Naughty Dog will shut down in our lifetime.
>>729148912Their next game about the bald nigger lesbian dyke from space will be the final nail, nobody except lesbians and game journos will play it
And nothing of value will have been lost
>>729148912after all the memes and hatred towards tlou2 I played it myself and actually found it to be quite good. I'm hoping their next game is good too but I'd rather have seen a tlou3. I feel like the bald lesbian girlboss schtick isn't going to fare well with audiences in 2026
>>729149072>tlou2 was goodToo much set pieces
>>729149072>I played it myself and actually found it to be quite goodThe sad, sad case of the man with no taste.
>>729149125don't cry for him, he already died a long time ago
>>729148912I know the age of consent in Germany is 14, but is it actually possible to get into a relationship with a girl that young or will her parents kill you? I want an Ellie GF, and I have family in Germany so I was thinking of trying there.
>>729149072Alright druckmann. Keep us posted.
>>729149250Considering Germany is on its way to become a Muslim country, age of consent might even be lowered to 9.
>>729148912Good. TLoU was a great game that had PvP which was WAY fucken better than it had any right to be, and the small hats came in and made Ellie gay. Everything since has been complete DEI infested dogshit and they deserve what’s coming to them.
>>729149250It's legal but it's still frowned upon, as guys who go for girls that young are usually scumbags and often get them hooked on alcohol or drugs. If you actually want a really young GF without being shunned, join a church.
>>729149404Ellie was already gay in the fisrt game you bigot
>TLoU2 won best adaptation despite bombing
>>729149531Thank you for the helpful response. I don't do drugs or drink and I have a degree so I don't think I would come off this way, but just in case, do you think I would be able to avoid this stereotype if I pretended to be a slightly homosexual eccentric in front of her parents? That way they just think I was developmentally stunted or something and that's why I want a younger gf.
>>729148912A slimy jew runs that place, he'll get as many bailouts as he needs
>>729148912They should have tried harder to get the tlou2 multiplayer game out
>>729149072>I feel like the bald lesbian girlboss schtick isn't going to fare well with audiences in 2026It's a shame you made her such a focal point of your marketing then, Cuckmann.
>>729149869Why would a slightly homosexual eccentric be interested in women? That doesn't make any sense.
>>729150115Well by slightly I just mean my mannerisms and way of speaking. Lisping and all that, just so that they have doubts about whether I'm truly attracted to her or not. I think that would make it less intimidating than having a macho guy in his 20s dating your teen daughter, no?
>>729149072When you actually get to PLAY the game, I agree that it can be good, but a majority of tlou2 is just>walk around empty enviroments>listen to insufferable characters and dialogue>watch crappy, melodramatic cutscenesThat roguelite mode they made for the game basically condenses down all the great parts of tlou2 and makes it good. Is it worth full price just for that? Probably not, especially when the game is just trying to lecture and talk down to you the whole timePeople say the worst parts of the game is the "woke" shit or that the story is bad or abby is too forced onto the player, but the biggest problem is you spend 50% of the game dicking around in places that aren't interesting doing NOTHING.
>omg dood tlou gameplay is like really good and stuff xDFuck off. It's generic console crap for modern sony audiences with all the shitty parts of it - clumsy "realistic" animations, unskippable cutscenes, walking and talking sections, generic cover shooting, throwing a brick so a retard stares at it and gives you like 10 seconds for a free stealth kill, faggotry etc etc etc.
>>729149250>or will her parents kill you?If they had the backbone for that, they wouldn't be in the situation they're in.
>>729150487>the game is just trying to lecture and talk down to you the whole timeWhat specifically made you feel this way, if I may ask
>>729150487Degenerate.
>>729148912The game's target audience is clearly lesbian and libtardsWhy are you complaining? the game is not for you.
She was good as a supporting actor in the first season
>>729148912Hopefully
>>729150487Bridget sex
>>729148962Lesbians watch yuri they want to see beautiful women
>>729150487shut up zoomer faggot go play balatro
Just gonna keep fapping to 'Of Inner Demons' and enjoy it
>>729150487They hated him for speaking the truth
>>729150835Half the shit you listed is just outright not true, I don't even know why you bothered to say anything. The game isn't worth buying, but pretending it's something it isn't is just dumb.>>729151175All of the Ellie moments. I know the game isn't technically lecturing "me" but if I'm playing as Ellie and the game is constantly going>oh my god stooop violence is baaaad stooop it ellieeeee omg dont you feel terribleThen it just feels like the game is trying too hard, especially when the catalyst for the game's """plot""" is someone comitting mindless violence (which was fine btw apparently cause joel was a bad person and the game says this is justified), except when you do mindless violence it's bad, even though in a world like tlou you kind of need to adapt to that mindset of being able to kill someone on a whim otherwise you'll just get taken advantage of and killedWith how hard they hammer it into you it just feels ridiculous, sorta like playing Spec Ops the Line and then the game is constantly taking jabs at you just for playing and engaging with the game. It's insufferable.>>729151618I'd rather play a good game like Shadow of Mordor or Alan Wake than some fotm card game (im sure it's good but card games aren't my thing)>>729151548If only
>>729148912>>729148962None of these companies ever made any fucking money, the money printer owners just give them endless worthless fiat currency to push propagandaMeanwhile honest companies will be taxed and regulated into bankruptcy
>>729153008>which was fine btw apparently cause joel was a bad person and the game says this is justifieddoes it tho
>>729148912lol she was perfect in the first game. They should stop making TLOUs, I dread to think what she may end up looking like in the third
>>729153008>With how hard they hammer it into you it just feels ridiculous, sorta like playing Spec Ops the Line and then the game is constantly taking jabs at you just for playing and engaging with the game. It's insufferable.Someone else with a good opinion. Spec ops was such shit.
Ellie can't compete with Sarah and you know it
