ITT: post the weirdest, worst, most baffling, confusing box art ever.
>>729107490Can’t have one of these threads without NES Mega Man
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>>729107490>BASED ON THE REAL ARCADE GAMEWhat…
>>729108428“From Midway, the same company that brought you Mortal Kombat now brings you 3 sumo wrestlers SMASHING their FAT ASSES TOGETHER! Dude… it’s a cover, for a game, endorsed by Nintendo THAT ADVERTISES ITSELF with ASSES being SMASHED TOGETHER! It’s Butt Bash 3000!” - The Nerd
>>729108041Post the edit. You know which one.
>>729108701Donkey Kong was based on a true story actually. The box art tells you that
>>729108701It's a home console version based on the arcade game. It should probably say something like "based on the hit arcade game" instead of "real arcade game" though.
>>729108041pac-man looks so goofy here
>>729109158Okay
>>729107490To be fair the Mario thing was not well defined when this Atari version came, in the 80's Mario was more depicted like a real middle-aged dude.
>>729108589It was the early 2000Dont judge Unless you were there
>>729108428Wasn’t this also a cartoon?
>>729111247Yes, and a really bad one at that.It taught kids that being fat as fuck and giving yourself diabetes from eating too much junk food, getting into a biracial, homosexual, polyamorous relationship with your bros, sexually molesting 12 year old Asian girls, and slapping your asses together makes you a superhero.
>>729108867Tomorrow is the 10th anniversary of that review
>>729107490Fairly accurate box art all things considered.
>>729107725He looks like he’s dying inside
>>729107490this is literally what happens in the game though
>>729108041>ZOMBIES!!! WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY DOT-MAN!!!
