A Mexican cartel has kidnapped you, and the last character you've played as has to save you. How fucked are you?
>>729099541I'm safe
>>729099541i'm fine
>Arkham Origins BatmanProbably fine
>>729099541>Metroid Dread SamusForget saving me, she would single-handedly speedrun the entire cartel to death.
BEHOLD....
>>729099541I'm fine, I love him
>>729099541I'm dead
>>729099541dead
>>729100939you're probably fine
>>729099541>Rogue TraderAll the spics are definitely dead but I'm not sure if I'll catch a bullet before that happens
>>729099541>my retail WoW magemass barrier protects me, then some aoe spell annihilates the cartel
>The girl from Gunma KaiI think I'm OK
>>729101105but he's a healer going alone against an army of spics. I think it's over...
>>729099541I better hope this motherfucker is a Transformer.
protea from warframe. they will all burn to crisp while i get a comfy buddy drone shielding me
>>729101437Kek
Visigoths in CK3. Visigothic descendants conquered Mexico with a few hundred men, so I'll take those odds.
>>729101374did you forget he's armed and semi-insane?
>random helldiverall of us are going to die
Yeah, I should be fineThe Cartel couldn't possibly design platform/elevator puzzles retarded enough to outwit this guy, he'll reach me in no time
>>729099541>pal tamerwe're all dying
>>729099541I'll be a-ok
>>729099541Beating up criminals is literally her hobby.
>>729099541Thank god, it's my god-like character from Path of Exile 2!>remember it's a slow non-meta garbage buildgoodbye frens
>>729099541It's fucking over for me
I should be ok, I think.
>>729099541>Legend Rank StalkerMaybe if they're willing to negotiate he can trade them some artifacts in exchange for my life, but even if he could shoot his way through they'd probably just execute me before he could actually rescue me
>>729099541Mexican cartel ? Fancy name for Spanish lords. Huang Lee kills them by the thousands. My hero will keep me safe
lol
>>729101638I mean, I'm not saying he's a bad pick. Medic is based, it's just that he might lose just because they're too many. If it were a small band of punks he'd totally save me.
>John MarstonBetter have a full dead eye bar
>>729101374It wouldn't be pretty, but it'd be doable.You'd have to get shot and stabbed at long enough for Medic to build ubercharge while keeping yourself alive. Uber might give you two enough time to safely hijack a car and escape. If he has the Kritzkrieg, you'd have eight seconds to punch everyone in the room to death.
>>729102008i mean, if he actually intends to save you, chances are you will probably survice because he just kills everyone with some horrific necromantic spell that will haunt you in your nightmares for the rest of your life.
>Male Paragon Commander ShepardI'm fine.
>the lone wanderer with very good karmahe just has put down single-handedly an entire squad of slavers at Lincoln Memorial, he should be able to win against a similar kind of criminals
>>729102141I'm gonna play this game soon. Should I play the DS version or the PSP version?
She could save me with her light magic right? Mexicans abhor the light.
>cuts through them like butter while making it look like I escaped on my own
>>729099541Still their peak video.
>>729102264Damn, that would be horrible, but also pretty cool if it happened
>>729102429They're wearing visors cabron
>>729099541>Myself in VRThe whole building is either bombed, or i hear a bang outside and a plane crashes into us.
>>729099541The bitch from peripeteia will save me.
>>729099541>level 6 tiefling monk in baldur's gate 3I'm not sure, might be ok
>>729099541I'll be fine.Also, what powers would he get from inhaling a Mexican?
>>729099541>meowscles from fortniteI'm not sure. Meowscles is pretty jacked but my regular squadmates are as dumb as I am, and I was dumb enough to get kidnapped in the firs place.
>>729099541
>>729103029Uninterruptable siestas
>>729103029The power of poverty, being smelly, and also being brown.
I remember one of these videos where they executed a fat woman and started chopping at her neck with a machete and she started throwing up from the machete hole
>>729099541>Warframe's Uriel + DrifterThey are fucked. Spamming third ability, bring up the brimstone gauge, unleash hell with 199% extra damage, melted in seconds, if not, Laetum and Vinquibus will be enough with the pure damage and crit builds.
>>729103042If he gets enough shield and good loot he might be able to do it I guess
>>729099541Well the cartel’s dead but so am I
Dragon Knight Chad/Stacy from Divinity 2 would probably fare just fine.
>>729099541my dad works at CIA so i am fine
>>729102361PSP version of Chinatown Wars has better visuals and a few exclusive missions but DS has better gameplay overall (minigames, and how you handle throwable weapons)Soundtrack wise they're equal imo. DS has better atmosphere sort of. Both are great unironically, do a coin toss. Wish more gta games were made in this style. Hoping an indie does it soon
>>729103273He'd kill you by mistake and then cry while hugging your corpse or some shit
>>729103081>*Gulp*>*DING!*
True randomness will not save me from the cartel.I'm fucked.
>guy from amnesia the bunkeridk he keeps getting fucking pwned by the 1 monster so guess i'm fucked
>>729103415Ha shit, been a while since I played a Kirby game. Completely forgot that was already a "power".
OK
>>729099541They're already dead
>>729103273THIS ANON, HE WAS A FAGGOT, BUT HE DIDN'T DESERVE TO DIE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYWhile doing this >>729103373
>>729103610Even if he saves you, he's taking your ass as payment
>>729103029the power of being an injun who larps as a Roman
>>729103689It's not a hisuian typhlosion, he wont get gaped.
>>729099541Literally 100% chance of escape so long as they don't fail the song.
I almost feel bad for them.Almost.At least they'll die to anime powerlevel/must train and get better faggotry like in the Dragon Ball schlock they love so much.
>>729099541>Press X >Demolish 6 chimi changas in 3 secundas
>>729103337Thanks, I'll play the entire game on one console and just give it a quick once-over on the other. I'm currently playing through the entire series.I definitely wouldn't mind another topdown GTA as long as it had the modern conveniences like saving and health instead of the arcadey bullshit of the first game.
>>729103656doubt a single horse can take out the entire cartel, especially since they're literally just normal women but with the speed and strength of a horse
>Max PayneHe doesn't have the best track record of saving people in time but my odds are higher since I'm not a woman
>>729099541It's going to take Racimir at least 14 seasons to finally get to my part in the quest line, I'm boned.
>>729099541I’ll be fine, as long as he doesn’t fuck me over with the C-4. Honestly he could probably get me out without them even noticing.
>>729099541They are very dead.As for me, as long as I don't die as collateral I think I will be fine.
>>729099541>Ethan Wintersit’s genuinely over…..
>>729099541He can kill shigger hodes with ease. I'm in good hands.
>>729099541>doomguynah i'd win
>>729099541>An EDF wingdiverShe would sure as fuck outgun them but she's also just a human so she could still get shot and die.
>>729099541Imagine if we decided to nuke mexico along side nuking japan and they also get buck broken and turn into a relatively harmless cartoon factory. Sighhh if only
>>729099541>expedition 33, End-game Maelleoh, they're fucked
>>729101717>Throws a napalm barrage in your general area
>>729103713I dont think think you know what a mexican is
Think I'm good after a loop or two
>>729105289He could do that but drillers are not known to be discreet. He would kill everyone there most likely including you because he can and it's funny.
My main character in MH Wilds. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or bad thing. The dude is used to hunt giant beasts, and sure can take a beating, but against millions of bullets and whatnot I'm not that confident.
>>729099541She'll clumsily cut me down by accident during the melee
>>729099541>grail knightAudacity of Agilgar! Heart, Body, and Soul!
>>729105583OP didn't specify they had to actually kill the cartel, just that they need to get you out
>>729099541>BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER!!!
>>729099541Why haven't the Mexican government done anything to stop these guys?
>>729106067>he thinks they haven't infiltrated the government
>>729106067They're more powerful than their government, there's this infamous case in which they defeated the army and they had to let one of these cartel dudes out of jail or something like that
decent chance
>>729101819sorry bro, but the cartel has you imprisoned at loop 10
>>729105289If he's using Beast Master, he could convince one of the cartel members to fight on your side.>I'm gonna call you Steeve!>"¿Qué es eso?"
>>729106067Its easier to make ethical chocolate than to get rid of the CIA in your country
>>729106276He'd save you before anyone notices
>>729106009Well how else is she gonna get me out. I doubt that jetpack can hold two people. And it's not like a woman is gonna carry a full grown man through the sky.
>>729099541>MetalSlug TacticsThe whole mexican cartel is fucked lmao, this is just another adventure for Tarma, Fio and Eri
>>729099541>Destiny warlockas long as she doesn't throw a scatter grenade in my face i should be alright
>>729099541...does he get his monsters, or can I cheat and get his adult forms? Can I marry his female monsters afterwards?
>>729099541It was a WEG where the male MC is a superhero who can manipulate light. I didn't get far, but he stopped a truck being thrown at him with it, so I reckon I'm probably fine. Especially because he gets a robotic super suit.
>>729106276>DecentYour safety is practically guaranteed. This kind of thing is his bread and butter.
>modded Skyrim playthrough I'd probably get misted via collateral damage but the banditos would all be dead in a heartbeat.
>>729099541>Pathfinder War of the Righteous>Mutation Fighter/Slayer>Level 40 Legend>Fauchard for high crit chancethey are fucked
>>729099541as long as they have some Bolillo nearby I'll be fine
>>729099541If the comics are anything to go by I am so fucking screwed.
>>72909954150% Change she kills every cartel member 50% chance she doesn't give a fuck.
>>729102492I love videogames
>>729106645that or they turn you into the town slut
>>729106557>Marco ignored
>>729106485Not only would he get caught, he would somehow fight and beat several Mexican Meth-al Gears before getting you both to safety.
>>729099541I think Archaeon the Never Chosen could beat the Cartel.
>>729099541>Noble SixI think I am good
>>729106067That is the Mexican government
>original trilogy RatchetHe mows down the whole cartel and saves me, after which I give him something that plays him a video showing him which planet to go to next. Then I die anyway in a humorous cutscene
>>729106723How powerful do you think a horse is exactly?
>>729099541she got big guns, spaceship and an ice cream in her backpackI think I'm fine as long as the ice cream doesn't melt
>>729106797Unfortunately for you, GW just released a new Cartel codex and a few new models for them.
>>729106784You can only choose 3 teammates in MS: Tactics
Fuc
>>729106067combination of said government has been infiltrated by them for a while and the fact Mexicos government has always been extremely weak and barely managed to cling on to the land it currently has
>>729106792And it would be epic
>>729102361Both. DS is cel shaded while PSP is a little more similar to GTA3. Both are kino and the worst version is the iOS/Android port by Grove Street Games.
>>729107000If he can level up like he does in game he just needs to adventure for like a month at American shooting ranges and he's ready for the Cartel.
>>729106873Kek. Accurate.
>>729099541My crystal chronicles character, I'm fine, she can tank missiles exploding right on her face and retaliate by beating the shit out of everything with a hammer, we will have intense sex afterward, the size difference will be great I always wanted to fuck a midget.
He didn't asked for this
>>729107134>Just wait a month br-ACK
>>729107000>Ese Henry has come to see us!
>>729107334Kek
I'm getting left to die aren't I
