What happens when you turn it
>>729119861The man will turn around
>>729119861You turn him on.
>>729119861it releases steam
>>729119861WEE WOO WEE WOOTHE VALVE HAS BEEN TURNED
>>729119861They might actually make a good game for once
>>729119861It will be very painful, for you
>>729119861It begins the steam sales.It's how they begin the steam sales.
>>729119861Every liquid from his body will start pouring out of his orifices.
>>729119861He will become a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse
Valve guy reminds me of Torhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-00Bfwk8WE
>>729119861You unlock the secret fmvhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcZbYNtSpio
>>729121334>Crashbox
>>729119861He jizzes
>>729119861more like David Drainman
>>729119861It's a release valve for players to blow off steam. That's what it represents.
Steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having.
>>729119861
>>729119861https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBp56o4VDK8
>>729119861everybody gangsta until the valve head turns around
>>729119861chocolate comes out and he turns white
I always thought the guy was Coach.Am I wrong?
>>729124772 Based schizo pick, anon. That video radiates the same energy as the Valve startup screen if it were directed by David Lynch.
>>729119861He evolves up and the valve move to his eye socket.
\>>729120325HOLY SHIT
>>729119861Morpheus gets a boner
>>729128427>radiates the same energyGo back
>>729119861Half Life 3 is released.
>>729119861His head opens up and you can get the gold
