Everytime someone plays an old game for the first time and underperforms, there's always those faggot m*llenials who come out and shout "I beat this as a kid lolololol"This is never about mechanical skill, it's usually about problem solving and finding out what you have to do. Well, turns out kids are BETTER in that department. They have a non fried abstract thinking that allows them to come up with the most insane shit that most adults would find ridiculous. This has been studied and proved.You shartlennials are not nearly as smart as you think you are, and chances are, if you played those cryptic childhood games of yours for the first time in the current year, you'd feel lost too.
you seem upset
>>729111305Eat shit lol
>>729111367>>729111420>4 lines of words are a barragefurther proof that you fagllenials also have fried brains
Anon, you're right but for the wrong reasons.People absolutely don't have perfect memories of what they did as kids.So yes, they beat games... After spending 6 hours on that one annoying level. They were concentrating. They were lost focusing on beating shit and being stubborn when they died. They probably wouldn't be able to remember how much time they spent on that one level the day they did it, let alone 20+ years later.No one remembers when they died on 1-1 in Mario.t. 35 years old
>>729111305git gud
Your dad beat you as a kid
i made good threads on /v/ as a kidOP is old and still can't do it
>>729111305I've never met anyone that said this as anything but a casual observation when they see something they recognize. I think you may have assburgers, son. Its not a competition and you're not any less of a man for not having beaten Dingleberry Snufflers 3 for the smegma cisgender home console yet.
>>729111556maybe, i think it took me like 40 hours to beat RE4 the first time
>>729111556I died a lot by missing jumps on that pit before the goal in 1-1.>that one (or more) time(s) you miscalculated the jump and died to the first goomba
Zoomie mad!
>>729111305Anyone who has ever bitched about picrelated needs to be taken to the streets and shot to death as an example to others. This shit was so easy, I puzzled it out as a retarded child and continue to have no problems as a retarded adult.
>>729113356fuck, i can hear it
>>729111305Since you know the solution can be found by thinking in abstraction, why don't you just do that?Adults are capable if they try, especially when they are aware that is what is required to solve a problem.Instead of doing that you decided to make a seethe thread because some boomerlennial said something rude to you.
>>729115145i can just bump my own thread if you're gonna sage, anon
>>729111305you are retarded.
>>729113356>I puzzled it out as a retarded child over the course of nine hours and a screaming match with my mom trying to explain how I'd have to start over if I turned it off and went to bedThe real story revealed.
why don't you just tell us what game you are stuck on so we can help you, instead of sharting up /v/ like a cryfag
>>729117098I will never see "stop sharting the board" replies on porn threadscurious!
>>729111305I fucked your mom as a kid.
>>729111305Way to out yourself OP. I've beaten more games as an adult than I ever did as a kid because like a normal video game enjoyer, I picked up problem solving skills and learned to see common patterns within genres. You might just have a brain deficiency.
>>729117334stop lying faggot, everyone complains about jannies allowing porn threads while pruning game threrad
>>729111305Install gentoo
>>729111305idk what OP is rambling about but OP image is old I've seen it so many times over the years, what is it from?
>>729111980it's common
>>729111305Why are you so butthurt about it? When I say I never beat Castlevania or Mega Man, Gen Xers laugh at me and say the same thing, but the reason is because they sat on the floor playing it for like 40 hours before they beat it. I gave up after 40 minutes because those old games are dogshit.
I beat OP as a kid.He cried.
>>729117447I used gamefaqs as a kid
>>729122252>filtered by babby game>makes cope post Many such cases
>>729111305another low IQ NPC who can't into tank controls. i beat RE2 when i was like twelve!
>>729111305bro admits hes worse at problem solving than kids
