>Mario if he made by Sony https://files.catbox.moe/aefu3t.mp4
>>729096797Damn, a guy could nut just listening to that voice
>>729096797NINTENDO
>saw this posted as a reel on instagram a few hours ago>most comments were saying this is peak and that Nintendo should remake Mario like thisIts amazing how shit taste the average normalfag has
>>729096797this is peak Nintendo should remake Mario like this
>>729096797What's considered "Sony writing"?
>>729098056overtly cinematic and "quirky"
>>729096797Kino. Ludo, even.
>>729098056Have you ever played an Uncharted game? It's like that.
>I thought I smelled something burning>Focus M...Holy fuck it's exactly like the typical Snoy game.
>>729099268Wouldn’t that be Prime 4y?
NINTENDAAAAAAA!!!PROMISING CADRES SCQUISITION IN ORDERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFQInsvJy-4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYals-kKKBI
>>729096797>Focus Mkek
>>729100454You're the boss, princess
>>729096797NIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNTENNNNNNNNNNNDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>729096797now this is what call a cinematic experience.
>>729096797You got a non-malware infested link?
>>729100862It's catbox, retard
>Okay Mario, time to partyWhy is he referring to himself in the third person?
>>729099515OP is clearly a parody of MGS. You zoomies are mind broken.
>>729096797I puke in my mouth a little
>>729100308No, not really.
zoomers will see this and think hell yeah
>>729096797>good, you made it>that you, Peach?Too accurate
Not enoughNeeds a part where Mario enters a room with a puzzle and while there's a cutscene showing a spinning view of the room Mario, Peach, Toad and Luigi are already giving hints how to solve the puzzle then proceed to give more hints every 3 seconds even when the player is already solving it>>729101624*millenials
I love how everything from the cliched quippy marvel writing, the ultra realistic graphics, the walk and talk section, to the attack voices cutting off the dialogue, feel exactly like a modern AAA Sony slop.>Okay Mario, time to party!
>>729096797Finally, a Mario game for ADULTS. It's about fucking time.
>>729101232you've never played an MGS game if you think the dialogue is like this
>>729096797Forgot the part where he sidles through a small space to hide a loading screen.And the part where the game wants you to hit a button in a time and it slows down and stops completely until you do.
>>729096956You are pathetic and down bad
>>729102641Don't forget that there's a like 30 minute long section where Mario eats spaghetti, does plumbing and talks to Luigi before slowly walking down a Mushroom Kingdom path until he finally gets to stomp his first Goomba
>>729101968>walk two steps>radio static>Peach: That's a Question Mark Block. Hit one from below and a coin'll pop up. Sometimes even a Mushroom>"Objective: Hit Question Mark Block" appears on screen>? Block begins glowing>yellow paint directly under it on the ground>walk over to yellow paint>control taken away>cutscene where Mario looks around left to right while the camera slowly swirls around him>finally Mario looks up>camera pans up>Mario: A Question Mark Block. I can Jump to hit these.>camera zooms out to frame the scene>lingers unnecessarily>cutscene finally ends>"Press A to Jump" appears on screen>the A is flashing>no other inputs work>press A>another cutscene starts>the camera swirls around Mario slowly>he crouches>looks up>Mario: Hup!>jumps and hits the block>coin pops out>dialogue box>"Received 1 coin!">press A to go to the next page of the dialogue box>"Coins are the currency of the Mushroom Kingdom. Find them in Question Mark Blocks or scattered around the area. Collect 100 to gain an extra life.">press A to close dialogue box>control returns to the player>immediately radio static>control taken away>Peach: Nice work, Mario. You got a coin. Keep hitting Question Mark Blocks to find coins. You can also find them on the ground or floating in the air, just Jump to grab them. If you get 100 I'll send you a 1-Up.
>>729096797I think catbox has been down for a few days now in my shitty turdworld country
>>729098056Basically dialogue that is sarcastic, quippy, lgbt/girl boss lecturing, and is overall unnecessary space filler that exists because today’s gamers have burnt out dopamine receptors and lose attention quickly, so you got to have your character spew out unfunny dialogue every 5 seconds.
>>729104159Kek
>>729104314Had some problems with it at one point. Try replacing the c with an f to see if the mirror works, and worst case, restarting the router fixed it for me in the end. But that was mostly my fucking ISP being a bitch about it more than anything, so I can't speak to your issues.
>>729104314yeah i wonder why that is>the daily cp spamoh right..
SONYHIRE THIS MAN
>>729104506>Try replacing the c with an f to see if the mirror worksthat worked thank u
>>729104705Was it worth it?
>>729104159I hate how vividly I can see this
>>729104917no
>>729104392Literally horizonshit
>>729096797Kino
