Modern handheld owners will never understand the pure convenience of pockets.
why is there no game boy or game boy color on this chart of hypocrisy
>>729148210Acer nitro blaze never released for some reason.
>>729148210I think they stopped making small handhelds because of your phone, and yes I know none of you like that idea but most people apparently just use their phones for games and emulators instead of having secondary devices.
is the PS Portal that big? Don't know why i thought it was the size of a PS vita
>>729148210I'm not a child playing on playgrounds anymore, I don't need to run around with a gaming device in my pocket. I'd much rather have a big, readable screen.
>>729148562Then get a big boy desk and/or TV.
>>729148562If this were true you wouldn't need a handheld at all, you'd use a monitor or TV like a normal person. Only busriding children need handhelds.
>>729148210The bottom 4 lost the plot on what "portable device" means
>>729148210>No Jaguar>No GAMECOM
>>729149621Why does the Switch get a pass?
>>729148398given it's a tablet sandwiched between a dualsense cut in half, you could have worked backwards
>>729148210I don't care about portability though. I'm not gonna play games on a tiny screen.Switch 2 is about the right size.
>>729150504>JaguarI think you mean Lynx
>>729148302Because neither of those are widescreen format you fucking retard.
>>729150601Because the switch is barely the fucking size of the steam deck, both the oled, regular and the lite
The GBA "winning" robbed us.
>>729154603>Wonderswan>1st party lineup was literally licensed anime shovelware and Digimon shovelware cranked out by BandaiI wonder why it failed.
>>729150504No PSP either
>>729148210They all fit fine in my tan cargo shorts
Portable ≠ pocketable
>>729154726To be fair it did have FF only because Nintendo kicked Square out of the clubhouse for the FF7 debacle.
>>729154603GBA had terrible audio, Wonder Swan was somehow even worse
>>729149526>well time to go into the other room but i still want to play my game >takes the entire TV with you to the other room
>>729154501so then why is there no 3ds or psp
>>729148210Handhelds were always for faggot losers with no friends.
>>729156516Who's making your leave the room if you're an adult, anon.
>>729156726The shit in my ass.
>>729156516Look at Richie Rich here with his more than one room
I remember thinking the vita was too bigif only I knew how bad things were going to get
>>729156839So take a shit and go play
>>729148210>Don't about forget me!
>>729148210switch/2, minus the lite version ironically,fit just fine in pockets you just have to take the joycons off and use two pockets. I have no idea what the appeal of these other monstrosities that you need a bag to bring around. If those things count as "portables" you may as well just use a laptop
>>729148210I don't want pocket sized nigger I want portable. I don't want to stare at a tiny ass screen that strains my eyes. I'd say the Steam Deck OLED's screen is the minimum size to have extended gaming sessions without eye strain.
>>729157903I don't want portable nigger I want pocket sized. I want a small screen that doesn't require 10000 teraflops to look good. I'd say the PS Vita's OLED's screen is the maximum size to have extended gaming sessions outside the house.
>>729156516>Feel the first wave of Wifi 6E wash over me, giving me cancer>Second wave of Wifi 7 kills the cancer cells>But it's all worth it for being able to use VR to take virtual monitors everywhere
