What was that bike doing there?Who did it belong to?Why was it in that place?If you stay waiting for hours, nobody comes to look for it.
some punk ass balla kid's bike
original owner was killed in a drive by, common occurrence in Idlewood, Ganton and Jefferson
>>729095660is that your same thought process when you see a car parked?
It seems from context clues that the owner has been incapacitated following some sort of rigamarole involving the Ballers (pronouncing or saying it as "ballas" is culturally insensitive), and has been hospitalized or possibly even killed.
Sam Andreas
>>729095660the bikes you see on the street are free, you can just take themi have 37 bikes
>>729095660>It was stolen by another negro.>A negro of ill repute.>Said negro of the thievery persuasion was beaten to death by another negro tribe while selling drugs nearby.
>>729096656based nigger
>>729095660The bike was a manifestation of CJ's desire to escape the hood. You see, the whole game takes place in his head as he lay dying on the pavement. Tenpenny shot CJ in that car and left him on the side of the road. Bigfoot is still real though. My cousin's gay brother told his uncle who molested him and works at Rockstar said you have to buy 1 max cost meal at every restaurant in the game then fuck a prostitute in bone county at exactly 6:09 pm and then Bigfoot will appear and give you a thumbs up then steal your bike. That's where the bike comes from.
Why didn't CJ just ride the eagles to the hood?
just walk to your hood. you don't have to steal the bike cj.
>>729095660It was sent from the heavens to aid CJ on his divine quest to take down Tenpenny
>first black gta protagonish>literally the first thing you have to do is steal a bikeugh...
>>729101960>first black gta protagonist>also the first protag that can swimExpectations: subverted
>>729095660player starts with nigger stealing a bike.... awkward
>>729095660The total happiness in the world increased that day
