>Mario if he made by Sony https://files.catbox.moe/aefu3t.mp4
>>729096797Damn, a guy could nut just listening to that voice
>>729096797NINTENDO
>saw this posted as a reel on instagram a few hours ago>most comments were saying this is peak and that Nintendo should remake Mario like thisIts amazing how shit taste the average normalfag has
>>729096797this is peak Nintendo should remake Mario like this
>>729096797What's considered "Sony writing"?
>>729098056overtly cinematic and "quirky"
>>729096797Kino. Ludo, even.
>>729098056Have you ever played an Uncharted game? It's like that.
>I thought I smelled something burning>Focus M...Holy fuck it's exactly like the typical Snoy game.
>>729099268Wouldn’t that be Prime 4y?
NINTENDAAAAAAA!!!PROMISING CADRES SCQUISITION IN ORDERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFQInsvJy-4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYals-kKKBI
>>729096797>Focus Mkek
>>729100454You're the boss, princess
>>729096797NIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNTENNNNNNNNNNNDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>729096797now this is what call a cinematic experience.
>>729096797You got a non-malware infested link?
>>729100862It's catbox, retard
>Okay Mario, time to partyWhy is he referring to himself in the third person?
>>729099515OP is clearly a parody of MGS. You zoomies are mind broken.
>>729096797I puke in my mouth a little
>>729100308No, not really.
zoomers will see this and think hell yeah
>>729096797>good, you made it>that you, Peach?Too accurate
Not enoughNeeds a part where Mario enters a room with a puzzle and while there's a cutscene showing a spinning view of the room Mario, Peach, Toad and Luigi are already giving hints how to solve the puzzle then proceed to give more hints every 3 seconds even when the player is already solving it>>729101624*millenials
I love how everything from the cliched quippy marvel writing, the ultra realistic graphics, the walk and talk section, to the attack voices cutting off the dialogue, feel exactly like a modern AAA Sony slop.>Okay Mario, time to party!
>>729096797Finally, a Mario game for ADULTS. It's about fucking time.
>>729101232you've never played an MGS game if you think the dialogue is like this
>>729096797Forgot the part where he sidles through a small space to hide a loading screen.And the part where the game wants you to hit a button in a time and it slows down and stops completely until you do.
>>729096956You are pathetic and down bad
>>729102641Don't forget that there's a like 30 minute long section where Mario eats spaghetti, does plumbing and talks to Luigi before slowly walking down a Mushroom Kingdom path until he finally gets to stomp his first Goomba
>>729101968>walk two steps>radio static>Peach: That's a Question Mark Block. Hit one from below and a coin'll pop up. Sometimes even a Mushroom>"Objective: Hit Question Mark Block" appears on screen>? Block begins glowing>yellow paint directly under it on the ground>walk over to yellow paint>control taken away>cutscene where Mario looks around left to right while the camera slowly swirls around him>finally Mario looks up>camera pans up>Mario: A Question Mark Block. I can Jump to hit these.>camera zooms out to frame the scene>lingers unnecessarily>cutscene finally ends>"Press A to Jump" appears on screen>the A is flashing>no other inputs work>press A>another cutscene starts>the camera swirls around Mario slowly>he crouches>looks up>Mario: Hup!>jumps and hits the block>coin pops out>dialogue box>"Received 1 coin!">press A to go to the next page of the dialogue box>"Coins are the currency of the Mushroom Kingdom. Find them in Question Mark Blocks or scattered around the area. Collect 100 to gain an extra life.">press A to close dialogue box>control returns to the player>immediately radio static>control taken away>Peach: Nice work, Mario. You got a coin. Keep hitting Question Mark Blocks to find coins. You can also find them on the ground or floating in the air, just Jump to grab them. If you get 100 I'll send you a 1-Up.
>>729096797I think catbox has been down for a few days now in my shitty turdworld country
>>729098056Basically dialogue that is sarcastic, quippy, lgbt/girl boss lecturing, and is overall unnecessary space filler that exists because today’s gamers have burnt out dopamine receptors and lose attention quickly, so you got to have your character spew out unfunny dialogue every 5 seconds.
>>729104159Kek
>>729104314Had some problems with it at one point. Try replacing the c with an f to see if the mirror works, and worst case, restarting the router fixed it for me in the end. But that was mostly my fucking ISP being a bitch about it more than anything, so I can't speak to your issues.
>>729104314yeah i wonder why that is>the daily cp spamoh right..
SONYHIRE THIS MAN
>>729104506>Try replacing the c with an f to see if the mirror worksthat worked thank u
>>729104705Was it worth it?
>>729104159I hate how vividly I can see this
>>729104917no
>>729104392Literally horizonshit
>>729096797Kino
>>729100308Yes, indeed.
>>729096797Be honest with me: would You play this?
>>729107264No, but I'd watch a 4 hour video talking about its faults and why it's the downfall of the Mario franchise (with half of it being dedicated to just explaining the entire game).
>>729107345>only halfyou are being generous
>>729104159please make it stop
>>729096797Jesus
>The fucking grunts as he jumps and throws fireballs
>>729096797So fucking true, fuck snoyslop
>>729096797This is just Sonic Frontiers
genuine question, how did gaming end up this way? was it due to the popularity of uncharted? the popularity of ubisoft games?
>>729096797How would you call this game?
>>729109637The latter imo. Ubishit's influence on triple A western gaming in the Xbox 360 gen was unparalleled and the effects are still being seen today, nearly 20 years later
>>729097218Not like the runaway success of anime gacha sims wasn't already an indication of that.>spend 500 dollars to unlock a JPG of your waifu!
>>729097218Really? Because the comments on mine are all saying the exact opposite or making fun of other games with it.
>>729109637Metal Gear Solid really popularized the cinematic shit as well as characters dumping tutorials on you via comms.
>>729096797>Okay Mario....time to party.KINO
>>729104159Why are they like this?
>>729096797MARIO (2026)
>>729109637The masses are full on retards. Not even an exxaggeration, these """people""" don't even know how to open a folder in windows, aka the OS that's already built for morons. They're the kind that have yellow paint, tutorials and quest markers infront of them, and somehow still manage to get lost. The same audience that sees no problem spending millions of dollars on gacha sims and will lap up subscription services and scoff at the idea of owning games, because "it's inconvenient".They're the perfected golem slave class who will line up to do what they're told, and without a constant guiding hand, will jump off a cliff like Lemmings.
>>729109637Everything wrong with modern games can be traced back to gamer dads: cringe redemption stories, pretentious pseudo cinematic movie games, turn combat etc
>>729110191Realizing how simple and stupid the average person is makes democracy a very depressing concept.
>>729109637Its what people don't want to hear: you gave money Microsoft/Sony and put us in this timeline instead of backing the GameCube/Wii. I was there when Sony entered the market and when Microsoft entered the market. And tho some good games came out at the time which are now entirely forgotten, the biggest impact is how hard they both fucked the industry.
>>729110256>gamer dads: cringe redemption stories, pretentious pseudo cinematic movie games, turn combat etcSay it with me:BETTERMEN
>>729096797I seriously hate the obsession modern games have with making some bitch talk in your ear for the entire game.
>>729097218>average normalfagredundant, learn the words you use
>>729110303Nintendo supports all these things too, they just adopt it at a slower rate. Remember, there was a time when people thought that the big N would never support paying for online, or DLC, or season passes. Give it enough time, and they'll hop on the gravy train for free money.Sony and MS just accellerrated it.
>>729104159Delete this
>>729110340Focus, M
>>729097218You should expect that every place online, including this very thread and especially social media, is full of bots.
>>7291103073 and a half minutes of carrying a fucking animalHoly fucking cinema, am I right?
>>729109727>Ubishit's influence on triple A western gaming in the Xbox 360 gen was unparalleled and the effects are still being seen today, nearly 20 years laterYou know it was Sony that started that trend, right?
>>729110307This is so fucking badIt's not even purely that the "gameplay" is walking while listening to dialogue, I'm not enough of a gamedev to tell why something like Dear Esther works so well while this is just dogshit
>>729110303Fuck off Nintenfaggot. They do the same shit, overcharge for their shovelware slop and go after modders, porters etc. All three are cancer and need to go.
>>729110620It's what gamers want! GOTY 2018 btw
>>729104159Kojima should be hanged for starting this
>>729110418>Nintendo supports all these things too, they just adopt it at a slower rate.Not really the only instance people bring up is DLC and online. Otherwise Nintendo is almost always ahead of the curve to the point where they already had and abandoned their MTX era while everyone is still struggling with that now>and they'll hop on the gravy train for free money.You, me, everyone here and Nintendo know if they actually started doing any of that people would immediately abandon them.
>>729109637There's a few different contributing factors, one game does something well once and everyone copies it ad infinitum making it slightly shittier in each iteration.
>>729110709Well of course they do that you've basically just accused them of selling their games at the standard retail price and defending their property which literally everyone does.
>>729096797>They even got the shitty modern "sounds like HR is listening to all our conversations" dialogue rightGrim
>>729109980https://youtu.be/dt-XZigWFu0
>>729110941>You, me, everyone here and Nintendo know if they actually started doing any of that people would immediately abandon them.They already announce DLC for games before they're even released, and despite making record profits, they still say that they have to raise their prices. A pokemon game in 2025 makes more money than most small countries do, and yet they HAVE to charge 70 bucks and charge 30 bucks for DLC ontop of that?That's peak sony/MS behavior.
>>729110941Amiibos.
Sonic bros...
>>729101232That dialogue is nothing like MGS
>>729111297It's literally, word for word, verbatim, what Otacon would say.
>>729111161What about them?
>>729111337Show me any cutscene of Otacon talking like this in any of the MGS games Go on then. Hell you can even use Kazura and Ocelot to broaden your claim
>>729100308Maybe, perhaps even.
>>729111150>, they still say that they have to raise their pricesIt's almost as if they're actually using more expensive hardware, unlike Sony and MS who are still using regular blurays.You're going to whine about it but there's a very clear difference here.
>>729111161NTA but amiibo are functionally useless now since they don't have actual content locked to them anymore, just cosmetic nonsense
>>729111643That and they just function as cheats for the most part. Xenoblade is a good example since every piece of amiibo content can be unlocked without them in 3.
>>729110172Someone on the dev team argued "but what if players skip the text?" and someone else said "okay, have an NPC also say it."
>>729109637Metal gear -> GTA -> Ubisoft -> Naughty dogThose are the biggest cesspools that infected other games on each of their releases, they appeal to normalfags that want to feel special or quirky on a "fresh"/new fandom, yet can't appreciate the medium so they settle for whatever copies cinema tropes the closest, keep gameplay as safe or non-existant as possible to not alienate The Modern Audience and there you go, shit games that keep making bank because retards don't die fast enoughFeel free to add other game/companies that infected the medium, i just felt like these are the biggest culpritspic related
>>729111573>It's almost as if they're actually using more expensive hardware,Why am I supposed to care about this? That's their fault for wasting money on expensive hardware. Plus pokemon revenue alone could easily cover it, when you remember that it's, without exaggeration, the most profitable IP in the entire world. Their stake in the pokemon brand could bankroll every single one of their ventures for 100+ years. the customer should never, at any point, see a price increase. It's just pure greed.
>>729109637Games were seen as toys for kids, then those kids grew up and didn't want to be seen playing with childish toys. So the industry responded by making them like gritty action movies. Which are ironically also childish but marketed to adults. Also something about games trying to be art but just clumsily mimicking cinema instead of carving out its own path and playing to gaming's strengths.
>>729109657Mario the Plumber (2026)
>>729109637Real answer: lots of companies are created by marketers, imagine creating a game and then you're told by the marketing team you need to add shitty UI and more voice acting to missions or "players will get bored/confused." >grab the red coins>sigh maybe you need to do THIS to solve the puzzle? (said 2 seconds after you see the puzzle, GOW does this)
>>729109657Mario (2028)
>>729096797>>729097218unironically cooler than any Mario game since Mario 64
>>729112564Canon
new leaked footagehttps://files.catbox.moe/o9eh2w.mp4
>>729112068>Why am I supposed to care about this?Because that's where the money is going, unlike Sony and MS who are just pocketing it.That's the point.>Plus pokemon revenue alone could easily cover it,One>revenueTwo, they don't see all of that money because ownership is split between the three groups. Three, that money is used for this little niche project called Pokemon that's multimedia franchise that's constantly making new products which requires money to make.>Their stake in the pokemon brand could bankroll every single one of their ventures for 100+ yearsNo, no it couldn't.>the customer should never, at any point, see a price increase.Yes, when that money is going towards an improved product that's how it works.A customer shouldn't see an increase however when there's no improvement at all. Did you even factor in paying employees and R&D? Honestly, you have to be 14 or something because I refuse to believe anyone above 18 still thinks like you do.
