I wonder what it is.
dragon dildo or bust
>>729122715>tripfagyup, def dragon dildo
>>729122741Nope.
You can buy dragon dildos at Walmart?
>>729122913I don't think so.
>>729122983>he doesn't know about the secret dragon dildo sectionngmi
great thread
>>729123159I agree.
>>729122715I unironically own Bad Dragons, both dildos with the cumtube and fuckables.
>>729123446i hope you die of aids, tranny
>>729123046>>729122587?????????
>>729123446based
>>729123523Its dildos
you can tell a tech literate zoomer made this thread because he blurred the qr codes to join wal mart's extra shipping thing and thinks that can be traced to him
>>729123581from walmart?
>>729123630lel
>>729123630you just want the free 30 day trial for yourself shut the fuck up
>>729123645you have to give the associate the secret phrase before they'll take you to the back room
>>729123446Which models? Pics?
>>729123679Manly. Please fuck my wife I can't get her to orgasm
>>729123046>pregis>baby's en kinderena-anon?
>>729123750For the fuckables: Ellen and the Tentacle oneDildos: two Mystics (the unicorn model with cumtube) and a small Ika (tentacle). Also a roughly 3inch tiny one I slip inside while I farm I can't post pics, even with a Catbox link the jannies gave me a 72 hour timeout last time.
>>729124067Will he help Mr. Frosty become a better man?
>>729123446i regret getting one with a cumtubei worry about it getting disgusting and able to not be cleaned
>>729124124if you can't post them, post the gape instead
>>7291241962:1 mix of bleach and pump like 2 cups of that through each time>>729124203Like my asshole gape? Nigga thats gay.
>>729124298won't that go in your ass next timeeven if you rinse it like 500 times
>>729124067The better plush.
>>729124163Yes.
>>729124354Flush with bleach then pure water. Yeah you might get some but you're already pumping your ass full of synthetic Bad Dragon cum so who cares?
this might be one of the worst unboxing threads we have ever had, jesus
theres a really funny video from like 15 years ago where a bunch of college dudes chug a bunch of the bad dragon cum lube for hazing or some shit, and they all puke INSTANTLYI was gonna link it, but naturally search engines suck dick now
>>729124124Based
>>729124496Remember this chad, /v/?
Did you know BF stopped doing purple paper a couple years ago? It’s disgraceful.
>>729124871I am pleased to declare I have no idea what this means.
We must be better gamers.
>>729125307Alright you redeemed yourself.
>>729124751>My daughter's shoulder after she interrupts me while I am playing Lumines.
>>729124496I agree with this too.
>>729122913I was looking around the cosmetic section of walmart once and they had a bunch of sex toys there. no bad dragons that I remember but I was surprised.
>>729126723My local Walgreens has vibrating cock rings next to the condoms
>>729126723I got Mai-chan's Daily Life from Target.
>>729125307I can't imagine a bigger waste of money
>retarded tripfag makes a package thread for absolutely nothingThey should ban you for this
>>729127068Why?
>>729127942Same reason they sell beef jerky.Its nice.
>>729128396Ok.
>>729127386I bought it so I could homebrew it.
Merry Christmas OP
>>729131916Merry Christmas to (you) too.