Here's your GTA protagonist bro
>Niko Bellic is younger than me now>Still rocking an acceptable hairline better than me
>>729100409holy shit that's a tough 30
>>729100409Hmmm... anon... that was a fake dating profile to trap a fag that didn't feel like paying his debts.
>>729100832>older than 30 and still caring about lookscare about your health
>>729100832Stop acting like a woman anonYou're fine
>>729100983would
>>729100409>30bro he has 30 years in each leg
>>729100905He was a child soldier
>>729100905War and stress can fuck you up
>>729100905Niko basically went through come and see on roids. Be thankful he doesn’t look older
ROMAN, WHAT THE FUCK
What was the real-world analog for Bu Shark testosterone anyway? The Charlie Sheen tiger blood thing was years after GTA4. Was it just making fun of energy drinks?
>>729100905Ever met a slav? They age like dogshitAlso he was a child soldier that was made to commit genocide
>>729102934Steroids you retard
>>729100905Russians and Russian adjacents age like milk save for the Adonis chads
>>729100409Thank God I still look better than a potato-headed slav from a 20 year old video game. I'd want to die if I was over 30 and looked worse than Niko.
>>729103975GTA IV isnt 20 years old what are you talking ab-Oh.Oh no. I'm old
>>729104385>gta4 released 2 years before I graduated high school
>>729104385the rick roll meme originated on /v/ when someone posted a link to "GTA IV TRAILER!!!"
>>729102934I know this may shock you, but gymbros have been using TRT and and steroids since the 80's.
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>>729104385play it again, if you haven’t lately. it’s an incredible time capsule of the mid / late 2000’s
>>729100409Niko posted on /soc/?
>>729104925no...
>>729105476smart phones will never catch on
>>729105065>>729103582I guess I got my fake products mixed up. I remembered Bull Shark being a steroid infused energy drink, not just testosterone injections.
>>729106917Checked the wiki out of curiosity and seems like it can come in many forms
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