
>>729089157That's literally phantasy star 3, and i think some fire emblems
>>729089157Phantasy Star III (1990)
>>729089424there was that early 3d mobile game, that you have to like run a gauntlet and all the challengers were youre ancestors or something
>>729089157Also dragon quest 5 (which also happens to be the best dragon quest)
>>729089421According the events, one of his daughter was probably alive when tossed into the oil tank. It is beyond "zany", it's quite disturbing what he's done.
>>729090760The male fantasy
>>729089421Most people still dress up for Halloween even as adult Mr. Friendless Faggot
>>729089421brvtal trvke
>>729089421Incel or insufferable femoid?
Ummmmmm......
>>729091531why's it gotta be a fantasy, man.
>>729092801i dont get it
>>729092887A tendie that killed his daughters.
Someone post the call of duty edit
>>729093041yikes
>bragging about pregnancy when over 30Advanced Paternal/Maternal Age will already be hitting by then.
>>729092887>Christopher Lee Watts murdered his pregnant wife Shanann (34) by strangulation, and their two children Bella (4) and Celeste (3) by suffocation. He buried Shanann in a shallow grave near an oil-storage facility, and dumped his children's bodies into crude oil tanks.
>>729092727Because life sucks and big tiger women with BIG MEATY PAWS will never be real and you will never get BEAN'dThere will never be big happy families again, not even in vidya apparently
>>729089651>that's what pretending to be aristocratic looks like to youtelling on yourself
>>729093121
>>729093673Someone needs to kill this piece of shit what the fuck
>>729090026Weird flex but ok
Was that a sign of GOD?
>>729093982
>>729094171Could you say you wouldn't do the same if you were in his shoes? Ass lust is serious shit.
>>729089157that is clearly a muffin drawn on her belly, not a bun
>>729094408
>hey, cece. you're in the barrel today.
>>729089421Jealous moid
>>729094171to be fair albeit he was driven insane by his histrionic psychopath wife who literally pit his daughters against him and would have him homeless if he divorced.also you can never go back from anal
>>729093673>Girls, it's time you learned what it truly means to be a nintendie...
>>729093982>>729094291not funny. God will judge you just like he will judge that pedophile Trump.
Japan tried with Agarest War and Conception.The first was dreadfully tedious and the second was just mediocre.
>>729089157This is incredibly cringe.>>729089421fpbpAlso, video games???
>>729094975>histrionic psychopath wifewhat's the lore here? what were his actual motives besides "anal mistress telling him to do it"? I have never gotten a straight answer.
>>729089157Poop hole, fart vacuum, etc…
>>729089157>i got cummed intoscreams the woman>i am the cum manshouts the manwhy are white people like this.
>>729095285>the grapes are sour
>>729095060The problem with Agarest was that all the other mechanics were shit.If it were something akin to Unicorn Overlord (which has actually good mechanics) and then have a mechanic where the MC can have kids with one of the female characters in order to push the plot further with new MCs that are descended from the previous MC and whoever he knocked up, then that would've been a good kind of game.Seriously, the whole baby-making mechanic is even shat on in eroge games, JRPG hentai games and more.There is absolutely NO good RPG, hentai or not, that actually allows you to build a family and even make your kids into party members.The only game that would allow you to do this is kind of a RPG/open world that is Sands of Salzaar where you can romance, knock up and have kids with women (either the barmaids in the various neutral cities or with female party members). This came with one of the DLCs to the game.
>>729095285>t. never been the cum man
>>729089421What a joyless faggot you must be. End it.
>>729089157won't be so sure without a DNA test
>>729089157Yeah I had a scheduled trip to Paris today and y'know if my wife and kids do end up coming back to the house or their b..they are found shopping or something just send me an email, I don't get international roaming on the phone here, but I will check my emails every morning. Thanks for asking, how are ... how are you doing? Did you see the Eiffel tower yet? Yeah I went with ... I went alone to see it earlier.
>>729089157HAHAHAH YEAH BECAUSE ASSAULTING PEOPLE WITH NUGGETS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY RIGHT???
>>729094171they left out the part where he was physically and emotionally abused by his family and under the influence of anal
>>729096824>strangle your daughter to death>strangle two
>>729096824Have an infanticide, have two.
>>729095060I've had 3 Agarest games in my steam library for like, 12 years now, and haven't gotten around to playing them yet for some unknown reason.
>>729096824try the nugget sauce
I should play conception 12 was pretty alright all things considered
>>729098083lol
>>729096136>There is absolutely NO good RPG, hentai or not, that actually allows you to build a family and even make your kids into party membersRF4 lets you do that but you only have the one kid
>>729089421Peak 4chan post
>>729096136Conception kind of does, but I personally really hate the artstyle and thus find marrying those tiny-eyed freaks weird.But you do literally just make "kids" with the heroines and have them dungeon crawl.>Unicorn Overlord but you can have kids with the heroines and push the plotNow THERE'S an idea that I will forever yearn for but never see realized. I better call my friend about this so he can share in my sorrow.
>>729098010They're fucking awful.The girls are absolutely not worth the grind. Maybe it could have been considered ecchi or raunchy in the early 2010s but with how blatantly lewd gacha games have gotten the past few years, agarest's fanservice is child's lay.
>>729100963My children wouldnt be human
>>729089157ASS DRUK
>>729089421Yeah I hope this guy's kids get murdered
>>729089157is anal really worth it?
>>729103395No and it's consequences are usually fatal for those involved.
>>729101103It's not even that, if you want to min-max to have your kid be a specific class/stat, you have to go with specific ones you may in fact despise as characters. The bitch you pictured isn't just insufferable but tried straight up to kill the player character multiple times, and if you want a tank character, that's who you have to woo.
>>729089421>boomer humor is too zany for this guy Couldn’t be me
>>729102089Admittedly, mine wouldn't either.Wonder if a potential game could factor in half-blood gameplay mechanics with racial bonuses.
>>729089421This. Chris was a murderer and Shanann was a prolific pyramid scheme scammer. Disingenuous people like that always flaunt their "healthy" and "humorous" displays of performative normalcy to disguise their internal corruption.
>>729103464but both of the people involved are still alive.
>>729103856Anon, it resulted in the deaths of a mother and her two young daughters.
>>729103924who presumably never did anal.
>>729091060lol just realized that was THE Chris Watts.
>>729103747Christ was in a self defense situation and he had ptsd
>>729089421no wonder your love life is just visual novels and complaining about /u/ kek
>>729104113Okay then faggot go do anal sex let's see who you kill.
>>729104259well duhjudas had betrayed him and set off them vietnam flashbacks
>>729092395Tranny
>>729098619Dragon Quest Hand of the Heavenly Bride may do it for ya
>>729102089>>729103647Yep. That would be some crazy eugenics here.>Strategically elope with the appropriate partners in each generation as every generation's respective MC, ending with a ubermench with generations of unique abilities...or some fracking abomination like D&D's Mongrelfolk
>why aren't games centered around my dogshit fetish????Why do you keep posting this topic all over /v/ and /a/?
There is a JRPG where you play as a cursed clan and the entire mechanic of getting stronger is to make children with higher and higher level gods for each new generation.
>thread is still up.
>>729089157>jobless nerd wants to play house with his dolly games
>>729106391cut them some slack, they're busy hunting down for op pics with sexy busty scantily clad but still sfw anime girls in them to delete and b& for
>>729096136Oreshika: Tainted Bloodlines. It’s still cucked on vita though.
>>729092887You have to be a soccer mom to get this meme. DWAITHE BOXES WITH THE DOTS IN THEM ARE CANCER
