What’s the weirdest boner you’ve gotten in a videogame?
The shitting cow in conker's bad fur day
haha da man mak funny face XD
Petey Piranha
>>729139773when a cute "girl" asked me for free stuff in runescape
For me it's ninomae ina'nis
>>729140472sometimes i wish i had an awakening like this instead of just coming across twitter accounts and falling for it as an adult
Markiplier website.
>>729140472>>729140494OP said weird boners not children you fags.
>>729139773Golden Markiplier
>>729139773When I was about to game over against boolossus in luigi's mansion
Why is r/markiplier love raiding various websites doe? Why are markiplier fans like this?
>>729140602>he didn't get boners as a kid
Haigure scene in Unholy Maiden
>>729139773Killing prostitutes in GTA4
>>729139773Back when I was 9 I'd get a boner killing the little teddy bear guy in Jet Force Gemini. Now i get a boner killing civilians in Bethesda games, gta or whatever lets me. Idk why it turns me on.
Lucy from Whacked
That boss in Castle Crashers where he crushes you into the ground with his board.
>>729139773'jak on 'og
>>729142067>naked humanoid womanDamn, we got a sick fuck over here.
>>729139773>irl pedo>cheats at vidyamarkiplier bros????
Samus getting vored in ball form
>>729139773in saint rows i would play as female avatars set to max breast + ass volume and do the animation that made your character fart
>>729139773I wondered what she would look like pregnantIt had a slight effect on me
>>729140494Ina loves you!
>>729140638>markiplier haters are esl pajeetslol. lmao
rockman 8 (jp version). In the clownman level some little clown robots grab and hold you on contact, sapping hp
>>729139773Playing around with mutilated female raider corpses in Fallout 3
>>729139773I used to get panic cums from playing timer levels when I was a kid
Having Chuchu as your partner in Kirby Dream Land 3
>>729139773Shodan speeches, probably
There's been worse stuff outside of vidya, but I think this would be enough to repulse normal people.
Some dude was making weird bug noises in a TF2 lobby as some kind of autistic trolling attempt, but all it did was make me think about fucking a moth femboy.
>>729146365You're too far gone.I'm sorry.
>>729139773Killing rya in elden ring
>>729139773Dragon's Dogma. Me and my pawns got eaten by super hydra. I felt a weird pit in my stomach watching us slide down it's neck and into gullet. Sounds along with slowly moving visible bulges stunned me completely. I honestly wasn't the same man after that experience.
>>729139773alien queen's tits from duke nukem
