ITT: post the weirdest, worst, most baffling, confusing box art ever.
>>729107490Can’t have one of these threads without NES Mega Man
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>>729107490>BASED ON THE REAL ARCADE GAMEWhat…
>>729108428“From Midway, the same company that brought you Mortal Kombat now brings you 3 sumo wrestlers SMASHING their FAT ASSES TOGETHER! Dude… it’s a cover, for a game, endorsed by Nintendo THAT ADVERTISES ITSELF with ASSES being SMASHED TOGETHER! It’s Butt Bash 3000!” - The Nerd
>>729108041Post the edit. You know which one.
>>729108701Donkey Kong was based on a true story actually. The box art tells you that
>>729108701It's a home console version based on the arcade game. It should probably say something like "based on the hit arcade game" instead of "real arcade game" though.
>>729108041pac-man looks so goofy here
>>729109158Okay
>>729107490To be fair the Mario thing was not well defined when this Atari version came, in the 80's Mario was more depicted like a real middle-aged dude.
>>729108589It was the early 2000Dont judge Unless you were there
>>729108428Wasn’t this also a cartoon?
>>729111247Yes, and a really bad one at that.It taught kids that being fat as fuck and giving yourself diabetes from eating too much junk food, getting into a biracial, homosexual, polyamorous relationship with your bros, sexually molesting 12 year old Asian girls, and slapping your asses together makes you a superhero.
>>729108867Tomorrow is the 10th anniversary of that review
>>729107490Fairly accurate box art all things considered.
>>729107725He looks like he’s dying inside
>>729107490this is literally what happens in the game though
>>729108041>ZOMBIES!!! WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY DOT-MAN!!!
>>729115187Sorry, they turned him into… whatever that is.
>>729116524>Snow White and The 7 NIGGERS
>>729107490Donkey Kong is pretty gross, but this take on Mario is fucking awesome.
>>729107490I think this box art looks awesome.
>>729107490What's box art? When was the last time that anyone here bought a physical game in a box?
>Be average Gotham City goon>Batman appears>He gives you this look
>>729117051>>Be average Gotham City goon>>Batman appears>>He gives you this lookWhen Bat-Clooney gives you the 'look', you'd better just pull our pants down.
>>729111247Yes it was.I don’t even remember if there was a plot to it because those giant hamster shaped men kept slapping their asses together and shooting out lazer beams from them 24/7 last time I watched it.
>>729111534>sexually molesting 12 year old Asian girlsI’m sorry, what?
>>729108428I can't tell if their asses are making an action effect or braping
>>729108428He’s still your president, libtard.
>>729116524It would have been better if the real thing looked like this, but instead it was a short Disney ripoff cartoon with some coloring books and puzzles for the kids.
>>729107490Spanish Thor?
>>729116524Still better than the live action remake.
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>>729120010For comparisons, here's the JP box art.
>>729108428>the director's barely disguised
>>729119925>mfw millenials never got the MEGAMAN REFUND
>>729120137And here's the EU box art.
>>729119925He looks like hes having a blast shooting a robot's crotch
>>729107490>post the weirdest, worst, most baffling, confusing box art ever.OP's pic unrelated, that's probably the most badass official rendition of Mario.
>>729120334Yeah, now that i’m realizing it, I should have picked a better OP image. I’ll be honest, the only reason I picked it is for the “BASED ON THE REAL ARCADE GAME” text
>>729120317That name sounds like a racist slur
>>729120467>I’ll be honest, the only reason I picked it is for the “BASED ON THE REAL ARCADE GAME” textProbably a confusing way of trying to impart that it's an officially licensed port and not an unofficial ripoff copying the gameplay.
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>>729107490I like his MMMMMM sleeve
It's not at all what you think is it.
>>729107490You mean best
>>729120769Okay.
>>729116524Get a load of CiderElla
>>729121256A water balloon?
>>729123225How about Honsal and Grital
>>729123341Or Poncoyo
>>729108428Even as a kid, I knew this series was creepy.
>>729123401And finally, Michael Jackson.
>>729108589This isn't the coolest box arts thread.
>>729117051>You gon get the bat's bat.
>>729123470>Michael JacksonKEK
