>joins your European lobby>240 ping>mocks your accent, hardly understandable himself>top frags>leaves
cunt
THASA FUARKIN BIG 'UN RIGHT THERE ISNNIT
australian here, just want to say im GAY and have a SMALL PENIS.
get swooped cunt
Once I hear australian voices in the chat I know it's well past bedtime and I NEED to stop
>>729136942this morning there was a magpie on the car, didnt fly away when I got near it, gently pushed it off and it struggled to fly to the neighbours fence, hope the poor guy was just temporarily hurt
The land oppresses me.Depriving me of sustenance.The lord oppresses me.He lives to take away my words and shelter.The sun oppresses me.Burning me to the bone.I persist for no grand reason.To spite all pommy cunts.
>>729136216I am a real Australian, AMA.
>>729136216>top fragsdelusional cunt
>join gmod server>(US) in title>full of 300 ping retarded eastern europeans spamming soundboards>when you call them retarded they just start spamning racial slurs and talking about dead rappers like anyone gives a shit>tell them to go back to their shitty groomer telegram>they flip out
>>729137539Why were so many liberals pissed when I demanded they get a 2nd amendment? What are they gonna do - just accept getting shot by muslims on the beach?
aussies are autistiesthere's a huge fucking retard on a dead MMO called haven and hearth from australia who plays the game at an unironic 450 ping and he's the biggest menace in the game hands down without competition
>>729137705they only shot jews and specifically told australians to go away. No australians were endangered and will all get to enjoy christmas as usual.
>>729137647kek it do be like that
>>729137705>Why were so many liberals pissed when I demanded they get a 2nd amendment?Depends a little on what you mean by "liberal". We have a major political party called The Liberal Party. They are nominally Neo-Liberal, so probably closer to the US Democrats than the US Republicans, but less retarded on some social issues.The Liberal Party is in a permanent coalition with The Nationals, creating the Liberal National Party (LNP). The Nationals primarily represent our country regions (as we're fucking massive and super spread out). The Nationals are closer to the US Republicans in most facets.Re: 2nd Amendment, we're a Constitutional Monarchy, so to introduce an amendment to our constitution we have to follow Section 128 which requires a double majority, meaning a national majority of voters AND a majority of voters in a majority of states, and that's only AFTER our Lower House (Congress) and Upper House (Senate) pass the legislation as well. After all that the Governor General (Executive) has to sign off on it, but by convention they always do.So even if a political party had the balls to push for a constitutional amendment, we're so heavily weighted by our major cities (every single one is pretty much always controlled by our more Democrat-aligned party, The Labor Party) that the referendum would fail.>What are they gonna do - just accept getting shot by muslims on the beach?No, what they're gonna do is make it illegal to say mean words because that will solve the problem.
>>729136216>Top fragsYeah you fucking wish kek
>>729137705if random posts on 4chan were to be believed, there used to be an incredibly strong anti-communist militia movement within australia, which coincided with very strong ties between defence personnel, ex-servicemen, and these militias, to the point where the lines were rather blurred, apparently canberra got spooked about what was effectively an entire shadow army of trained and armed men, so they instituted some significant cultural reforms that essentially disbanded these militias but also drove a massive split between the military and civilian societythe last bit is believable, since the adf rarely has any ties with every day life now, you see them march about on anzac and remembrance day and then they disappear from the public mind, and the result is that society completely lost the concept of being involved with military-like associations, let alone actually forming a militiaport arthur also happened which crippled any sort of gun culture which is a fucking shame, citizens could own surplus SLRs and shieet, bondi beach is being used to do the same so we may regress to muzzle loaders soonaustralians also didn't systematically kill their bri'ish masters several centuries ago, so we don't have a cultural history of nor understand the necessity of watering trees with bloodtldr there is no cultural precedent left for a 2nd amendment or any sort of widespread gun ownership, add in mass media and many australians react in a hysterical and vehement fashion towards guns
>>729137705>liberalsNow which liberals do you mean?
>>729137705No what the Australian population will want is "BAN GUNSSS!!!!" and "MAKE THE GOVERNMENT DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!!!".The "oh yeah we're carefree bush rangers" bullshit we give off is complete fiction, as overall we're cattle that desperately need the government to rule us.
>>729136216Shrimp on the barbie
I don't think Australians should all be lumped together. Mainlanders and Tasmanians are clearly very different people, more different than the countries of Europe in fact. I am Tasmanian and never feel like I share a culture with Mainlanders. They're a foreign people to me.
>>729139668Thread ended here
>>729139785>They're a foreign people to me.Says the inbred mutant.
>>729139912That "joke" only exists because the mainland was flooded with subhuman migrants (Greeks, Lebs, Asians etc.) after the white Australia policy ended while Tasmania remained relatively untouched with no ethnic enclaves developing as they did in Melbourne and Sydney. To this day Mainlanders still bitterly resent Tasmania for having a closer connection to the original British identity of Australia.
>>729139785Meanwhile, Perth exists
>>729140085They're the same as every other mainlander.
>>729140095Wrong. Typical eastern states talk from you kind
>>729140131The real Australian version of Perth is in Tasmania, not the Mainland. Perth, Tasmania is older and is more historically significant as it was the last town to use gibbeting in the British Empire.
>>729140194Nobody cares eastern state dog
>>729137705>why are people tired of burgers suggesting they get a 2nd amendment when gun crime is out of control on a daily basisNo one in Australia wants guns. We have enough issues with niggers breaking in and stabbing. They don't need guns as well.
>>729137647lmo retard
>>729140297>No one in Australia wants guns.Just wrong, absolutely false.
>>729137705>What are they gonna do - just accept getting shot by muslims on the beach?no we're gonna do something, it's called pretending it wasn't muslims and reprimanding the people who want them out or so much as acknowledge it was muslims who did it
>>729140284You just sound like a regular Mainlander.
>>729136216I look like this and I do this except it's 350-450 ping and I yell NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER on the mic which can get the gamehost b& if they live in France or Germany
Australians are the most needy fucking losers on the planet. No other country puts their flag next to their username as often as Aussies, not even Americans who have a reason to be proud of their country. They're the ones you'll see starting sentences with "as an Australian" when it has no relevance to the conversation. They're completely brainrotted and fried from overexposure to the heat. Also their animals are pathetic, basically only sharks are really deadly in Australian territory and they live everywhere. Fuck Australia and fuck Australians.
>>729137860I don't know anything about this game but I chuckled picturing this.
>>729136216This is wrong because that ping is unbearable
>>729139785Oh please, I've been to Tassie plenty. You guys are just a mix of Victorians and Adelaideians. You aren't special
>>729139785or Queenslanders and NSWelshmenor Queenslanders and Victoriansor Queenslanders and Kiwisoy cunt you've just made an enemy for life!
>>729137954How did they know how to profile the Jews out of thousands of Australians?I'd just keep swimming if I knew they were targeting non-Whites lol
>>729138192Your kdr should be multiplied by your ping
>>729140542Most Australians don't put flags next to their names because they only get to play with other Australians or Kiwis. Whats the point?
>>729140590>I've been to Tassie plenty. You guys are just a mix of Victorians and AdelaideiansYou probably just met some blow-ins from the Mainland. They're everywhere here now. I can't tell exactly where a Mainlander is from when they get here, but I know they're from the Mainland immediately. The difference between them must be minuscule if it exists at all.
>>729137860i thought russians used to be the worst people on h&h? glad to see australian excellence on display
>>729136216>>729140569Oh well this is actually semi true because I used to party with Americans on CS with another Australian and we were the best in the group despite having 350 ping lol
>>729140542I have always found it odd how Australia is notorious for its deadly animals. We don't have that many, really. You can walk in the bush as much as you want and you'll be fine. You won't get attacked by any large canines, bears, or felines like you will in Europe and Asia.
Australia is so strange and mysterious to me. Your cities are basically like any other white person city but gayer and ban violent video games, but then there are just vast unpopulated areas with nothing but venomous snakes, wandering petrol huffing abbos sleeping in the road and serial killers?
>>729140569Lmao 240 ping is fine if it's stable. We haven't had stable internet for long. There's probably still plenty of places even in cities that only have copper cables for internet and getting 256kb/s
>>729140569shit son, I played WoW at 400-500 ms when it came out
>>729140694Nah dude. Certainly not for shooters, not even for fucking mobas is that fine
>>729140694>>729140737Depends on the gameWow is playable at high pingSomething like Dota? Impossible
>>729136216I play multiplayer games during their timezone and never once experienced a critical mass of Aussies. Where do they get this reputation? Was it a bigger thing during the old MMO era or a forced meme by moot?
>not getting upgraded to fttp until 20 fucking 30i live in a capital city for fucks sake why has some random boomer in a 200 pop country town had better internet than me for 10 years
>>729140689>but then there are just vast unpopulated areas with nothing but venomous snakes, wandering petrol huffing abbos sleeping in the road and serial killers?well yeah why would anyone sensible want to live inland, shitty hot barren wasteland
>>729140825I've had FTTP in regional Tasmania since 2010. Mainland is always lagging behind.
>>729140737I think my average ping at wow launch was like 700. Still got to lvl 60. Couldn't pvp for shit though but I played druid so running away was usually an option.
>>729136216thats right cunt. top frag with 250+ ms lag. you americans and brits complain when 100 ping, pathetic sissy boys.
>>729140738>>729140768Nah 240 is good. Not sure why but I play with East coast of USA more and am used to 300-350 ping. It's still not unplayable once you get used to it.Most people's reaction times are a few hundred milliseconds anyway so ping just doubles that time. It's half a second delay in total so it's not the end of the world.Obviously it's no good for playing competitively but you're a giant faggot if that's why you play games.
>>729140297>No one in Australia wants guns. We have enough issues with niggers breaking in and stabbing. They don't need guns as well.The niggers already have guns, which is precisely why we need guns, and why we need to get rid of the niggers and the fuckwit beachgoers who bring them here.
>>729137954>they only shot jews and specifically told australians to go away. No australians were endangered and will all get to enjoy christmas as usual.They shot regular Aussies, not just jews, and they waved away fucking leb shitskins. Go be a muzzie somewhere else and take the jews with you. Fucking unreal how much third world shit we've imported.
>>729140642There are so many games and websites you don't know about, retard.
>>729140991What games are you playing though? Dota and Tf2 for me are noticeably far worse above 200 ping and unplayable above 300 for example.Dota isn't even that reaction heavy and I still prefer to play on OCE over SEA even though my SEA ping is only around 100.
>>729140398:) your post made me smile
>>729141159>WebsitesWhy would I care about places where people post with fucking accounts or their real names? I come here to avoid namefaggotry>GamesSuch as? I'm no normie
>>729141417>worseOK that doesn't mean you can't get used to them. You zoomers never knew a time when there was LITERALLY NOBODY in Australia playing online. Anyone who played any game HAD to play against usfags. We got used to it. It's just a matter of being slightly faster than normal and slightly better at anticipating things.
