Gross

>>729132521
Height of consent.
Retards infantilize short women and think they shouldn't be allowed to find love or cock.

>>729132521
You would be ruining a generation of children if you did this anon

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There are plenty Chang. Buy an ad.

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>>729132521
You weirdos are all the same. You can't be satisfied with an elf or something like that, you need all your games to have a race selection like this:
>Human
>Sharkgirl
>Jumping cactus
>Marionette
>Fire elemental
>Giant intelligent friendly talking spider

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>>729133047
This beloved copypasta gets me thinking. If you guys had complete creative control over specifically what type of characters would show up as companions in a game of your choice, what would you want? Like, you don't have to worry about budget constraints limiting what type of animations or models these companions can have, so they can be anything from bipedal Human-shaped companions to giant centaur dragons and everything in between. How crazy would you go?

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>>729133392
Mainly shortstacks and furries and a combination of them

>>729133392
Probably just really good humans

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>>729132521
There's a goblin companion in every modern game now, she's just offscreen with a yellow bucket of paint, making sure you know the right way to go

Need gobbo stuff where the height thing is actually a factor.
Can't jump or reach as high, can scurry into nooks and crannies, easier to hide, harder to fight.
Live at a constant low level terror like a chihuahua that a particularly large bird might scoop you up.

>>729133873
Some poor city worker has to clean this shit up. Someone has to stop this little shit.

>>729133724
>that fluff at the end
Good lord

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>>729132521
>>729132743
CoC really ruined an entire generation of men.

>>729134317
For me it was the mouse girl

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why not dorfs

>>729133392
>Normans
>Bretons
>Franks
>Basques
>Lutins
>Bisclavrets
>Laboused an Ankou
>Basajaunak

>>729133047
The only human/white male should be the main character, the rest should be sex or fun.

>>729133873
Sex the paint goblin

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Just get a halfling and paint her Green

>>729135028
Halflings aren't nearly fertile enough, anon.

>>729135028
I don't think most Halfling lasses would appreciate being forcibly held down and painted green to resemble a goblin.

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>>729135104
It's the ultimate humiliation kink. All halfling girls secretly love it. They also want you to choke and smack them around while you do it

wigly woo wigly woo i seen a goblin buys gajme 110 115 MANY time!
verification?
~NOT~
requiored

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>>729135352
>>729135028
>Think I'm hitting on a goblin girl at the bar
>Turns out it's just a really degenerate halfling
What has this world come to.

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I remember modding in Goblin companions just to get some reference images to draw from. I made her a bard and then unlocked Halsin and dropped both her and him because i didnt need a druid or a bard

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>>729132521
Goblins are bad guys, anon.

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wegh

>>729133047
sex with giant intelligent friendly talking spiders (there are 1 (zero) examples of this)