>the earth is spinning faster>time is going by faster>nobody is telling you thisvideogames for this feel?
don't post in this thread or else he'll get ya
Aliens are humans 50k-60k year in the future.
i want to stop jerking off and feeling horny all the time
>>729105294I love images like this. Just imagine traveling countless lightyears just to strip naked and break into an aliens house like some homeless tweaker.
>>729105294Time is only going by faster for other observers, you'll be just fine
>>729105550Just watch some more sissy hypno sis.
>>729105380you idiot, that ghost ain't real candleja-
>>729105294If it spun faster, time would be slowing down. Basic relativity.
>>729105294why that alien playing the banjo?
>>729105758i teached him how now he has to play the banjo for me and my friends
>>729105758it's a good game
>>729105409Nah, they're our "shadow". They are the inverse of us in just about every conceivable way. They are not even truly physical matter. I call them etherians.
>>729105294fake, gay and oh my science!
>>729105294I remember when an anonfound the source of this image. It was a magazine advertisement for Intel or one of those computer manufacturers. But that ad disappeared from the Internet, and there are even videos debunking the alien photo, but they don't show the original ad from which the alien was taken.
>>729105932This is unironically more probable than little grey aliens in saucers
>>729105294>the alien looks scared....this is not good isnt it?
>>729105294Ackshually the Earth is spinning slower and slower because of the Moon's gravity
>>729106523And once it starts going in reverse it'll travel back in time right
>>729105294was anyone there for this thread? everything checked out. the only thing from that thread that could be used as an explanation, to me, was>that guy bought a stretchy alien suit skin and put it over a barrel!
>>729107073Yes, we've been stuck in a cycle like that for trillions of years, there is no escape from here
>>729106115no, it's good. the story is that he was working on something inside his car and he heard something and the only light he had was the flash from a camera and that's the alium being surprised. so like us when it comes down to it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B8X1NegB5k
>>729107219As I said in another post, an anon found the original image. It was an ad in a magazine, I think from Intel, where two aliens were conducting experiments on a spaceship. In the ad, there was a bright blue light. The guy took one of the two aliens, removed the blue color, and made the final montage.Intel made several ads with aliens. You can find some on YouTube with more cartoonish aliens, but there were also these more "realistic" ones in print material.
>earth's inner core is spinning slower, weakening its magnetic field>moon is going away>saturn's rings are disappearing
>>729105294GO FASTER
>>729105294>>729107371>intelligent aliens with tech far beyond ours exist>but all they do is sneak into peoples houses, completely naked with no equipment, and then leaveThis never made any sense. It's the most illogical spook. A ghost hanging around because it's bored? Logical. A cryptid fucking with people for fun? Sure, we have no idea what's going on in that thing's head, I can believe that. An intelligent advanced civilization that sneaks into random peoples houses and looks through their windows before quietly walking out the door? Retarded.
>>729105294>it took /x/ two full days to realize it doesn’t have armslol
>>729109149hell yeah, nerd
>>729109149Maybe they're so advanced they literally have nothing better to do with their lives but spook primitives for shits and giggles
so that's why i'm cumming faster when jerking off
>>729109149we're like a zoo to them
>cruising intergalatic superway in my GX3000 Cruiser (it's all I can afford right now)>Getting a little hungry>see sign for SOL-8389>it's some gay little system with a protected wetland and a bunch of feral humans>next stop is 34 AU>fuck it>pay the Archon at the jump gate for a quick visit>He warns me not to interact with any of the wildlife>land on some stick and brick bullshit hut>eat everything in the fridge>fuck an earthling, wipe her mind>on my way back out to the cloaked ship>the earthling's husband catches a fucking picture of me>banned from ever visiting a class 3 protected wetland againfucking hell life is rough
>>729107954>saturn's rings are disappearingI'm pretty sure they'll still take hundreds of thousands of years to disappear. Right now Saturn is turning relative to us so the rings won't be visible for some time, but they're still there.
>>729105294Don't fucking post this shit. I have no clue what it is, but some part of this pic triggers some primal fear part of my brain.
>>729105756Relativity is only a theory
>>729112324i think it's your faggot gene
>>729109149Maybe he's just a pervert.
>>729112448Theories are based on concrete evidence
>>729105294ayy lmao
>>729105294somacome get me bro we’ll grab a space beer
>>729107954>if death is where you ended up>what good was the life?
>>729112324
>>729113861I cant believe I was ever scared of this shit
>>729111786kek
aliens are demons space is fake
>>729109149Look, anon - I'll be 100% honest with you. If humans had the technological capacity to scoot around the galaxy on a whim, you can beat your ass I'd be doing some questionable and downright degenerate shit. I'd do typical self-indulgent stuff, like create a harem of alien women, but I'd also do petty nonsense like breaking into the homes of aliens to mill around or misplace their things, simply because I could. Hell, I'd even consider genociding a planet or meddling in the genes of aliens, just to see what it would feel like to be God.
>>729105294REAL image btw
>>729113861AIIIIIEEEEE IS THAT A DOG? WITH HUMAN TEETH? SAVE ME NIGGERMAN
I DON'T want off this ride
>>729109149We currently have the ability to fly thousands of miles through the air in giant mechanical vehicles and many people use it to go harrass strangers in on the other side of the world so that people will send them virtual donations, but a few aliens in a God knows how big civilisation fucking with humans is completely illogical. You're pretty susceptible to conspiracy theories, anon.
>>729109149That's because it's actually banned for them to be fucking with us. Were like the north sentinel island of space.However, you get a couple of fuckos who can't help themselves so they have to be discreet.
>>729112448a game theory
>>729105550trust me you dont. thats when your is body giving up
>>729116034>feel like shit or feel like shit in addition to compulsively masturbating for 14 hours a daythe odds seem to be in my favor
>People perceive time as speeding up mainly because as we age, life becomes more routine, leading to fewer novel experiences and memories, making past periods feel shorter in retrospect. Our brains process fewer "frames" per second as neural activity slows, and a year becomes a smaller fraction of our total life, contributing to the feeling that time flies by. >Key Reasons Time Seems Faster>Less Novelty: Childhood is full of "firsts," but as we age, daily life offers fewer new experiences, so the brain doesn't record as many distinct memories, making time blur.>Information Processing: The brain creates more memories from novel events; fewer new memories mean a period feels shorter.>Aging Brain: Slower neural processing and eye movements in older brains capture fewer details per second, akin to a camera slowing down, resulting in less recorded data.>Proportionality: A year for a young child is a huge chunk of their life; for an adult, it's a smaller percentage, making it feel shorter.>Focus & Attention: When engrossed in familiar routines, the brain doesn't register time as much; conversely, intense focus or boredom can stretch time, while engrossing activities make it fly. time for your prostate exam anon
