Her legend race is here!
>>729132968So soon?
Sex
>>729132968what killed the hype?
>>729132968Bus jannie
>>729135550groob just isn't attractive
it would be better if she licked her trainer like the real horse
>>729136813Yes
why does she want Trainer p*nis so bad
>>729132968>>729135550
TOMBOY HUMILATION GAME
sex with air boob
Why is this thread dead? I don't see another thread up.
>>729138632everyone is asleep
>>729138632Taking it easy
>>729138859LET HER IN
>>729138632Air Groove fans don't exist. Probably reminds asians of their moms too much.
DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT MISS ANY LEGEND RACES
what ults do I give to maruzensky besides angling?
>>729139073Why? I almost never do the 3
>>729139110You WILL be bricked if you miss any. We got this early from JP.
>>729139157where the FRICK is that i don't see it
>>729139216Check the special missions, near her titties
>>729139082Depends, front or pace? Triumphant pulse is always a safe bet but front wants mcqueen ult if possible, pace would want shooting.
>>729139082Duty of dignity is good but you should focus on other better regular skills
>>729139082Regular fronts will be pace chasers against ooniges, so Taiki's unique. It's On works well with it too but that's a big investment if you aren't running a Suzuka yourself
You guys love to shit on Riko because she is a hag but her Umas are a menace especially when you are not training for the same aptitude as the FinaleI often wonder where is Aoi in Aoharu but this makes sense
>>729139157cygenerous!
>>729139259AIEEEEE
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>>729139510GET THE FUCK OUT
I do not care for bakushin
TOREEEENA-SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
>>729139360Still there but she isn't the focus in that scenario. Happy Meek will get buff to rival that of that brown uma and that cunt uma when URA get updated.
>>729139545ITS MY DAY OFF
>>729139360Riko makes an exception for Aoi
>>729139545Etoo.....what are you doing here bakushin? I'm going out with Tazuna tonight.
Any CM rooms?
>>729132968>>>/mlp/
>rank 495Anyone know what's up with /v/mers? Did one guy suddenly go schizo and proclaim himself Oy Neigh's danchou's fuarking rival?
Why am I having an easy time against this hag but Legend Fuku murder my team for a good chuck of her run?
>>729138632I haven't had a good parent made in weeks and haven't even started with my scorpio aces. I'm fucking tired man
>>729139685Longs are super rng dependent, if you missed a skill proc your run was bricked.
FGO fags are fighting to save the world right now and you faggots still playing this silly horse ??? !!!
>>729139682The revolution lives /v/ro
>>729132968Cute wife
>>729139737Horse go fast.
>>729139682There's one madman averaging over 6m fans per day. Everyone else is chilling at below 2m.
>>729139682goddamn, saint nick's been busy this holiday season
>>729138991>Air Groove fans don't exist.Rude.....
>>729139582>>729139597Actually why Meek disappeared in Aoharu? I remember that I also Meek with Lil Cunt in the Finale but not anymoreMaybe it has something to do with the patch for when you only had mobs in the Finale?
QRD on Stay Gold career?
>>729139638I'll host a few21464028
>>729139828We call those people, HEROES
>>729139871Meek's appearance in the Finale is RNG. Sometime, she is there, something she isn't.
>>729139737Sometimes one thing outweighs everything else. Especially if they're fat.
>>729139874Didn’t manage to make Uma the App Store top seller again
>>729139828>Go to check the line>If you're ITT. You good? Didn't think there was a man as insane (and based) as oy neighs danchou
>another boring fucking long CM before sprintkino
>>729139582>>729139597It's funny because Aoi is some kind of super Olympian that keeps up with Meek during training while Riko is a physical girl failure.
Wanna do one of these?
>>729139957Logically speaking they should never get it now that they have their own store.
>>729140014>Favorite shipMe x My uma
>>729140010Would love more sprint rooms later
what's all the hype about stay gold, I don't get it
>>729139828I can see that but what triggered this? That's the highest I've seen a single trainer go and I already thought Oy Neigh danchou's was casting from hp with his runs before.
Can someone repost the 'I will dress as a baby tonight if you win' pic? I think it was for super creek
>>7291398847/9 scorpio tests
>>729140057>why is the father of most of the Gold family, who almost murder Spe and NTR in a race, is also a vagrant bum that canonically into foals/ponies so popular?
>>729140010Isn't sprint CM going to be the most boring one yet? It's Taiki/Bakushin/King spam in every room, also Maru if her unique does something. Then the rare people who rolled or got spooked by Akebono or Curren and that's about it. There's absolutely no variety.
>>729140078FTo pay my respect
>>729140093But....look how comfy I am right now.
>>729140137Suzuka can sprint
>>729140093If you need people in 5 I can throw my gluemas, im mid run atm
>https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/jp/charactersGo ahead, read your most anticipated characters hotspring event. You know you want to.
>>729140173Runaway in sprint sounds like a cheat code, late race is too damn short to catch up.
>>729140080
>>729140137Hahaha this guy forgotDon’t come crying when you see a certain round round Uma raping test rooms days on end again
>>729140078Man seriously not looking good for /v/mapyoi
>>729140260Who are you talking about
Grinding Ryan is suffering...
Why no one rolling for Tosen? She is a good girl
>>729140312How would we fix ryans career?
>>729140356Shes so sweet and her story is underdog kino I feel so bad that she's so underappreciated.
>>729140356Blah blah blah blah.
Ryan's ryans...
>>729140230I cant read japanese...
>>729140430Too ugly
>>729140356You pull a Zoomer or pulling HARIKITTE IKOU banner one more time before its gone forever?
>>729139884LateCHAD takes itnext 55085465
>>729140430Her... biceps???
>>729140430
>>729140356I needed Kitasan more.Also there's the megabanner coming soonish.
>>729139884>>729140473I know I should be running a better lineup but running multiple late surgers and GAMBLING feels so good when they all hit
>>729140430this boy has breast cancer
I can't seem to find any uma musume merch irl
I do not see Oguri as a woman
>>729140501Oh but don't you know anon? Gambling is the way of the true warrior.
>>729140501It does, when the gamble pays off they pretty much beat anything.
I see Oguri as a collection of cells that can vaguely be identified as a humanoid being
>>729140584Seeing Gold City basically get all her accels and skills off as she rockets pass Suzuka feels so good.
how does wit horse win a race irl
>>729140639That goes to show how frighteningly consistent solo Suzuka is though. A late hitting the perfect gamble wins by 1 length. And my Suzuka doesn't have turf/medium S.
>>729140356I'd like to, but there are several other umas I'm interested in coming up in the next few months so I can't spare any rollsAlso I'm a bit short of a spark currently so if I did try rolling for Jordan I might not even get her and end up having wasted all my carats for nothing
>>729140356she got 8 rolls, I can't spare anymoreI did get kawakami princess from it though and anime mcqueenhopefully she's gonna come to with the mega-banner, as I do really like her
>>729140678Watch Seiun Sky races
>>729140230>Stay GoldsSuper sweet for someone who's supposed to be a terrorist.
>>729140678the obey vs tamamo race
>>729140653I understand why Creek is there (her father is a pro golfer), and maybe Taishin (Creek drag her with here), but why those two?
>>729140741Why not? Can't an uma just enjoy some golf?
3 borrows per day is just not enough. Anyone know if they will increase the limit?
>>729140684My initial lineup is more of less fixed.Runaway/Pace/Late. I am just testing all my lates to see which one to bring. Grass is better but I just rolled Gold City and I am considering running her.
>>729140678There's various types of wit horses. The fronts who create a gap, pace down mid race and then speed up again late race. Symboli Rudolf famously refused jockey's whipping (order to spurt) and just kept pacing and then decided itself when it wanted to spurt and won the race.
>>729140797After scorpio we are getting 5
>>729140678Wit represents the jockey's handling
But will it be permanent?
>>729140230I'm sorry? What the fuck happened with me and Buena Vista
>>7291404737/9>>729140852I hope this is real
No, wit can go down due to migraine blues.
>>729140885Buery good things.
>>729140873>>729140890We got the heads up from the JPbro like a month ago, then someone in another thread a few days ago went archive digging to confirm it. Looks legit.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/361984549/#q362058104
>>729140230I like Stego story. Pretty cute
I should have just let this little shit break her legs.
Which uma careers do you refuse to do again?
I have yet to see a single second of gameplay despite this game always having at least one thread in the catalog for several years. Curious!
>>729140851>Symboli Rudolf famously refused jockey's whippingDo you think horses know when they win?
>>729141101Shitnes Digishit
>>729141101Ryan, full stop. I got a 3* stam 3* turf. Never touching that bitch again.
What are some umas that don't get talked about much?
>>729140885AIEEEEE SPE CHUD HEEEEEEELP
>For several years.
>>729141120Admire GOATerra last jap cup dismounted his jockey but still tried to do a winning lap because he thought he won.
>>729141120What's this from?
God, I hate Special Week so fucking much.
>>7291404737 Late lobby? Cool Cafe and Nice Nature
>>729141127>Shitnes DigishitYou're a Grade 1 faggot!
>>729141154All umas get talked about to an extent, but i rarely see the dorm leaders mentioned. Doesn't mean they're not popular but their posters are pretty tame.
>>729141127t. tachfraud
>>729141224Oh yeah that's actually a good example. The horse ran the whole race without a jockey and finished first.
>>729141242
>>729141257Seems like the rooms are filling slowly, but I'll do one more 31554409
>>729141291Wtf
>>729141240The Royal Family
>>729141291Ew kill that abomination
>>729141291Die
>>729141242What is there to hate about special week, she's so bland there's nothing to dislike.
>>729141291Ugly
>>729141291Spe is not that stacked.
>>729141357There's plenty to hate about the anime Special Week at least. I hate how her whole personality orbits around Suzuka.
Spe is just friends with GRass Wonder so she can say she's friends with chesnuts
>>729141389>Spe>Friends with grass wonder.
>>729140230Firefox's inbuilt JP > EN page translation is laughably rough, but at least I can sort of understand what's going on in each sceneApparently Sweep is a fan of the Witcher card game
>>729140256Thank you
>>729141385Well...suzuka was cool to be fair
>>729141240The Royal Family. It's a 10-episode keiba drama about training a horse to win the Arima Kinen.The two main horses also got uma designs from a collab.
>>729141120>Wingu Doiru???
>>729141494The Witcher exists in the uma universe? Is roach an uma?
is there a way to guarantee distance s like long S or is it always rng
>>729141676If you can find a way to guarantee it you will become high lord of /v/ma threads for eternity.
>>729141608Fictional horse.
>>729141676It's always RNG. You fan influence the consistency of it with affinitaxxing and proper parent building, but you're always gonna be at the mercy of RNG.
>>729141101I don't hate her, I'm just severely uninterested in her personality, and I have zero need for Yet Another Medium-Long slopper.
>>729141635Nah, I was just joking about the fucky MTL. The actual line is just the trainer going >ぐぬぬ……!
>>729141120>>729141240>>729141319>>729141506Fucking hell, Shachou carries the show so fucking hard and Koichi is just plain cringle/painful to watch, the last 2 episodes are actually a chore to watch compared to previous 8. Should have made the last 2 episodes about not!Fujita, but nothing can top that ep 2
>>729141635No, The Witcher would still be fictional and Roach would be a mythical creature known as a "horse"
>>729141770BIG HEAD BIG HEAD
>>729140356I want her but I want Dober as a parent and Tamamo more
>>729141770Ugliest Uma in the game
>>729141827Maybe if you are a raging homosexual of the highest caliber
>>729132968i know a guy that stares at these horse shits all day and it made him think he's a girl
